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Rating: Fabulous
	Love attending the WWW parties here the staff are amazing from the reception you receive to the service at the bar. Love the ladies here they always look after me mwahhh thanks for my name tag on my wine today I’ve kept it. It was so nice being in the luxe lounge today in the sun xXx Date: 21 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	A fantastic GLOW party yet again! Absolutely love the people, the venue and the staff! Date: 17 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at our favourite club. The Glow Party had a super vibe with some thumping tunes. Always great to see the dancefloor full (along with the hot tub and play rooms :-) ). It's a big drive for us to get there, but we always seem to keep cumming back. Date: 16 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the VA bi night event on 7th June, and what great fun with lots going on and a spectacle across all trends…….. we enjoyed putting on edging shows in the cage in the dungeon, before enjoying a share or two across the club throughout the evening……. The team who run these nights are absolutely amazing, they cater for all your needs which included carbing up on a bit of pizza if you were found to be flagging lol :) ……. We are great supporters of this amazing adult club, and VA has to be one of the best in the country for all round entertainment…….. thank you anybody who met us on that evening, and do get in touch if you would like the fun repeated ….. thank you to VA for putting on this event, it allows dreams to be followed and make them reality …… life is too short to not be having fun and VA provides that through all your hard work….. so thank you once again to all of the team, and see you real soon at the Olympic weekend ……. Big hugs and much love from Tats1 and Tats2, and thank you again for all that you do xxxxxx Date: 10 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the VA bi night event on 7th June, and what great fun with lots going on and a spectacle across all trends…….. we enjoyed putting on edging shows in the cage in the dungeon, before enjoying a share or two across the club throughout the evening……. The team who run these nights are absolutely amazing, they cater for all your needs which included carbing up on a bit of pizza if you were found to be flagging lol :) ……. We are great supporters of this amazing adult club, and VA has to be one of the best in the country for all round entertainment…….. thank you anybody who met us on that evening, and do get in touch if you would like the fun repeated ….. thank you to VA for putting on this event, it allows dreams to be followed and make them reality …… life is too short to not be having fun and VA provides that through all your hard work….. so thank you once again to all of the team, and see you real soon at the Olympic weekend ……. Big hugs and much love from Tats1 and Tats2, and thank you again for all that you do xxxxxx

Date: 10 June 2024

Rating: Fun
	First time we have been to the VA for several months and they have made some nice ‘tweaks’ to the layout. It was another busy Saturday night with a very sexy crowd of all ages. The club had a chilled vibe and lots of friendly people to chat to and as always lovely staff. Only negative was the music in the play rooms fought with the music from the dance floor for your attention! Lol Lots to see and do in the many play areas in this classy venue that’s clean and comfortable. In our opinion one of the top three classy clubs in the UK Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: Fun

First time we have been to the VA for several months and they have made some nice ‘tweaks’ to the layout. It was another busy Saturday night with a very sexy crowd of all ages. The club had a chilled vibe and lots of friendly people to chat to and as always lovely staff. Only negative was the music in the play rooms fought with the music from the dance floor for your attention! Lol

Lots to see and do in the many play areas in this classy venue that’s clean and comfortable.

In our opinion one of the top three classy clubs in the UK

Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK
	What an absolute amazing long weekend we had. First time attending the festival of fun in May, we have never felt so welcome,it was like we had met up with long lost friends. Jules, Chris and all the staff worked tirelessly hard to ensure the experience was above and beyond. The atmosphere was euphoric and sexy. Great entertainment, worshops, DJ's,live music and great food provided until the last man standing!! Always a winner in our eyes. The club is classy with clientele to match, we have visited many clubs in the UK and abroad with very few matching the standards and friendliness of VA. A huge thank you to everyone who made our experience one of the best, oh and a shout out to Jules for making the best chips, a very welcomed energy boost after all the play & partying we had experienced!! We cannot wait to return for the festival of fun in August to meet up with our new fab friends and have more sensual sexy experiences with like minded people. Many thanks M4kxxx Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK

What an absolute amazing long weekend we had.

