... "One more sleep Mmmm xxx". 9 hours ago
Joined: over a year ago |
John
71 years old, Straight
6'1"
185cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings
Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Couples (FF)
Women
Aged from 20 to 99
Will meet smokers
Can
accommodate
Can
travel
Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports
*oupleInPlay (55), Couple
on 16 November 2024
by Meeting in person:
We met Funboy on the edge of the big bed in the hot tub room at VA. We were all chatting but before we knew it, Elle was laid back and oral moved onto lots more with each change in tempo greeted with gasps and screams of ecstasy as she orgasmed over and over before he got her squirting, in fact it was a chain of monsoons! When you thought there was nothing left she was off again. Funboy knows what buttons to press, that's for sure. A brilliant night and a mind blowing experience for Elle.
*perfectcouplex (45), Couple
on 10 November 2024
by Meeting in person:
What can we say that hasn’t been said. John is the govnor at VA, he knows everyone and is more than happy to show you round and introduce you to some amazing people. We have met him over the last year and he will always take time to chat about everyday life as well as this world we love. Looking forward to many years of fun and laughter x
*inkycouple29 (35), Couple
on 5 November 2024
by Meeting in person:
Had another great night at the VA on Friday with this gentleman. What I can I say always a pleasure with this man. Had some very steamy sex in the hot tub area. A real great guy and life and soul of any party. See you soon xx
*anillaalternativeclub (42), Couple (FF)
on 5 November 2024
by Meeting in person:
It’s all in the Fab profile name “ Funboy”. This guy is a regular attendee at The VA. He is respectful, friendly and FUN! Don’t pass him by Team VA
*unnygirl85 (39), Couple
on 2 November 2024
by Meeting in person:
Another hot encounter with this gent. He knows how to push all my buttons and the right way too. Just keeps getting better ;) thanks sir, hayz x
*exy Club Pants (41), Woman
on 10 October 2024
by Meeting in person:
A true gentleman on the scene and has become part of my social group in the past year. From chats in the blazing Sun during Summer at Lux to sharing Warm showers on the colder Autumn events I really cannot wait to see where Winter takes us...;-)
*wirlingChaos (49), Couple
on 9 October 2024
by Meeting in person:
What a pleasure to finally meet this legend. Such a gentleman and such enjoyable company. He took charge of Y and to say he satisfied her is an understatement, his stamina for play is awesome and he had Y endlessly squirting. He topped it off when we were playing with another couple and complimented us as a fifth. Y will definitely want repeats with this man, there will be no keeping her away. Xxxx
*abulous! (43), Woman
on 14 August 2024
by Meeting in person:
Love it... LOVE it! when someone surprises me, and John really did at VA today. Super fun guy, happy to take control, sex with giggling, and bum fucking... all at once! Exactly how it should be.
*unnygirl85 (39), Couple
on 12 July 2024
by Meeting in person:
This pure gentleman today treated me with some extra special world class treatment. Left milf club with a huge smile. Sir will shall meet again xhx
*Lfun (53), Couple
on 22 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
We had a sexy encounter with this guy at VA
We both enjoyed his cheeky sexy chat and moves
Hoping to meet again soon
*oving life 2024 (42), Couple
on 13 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
Thanks to Funboy we had another fantastically sexy afternoon. Such a gent and knows how to please a lady ;-)
Look forward to our next adventure x
*he PhoenixABC (58), Woman
on 13 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
Met this friendly guy at VA…. I’ll keep to myself what he did but…. It was lots of fun!!!
*inkycouple29 (35), Couple
on 9 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
Wow what can I say. I am actually lost for words. Had a fantastic night with this incredible gentleman. The things this man can do is well amazing. Cummed some many times I lost count haha. Never experience a man quite like this and loved every minute of it. We definitely enjoyed you behind me whilst I was gagging on my hubby. Till next time sir xxxx
*usic-man (64), Man
on 29 May 2024
by Meeting in person:
It was great to reconnect with this musician friend recently.
