The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	Summer of 69 It took me approximately 1 hour 9 minutes for ETA at the Woodstock Festival of Fun VA on the Saturday and I stayed overnight in my £69 tent, when I got there two other swingers were on hand to help me. I borrowed a swinging couple’s electric compressor for my airbed and after 6.9 minutes my airbed was fully blown and my teepee tent was ready. Thanks so much. I then went en tour to do some Saturday socialising and meandered through the camping village. Really enjoyed watching the SM events in the afternoon. Also enjoyed watching friends with their Let’s Get Naked Karaoke special. Later on got ready for my techno dancing and finally said hi to the DJ after all this time. I joined some couple-ly friends on the bed for some #shenanigans, thanks so much. Also special thanks to a friend later on - ‘you know who you are’ - thanks so much. :) Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Summer of 69

It took me approximately 1 hour 9 minutes for ETA at the Woodstock Festival of Fun VA on the Saturday and I stayed overnight in my £69 tent, when I got there two other swingers were on hand to help me. I borrowed a swinging couple’s electric compressor for my airbed and after 6.9 minutes my airbed was fully blown and my teepee tent was ready. Thanks so much. I then went en tour to do some Saturday *socialising* and meandered through the camping village. Really enjoyed watching the SM events in the afternoon. Also enjoyed watching friends with their Let’s Get Naked Karaoke special. Later on got ready for my techno dancing and finally said hi to the DJ after all this time. I joined some couple-ly friends on the bed for some #shenanigans, thanks so much. Also special thanks to a friend later on - ‘you know who you are’ - thanks so much. :)

Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Our favourite club and our favourite event of the year, Festival of Fun gets better every time we go. The staff really work hard to put on the best event we’ve been to in this world. Such great crowd to be around where the fun goes on throughout the long weekend (which still goes to fast :( ) Can’t wait for the next one, you’re missing out if you’ve not been A&A xXx Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	A massive thank you to team VA for such a brilliant Festival of Fun, from the Thursday social (with complementary food) all the way through to DJ Jules hitting the decks with banger after banger at the closing party on Sunday night, it was just the most amazing weekend. So much thought and time had gone into organising everything, from Spicy Match hosting the games and fabulous DJs at night, in such a beautiful location with plenty of cover for the occasional shower. Cold cocktails and hot tubs, foam party and fabulous staff, every detail was perfect. Thank you Jules, Chris and Emma, and the phenomenal Team VA. Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

A massive thank you to team VA for such a brilliant Festival of Fun, from the Thursday social (with complementary food) all the way through to DJ Jules hitting the decks with banger after banger at the closing party on Sunday night, it was just the most amazing weekend.

So much thought and time had gone into organising everything, from Spicy Match hosting the games and fabulous DJs at night, in such a beautiful location with plenty of cover for the occasional shower.

Cold cocktails and hot tubs, foam party and fabulous staff, every detail was perfect.

Thank you Jules, Chris and Emma, and the phenomenal Team VA.

Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the festival of fun a good few times and there is nothing that hasn't slreqdy been mentioned on how amazing everything is The festival is the best ever. Immense facilities the entertainment was excellent. Including party games poolside games and a live dj. Weather was perfect to be outside by day and dancing I the club by night Already have my tickets for next year's 2 festivals in May and August Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Attended the festival of fun a good few times and there is nothing that hasn't slreqdy been mentioned on how amazing everything is

The festival is the best ever. Immense facilities the entertainment was excellent. Including party games poolside games and a live dj.

Weather was perfect to be outside by day and dancing I the club by night

Already have my tickets for next year's 2 festivals in May and August

Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	My third visit to the August FOF @the vanilla alternative club. Well what more can be said that hasn't already My experience this time was 100pc greatest. The facilities. staff. and crew go above and beyond. As for the festival the party was just perfect t. Plenty of fun and games. Great dj and lots of poolside games the weather was good to us all . I've already booked tickets for next year Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

My third visit to the August FOF @the vanilla alternative club.