First time attending the festival of fun in May, we have never felt so welcome,it was like we had met up with long lost friends.

Jules, Chris and all the staff worked tirelessly hard to ensure the experience was above and beyond.

The atmosphere was euphoric and sexy. Great entertainment, worshops, DJ's,live music and great food provided until the last man standing!! Always a winner in our eyes.

The club is classy with clientele to match, we have visited many clubs in the UK and abroad with very few matching the standards and friendliness of VA.

A huge thank you to everyone who made our experience one of the best, oh and a shout out to Jules for making the best chips, a very welcomed energy boost after all the play & partying we had experienced!!

We cannot wait to return for the festival of fun in August to meet up with our new fab friends and have more sensual sexy experiences with like minded people.

Many thanks

M4kxxx

Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK
	Another great party last night!! Hope to meet again the french couple who played with us! Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended bi night on 7th June as we know the new host - great crowd, loads of interesting people and lots of play of all flavours. Will be back next month for more shenanigans - thoroughly recommend to all fans of bi nights Date: 8 June 2024

Rating: OK
	WOW what a wonderful night it was last night very busy night with amazing naughty people!! Date: 8 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time last March and we both really enjoyed it lovely atmosphere friendly staff and people. We enjoyed it so much that we booked our next visit as soon as could unfortunately there was a mix up with our booking but the amazing staff got it all sorted within a couple of emails. Date: 7 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the VA Milf club 5th June. 1st time there and loved it....met some great people, no idiots there...only 1 slightly pushy guy.....but great to see so many couples and ladies having fun. Will return Date: 6 June 2024

Rating: OK
	Va booty camp the other week What can we say other than Perfick ! Bit of a trek for us from Cardiff but we’ll worth it . Our second time we been , 3rd time booked for next camp .. It’s on our calendar for next year defo xxx Date: 5 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended Dec & Dance last night, beautiful night with a really attractive crowd. VA is a stunning club with really welcoming staff and we all ways look forward to returning x Date: 2 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to VA and was very impressed, the place has a classy feel to it and there’s plenty of play areas that are clean. It was a particular quiet night as the WWW was on during the day but still had a good time and met some lovely people… will definitely come back another time when it’s busier.. Date: 1 June 2024

Rating: Fun
	First visit to VA last night. The club itself is a wonderful place, so well set out with plenty of space for whatever you’re into. Staff are so friendly, and drinks very reasonably priced. The night itself though was very quiet, seemed we just chose the wrong night after a WWW event during the day. Still had a time in the huge hot tub and couples room with a very sexy couple. Will definitely visit again. Date: 1 June 2024

Rating: Fun

First visit to VA last night. The club itself is a wonderful place, so well set out with plenty of space for whatever you’re into. Staff are so friendly, and drinks very reasonably priced. The night itself though was very quiet, seemed we just chose the wrong night after a WWW event during the day. Still had a time in the huge hot tub and couples room with a very sexy couple. Will definitely visit again.

Date: 1 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been to a VA a few times as well as www@night, but this was my first www daytime event. The day was very chilled and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I'm sure everyone else did too. Looking forward to visiting the club again as well as www events. Thank you x Date: 31 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fabulous weekend we had at VA Booty Camp. Everyone was so friendly & fabulously dressed. Didn’t manage to get into the outdoor hot tub, but sitting round it in the outdoor terrace was just perfect. The staff couldn’t do enough & were all so lovely & really friendly. Jules & Chris were fabulous, friendly and amazing hosts. Nothing was too much trouble. The programme of events kept us entertained all day and night & was executed with the perfect professionalism. The weather helped enormously, but the lux lounge was the perfect hangout when we had some rain bringing everyone together to chat and play. Ant wait for Festival of Fun. It’s gonna be fabulous. Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What a fabulous weekend we had at VA Booty Camp. Everyone was so friendly & fabulously dressed. Didn’t manage to get into the outdoor hot tub, but sitting round it in the outdoor terrace was just perfect. The staff couldn’t do enough & were all so lovely & really friendly. Jules & Chris were fabulous, friendly and amazing hosts. Nothing was too much trouble. The programme of events kept us entertained all day and night & was executed with the perfect professionalism. The weather helped enormously, but the lux lounge was the perfect hangout when we had some rain bringing everyone together to chat and play. Ant wait for Festival of Fun. It’s gonna be fabulous.

Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We had the time of our lives last weekend at the VA Festival of Fun. The itinerary was great from workshops to live singers to great DJ’s to the friendliest group of people we have ever come across in one place. The staff are constantly on board to make sure everyone is having a good time and we feel truly blessed to have the VA as our local club, many thanks to everyone involved. See you all in August love Para Dos Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We had the time of our lives last weekend at the VA Festival of Fun. The itinerary was great from workshops to live singers to great DJ’s to the friendliest group of people we have ever come across in one place. The staff are constantly on board to make sure everyone is having a good time and we feel truly blessed to have the VA as our local club, many thanks to everyone involved. See you all in August love Para Dos

Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Once again our favourite club did not disappoint! We didn’t think last years festival could be topped but it turns out it could! Awesome weekend from start to finish. Jules, Emma, Karen, James and the rest of the staff are amazing, they are so friendly and can’t do enough for you. The entertainment was brilliant, great live music and workshops outside during the daytimes and 2 great party nights in the club in the evenings. Great atmosphere and buzz around the place all weekend finishing with an epic closing party Sunday night! Can’t wait for the august festival now but will no doubt be back again before then! D&E xx Date: 29 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Once again our favourite club did not disappoint! We didn’t think last years festival could be topped but it turns out it could! Awesome weekend from start to finish. Jules, Emma, Karen, James and the rest of the staff are amazing, they are so friendly and can’t do enough for you. The entertainment was brilliant, great live music and workshops outside during the daytimes and 2 great party nights in the club in the evenings. Great atmosphere and buzz around the place all weekend finishing with an epic closing party Sunday night! Can’t wait for the august festival now but will no doubt be back again before then! D&E xx

Date: 29 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	First class long weekend at VA Booty Camp. Jules, Chris, Emma and the team organised everything to perfection and were blessed with the weather. The venue, music, band, food and events were all superb, and the very messy food fight will not be forgotten! As always it was the people who made the weekend so special, what an absolutely lovely crowd. Xxxx Date: 29 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our third year attending the VA Festival of Fun weekend & honestly it is always the highlight of our year. Jules, Chris, Emma & all the team work incredibly hard & you can always be sure of a warm welcome. Both the indoor club, the outside chill / jacuzzi area & the camping field & facilities are excellent. There was loads of entertainment all weekend day & night, a singer, live band, foam party, food fight, workshops, assault course & most importantly of all a FABULOUS bunch of people to enjoy it all with. If you are new to the scene or have never been to a weekender event then this is THE UK event to book - with a really fun, diverse mix of people. Being on site over 2-3 days with chilled out day times & party nights means you have time to make some great connections without any expectations or pressure. Just a great bunch of happy, sexy people, all living our best lives! We are already looking forward to August! Mr & Mrs Devilish-us X Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

This was our third year attending the VA Festival of Fun weekend & honestly it is always the highlight of our year.

Jules, Chris, Emma & all the team work incredibly hard & you can always be sure of a warm welcome.

Both the indoor club, the outside chill / jacuzzi area & the camping field & facilities are excellent.

There was loads of entertainment all weekend day & night, a singer, live band, foam party, food fight, workshops, assault course & most importantly of all a FABULOUS bunch of people to enjoy it all with.

If you are new to the scene or have never been to a weekender event then this is THE UK event to book - with a really fun, diverse mix of people. Being on site over 2-3 days with chilled out day times & party nights means you have time to make some great connections without any expectations or pressure. Just a great bunch of happy, sexy people, all living our best lives!

We are already looking forward to August!

