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Rating: Fun
	We had a great time in the Lux Lounge yesterday afternoon. Cold drinks, great tunes and a chilled out vibe. Perfect. Date: 30 June 2024

Rating: OK
	2nd time @ VA … what a blast !!! Date: 29 June 2024

Rating: Avoid
	Have to admit, we were not at all impressed. It is like somebody spent a lot of money creating an upmarket club, then left it to be run in to the ground. We also felt that any situation that might arise there we would be very much on our own to deal with. We didn't like the layout at all, there was no intimacy, the couples room is just the corridor by the stairs to the hotel, the play rooms felt sterile and soulless, like dormitories, and the hot tub was basically a big bathful of bodily fluids, it was absolutely disgusting, plus the handrail was loose. There was no soap in the shower, no sanitary spray to wipe anything down before or after you played, no bins, and only one roll of tissue per room it seemed. People were using their phones in there and nobody was around to police it. All excusable for a cheap and cheerful What-Do-You-Expect venue, but it made a mockery of their supposed upmarket reputation. Sorry guys, you need to do better, I regret getting membership and certainly will not be coming back Date: 27 June 2024

Rating: Avoid

Have to admit, we were not at all impressed. It is like somebody spent a lot of money creating an upmarket club, then left it to be run in to the ground. We also felt that any situation that might arise there we would be very much on our own to deal with. We didn't like the layout at all, there was no intimacy, the couples room is just the corridor by the stairs to the hotel, the play rooms felt sterile and soulless, like dormitories, and the hot tub was basically a big bathful of bodily fluids, it was absolutely disgusting, plus the handrail was loose. There was no soap in the shower, no sanitary spray to wipe anything down before or after you played, no bins, and only one roll of tissue per room it seemed. People were using their phones in there and nobody was around to police it. All excusable for a cheap and cheerful What-Do-You-Expect venue, but it made a mockery of their supposed upmarket reputation. Sorry guys, you need to do better, I regret getting membership and certainly will not be coming back

Date: 27 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We have attend d four of the What Women Want events held at the VA and it has fast become our favourite club! Immaculately clean, comfortable, sexy vibes. The hot tub is lush and spacious and the outdoor area makes for a whole other vibe - chilled but sexy! Attentive staff who are always on the ball with calling out any bad behaviour (we have only seen one incident in four events which is less than other clubs we have been to!) and we love that we are guaranteed a locker and paying for drinks at the end speeds up bar service too. We can’t wait to go back! C & N Date: 25 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We have attend d four of the What Women Want events held at the VA and it has fast become our favourite club! Immaculately clean, comfortable, sexy vibes. The hot tub is lush and spacious and the outdoor area makes for a whole other vibe - chilled but sexy! Attentive staff who are always on the ball with calling out any bad behaviour (we have only seen one incident in four events which is less than other clubs we have been to!) and we love that we are guaranteed a locker and paying for drinks at the end speeds up bar service too. We can’t wait to go back! C & N

Date: 25 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Had an amazing first visit to the WWW event, had a great time! Hosts were fantastic - very sexy and glad to see it wasn't all work and no play for then as well! Special shoutouts to kaz and Sam! Everyone was so friendly and super sexy. Enjoyed the group chat in the build up too. Definetly will be back x Date: 23 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited VA for the first time yesterday for the WWW event and what a tremendous place it is. Great facilities, a very welcoming atmosphere and the staff are all super friendly. Sunshine and the outdoor area being open was an added bonus, but even without that, it’s an amazing club to visit. Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another visit to VA and it never disappoints, loving the club, the atmosphere, the vibe and people. All staff are always friendly and it’s an absolute pleasure to come here. I keep coming back for more x Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA today one of their www parties. Never been before and wow there was a lot of action going on. Great venue Emma was lovely and very helpful telling me about upcoming events. Met a really lovely couple and went in a public room with them and we had a lot of fun. There was some hot people here and I'd really recommend this club for anyone who's thinking about it, do it everyone is really friendly, there's no pressure to do anything and there's lots to see. Thank you VA hope to be back soon xx Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Attended VA today one of their www parties. Never been before and wow there was a lot of action going on. Great venue Emma was lovely and very helpful telling me about upcoming events.