Well what more can be said that hasn't already

My experience this time was 100pc greatest. The facilities. staff. and crew go above and beyond.

As for the festival the party was just perfect t. Plenty of fun and games. Great dj and lots of poolside games the weather was good to us all .

I've already booked tickets for next year

Date: 5 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Festival of Fun at Vanilla Alternative – A Weekend to Remember! The VA team absolutely outdid themselves this weekend. From start to finish, the Festival of Fun lived up to its name in every sense. You could tell just how much thought and effort went into every detail – the planning, the atmosphere, the entertainment – it was all spot on. There was never a dull moment. The entertainment kept the energy high all day long (even if I did find myself in a bit of a sticky situation… locked in a cage and then strapped to the cross covered in squirty cream – talk about just desserts ??). It was all in good fun and exactly the kind of playful chaos that makes FoF so unique. The DJs brought the heat every night, with the dance floor absolutely buzzing. The music, the lighting, the vibes – flawless. The mix of guests was sexy and fun, and the Thursday social was a perfect warm-up to the main event – such a thoughtful touch that set the tone for the rest of the weekend. FoF is hands-down my favourite event of the year. If you haven’t been, you're seriously missing out. Hats off to the VA team for delivering another unforgettable experience! Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Festival of Fun at Vanilla Alternative – A Weekend to Remember!

The VA team absolutely outdid themselves this weekend. From start to finish, the Festival of Fun lived up to its name in every sense. You could tell just how much thought and effort went into every detail – the planning, the atmosphere, the entertainment – it was all spot on.

There was never a dull moment. The entertainment kept the energy high all day long (even if I did find myself in a bit of a sticky situation… locked in a cage and then strapped to the cross covered in squirty cream – talk about just desserts ??). It was all in good fun and exactly the kind of playful chaos that makes FoF so unique.

The DJs brought the heat every night, with the dance floor absolutely buzzing. The music, the lighting, the vibes – flawless. The mix of guests was sexy and fun, and the Thursday social was a perfect warm-up to the main event – such a thoughtful touch that set the tone for the rest of the weekend.

FoF is hands-down my favourite event of the year. If you haven’t been, you're seriously missing out. Hats off to the VA team for delivering another unforgettable experience!

Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fabulous festival! Thank you Team VA for making every visit special. We love coming every time, and festival just hits different. Can't wait to see you all soon Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Woodcock @ The VA was most definitely the place to be this weekend, the effort the staff put in to host this event shouldn’t go underestimated. The camping area was packed with a great mix of fun sexy people and the daytime games kept all entertained. We had such an amazing time we instantly took advantage of the early bird offers and booked both festivals for 2026!! Thank you team VA! Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Woodcock @ The VA was most definitely the place to be this weekend, the effort the staff put in to host this event shouldn’t go underestimated. The camping area was packed with a great mix of fun sexy people and the daytime games kept all entertained.

We had such an amazing time we instantly took advantage of the early bird offers and booked both festivals for 2026!! Thank you team VA!

Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	FOF was exactly that .Great venue ,music,and atmosphere with a really good mix of sexy party people. Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fun
	Another FOF completed and such a great theme. Jules, Chris, Emma and the team another fantastic event done, shame about the few showers but as ever that never stops the activities or the party. So much fun and so well organised. Definitely the number one event and festival in the UK! Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	This was my third fof I have attended and they have all been fantastic. I was gutted when I heard the band cancelled Sam it was my favourite part from the last 2 but it did not matter. The spicy match guys were great fun. The foam party was epic. The vibe around the camp site was so fun. Then the music in the club in the evening was epic. My legs are killing me from all the dancing. The staff go out there way to make it an amazing weekend. I normally do the august fof but next year I might just have to go to both. Thank you for an awesome weekend. Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

This was my third fof I have attended and they have all been fantastic. I was gutted when I heard the band cancelled Sam it was my favourite part from the last 2 but it did not matter. The spicy match guys were great fun. The foam party was epic. The vibe around the camp site was so fun.

