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Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit in years for festival of fun, absolutely smashed it out the park :-) Met some old friends and made plenty of new friends with everyone been so friendly and having lots of fun Will definitely be back xx Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We just got back from the latest Festival of Fun, and what a weekend! Massive amount of effort put in by the team and it showed. We had a great time during the day with all the activities and meeting new people, and then moved into the evening where we had a lot of fun. For any first timers you'll immediately be at rest here as everyone is so welcoming, and for the experienced guys there is a lot of fun to be had! We'll definitely be hitting the next one too! (August for those of you who have missed this one) Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We just got back from the latest Festival of Fun, and what a weekend!

Massive amount of effort put in by the team and it showed. We had a great time during the day with all the activities and meeting new people, and then moved into the evening where we had a lot of fun.

For any first timers you'll immediately be at rest here as everyone is so welcoming, and for the experienced guys there is a lot of fun to be had!

We'll definitely be hitting the next one too! (August for those of you who have missed this one)

Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Once again the Vanilla Alternative team pulled it right out of the bag. This year's Booty camp festival was just incredible. So much entertainment and it was very diverse from an assault course to a brilliant band. Everything was the best, including the quality of food (and affordable as well). I dont think theres anything better than spending a weekend with such fantastic brilliant, fun people in a field with our hot tub and an indoor and outdoor club. A absolutely brilliant place and every single member of their team worked tirelessly to make sure all the guests had the very very best time. Every single member of staff are just fantastic, Jules and Chris run the place with perfection. Nothing is too much trouble for them and they make sure every single guest feels well looked after and special. Thank you so much for everything that you do for the community and lifestyle and for welcoming me to your amazing piece of paradise. It really is the place memories are made. Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Once again the Vanilla Alternative team pulled it right out of the bag.

This year's Booty camp festival was just incredible. So much entertainment and it was very diverse from an assault course to a brilliant band.

Everything was the best, including the quality of food (and affordable as well).

I dont think theres anything better than spending a weekend with such fantastic brilliant, fun people in a field with our hot tub and an indoor and outdoor club. A absolutely brilliant place and every single member of their team worked tirelessly to make sure all the guests had the very very best time.

Every single member of staff are just fantastic, Jules and Chris run the place with perfection. Nothing is too much trouble for them and they make sure every single guest feels well looked after and special.

Thank you so much for everything that you do for the community and lifestyle and for welcoming me to your amazing piece of paradise.

It really is the place memories are made.

Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Wow what a weekend. I can’t thank Jules Chris and all the staff for making our weekend so good. I have never been to a club where the owners make you feel so comfortable. The entertainment and food was excellent and having access to food late at night was a bonus. It was a great crowd of guests that made us feel so comfortable. This is a club that you must not miss and if you have the chance look at the web site and book for festivals and don’t forget to look at the themes as we all love dressing up and it breaks the ice. Can’t wait for our next visit. Five stars xxxxx Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: OK

Wow what a weekend. I can’t thank Jules Chris and all the staff for making our weekend so good.

I have never been to a club where the owners make you feel so comfortable.

The entertainment and food was excellent and having access to food late at night was a bonus.

It was a great crowd of guests that made us feel so comfortable.

This is a club that you must not miss and if you have the chance look at the web site and book for festivals and don’t forget to look at the themes as we all love dressing up and it breaks the ice.

Can’t wait for our next visit.

Five stars xxxxx

Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing weekend at the VA boot camp, where the staff of this first class club can’t do enough to impress. The weekend was filled with some amazing entertainment, frolics and sexy fun and we are so glad to be part of the community that really makes this place buzz. Thank you for a wonderful weekend to all of you making our naughty dreams possible…. And see you at the next event once again with this amazing community. Big hugs and much love Tats1 and Tats2, who just love to entertain for a crowd in the cage or a room lol ;) Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What an amazing weekend at the VA boot camp, where the staff of this first class club can’t do enough to impress. The weekend was filled with some amazing entertainment, frolics and sexy fun and we are so glad to be part of the community that really makes this place buzz. Thank you for a wonderful weekend to all of you making our naughty dreams possible…. And see you at the next event once again with this amazing community. Big hugs and much love Tats1 and Tats2, who just love to entertain for a crowd in the cage or a room lol ;)

Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Well well well…. We have been members for over a year now at VA and been to many events. This years boot camp was just so much fun and so well organised by Jules and Chris. The manager Emma is always great with the staff and the members she’s so hard working and always friendly. Izzy and Danny are great members of staff they always make me feel welcome and are really terrific at service. The food fight and sploshing was so much fun as were all the workshops. We thoroughly enjoyed the bank holiday weekend at VA. This has got to be by far our most favourite club in the UK for sure xx Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Well well well…. We have been members for over a year now at VA and been to many events. This years boot camp was just so much fun and so well organised by Jules and Chris. The manager Emma is always great with the staff and the members she’s so hard working and always friendly. Izzy and Danny are great members of staff they always make me feel welcome and are really terrific at service. The food fight and sploshing was so much fun as were all the workshops. We thoroughly enjoyed the bank holiday weekend at VA. This has got to be by far our most favourite club in the UK for sure xx

Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second vist to VA on Saturday! and it didn't disappoint staff are fabulous the club is clean and well kept,and the guest are hot! Look foward to our next visit! Date: 20 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What can we say, we loved this club. It was our first visit to VA and it did not disappoint! We stayed there in the hotel which made the preparation and end of night super easy, and having the privacy of our own room was a plus. We went there with a group of people celebrating a double birthday so we knew it was going to be a busy night. We were greeted by lovely Brian who showed us around, and he and all the other staff were very friendly and accomodating. The club’s layout was very accessible with big open play areas and the crowd was super sexy and so was the vibe. It was nice to sit in the spa area in the hot tub and watch some of the sexy things going on around us, before having a very sexy time of our own. We loved it there and we will definitely be coming back. Date: 20 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What can we say, we loved this club.

It was our first visit to VA and it did not disappoint! We stayed there in the hotel which made the preparation and end of night super easy, and having the privacy of our own room was a plus. We went there with a group of people celebrating a double birthday so we knew it was going to be a busy night.

We were greeted by lovely Brian who showed us around, and he and all the other staff were very friendly and accomodating.

The club’s layout was very accessible with big open play areas and the crowd was super sexy and so was the vibe.

It was nice to sit in the spa area in the hot tub and watch some of the sexy things going on around us, before having a very sexy time of our own.

We loved it there and we will definitely be coming back.

Date: 20 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Brilliant night at VA. Attended on Friday 17th for Freedom Friday. A fantastic night full of sexy fun. The staff are welcoming, as were all the guests. The atmosphere was amazing! Plenty of conversation and music to add to the experience. Was genuinely a great night. Learned a-lot from other people, (bit of an unplanned flogging show in the Dungeon) plenty to see and get up to and dip a toe in the hot-tub! ??! Cant wait wait to go back. Don’t hesitate dropping by. ALSO we stayed the night in one of the onsite rooms. Accommodation was basic but decent for £45 - met all the needs for laying your head. Date: 19 May 2024

Rating: OK

Brilliant night at VA. Attended on Friday 17th for Freedom Friday. A fantastic night full of sexy fun. The staff are welcoming, as were all the guests. The atmosphere was amazing! Plenty of conversation and music to add to the experience. Was genuinely a great night. Learned a-lot from other people, (bit of an unplanned flogging show in the Dungeon) plenty to see and get up to and dip a toe in the hot-tub! ??! Cant wait wait to go back. Don’t hesitate dropping by. ALSO we stayed the night in one of the onsite rooms. Accommodation was basic but decent for £45 - met all the needs for laying your head.

Date: 19 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Well what can I say for our first outing at VA was amazing, made to feel so comfortable and relaxed very quick. Staff were very welcoming and really enjoyed the whole night. Plenty on display and soon become a very sexy and naughty nighty, already looking at when we can come back. Date: 19 May 2024

Rating: OK
	We had our first trip to the VA last night with friends who’d invited us along. Is a great place to be, was shown around when we first arrived giving us the dos and don’ts whilst there. Apparently wasn’t as busy as it can be, but that didn’t bother us as felt we could enjoy the experience of the place even more. We cannot wait to return to experience it even more Date: 12 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at the VA last night. Seemed quiet when we arrived, but we soon had 10 of us on a bed playing! Looking forward to our next visit x Date: 11 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA for bi night last week, and it was a brill night! Meet some great people… and as for the venue.. some great great ideas, very comfortable, good crowd, really friendly! Also had a room there, which was lovely and clean, made the night so much easier staying there! Will defo be going again soon xxx T &M xx Date: 8 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA for the first time on 4th May and had a great time. It was our first time in a club and we couldn't recommend it enough. The staff were friendly, helpful and made us feel at ease. Date: 7 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What a brilliant Bi-Night event this club put on last week with super host “Scuba Stu” in charge and I must say, that this was only his second time in charge and what a difference he is making to the event. New people ...new ideas, and he is the perfect host constantly walking about making sure everyone is happy. Already booked for the the next one! Funboy Date: 6 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	A return visit to ScubaStu's VA bi night. It just keeps getting better. So much hot bi fun going on between all. Had some great MMMM fun as well as MMF. Can't wait for June sp we can play again. Xxx Date: 6 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended Scuba Stu's second party at VA. Brilliant host, great crowd. Lovely club and an amazing night. What a party and what a session.toni x Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended this club last night an all I can say was it was amazing , lovely night to ;) Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Amazing club everything was smooth with registering and really enjoy my first time and everyone was so friendly. Lots of visits to come! Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the awesome ScubaStu bi night last night. My first time back at V.A. for a while and what a night to choose to return. Lots of fabulously sexy people and lots of awesome kinky fuckery. The club looks great loved the dungeon area. Will definitely be back again x Date: 4 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Returned for my second trip to WWW, can you believe it, it has been a whole year since my last visit to this fabulous event and I must say this club offers it all for the uninhibited player, where I shall I start - it offers open playrooms, so if you like to be a voyeur and an exhibitionist, this club is winning on this front, I always have a great time in this cosmopolitan club, from the socialising, dancing to all the naughty times I’ve had from when I was new and nervous to the now experienced hedonistic lady. Looking forward to my second trip to the VA Bi Night - love a cosplay as well as kink and I am a Star Wars Fan. May the Force be with you. Xx Date: 2 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Returned for my second trip to WWW, can you believe it, it has been a whole year since my last visit to this fabulous event and I must say this club offers it all for the uninhibited player, where I shall I start - it offers open playrooms, so if you like to be a voyeur and an exhibitionist, this club is winning on this front, I always have a great time in this cosmopolitan club, from the socialising, dancing to all the naughty times I’ve had from when I was new and nervous to the now experienced hedonistic lady. Looking forward to my second trip to the VA Bi Night - love a cosplay as well as kink and I am a Star Wars Fan. May the Force be with you. Xx