As his name suggests he really is a fun guy, respectful of boundries and limits but with the right amount of naughtiness.
I'd be happy to be his wingman anytime!
Thanks for the recent intro's buddy.
I'm looking forward to kickstarting my involvement again in this fun & exciting lifestyle!
*obbyflash (49), Man
on 29 May 2024
by Meeting in person:
I met Funboy on my first and second visits to VA and the banter flowed naturally, and he made an effort to check in on me in a tricky situation. He has a nice open energy and I look forward to more bants (but only when he’s dressed otherwise he puts me to shame #huge????)
*elticdelight1 (39), Couple
on 20 May 2024
by Meeting in person:
Had already meet John before in on our first visits at V.A had the pleasure of seeing him again on Friday.! What a gent warm welcome, friendly and a pleasure to be around he truly is the party king ?? x
*wingnswitch (43), Couple
on 12 May 2024
by Meeting in person:
If Carlsberg did birthday blow jobs…. :-) we’ve met John several times before and when we heard it was his birthday on Friday and he would be at VA we made sure we were there too. He’s such a lovely gentleman. Fun, friendly and loves the cheeky banter. Get his clothes off (which never takes much) and he becomes a machine. A gorgeous body and he knows what he’s doing with it that’s for sure. Delicious. See you soon sweetheart x
*hatsWhatCouple (44), Couple
on 11 May 2024
by Meeting in person:
A birthday treat for the birthday boy! This gent is the centre of the party and we’ve chatted at every VA Friday event we’ve attended. His personality, energy and story telling are infectious. We knew it was his birthday so Mrs WW gave him a little gift. A wonderful return gift was enough to complete our night. Have fun and see you next time. Xx
*ofakind (48), Woman
on 6 May 2024
by Meeting in person:
There is never a dull moment with this guy around he is bloody amazing. Sexy as hell and a must have at any party. It been a long time coming but we had a great playtime in the tub. Luv ya bones xx Pj xx
*utewithcurves83 (41), Woman
on 22 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have recently had the pleasure of meeting this VA legend. He reached out to me as a newbie and offered me some invaluable advice and reassurance which really helped with my newbie nerves. I'm still feeling a bit shy around such experience, but we had some brief conversations throughout the afternoon and I enjoyed watching him play and enjoying himself. Really looking forward to meeting this respectful, genuine gentleman again xxx
*ctr24 (31), Couple
on 14 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
L & I had the absolute pleasure of meeting this fantastic man on Friday night at VA, just as he said in our verification, we laughed and we laughed hard. Great to meet such a kind, laid back and cheeky guy, who is happy to chat, socialise and enjoy others company. Lots of people could learn plenty from this true gentleman, whose thoughts, stories and experiences will have you curled over for hours in stitches. Another night at VA that we won’t forget. Hope to see you again soon
*otsauce24 (45), Couple
on 9 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
J is one of the nicest guys you could meet in the lifestyle. He is the unofficial’king’ of VA!
*cuba Stu (44), Man
on 9 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say about sir John he is everything that is great about the scene he is a genuine guy who knows the ways of this life. I’ve known him for a few years now and it was absolute pleasure to see him at my first outing as bi night host at Va. His support and words of encouragement were much appreciated. Can’t wait to him at the next event he is a true gent. Thank you sir for attending
Stu
*ofakind (48), Woman
on 6 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
Known this very naughty gentleman for years and have had the pleasure of his company before which is always so much fun. He is the life and soul of a party and is always found having some naughty fun somewhere. On this occasion he was in the glory hole next to the bed I was playing on with several others. His gorgeous cock presented itself to me, so I what is a girl suppose to do but enjoy what is on offer...mmmmmm thanks babe see you again soon xx
*addie5 (49), Woman
on 6 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
Met this, alluring man recently again. He is such a lovely soul full of life, charm, banter and well worth anyone’s time.