Then the music in the club in the evening was epic. My legs are killing me from all the dancing.

The staff go out there way to make it an amazing weekend. I normally do the august fof but next year I might just have to go to both.

Thank you for an awesome weekend.

Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fun
	It’s been years, probably 8-9 years since I attended FoF @VA but have been to other events regularly like Bi night, Milf & WWW events in the last 4 years. I’ve seen the LUXE lounge evolve from just a field to what it is now. Just gets better and better. Went to August FoF daytime on Saturday. The weather was great, hot tub and entertainment as well as foam party were all a lot of fun. Loved the singer in the early evening as well. The staff are so friendly and it’s a welcoming place to meet old friends and new. Recommend it and if you are considering buying a camper, this was jam packed with all manor of them. Thanks VA team for a great day. Red x Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fun

It’s been years, probably 8-9 years since I attended FoF @VA but have been to other events regularly like Bi night, Milf & WWW events in the last 4 years.

I’ve seen the LUXE lounge evolve from just a field to what it is now. Just gets better and better. Went to August FoF daytime on Saturday. The weather was great, hot tub and entertainment as well as foam party were all a lot of fun. Loved the singer in the early evening as well. The staff are so friendly and it’s a welcoming place to meet old friends and new. Recommend it and if you are considering buying a camper, this was jam packed with all manor of them. Thanks VA team for a great day.

Red x

Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We spent the entire FOF weekend at VA, and wow… what an unforgettable experience. The club was absolutely buzzing with energy, beautifully clean, and so well-organised. From the moment we arrived, till the moment we left. Camping on-site made it even better. We felt safe, comfortable, and completely immersed in the experience day and night. We met so many gorgeous people, shared cheeky laughs, flirty glances, and some very fun moments. We tried to approach and connect with as many of you as we could, if we spoke (or locked eyes across the room), don’t be shy… send us a message. We’d love to keep the spark going. Massive thanks to the VA team for creating such an incredible space to let loose and explore. We’ll 100% be back for more. Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

We spent the entire FOF weekend at VA, and wow… what an unforgettable experience. The club was absolutely buzzing with energy, beautifully clean, and so well-organised. From the moment we arrived, till the moment we left. Camping on-site made it even better. We felt safe, comfortable, and completely immersed in the experience day and night. We met so many gorgeous people, shared cheeky laughs, flirty glances, and some very fun moments. We tried to approach and connect with as many of you as we could, if we spoke (or locked eyes across the room), don’t be shy… send us a message. We’d love to keep the spark going. Massive thanks to the VA team for creating such an incredible space to let loose and explore. We’ll 100% be back for more.

Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: OK
	August FoF was awesome, the best yet! Thanks so much to the VA crew and volunteers for all their hard work. The icing on the cake was opening the club on Sunday for a final party night, until 3.30 am. Seeing Chris, then Jules as the DJs letting their hair down for the evening with awesome music, had everyone dancing for hours. Thank you VA, we love you x Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Driving home after yet another awesome weekend at the VA Festival of Fun, smiling like loonies after spending 3 days dancing, laughing & chatting with the best group of people. Thank you so much to Jules, Chris & all the staff, plus the brilliant Spicy Match team for keeping us entertained through day & night and giving us such a safe space in which to just relax and be whoever we want to be. Over the past 4 years of attending these festivals we feel so lucky to have met so many lovely people and to have made some really special friendships. Having the outdoor (but rainproof) Lux Lounge for daytime plus the club for nights & camping in the field over a whole weekend gives so many opportunities to have fun and get to know new people. VA is our escape from real life and definitely our favourite club in the UK. If you’re in two minds about attending, just take that leap of faith, you won’t regret it. A&A X Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Driving home after yet another awesome weekend at the VA Festival of Fun, smiling like loonies after spending 3 days dancing, laughing & chatting with the best group of people. Thank you so much to Jules, Chris & all the staff, plus the brilliant Spicy Match team for keeping us entertained through day & night and giving us such a safe space in which to just relax and be whoever we want to be. Over the past 4 years of attending these festivals we feel so lucky to have met so many lovely people and to have made some really special friendships.