Met a really lovely couple and went in a public room with them and we had a lot of fun. There was some hot people here and I'd really recommend this club for anyone who's thinking about it, do it everyone is really friendly, there's no pressure to do anything and there's lots to see. Thank you VA hope to be back soon xx

Date: 22 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Love attending the WWW parties here the staff are amazing from the reception you receive to the service at the bar. Love the ladies here they always look after me mwahhh thanks for my name tag on my wine today I’ve kept it. It was so nice being in the luxe lounge today in the sun xXx Date: 21 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	A fantastic GLOW party yet again! Absolutely love the people, the venue and the staff! Date: 17 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at our favourite club. The Glow Party had a super vibe with some thumping tunes. Always great to see the dancefloor full (along with the hot tub and play rooms :-) ). It's a big drive for us to get there, but we always seem to keep cumming back. Date: 16 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the VA bi night event on 7th June, and what great fun with lots going on and a spectacle across all trends…….. we enjoyed putting on edging shows in the cage in the dungeon, before enjoying a share or two across the club throughout the evening……. The team who run these nights are absolutely amazing, they cater for all your needs which included carbing up on a bit of pizza if you were found to be flagging lol :) ……. We are great supporters of this amazing adult club, and VA has to be one of the best in the country for all round entertainment…….. thank you anybody who met us on that evening, and do get in touch if you would like the fun repeated ….. thank you to VA for putting on this event, it allows dreams to be followed and make them reality …… life is too short to not be having fun and VA provides that through all your hard work….. so thank you once again to all of the team, and see you real soon at the Olympic weekend ……. Big hugs and much love from Tats1 and Tats2, and thank you again for all that you do xxxxxx Date: 10 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the VA bi night event on 7th June, and what great fun with lots going on and a spectacle across all trends…….. we enjoyed putting on edging shows in the cage in the dungeon, before enjoying a share or two across the club throughout the evening……. The team who run these nights are absolutely amazing, they cater for all your needs which included carbing up on a bit of pizza if you were found to be flagging lol :) ……. We are great supporters of this amazing adult club, and VA has to be one of the best in the country for all round entertainment…….. thank you anybody who met us on that evening, and do get in touch if you would like the fun repeated ….. thank you to VA for putting on this event, it allows dreams to be followed and make them reality …… life is too short to not be having fun and VA provides that through all your hard work….. so thank you once again to all of the team, and see you real soon at the Olympic weekend ……. Big hugs and much love from Tats1 and Tats2, and thank you again for all that you do xxxxxx

Date: 10 June 2024

Rating: Fun
	First time we have been to the VA for several months and they have made some nice ‘tweaks’ to the layout. It was another busy Saturday night with a very sexy crowd of all ages. The club had a chilled vibe and lots of friendly people to chat to and as always lovely staff. Only negative was the music in the play rooms fought with the music from the dance floor for your attention! Lol Lots to see and do in the many play areas in this classy venue that’s clean and comfortable. In our opinion one of the top three classy clubs in the UK Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: Fun

First time we have been to the VA for several months and they have made some nice ‘tweaks’ to the layout. It was another busy Saturday night with a very sexy crowd of all ages. The club had a chilled vibe and lots of friendly people to chat to and as always lovely staff. Only negative was the music in the play rooms fought with the music from the dance floor for your attention! Lol

Lots to see and do in the many play areas in this classy venue that’s clean and comfortable.

In our opinion one of the top three classy clubs in the UK

Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK
	What an absolute amazing long weekend we had. First time attending the festival of fun in May, we have never felt so welcome,it was like we had met up with long lost friends. Jules, Chris and all the staff worked tirelessly hard to ensure the experience was above and beyond. The atmosphere was euphoric and sexy. Great entertainment, worshops, DJ's,live music and great food provided until the last man standing!! Always a winner in our eyes. The club is classy with clientele to match, we have visited many clubs in the UK and abroad with very few matching the standards and friendliness of VA. A huge thank you to everyone who made our experience one of the best, oh and a shout out to Jules for making the best chips, a very welcomed energy boost after all the play & partying we had experienced!! We cannot wait to return for the festival of fun in August to meet up with our new fab friends and have more sensual sexy experiences with like minded people. Many thanks M4kxxx Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK

What an absolute amazing long weekend we had.