Mr & Mrs Devilish-us

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Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow what an amazing weekend I didn’t want the FOF to end wished it was for a week will gladly pay cause it was worth the hype can’t wait for the next one Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit in years for festival of fun, absolutely smashed it out the park :-) Met some old friends and made plenty of new friends with everyone been so friendly and having lots of fun Will definitely be back xx Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We just got back from the latest Festival of Fun, and what a weekend! Massive amount of effort put in by the team and it showed. We had a great time during the day with all the activities and meeting new people, and then moved into the evening where we had a lot of fun. For any first timers you'll immediately be at rest here as everyone is so welcoming, and for the experienced guys there is a lot of fun to be had! We'll definitely be hitting the next one too! (August for those of you who have missed this one) Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We just got back from the latest Festival of Fun, and what a weekend!

Massive amount of effort put in by the team and it showed. We had a great time during the day with all the activities and meeting new people, and then moved into the evening where we had a lot of fun.

For any first timers you'll immediately be at rest here as everyone is so welcoming, and for the experienced guys there is a lot of fun to be had!

We'll definitely be hitting the next one too! (August for those of you who have missed this one)

Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Once again the Vanilla Alternative team pulled it right out of the bag. This year's Booty camp festival was just incredible. So much entertainment and it was very diverse from an assault course to a brilliant band. Everything was the best, including the quality of food (and affordable as well). I dont think theres anything better than spending a weekend with such fantastic brilliant, fun people in a field with our hot tub and an indoor and outdoor club. A absolutely brilliant place and every single member of their team worked tirelessly to make sure all the guests had the very very best time. Every single member of staff are just fantastic, Jules and Chris run the place with perfection. Nothing is too much trouble for them and they make sure every single guest feels well looked after and special. Thank you so much for everything that you do for the community and lifestyle and for welcoming me to your amazing piece of paradise. It really is the place memories are made. Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Once again the Vanilla Alternative team pulled it right out of the bag.

This year's Booty camp festival was just incredible. So much entertainment and it was very diverse from an assault course to a brilliant band.

Everything was the best, including the quality of food (and affordable as well).

I dont think theres anything better than spending a weekend with such fantastic brilliant, fun people in a field with our hot tub and an indoor and outdoor club. A absolutely brilliant place and every single member of their team worked tirelessly to make sure all the guests had the very very best time.

Every single member of staff are just fantastic, Jules and Chris run the place with perfection. Nothing is too much trouble for them and they make sure every single guest feels well looked after and special.

Thank you so much for everything that you do for the community and lifestyle and for welcoming me to your amazing piece of paradise.

It really is the place memories are made.

Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Wow what a weekend. I can’t thank Jules Chris and all the staff for making our weekend so good. I have never been to a club where the owners make you feel so comfortable. The entertainment and food was excellent and having access to food late at night was a bonus. It was a great crowd of guests that made us feel so comfortable. This is a club that you must not miss and if you have the chance look at the web site and book for festivals and don’t forget to look at the themes as we all love dressing up and it breaks the ice. Can’t wait for our next visit. Five stars xxxxx Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: OK

Wow what a weekend. I can’t thank Jules Chris and all the staff for making our weekend so good.

I have never been to a club where the owners make you feel so comfortable.

The entertainment and food was excellent and having access to food late at night was a bonus.

It was a great crowd of guests that made us feel so comfortable.

This is a club that you must not miss and if you have the chance look at the web site and book for festivals and don’t forget to look at the themes as we all love dressing up and it breaks the ice.

Can’t wait for our next visit.