Having the outdoor (but rainproof) Lux Lounge for daytime plus the club for nights & camping in the field over a whole weekend gives so many opportunities to have fun and get to know new people. VA is our escape from real life and definitely our favourite club in the UK.

If you’re in two minds about attending, just take that leap of faith, you won’t regret it.

A&A

X

Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fun
	Dipped our toes into the FoF on the Saturday. A really well attended event and some fun games like the naked attraction on Saturday. The evening was full of sexy people and the club was much larger than we expected with loads of play areas. We can see why people like it! Thanks for everything x Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	FoF on Friday was a wild time. Thanks to VA and all involved for doing a great weekend. We had a wonderful time. Many beautiful people in many outrageous outfits ??. Please send us a message, if you chatted with us! Thank you again 5 stars from us Date: 4 August 2025

Rating: OK
	Attend the day and night Saturday really good club and nice people definitely go again Date: 3 August 2025

Rating: Fun
	A great weekend at the Festival of Fun which gets better every year. More activities added and always a great fun and friendly vibe!!! Club is always immaculate with nice friendly staff. Highly recommended Date: 3 August 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	FOF @ VA, another fantastic event! Can't wait until our next visit. Say hi if we saw you on Saturday night! Date: 3 August 2025

Rating: OK
	Attended our first festival at VA on Friday and wow, what an experience! We absolutely loved the sexy and fun atmosphere during the day. Stayed over and went back on the Sat evening and had a great time then as well. The staff and volunteers there are all so friendly and welcoming, we can certainly recommend it. Date: 28 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended WWW fest as first timer. Venue is amazing, as were the people and staff. Nerves faded as soon as I was welcomed through the door. Lux Lounge in the sun has a great vibe. Possibly best first experience ever. Date: 28 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second time at the club as a new to the scene couple. We attended WWW last night! It was a lovely atmosphere - music playing, people dancing, everyone socialising and even some live shows. The evening was super hot with loads of people having fun around the venue, both inside and outside. Would 100% recommend to anyone starting out in the scene as we are! Date: 26 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We always love the VA nights out, and Pucker Up, neon night was no exception. Two top class dance music DJ’s smashing out the best tunes! We couldn’t keep off the dance floor, apart from some extremely hot fun on occasions in the fantastic play areas. This classy club has been our favourite place for a long time. Great setup and lovely people working there. Large bar, dance area, and some great rooms to stay in upstairs, and we often do. We will be back soon. Date: 22 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous

We always love the VA nights out, and Pucker Up, neon night was no exception. Two top class dance music DJ’s smashing out the best tunes! We couldn’t keep off the dance floor, apart from some extremely hot fun on occasions in the fantastic play areas.

This classy club has been our favourite place for a long time. Great setup and lovely people working there. Large bar, dance area, and some great rooms to stay in upstairs, and we often do.

We will be back soon.

Date: 22 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	First visit this weekend and we had a fabulous time. Brilliant, sexy and naughty people of the highest quality. The whole club is very professionally run to the highest standards. We attended the pucker up - naughty neon night and it was a brilliant night. We will certainly be returning in the near future. Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended Pucker up last night not only for the sexy frolics but the night is awesome, an eclectic mix of some classic house bangers, Ibiza classics, I couldn't decide if I wanted to dance or shag, the dj plays belter after belter can't wait for the next event. Unfortunately Benji stole the show again being a pure handsome ginger boy!! Yes he's the resident cat and we love him we spend half the night looking for him ?? Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous

We attended Pucker up last night not only for the sexy frolics but the night is awesome, an eclectic mix of some classic house bangers, Ibiza classics, I couldn't decide if I wanted to dance or shag, the dj plays belter after belter can't wait for the next event.

