The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	Dressed up and strutted our stuff at VA on Saturday 18th November. Went with our swinging buddies and couldn’t resist taking them upstairs for some naughty naked fun. Then back down to the club - couldn’t stay away! Sexy atmosphere with a relaxed vibe. Stayed in one of the rooms upstairs…lovely and comfy. Will definitely be going back soon. Date: 17 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great time Xx Date: 16 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended last night for the Xmas party with my partner. It is a lovely club, nice vibe. Pretty busy too. Watched some nice action in the cage room. Next time will probably do the couples night. Date: 16 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another highly enjoyable afternoon at the Wednesday MILF event. Being just a couple of weeks to Christmas the club wasn't that busy but that did not stop hours of fun. The VA team were as friendly as ever and some of the regulars were very friendly indeed! Big shout out to 'J' with her many orgasms and that beautiful couple from Linconshire who enjoyed me and 'M' cumming over the face of the extremely sexy lady. Can't wait to my next VA visit in January. Date: 13 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another highly enjoyable afternoon at the Wednesday MILF event. Being just a couple of weeks to Christmas the club wasn't that busy but that did not stop hours of fun. The VA team were as friendly as ever and some of the regulars were very friendly indeed! Big shout out to 'J' with her many orgasms and that beautiful couple from Linconshire who enjoyed me and 'M' cumming over the face of the extremely sexy lady. Can't wait to my next VA visit in January.

Date: 13 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Myself and a lady friend attended on the 9th for what was a long time coming return for me and the first ever visit to any club for my friend. The venue has changed somewhat since my last visit (just before covid) and it’s much improved. My lady friend was simply in her element! Not just with being at a club for her first time, but being at such a wonderful club! Very friendly staff, great looking staff too I must add, great DJ, very clean, lots of action going off everywhere throughout the night and the crowd was great too. We plan to go to another club early next year and when I suggested trying another one, it was a flat refusal. “Nope, I thought VA was great and I want to go back there!”. I think that says it all really.See you again in the new year!! xx Date: 12 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Myself and a lady friend attended on the 9th for what was a long time coming return for me and the first ever visit to any club for my friend. The venue has changed somewhat since my last visit (just before covid) and it’s much improved.

My lady friend was simply in her element! Not just with being at a club for her first time, but being at such a wonderful club! Very friendly staff, great looking staff too I must add, great DJ, very clean, lots of action going off everywhere throughout the night and the crowd was great too.

We plan to go to another club early next year and when I suggested trying another one, it was a flat refusal. “Nope, I thought VA was great and I want to go back there!”. I think that says it all really.See you again in the new year!! xx

Date: 12 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA this Saturday and absolutely loved the vibe. Truth be told, when we got there, there was a lot already underway, but the space felt both spacious and intimate at the same time, with lots of sexy fun all round. The hot tub made the whole experience so enjoyable, the staff was attentive, people were respectful and the place was clean, and we met some great people. We will be back soon! Date: 10 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We visited VA this Saturday and absolutely loved the vibe. Truth be told, when we got there, there was a lot already underway, but the space felt both spacious and intimate at the same time, with lots of sexy fun all round. The hot tub made the whole experience so enjoyable, the staff was attentive, people were respectful and the place was clean, and we met some great people. We will be back soon!

Date: 10 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First visit for us tonight ,We found the VA a spacious and very cosy venue . The staff were very helpful fit us first timers. We will return again soon x A & J x Date: 10 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time visit last night at VA for me. Flawless experience fir me. The location and the building is lovely and cosy. Open rooms everywhere and for the first time i have experienced myself going around dressed down. I met two lovely ladies who gave me great pleasure and two lovely couples i had to pleasure to talk to. To be back for sure Date: 9 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended bi night 1st December 2023. Whilst much quieter than other bi nights I have attended had a great time. Met some lovely people, no clicks like some clubs, felt like a house party rather than a club! The staff can’t do enough to make you feel welcome, safe and relaxed. A big special mention to the two ladies behind the bar - they are a real asset to the club - loved them xx can’t wait for the next opportunity to attend V.A. Date: 5 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Attended bi night 1st December 2023. Whilst much quieter than other bi nights I have attended had a great time. Met some lovely people, no clicks like some clubs, felt like a house party rather than a club! The staff can’t do enough to make you feel welcome, safe and relaxed. A big special mention to the two ladies behind the bar - they are a real asset to the club - loved them xx can’t wait for the next opportunity to attend V.A.