Full of energy and very passionate about his lifestyle.
Deffo see you soon tiger for more laughter and smiles.
Always M x
*edfordcouple888 (42), Couple
on 6 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
We’ve met John a number of occasions at VA. It’s never a dull night when Johns around. He’s fun, easy to chat too and just a genuine good guy.
Look forward to seeing you at the next bi night
X
*angOnBunny (46), Couple
on 6 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
We met John last night at VA bi night. Didn't take him long to have Bunny's tits out amd playing with them :-) Very easy going gent xx
*osieposieblue (32), Couple (FF)
on 5 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
met this lovely guy in VA again, bloody lovely person and i loved kissing him, sucking his amazing big cock and then getting a good fucking. Can’t wait to do it again ;) Rosie xx
*anillaalternativeclub (42), Couple (FF)
on 4 April 2024
by Meeting in person:
It was great to see Funboy yesterday at our MILF Club enjoying himself. Thank you Funboy for your support, it’s always appreciated. See you soon. Team VA xx
*oving life 2024 (42), Couple
on 15 March 2024
by Meeting in person:
Another sexy meet with funboy! Not only sexy but had a laugh and can’t wait to see him again ;-)
*oving life 2024 (42), Couple
on 9 March 2024
by Meeting in person:
What a guy! Another memorable play at the MILF club
Experienced and absolutely genuine guy see you very soon ;-)
*andd6871 (51), Couple
on 8 March 2024
by Meeting in person:
What a lovely guy to meet at VA. He made us feel very welcome and introduced us to lots of new people.
He is more than an organiser and has a lovely big cock which he knows how to use. Really enjoyed his company and looking forward to meeting again .
Thankyou so much xxxx
*K-Couple (43), Couple
on 24 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
A bit of a delayed verification. We meet this gentleman a few months back, absolute gem of a man.
Very attentive and fun, knew exactly how to make us feel comfortable and show us a fantastic fun time.
He and his friend gave me extremely sensual experience whilst hubby watched.
Happy to be his first Indian!
Look forward to our next adventure
*enegenie98 (57), Couple
on 23 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
This guy is so genuine... And as it was our first visit, he so helped us be at ease. Thank you. We so hope, no... Will.. meet you again!!!!
*exybeasts! (49), Couple
on 19 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Met this top class guy a month back at VA. Such a gent and so friendly, could talk for hours with him.
He certainley has a gift and treats the ladies very well! He will not dissapointed. Very naughty but very nice.
*oving life 2024 (42), Couple
on 15 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Thank you John it was a great experience and thank you for introducing us to everyone. That was an amazing hot tub experience ?? you’re a genuine guy x
*unnygirl85 (39), Couple
on 15 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
This gentleman again. Can not say it enough, played again at VA Milf club and gave a bang at end of the night. Hayz left smiling after play with him and hubby.
*infulduo (54), Couple
on 14 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to see this fit , witty gentleman. Always the centre of the action in the club and introducing all the sexy peeps. Joined him today on the big bed along with 4 or 5 others! It's what the lifestyle is about!
*nglish Italian couple (53), Couple
on 14 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Funboy, the perfect name for you!! It was sooooo much fun to see you again and play together, you really know how to move those magic fingers and how to pleasure a lady... And make her laugh, which is even more important! We will definitely meet again, hopefully in the not too distant future if you are happy to venture further afield with us. Ciaoooo, baciiiii!
*unnygirl85 (39), Couple
on 10 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Second meet at VA yesterday. Joined my hubby in making it a special event. Hotted up, he is amazing and a gentleman too. ??
*hirdTimesACharm (32), Couple
on 10 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Everytime we see Funboy, it’s always a pleasure.
Chatty, interesting, down to earth, and smelling fantastic as always!
Lovely to see you again, and hope to see you again soon!