Unfortunately Benji stole the show again being a pure handsome ginger boy!! Yes he's the resident cat and we love him we spend half the night looking for him ??

Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the launch of Pucker Up and this will an event we add to our naughty calendar!! The music was spot on with tow amazing DJ’s banging out tune after tune, as always the club was spotlessly clean and well run. We can’t wait for the FOF in two weeks. Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We were lucky enough to do the double this weekend at VA. Friday night was the Shhh Newbie event which was honestly the best social event we have been too. A great group chat prior to the event and thd pre-drinks all added to a fabulous night. The demos were great and the hosts couldn’t do enough for you. Saturday night was the fabulous Pucker Up - Naughty Neon. The Hosts/ DJs were the life and soul of the party! Was such a hot crowd and a real party atmosphere. The play was as hot as the crowd…definitely a night to remember. Can’t wait for the next one boys! Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous

We were lucky enough to do the double this weekend at VA.

Friday night was the Shhh Newbie event which was honestly the best social event we have been too. A great group chat prior to the event and thd pre-drinks all added to a fabulous night. The demos were great and the hosts couldn’t do enough for you.

Saturday night was the fabulous Pucker Up - Naughty Neon. The Hosts/ DJs were the life and soul of the party! Was such a hot crowd and a real party atmosphere. The play was as hot as the crowd…definitely a night to remember. Can’t wait for the next one boys!

Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	Fri 18th July: Newbie Night Though we are regulars to VA, we love newbie night! We started with Twister which was a lot of fun and got people talking and laughing, and then we moved to the dungeon area for an excellent showcase of impact play. The night then swiftly moved into shenanigans in the orgy room for a ladies only session followed by threesomes, foursomes and moresomes! Our only negative would be the music was not our vibe at all this time, but we understand and accept that ou have to cater to all tastes If you're looking to dip your toe, try a new club or just find out more about our lifestyle (and dispel some of the myths and rumours), come along and spend the evening @ VA! Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous

Fri 18th July: Newbie Night

Though we are regulars to VA, we love newbie night! We started with Twister which was a lot of fun and got people talking and laughing, and then we moved to the dungeon area for an excellent showcase of impact play. The night then swiftly moved into shenanigans in the orgy room for a ladies only session followed by threesomes, foursomes and moresomes!

Our only negative would be the music was not our vibe at all this time, but we understand and accept that ou have to cater to all tastes

If you're looking to dip your toe, try a new club or just find out more about our lifestyle (and dispel some of the myths and rumours), come along and spend the evening @ VA!

Date: 20 July 2025

Rating: OK
	Visited a 12th of July Saturday, the first for about six months nice evening good vibe, shame there wasn’t a few more people there but that didn’t detract from the fun. Everybody was friendly. Club is nice and clean. Hot tub is hot. Hopefully be back again shortly.. Date: 13 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous
	We paid our first visit to VA for the July bi night and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. We stayed in the hotel itself - rooms are fine and good value. The club is spacious, has several nice play rooms, and the guests were a good mix of singles, couples and t-girls. Fair play to the single guys who gave us room when asked. Only slight downside would be the spanking benches are very close together and close to the glory holes. If you are using one you effectively block the safe use of the other benches. Would definitely go again. Date: 8 July 2025

Rating: Fabulous

We paid our first visit to VA for the July bi night and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.

We stayed in the hotel itself - rooms are fine and good value.

The club is spacious, has several nice play rooms, and the guests were a good mix of singles, couples and t-girls.

Fair play to the single guys who gave us room when asked.

Only slight downside would be the spanking benches are very close together and close to the glory holes. If you are using one you effectively block the safe use of the other benches.

Would definitely go again.

Date: 8 July 2025

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