First time attending the festival of fun in May, we have never felt so welcome,it was like we had met up with long lost friends.

Jules, Chris and all the staff worked tirelessly hard to ensure the experience was above and beyond.

The atmosphere was euphoric and sexy. Great entertainment, worshops, DJ's,live music and great food provided until the last man standing!! Always a winner in our eyes.

The club is classy with clientele to match, we have visited many clubs in the UK and abroad with very few matching the standards and friendliness of VA.

A huge thank you to everyone who made our experience one of the best, oh and a shout out to Jules for making the best chips, a very welcomed energy boost after all the play & partying we had experienced!!

We cannot wait to return for the festival of fun in August to meet up with our new fab friends and have more sensual sexy experiences with like minded people.

Many thanks

M4kxxx

Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: OK
	Another great party last night!! Hope to meet again the french couple who played with us! Date: 9 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended bi night on 7th June as we know the new host - great crowd, loads of interesting people and lots of play of all flavours. Will be back next month for more shenanigans - thoroughly recommend to all fans of bi nights Date: 8 June 2024

Rating: OK
	WOW what a wonderful night it was last night very busy night with amazing naughty people!! Date: 8 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time last March and we both really enjoyed it lovely atmosphere friendly staff and people. We enjoyed it so much that we booked our next visit as soon as could unfortunately there was a mix up with our booking but the amazing staff got it all sorted within a couple of emails. Date: 7 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the VA Milf club 5th June. 1st time there and loved it....met some great people, no idiots there...only 1 slightly pushy guy.....but great to see so many couples and ladies having fun. Will return Date: 6 June 2024

Rating: OK
	Va booty camp the other week What can we say other than Perfick ! Bit of a trek for us from Cardiff but we’ll worth it . Our second time we been , 3rd time booked for next camp .. It’s on our calendar for next year defo xxx Date: 5 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended Dec & Dance last night, beautiful night with a really attractive crowd. VA is a stunning club with really welcoming staff and we all ways look forward to returning x Date: 2 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to VA and was very impressed, the place has a classy feel to it and there’s plenty of play areas that are clean. It was a particular quiet night as the WWW was on during the day but still had a good time and met some lovely people… will definitely come back another time when it’s busier.. Date: 1 June 2024

Rating: Fun
	First visit to VA last night. The club itself is a wonderful place, so well set out with plenty of space for whatever you’re into. Staff are so friendly, and drinks very reasonably priced. The night itself though was very quiet, seemed we just chose the wrong night after a WWW event during the day. Still had a time in the huge hot tub and couples room with a very sexy couple. Will definitely visit again. Date: 1 June 2024

Rating: Fun

First visit to VA last night. The club itself is a wonderful place, so well set out with plenty of space for whatever you’re into. Staff are so friendly, and drinks very reasonably priced. The night itself though was very quiet, seemed we just chose the wrong night after a WWW event during the day. Still had a time in the huge hot tub and couples room with a very sexy couple. Will definitely visit again.

Date: 1 June 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been to a VA a few times as well as www@night, but this was my first www daytime event. The day was very chilled and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I'm sure everyone else did too. Looking forward to visiting the club again as well as www events. Thank you x Date: 31 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fabulous weekend we had at VA Booty Camp. Everyone was so friendly & fabulously dressed. Didn’t manage to get into the outdoor hot tub, but sitting round it in the outdoor terrace was just perfect. The staff couldn’t do enough & were all so lovely & really friendly. Jules & Chris were fabulous, friendly and amazing hosts. Nothing was too much trouble. The programme of events kept us entertained all day and night & was executed with the perfect professionalism. The weather helped enormously, but the lux lounge was the perfect hangout when we had some rain bringing everyone together to chat and play. Ant wait for Festival of Fun. It’s gonna be fabulous. Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

What a fabulous weekend we had at VA Booty Camp. Everyone was so friendly & fabulously dressed. Didn’t manage to get into the outdoor hot tub, but sitting round it in the outdoor terrace was just perfect. The staff couldn’t do enough & were all so lovely & really friendly. Jules & Chris were fabulous, friendly and amazing hosts. Nothing was too much trouble. The programme of events kept us entertained all day and night & was executed with the perfect professionalism. The weather helped enormously, but the lux lounge was the perfect hangout when we had some rain bringing everyone together to chat and play. Ant wait for Festival of Fun. It’s gonna be fabulous.

Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We had the time of our lives last weekend at the VA Festival of Fun. The itinerary was great from workshops to live singers to great DJ’s to the friendliest group of people we have ever come across in one place. The staff are constantly on board to make sure everyone is having a good time and we feel truly blessed to have the VA as our local club, many thanks to everyone involved. See you all in August love Para Dos Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We had the time of our lives last weekend at the VA Festival of Fun. The itinerary was great from workshops to live singers to great DJ’s to the friendliest group of people we have ever come across in one place. The staff are constantly on board to make sure everyone is having a good time and we feel truly blessed to have the VA as our local club, many thanks to everyone involved. See you all in August love Para Dos

Date: 30 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Once again our favourite club did not disappoint! We didn’t think last years festival could be topped but it turns out it could! Awesome weekend from start to finish. Jules, Emma, Karen, James and the rest of the staff are amazing, they are so friendly and can’t do enough for you. The entertainment was brilliant, great live music and workshops outside during the daytimes and 2 great party nights in the club in the evenings. Great atmosphere and buzz around the place all weekend finishing with an epic closing party Sunday night! Can’t wait for the august festival now but will no doubt be back again before then! D&E xx Date: 29 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Once again our favourite club did not disappoint! We didn’t think last years festival could be topped but it turns out it could! Awesome weekend from start to finish. Jules, Emma, Karen, James and the rest of the staff are amazing, they are so friendly and can’t do enough for you. The entertainment was brilliant, great live music and workshops outside during the daytimes and 2 great party nights in the club in the evenings. Great atmosphere and buzz around the place all weekend finishing with an epic closing party Sunday night! Can’t wait for the august festival now but will no doubt be back again before then! D&E xx

Date: 29 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	First class long weekend at VA Booty Camp. Jules, Chris, Emma and the team organised everything to perfection and were blessed with the weather. The venue, music, band, food and events were all superb, and the very messy food fight will not be forgotten! As always it was the people who made the weekend so special, what an absolutely lovely crowd. Xxxx Date: 29 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our third year attending the VA Festival of Fun weekend & honestly it is always the highlight of our year. Jules, Chris, Emma & all the team work incredibly hard & you can always be sure of a warm welcome. Both the indoor club, the outside chill / jacuzzi area & the camping field & facilities are excellent. There was loads of entertainment all weekend day & night, a singer, live band, foam party, food fight, workshops, assault course & most importantly of all a FABULOUS bunch of people to enjoy it all with. If you are new to the scene or have never been to a weekender event then this is THE UK event to book - with a really fun, diverse mix of people. Being on site over 2-3 days with chilled out day times & party nights means you have time to make some great connections without any expectations or pressure. Just a great bunch of happy, sexy people, all living our best lives! We are already looking forward to August! Mr & Mrs Devilish-us X Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous

This was our third year attending the VA Festival of Fun weekend & honestly it is always the highlight of our year.

Jules, Chris, Emma & all the team work incredibly hard & you can always be sure of a warm welcome.

Both the indoor club, the outside chill / jacuzzi area & the camping field & facilities are excellent.

There was loads of entertainment all weekend day & night, a singer, live band, foam party, food fight, workshops, assault course & most importantly of all a FABULOUS bunch of people to enjoy it all with.

If you are new to the scene or have never been to a weekender event then this is THE UK event to book - with a really fun, diverse mix of people. Being on site over 2-3 days with chilled out day times & party nights means you have time to make some great connections without any expectations or pressure. Just a great bunch of happy, sexy people, all living our best lives!

We are already looking forward to August!

Mr & Mrs Devilish-us

X

Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow what an amazing weekend I didn’t want the FOF to end wished it was for a week will gladly pay cause it was worth the hype can’t wait for the next one Date: 27 May 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit in years for festival of fun, absolutely smashed it out the park :-) Met some old friends and made plenty of new friends with everyone been so friendly and having lots of fun Will definitely be back xx Date: 27 May 2024

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