Date: 5 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had an amazing evening at the VA Bi night event, where we went with a group we knew and new friends were made from people we met……. We had a great time in the dungeon, tying people to the big cross when we opened our ‘ pleasure monkeys toolbox’ as well as deploying, our vibrating pinned gloves from the dancefloor……. The staff are amazing and always welcoming to you, and the friendly community of people who make this place such a jewel …….. if you met us please do a veri and we will return the compliment very soon, and to this amazing club VA you diamond, much love and big hugs from Tats1 and Tats 2 ….. xxx Date: 4 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Had an amazing evening at the VA Bi night event, where we went with a group we knew and new friends were made from people we met……. We had a great time in the dungeon, tying people to the big cross when we opened our ‘ pleasure monkeys toolbox’ as well as deploying, our vibrating pinned gloves from the dancefloor……. The staff are amazing and always welcoming to you, and the friendly community of people who make this place such a jewel …….. if you met us please do a veri and we will return the compliment very soon, and to this amazing club VA you diamond, much love and big hugs from Tats1 and Tats 2 ….. xxx

Date: 4 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	2nd time back to VAs last night! First and most importantly, the staff are amazing! So friendly and helpful! The club is well designed, organised and clean! The club didn't feel clicky at all, everyone was happy to talk and respectful. Thank you for such an amazing night J&C xx Date: 2 December 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had the pleasure of attending VA last night, our first ever club experience and wow… what a wild night we had! Everyone was super friendly and we were welcomed with open arms by staff who couldn’t do enough to help and all other fellow couples and singles. We’ve met some wonderful people and had the best time. We’re left wanting more already so we hope to see some familiar faces when we return for another hot night at VA! If you recognise us please may you verify us, we’re new to the LS so veri’s will be a huge help! X Date: 26 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We had the pleasure of attending VA last night, our first ever club experience and wow… what a wild night we had! Everyone was super friendly and we were welcomed with open arms by staff who couldn’t do enough to help and all other fellow couples and singles. We’ve met some wonderful people and had the best time. We’re left wanting more already so we hope to see some familiar faces when we return for another hot night at VA! If you recognise us please may you verify us, we’re new to the LS so veri’s will be a huge help! X

Date: 26 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	2nd visit last night and didn’t fail, staff were really friendly as we booked the shuttle bus from the hotel which was on times We met up with some friends and even made some new ones , amazing hot and steamy night down in the dungeon area , can’t wait til next visit xx Date: 26 November 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended the VA last night for the first time, and indeed our first ever club visit. The staff were incredibly friendly and welcoming, with a great tour when we arrived. I even managed to work out how the lockers worked and which one was ours (eventually). Immaculately clean, great vibe, lovely building. Had a lovely chat with another couple at the bar, who we'd love to meet again if they're on here, and just relaxed and enjoyed our evening. Super chilled, no pressure, just lovely. Can't wait to go back, but will probably go for a couples evening as that's more our thing. Date: 25 November 2023

Rating: Fun

Attended the VA last night for the first time, and indeed our first ever club visit. The staff were incredibly friendly and welcoming, with a great tour when we arrived. I even managed to work out how the lockers worked and which one was ours (eventually). Immaculately clean, great vibe, lovely building. Had a lovely chat with another couple at the bar, who we'd love to meet again if they're on here, and just relaxed and enjoyed our evening. Super chilled, no pressure, just lovely. Can't wait to go back, but will probably go for a couples evening as that's more our thing.

Date: 25 November 2023

Rating: OK
	Well. First night at VA last night and what can I say. Great place although not busy. Hi to the couple who invited me behind the curtain! DM me you know who you are! Would definitely try again. Hot night. Date: 25 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for the first time yesterday with my friend and we both had a fabulous time. It was our first trip to a club so pretty nervous but we were both made very welcome and we found the staff and other members very friendly which helped enormously. We both came away wanting to come back another time so that speaks volumes. Big thanks to John who gave us a tour and checked in with us from time to time during our visit and to a lovely couple K and A, both relative newbie’s (on their 2nd visit), who helped break the ice and helped ease us into what was a fantastic day. Date: 23 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Visited VA for the first time yesterday with my friend and we both had a fabulous time. It was our first trip to a club so pretty nervous but we were both made very welcome and we found the staff and other members very friendly which helped enormously.

We both came away wanting to come back another time so that speaks volumes. Big thanks to John who gave us a tour and checked in with us from time to time during our visit and to a lovely couple K and A, both relative newbie’s (on their 2nd visit), who helped break the ice and helped ease us into what was a fantastic day.