M & S x
*uvet10XXX (31), Woman
on 8 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Have been incredibly lucky to have the opportunity to meet and play with Funboy at VA on a few occasions. Each time has left my legs trembling. He is open and willing to try lots of things including fulfilling fantasies and certainly knows how to please. He is also kind, approachable and very friendly. Looking forward to seeing you again! K xx
*unnygirl85 (39), Couple
on 3 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
Wow what a meet last night at VA. Total gentlemen and knows how to please a lady ??
Until next time and thank you x
*wingnswitch (43), Couple
on 3 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
We met the lovely John at VA last night. Our first visit to the club and this gentleman certainly made us feel welcome in more ways than one. Such a friendly, fun and downright filthy chap who certainly knows how to make the night go off with a bang. Till next time sexy man, L&S x
*anillaalternativeclub (42), Couple (FF)
on 3 February 2024
by Meeting in person:
It is our absolute pleasure to verify the lovely Funboy…. And let me say, the detail is in the name, Fun Boy is definitely what he is, along with being really friendly and sociable and always found in the thick of all the fun! A regular guest at the VA who is always welcome, see you soon Funboy! Love Team VA xx
*osieposieblue (32), Couple (FF)
on 29 January 2024
by Meeting in person:
met this lovely guy at vanilla alternative and my goodness does he know how to pleasure a woman ;) thanks so much for the fun, look forward to more xxx
*hirdTimesACharm (32), Couple
on 20 January 2024
by Meeting in person:
The ultimate gent! Thanks for coming to the Newbie night!
A very respectful, and charismatic man! Lovely to see you!
*weety and Boss (52), Couple
on 20 December 2023
by Meeting in person:
Met this fantastic man at MILF club at VA for the XMAS party. What a way to start the day. His a great guy and made us both feel at ease as it was only our second visit.
He certainly showed Tweets a good time and I enjoyed watching and joining in. He is not one to miss and certainly treated tweets to exactly what she likes. Until next time Funboy
*asi99 (56), Woman
on 19 December 2023
by Meeting in person:
Thank you for your company at the VA Christmas bash… was a pleasure being in your company… attentive, fun, good conversation and easy on the eye. You knock the socks off guys half your age I promise it won’t be another year in between :) xx
*aysey (48), Couple
on 30 November 2023
by Meeting in person:
Met John yesterday in a club and had a fantastic afternoon full of laughter. Thanks John for making us feel welcome and laugh a lot. Top bloke x
*arenryan (56), Couple
on 19 November 2023
by Meeting in person:
Well, spent a couple of hours in the company of this gentleman today! He popped over to ours and so glad he did. Horny sexy guy, can go for ever! if you have the opportunity to spend sometime with the gent do it!! Until the next time xxx
*harAndBry (42), Couple
on 9 November 2023
by Meeting in person:
Always raises a smile, bumping into this chap at VA on a Wednesday afternoon!
*edheadandMrblue11 (49), Couple
on 21 October 2023
by Meeting in person:
What a lovely guy! Great to get to know and chat, whilst a being a true gentleman.
Hopefully our paths will cross again soon
*ed Biscuits (38), Couple
on 12 October 2023
by Meeting in person:
We've met this genuine fun loving gentleman several times at VA. He's the life and soul of the party, very social, has a great sense of humour and if he's not socialising you'll find him taking great pleasure from satisfying some very lucky ladies.
*aughtyNaughtyCouple69 (36), Couple
on 12 September 2023
by Meeting in person:
Where do even start with describing this incredible single guy? We met him at VA’s Lux Lounge this past Sunday. From the moment we got there, he was super friendly to everyone and real life of a party - you couldn’t miss his lovely presence and good aura surrounding his persona. His fab pictures don’t do him justice - he doesn’t look (and act hehe!!!) more than 50 tfuuuuu 21 years old ;) if you ever get to meet this fabulous young! man, don’t hesitate to chat to him even for a moment as he’s really interesting guy with loads of incredible life stories. He’s in a great shape for his age and has outstanding stamina. We enjoyed a lot of sexy play together which was really natural and effortless, like we have known each other for years! It was a pleasure to meet you and we are sure we will see you in a future x loads of love - M and K xxx
*FinHerts (30), Couple
on 3 September 2023
by Meeting in person:
Funboy is the perfect name for this gentleman! We had a great laugh and he really does have tricks up his sleeve :P Respectful and cheeky at the same time!