Date: 2 May 2024

Rating: Fun
	Visiting to VA2 today after I heard VA2 had been refurbished and wow look fantastic!!! Looking forward to nude sunbathing in lux lounge area in hot summertime. I wish VA2 would have a nice quiet and daylight in a room for Deaf clients.Anyway Definitely to visit again soon. XXAMZXX with Disco walking stick Date: 2 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Returned today for my second milf Wednesday…. Was just as good as last time with lots of friendly people and plenty of play time to be had… had to come home and lie down! Date: 1 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Excellent day @ VA yesterday. Friday daytime was the WWW event which has become the hottest daytime event in the UK, it sells out every month and fast becoming the place to be, tickets fly off the shelves, so you have to apply early doors. Then last night we carried on and attended The Gynarchy - Female Domination event in the evening, which was fantastic, a well run event offering a male auction, pole dancing men, strap on wirkshop, needle work shop, fire display, canning workshop and a group of very professional Doms. It was different, enjoyable and fun Thank you to all involved at the VA for your hard work and giving your members What They Want Love Para Dos xx Date: 27 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Excellent day @ VA yesterday. Friday daytime was the WWW event which has become the hottest daytime event in the UK, it sells out every month and fast becoming the place to be, tickets fly off the shelves, so you have to apply early doors.

Then last night we carried on and attended The Gynarchy - Female Domination event in the evening, which was fantastic, a well run event offering a male auction, pole dancing men, strap on wirkshop, needle work shop, fire display, canning workshop and a group of very professional Doms. It was different, enjoyable and fun

Thank you to all involved at the VA for your hard work and giving your members What They Want Love Para Dos xx

Date: 27 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Came to the VA for the first time after being invited to their WWW event. All I can say it wow! What a fab day and all the people I met were very friendly. Great venue and very sexy people. Can't wait until the next event..... Date: 26 April 2024

Rating: Fun
	A first visit for us as we were in the area. From the friendly shuttle bus driver to the welcome tour, the spotless facilities and the fun that followed. Well done to everyone involved in the running of Saturday nights at VA and we look forward to maybe trying some outdoor daytime fun in the summer sun of the Lux Lounge. Date: 26 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to VA, and we were not disappointed. Lovely venue topped by the extremely warm welcome by the stunning bar staff. Talked to some lovely couples and had a really fantastic time. Date: 21 April 2024

Rating: Fun
	Just home from our first visit at VA, we had a fun night! Seemed a little quiet but we managed to have fun by the hot tub, in the couples room and finishing with some good fun in the swing chair ;) Date: 21 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at this lovely club. We went to the Saturday Glow in the Dark party. The club had many UV lights set up, so everyone in UV wear glowed in the bar and dance area. Top DJ played some brilliant dance tunes, and everyone filled the dance floor. The club is always a delight to visit, lovely bar, helpful and friendly staff and always very clean and tidy. The playrooms are large and very clean. We have been to a number of clubs and this is definitely one of the best. Looking forward to many more visits. Date: 14 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic night at this lovely club. We went to the Saturday Glow in the Dark party. The club had many UV lights set up, so everyone in UV wear glowed in the bar and dance area. Top DJ played some brilliant dance tunes, and everyone filled the dance floor.

The club is always a delight to visit, lovely bar, helpful and friendly staff and always very clean and tidy. The playrooms are large and very clean.

We have been to a number of clubs and this is definitely one of the best. Looking forward to many more visits.

Date: 14 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended ScubaStu's first hosting of bi night, and what an event it was. Well done Stu and what a fab tim e we had with many sexy bi folks on the beds Date: 11 April 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	The new host of the VA bi night Scuba Stu has done an amazing job rejuvenating the event. The club and staff are brilliant as ever and the crowd last night was a great blend making it one of the best VA bi nights so far Date: 6 April 2024

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