The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	Thank you Festival of Fun for delivering the best weekend of the year. Thank you the weather gods for sending us the sunshine, we couldn’t have asked for better. Thank you to the small group camped next to my caravan who welcomed me alone (my partner was a day late) on the Thursday night. One of you got excited about the brewery on my T-shirt. All of you included me in the drinks that evening. Most of you didn’t believe my partner existed. Thank you VA management for opening the bar on the Thursday, first time this has happened. It gets earlier every year. Give it a few more years and we’ll be starting the festival on Tuesday. Thank you Mistress Tessa for torturing that poor chap. The pleasure on her face while inflicting pain was hot. I couldn’t watch the second session, the pain is too much for me, even though I wasn’t the victim. Thank you to the excellent Friday band. Watching a band from in a hot tub was a first to me. The party was rocking by the end. Thank you to the young single lady who has been on my hotlist for fours years with no contact. We had a nice chat but it was obvious that there was no mutual interest. You can stay on my hotlist. Thank you to the delicious slim blonde lady who seduced me while the band was playing, her partner right next to her. You know who you are. I don’t know why you picked me but I’m glad you did. We still have unfinished business. Thank you VA for the themes. Nobody quite knew when to wear sporting gear, or gold/silver/bronze, but it didn’t matter. It was a chance to dress up and the costumes were a sight to behold. Thank you to the Awesome Coffee van. The coffee was delicious. Thank you to the chap who introduced my partner to another fuck-it list item in the hot tub. No we are not going to Le Boudoir however much you big it up. Thank you to the young lady who confessed to nipple-envy in the hot tub. It was lovely getting to know you much better. I had a lot of fun and I think you did too. Thank you to the vision in blue from another continent who greeted me with a very enthusiastic “Hi, how are you?” early morning by the showers. You intrigued me all Saturday as I wondered whether/how we knew each other. Stupidly I had forgotten chatting to you and your younger partner as we headed for bed the night before. Glad we chatted again the next day – all cleared up when I heard your accent. Hope we can meet again. Thank you to the Saturday band. The set list was remarkably similar to the Friday band’s, but you presented in your own style and delighted the crowd. Yet again watching from the hot tub – I highly recommend it. Thank you to our lovely friend who knew we were coming but didn’t tell us you were. It was a pleasant surprise to catch up with you. We have met at other clubs but never here before. Thank you Mistress Emma for your demo. Entertaining as ever. Nobody got a rod down their penis this year, quite a relief. Thank you to all the characters. We have been to FoF a few times now and it’s great to meet you each year. You’re all outrageous, and I love it. We’ll be remembering a few new ones this year. Thank you to so many of you for being naked. I’m a terrible perv (aren’t we all) and I love to see naked bodies large or small. Thank you to one more young lady who turned me down in the nicest way on Sunday. I totally understood that your “maybe” meant no. You still liked your hair being played with and we still chatted quite a while after that. Nice kisses too. I hope we meet again to chat some more. You know who you are. Thank you to all our neighbours. That means everybody. Hundreds in a small field. Whether it was a full conversation or just a hello, it was brilliant to meet you all. Thank you to the VA staff. You worked tirelessly to keep us all happy and I never heard a complaint. Thank you to Jules for creating the VA. Thank you VA! We’ll be back next year. Date: 5 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Thank you Festival of Fun for delivering the best weekend of the year.

Thank you the weather gods for sending us the sunshine, we couldn’t have asked for better.

Thank you to the small group camped next to my caravan who welcomed me alone (my partner was a day late) on the Thursday night. One of you got excited about the brewery on my T-shirt. All of you included me in the drinks that evening. Most of you didn’t believe my partner existed.

Thank you VA management for opening the bar on the Thursday, first time this has happened. It gets earlier every year. Give it a few more years and we’ll be starting the festival on Tuesday.

Thank you Mistress Tessa for torturing that poor chap. The pleasure on her face while inflicting pain was hot. I couldn’t watch the second session, the pain is too much for me, even though I wasn’t the victim.

Thank you to the excellent Friday band. Watching a band from in a hot tub was a first to me. The party was rocking by the end.

Thank you to the young single lady who has been on my hotlist for fours years with no contact. We had a nice chat but it was obvious that there was no mutual interest. You can stay on my hotlist.

Thank you to the delicious slim blonde lady who seduced me while the band was playing, her partner right next to her. You know who you are. I don’t know why you picked me but I’m glad you did. We still have unfinished business.

Thank you VA for the themes. Nobody quite knew when to wear sporting gear, or gold/silver/bronze, but it didn’t matter. It was a chance to dress up and the costumes were a sight to behold.

Thank you to the Awesome Coffee van. The coffee was delicious.

Thank you to the chap who introduced my partner to another fuck-it list item in the hot tub. No we are not going to Le Boudoir however much you big it up.

Thank you to the young lady who confessed to nipple-envy in the hot tub. It was lovely getting to know you much better. I had a lot of fun and I think you did too.