*intCAT666 (32), Woman
on 17 August 2023
by Meeting in person:
Ah! Someone I can definitely recognise from clubs! I guess we are covering same playing grounds:-) Always in a briliant mood, polite and welcoming
*andypants1 (61), Couple
on 10 August 2023
by Meeting in person:
In not to many words this one has so much up his sleeve lol great to see him as always and his side kicks lol and Jonny the doggie x chat up soon x
*Jriskyjen (47), Couple
on 27 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
We have seen J on numerous occasions at Vanilla Alternative MILF club But finally got the chance to meet and chat with him yesterday. What an enigmatic, fun and entertaining guy who kept our attention by the hot tub in the afternoon sun. Full of compliments for Mrs and look forward to seeing you again at VA.
J and J xx
*iptoptotty (63), Woman
on 27 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
From the moment I met J he was friendly, fun, popular and extremely chatty. He is the sort of guy who puts you at ease straight away and has plenty of stories to tell. He likes a laugh and you have to laugh with him. It’s been a pleasure to get to know you, J, and I hope we stay friends for a long time. Just need to teach your wandering eyes to look at my face and not my boobs!!!!! X
*litterbabe (54), Woman
on 27 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
It's always a pleasure to see this wonderful man, it's guaranteed when he is around there will be banter and jokes all day.
He is a fabulous edition to any party or event, (or even conversation come to think of it).
He has quite a range of skills that certainly help keep the chat flowing and the party going. Definitely one for your hotlist.
*infulduo (54), Couple
on 21 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
Caught up with this very friendly fit guy at VA milf club. Have known him for years (and yes we have played in the past John) and his always good to chat to. Well we did a little more than chat this Wednesday. A very sexy group session was enjoyed by all!! Xx
*ndreBlue (53), Man
on 19 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
Absolute pleasure meeting this guy at the Vanilla Alternative….very welcoming on my first visit and plenty to talk about, a very true gent with a heart of gold.
He is a very experienced guy who pleases the women in more ways than one…it is good to see the there are still nice genuine guy’s around.
*earandbunnykins (58), Couple
on 8 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
Such a pleasant surprise bumping into John again. It may have been ten years since we last met but he doesn’t look a day older!
He’s chatty and cheeky, and knows how to get (and keep) the party going!!
Don’t pass this chap by ladies, he’ll have you laughing, wriggling and writhing and before you know it, exhausted in the nicest possible way.
Thank you for a fun afternoon of frolics.
*heAnnex (32), Woman
on 6 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
J came along to The Annex Greedy Girls party yesterday evening. A nice gent who fitted right in. Hopefully he'll be coming back real soon.
*urvyClaire (53), Woman
on 6 July 2023
by Meeting in person:
J came along to The Annex Greedy Girl party yesterday evening and gave me a nice hard fucking. No doubt I'll be seeing him again in the near future. Claire xx
*agingWHOREmoan (44), Woman
on 29 June 2023
by Meeting in person:
Met this gentleman at annex.easy to chat to and very very naughty was a very enjoyable evening xtill next time x
*elcomepeeps (54), Woman
on 10 May 2023
by Meeting in person:
I met this guy again at va milf this afternoon and this time was to celebrate his special birthday. Well, I’m absolutely certain he enjoyed the afternoon and was an absolute pleasure to attend. Fun boy is so easy to talk with. Has amazing stamina and pleasure to be in his company.. Before we realised, it was time to vacant the club. The last ones to leave !!