Date: 23 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Amazing time at VA, our second visit and as a couple new to the lifestyle, you are welcomed by amazing staff, and other likeminded people. Can’t say enough good things about the place Date: 22 November 2023

Rating: Fun
	Had another great night at VA and the staff as friendly as ever aswell as the crowd. Can't wait for our next visit, say hi if you went :) Date: 19 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time last night and had a great night. Staff were friendly and helpful. All the play areas were super clean. The hot tub was great. Loved how many play rooms there were, great for watching and being watched. Looking forward to our next visit. Date: 19 November 2023

Rating: Fun
	Another great night at VA. Although slightly quieter than usual we thought. LOVE the new smoking area and heaters. Had a lovely night! Date: 19 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Hi all, apologies for the hot tub temperature this weekend. We have had an issue, new parts are due to be delivered and installed tomorrow. We appreciate your understanding. In this matter. Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA for our first night at a club, and what a night! The shuttle bus was very discreet and the staff were welcoming and so helpful. The club itself felt very clean but still had a super sexy vibe. Hope the hot tub gets fixed soon, but to be fair the staff are doing everything they can to keep it nice and warm, and a slightly chilly hot tub definitely didn’t affect us having a great night! Met some amazing people throughout the night and will 100% return! Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Went to VA for our first night at a club, and what a night! The shuttle bus was very discreet and the staff were welcoming and so helpful. The club itself felt very clean but still had a super sexy vibe. Hope the hot tub gets fixed soon, but to be fair the staff are doing everything they can to keep it nice and warm, and a slightly chilly hot tub definitely didn’t affect us having a great night!

Met some amazing people throughout the night and will 100% return!

Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I went to VA for the first time last night. The club has a really cool vide with everything you need, staff are great and the clientele are as sexy AF! What’s there not to love! Thank you. I’ll definitely be returning xx Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Definitely our favourite go to for great nights out. Last night was no exception, great mix of people and some fantastic new faces too. Date: 12 November 2023

Rating: OK
	I went to VA again for my first WWW event. As always the staff were lovely and the music great, didn't loads of time on the dance floor. The rating this time is ok as the water in the hot tub was not hot enough and the jets didn't work. Please can you look into this. That said I hope to be back at your great club soon. Thank you Date: 11 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended last weekends Saturday ‘s Deck N Dance night. Was out 1st club visit and so we were high on the nervous scale. Needn’t have worried. Staff and all were very welcoming and understanding..superb night and experience. Thanks to all and will not be our last visit. R and R Date: 10 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Open play areas are the way forward, venue is lovely and modern. All ways clean and well presented. We especially love the UV filtered hot tub you can quite literally swim in its that big! We've had a handfuls of amazing nights here, and we're looking forward to our next. Date: 7 November 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another excellent party at VA on Saturday “Dec n Dance” ….. lots of dancing and lots of playful couples… perfect! We had a great night and as always grateful for the hard work Team VA carry out for all our enjoyment, thank you xx Date: 6 November 2023

Rating: OK
	Great night last night. Met lots of really nice hot couples. Everyone very friendly, great atmosphere, had good fun on the dance floor mixing with lots of people. Say hi if you were there last night as would be great to stay connected. K & B xx Date: 5 November 2023

Rating: Fun
	I really like this club. The "What Women Want" and "Chic" events are amazing. The staff are lovely and welcoming. Date: 31 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the Halloween Event on Saturday 28th and took advantage of the taxi shuttle service offered by the club, this worked really well as we were in a local hotel On arrival we were greeted at the door by a very smart Gent who got us to the reception desk, we were checked in by a very nice blond lady who was friendly and efficient. Once inside we soon noticed how slick this operation was as the bar staff worked very hard to ensure that you always had a drink even though the place was at capacity. The venue and music were spot on and this combined with all of the sexy people that had made such an effort with Halloween costumes made a great evening. We wouldn't hesitate to attend again if we are in the area. If you remember chatting to the Geordie Vampires send us a message as we forgot to ask Fab names x Date: 30 October 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the Halloween Event on Saturday 28th and took advantage of the taxi shuttle service offered by the club, this worked really well as we were in a local hotel On arrival we were greeted at the door by a very smart Gent who got us to the reception desk, we were checked in by a very nice blond lady who was friendly and efficient. Once inside we soon noticed how slick this operation was as the bar staff worked very hard to ensure that you always had a drink even though the place was at capacity. The venue and music were spot on and this combined with all of the sexy people that had made such an effort with Halloween costumes made a great evening.

We wouldn't hesitate to attend again if we are in the area.

If you remember chatting to the Geordie Vampires send us a message as we forgot to ask Fab names x

Date: 30 October 2023

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