Five stars xxxxx

Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing weekend at the VA boot camp, where the staff of this first class club can’t do enough to impress. The weekend was filled with some amazing entertainment, frolics and sexy fun and we are so glad to be part of the community that really makes this place buzz. Thank you for a wonderful weekend to all of you making our naughty dreams possible…. And see you at the next event once again with this amazing community. Big hugs and much love Tats1 and Tats2, who just love to entertain for a crowd in the cage or a room lol ;) Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What an amazing weekend at the VA boot camp, where the staff of this first class club can’t do enough to impress. The weekend was filled with some amazing entertainment, frolics and sexy fun and we are so glad to be part of the community that really makes this place buzz. Thank you for a wonderful weekend to all of you making our naughty dreams possible…. And see you at the next event once again with this amazing community. Big hugs and much love Tats1 and Tats2, who just love to entertain for a crowd in the cage or a room lol ;)

Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Well well well…. We have been members for over a year now at VA and been to many events. This years boot camp was just so much fun and so well organised by Jules and Chris. The manager Emma is always great with the staff and the members she’s so hard working and always friendly. Izzy and Danny are great members of staff they always make me feel welcome and are really terrific at service. The food fight and sploshing was so much fun as were all the workshops. We thoroughly enjoyed the bank holiday weekend at VA. This has got to be by far our most favourite club in the UK for sure xx Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Well well well…. We have been members for over a year now at VA and been to many events. This years boot camp was just so much fun and so well organised by Jules and Chris. The manager Emma is always great with the staff and the members she’s so hard working and always friendly. Izzy and Danny are great members of staff they always make me feel welcome and are really terrific at service. The food fight and sploshing was so much fun as were all the workshops. We thoroughly enjoyed the bank holiday weekend at VA. This has got to be by far our most favourite club in the UK for sure xx

Date: 26 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second vist to VA on Saturday! and it didn't disappoint staff are fabulous the club is clean and well kept,and the guest are hot! Look foward to our next visit! Date: 20 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What can we say, we loved this club. It was our first visit to VA and it did not disappoint! We stayed there in the hotel which made the preparation and end of night super easy, and having the privacy of our own room was a plus. We went there with a group of people celebrating a double birthday so we knew it was going to be a busy night. We were greeted by lovely Brian who showed us around, and he and all the other staff were very friendly and accomodating. The club’s layout was very accessible with big open play areas and the crowd was super sexy and so was the vibe. It was nice to sit in the spa area in the hot tub and watch some of the sexy things going on around us, before having a very sexy time of our own. We loved it there and we will definitely be coming back. Date: 20 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What can we say, we loved this club.

It was our first visit to VA and it did not disappoint! We stayed there in the hotel which made the preparation and end of night super easy, and having the privacy of our own room was a plus. We went there with a group of people celebrating a double birthday so we knew it was going to be a busy night.

We were greeted by lovely Brian who showed us around, and he and all the other staff were very friendly and accomodating.

The club’s layout was very accessible with big open play areas and the crowd was super sexy and so was the vibe.

It was nice to sit in the spa area in the hot tub and watch some of the sexy things going on around us, before having a very sexy time of our own.

We loved it there and we will definitely be coming back.

Date: 20 May 2024

Rating: OK
	Brilliant night at VA. Attended on Friday 17th for Freedom Friday. A fantastic night full of sexy fun. The staff are welcoming, as were all the guests. The atmosphere was amazing! Plenty of conversation and music to add to the experience. Was genuinely a great night. Learned a-lot from other people, (bit of an unplanned flogging show in the Dungeon) plenty to see and get up to and dip a toe in the hot-tub! ??! Cant wait wait to go back. Don’t hesitate dropping by. ALSO we stayed the night in one of the onsite rooms. Accommodation was basic but decent for £45 - met all the needs for laying your head. Date: 19 May 2024

Rating: OK

Brilliant night at VA. Attended on Friday 17th for Freedom Friday. A fantastic night full of sexy fun. The staff are welcoming, as were all the guests. The atmosphere was amazing! Plenty of conversation and music to add to the experience. Was genuinely a great night. Learned a-lot from other people, (bit of an unplanned flogging show in the Dungeon) plenty to see and get up to and dip a toe in the hot-tub! ??! Cant wait wait to go back. Don’t hesitate dropping by. ALSO we stayed the night in one of the onsite rooms. Accommodation was basic but decent for £45 - met all the needs for laying your head.

Date: 19 May 2024

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