Let’s meet again real soon ;)
*elcomepeeps (54), Woman
on 3 May 2023
by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure to meet this guy twice now at va and both was mind blowing. With the added extras bodies I’ve had the most awesome times. Such a friendly guy and is very talented in everything ????
Hot fun all afternoon and definitely up for more next week for the birthday boy. Can’t wait ;)
*urvyCutie2021 (44), Woman
on 8 March 2023
by Meeting in person:
We hadn't even got in the club and he was making snorkel jokes! A really naughty, fun guy to play with. So good I've done it twice now. A real character with some real talents. Until next time. X
*ond and Miss Moneypenny (64), Couple
on 2 March 2023
by Meeting in person:
Met Funboy at VA MILF Club yesterday. WOW...he really knew how to make Miss Moneypenny happy. He's charming and has a great sense of humour. Don't pass up an opportunity to play with him.
Hope to see you again x
*carborough_fun (55), Couple
on 20 February 2023
by Meeting in person:
Nice guy
Respectful and a hard player
Knows how to turn on the taps
*nglish Italian couple (53), Couple
on 19 February 2023
by Meeting in person:
We met J at VA on a Wednesday afternoon. As the name says, he is a really funny man, who will make you laugh and feel at ease. Good kisser, lovely to play and have a good time with... and he smells divine!! We will surely meet again J xx
*eniorAmazon67 (57), Woman
on 6 February 2023
by Meeting in person:
This guy I knew him from the past with good friendship in years at jaydees club. He is good friend and crazy as mad hatter. Lol anyway Welcome back and will meet again at jaydees.. AMZ xxxx
*etishswingers (51), Couple
on 18 December 2022
by Meeting in person:
A Cheeky Chappy & So Naughty Funboy is. Have known this genuine Gent for over ten years & always welcome at any of our hosted events.
Lovely to see you back my darling and dont forget where we all are this time. Please dont neglect us if you fall in love LOL! This Gentleman is a pleasure to recommend or have at any hosted event or private party - Action is always guaranteed. Take care my darling Luv N Hugs Bexs & all the FetishSwingers hosting team. xx
*etsplay4real (51), Couple
on 17 December 2022
by Meeting in person:
Welcome back - Onwards and Upwards! A Respectful, Polite, straight talking team player Gentleman and lovely to have you back to play any time. so exciting to see and meet up again. Ask him any questions, he adores to please and Yes He is or can be naughty! See you soon my darling. Lots of love. LP4R xx
*wesome Chauffeur (58), Man
on 17 December 2022
by Meeting in person:
Met up again today after 3 years chatted for ages - Home visit, met up with my other other half for a session. Great all round easy Gent for social and fun if wanted for the ladies of course. Great to meet you again this afternoon. Don't leave it so bloody long next time mate! Regards AC.
*istress Discreetz (51), Woman
on 17 December 2022
by Meeting in person:
* F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S.
What an incredible Lunch/afternoon had once more. He can may like to take control or lead LOL. Limits & Boundaries ALWAYS Respected so don't worry ladies. This Guy is what it says on the TIN! *TEAM PLAYER & WILL GET ANY PARTY STARTED TOO!
Polite - Respectful - Caring and will meet your needs LOL - I am glad you enjoyed the nails on that shaft of yours which has no problem even in the cold. Always hard and ready to serve lol just as I like - Lovely to see you back on the scene Sweet.
Always welcome at any of my hosted events! How lucky I am.
Those wishing/looking for genuine real fun Gent for extra company of a male CALL ON FUNBOY!
See you again soon you Naughty Naughty MAN!
Luv n hugs
Mistress DisCreetZ XX
*havenbabe01 (55), Couple
on 17 December 2022
by Meeting in person:
We have known thus genuine fun guy for many years
He has been to many of our house parties and we have also met him in various clubs over the years
A real genuine nice guy that understands how fab and the swinging scene work