Thank you to the vision in blue from another continent who greeted me with a very enthusiastic “Hi, how are you?” early morning by the showers. You intrigued me all Saturday as I wondered whether/how we knew each other. Stupidly I had forgotten chatting to you and your younger partner as we headed for bed the night before. Glad we chatted again the next day – all cleared up when I heard your accent. Hope we can meet again.

Thank you to the Saturday band. The set list was remarkably similar to the Friday band’s, but you presented in your own style and delighted the crowd. Yet again watching from the hot tub – I highly recommend it.

Thank you to our lovely friend who knew we were coming but didn’t tell us you were. It was a pleasant surprise to catch up with you. We have met at other clubs but never here before.

Thank you Mistress Emma for your demo. Entertaining as ever. Nobody got a rod down their penis this year, quite a relief.

Thank you to all the characters. We have been to FoF a few times now and it’s great to meet you each year. You’re all outrageous, and I love it. We’ll be remembering a few new ones this year.

Thank you to so many of you for being naked. I’m a terrible perv (aren’t we all) and I love to see naked bodies large or small.

Thank you to one more young lady who turned me down in the nicest way on Sunday. I totally understood that your “maybe” meant no. You still liked your hair being played with and we still chatted quite a while after that. Nice kisses too. I hope we meet again to chat some more. You know who you are.

Thank you to all our neighbours. That means everybody. Hundreds in a small field. Whether it was a full conversation or just a hello, it was brilliant to meet you all.

Thank you to the VA staff. You worked tirelessly to keep us all happy and I never heard a complaint.

Thank you to Jules for creating the VA.

Thank you VA! We’ll be back next year.

Date: 5 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We've just spent the weekend camping at the FoF Olympics. What an absolute fabulous weekend with attentive staff, great activities and olympian attendees throwing themselves into the theme. We are now utterly exhausted with big smiles on our faces and will definitely be booking up the festivals next year. Date: 5 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I went to FOF of fun from August 2nd-4th (without Bob as he is overseas - but with his kind permission). The festival was Olympic themed with lots of activities, inflatables, face painting and everyone having loads of fun as participants and voyeurs. The workshops with Mistresses Tessa and Emma were informative and great to watch. Tessa and Emma are great dominatrices. They are excellent communicators and converse easily with members making everyone comfortable. They are both incredibly knowledgeable and have perfected their subject. The campsite was full. It was very well organised in rows, people found it easy to mingle and socialise. This was the third FOF I have been to the first without Bob. The staff and other members made me feel welcome. Everyone was in a great mood especially all the staff. Emma is the best manager ever. She is so well organised. Chris is always teasing me, Jules is very hands on emptying bins and helping out serving drinks at the bar. As owners Jules and Chris really look after all members. A special shout out to Izzy and Danny and all the bar staff, who were running miles and miles all weekend up and down the bar from morning until late at night. The catering trucks were excellent, the staff worked so hard and were always friendly and helpful. Their food was tasty and very popular. Bob and I have booked for both festivals for next year. There is no way we are missing out. Thanks VA for a great weekend! xx Date: 5 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I went to FOF of fun from August 2nd-4th (without Bob as he is overseas - but with his kind permission). The festival was Olympic themed with lots of activities, inflatables, face painting and everyone having loads of fun as participants and voyeurs.

The workshops with Mistresses Tessa and Emma were informative and great to watch. Tessa and Emma are great dominatrices. They are excellent communicators and converse easily with members making everyone comfortable. They are both incredibly knowledgeable and have perfected their subject.

The campsite was full. It was very well organised in rows, people found it easy to mingle and socialise.

This was the third FOF I have been to the first without Bob. The staff and other members made me feel welcome.

Everyone was in a great mood especially all the staff. Emma is the best manager ever. She is so well organised. Chris is always teasing me, Jules is very hands on emptying bins and helping out serving drinks at the bar. As owners Jules and Chris really look after all members. A special shout out to Izzy and Danny and all the bar staff, who were running miles and miles all weekend up and down the bar from morning until late at night.

The catering trucks were excellent, the staff worked so hard and were always friendly and helpful. Their food was tasty and very popular.

Bob and I have booked for both festivals for next year. There is no way we are missing out.

Thanks VA for a great weekend! xx

Date: 5 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Just spent the weekend camping at festival of fun. Amazing amazing amazing. The club is fantastic and clean. The staff are wonderful and nothing too much trouble. The sun was shining, the beer was flowing and there was so many sexy couples I was spoilt for choice. Will definitely be going back next year. Date: 4 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	FOF.Perfect venue with live bands in the garden on both nights and DJs in the club.Great atmosphere with so many people all enjoying themselves in the ideal sexy environment. Date: 4 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	To put it simply it is the best club in the U.K. by a country mile. Attended the fof weekend and it was epic. The staff all so friendly and nothing to much trouble. The people in attendance such good fun. It just had everything. Amazing music, amazing venue, amazing people. Might be able to make out I had a very good time. Date: 4 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We've been to VA several times now and last night was our first FoF. What a night, just wished we'd booked for the whole weekend. Great atmosphere and so many people. Epic night ?????? Date: 4 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I've been to VA for several events through the year, WWW and most recently FoF. You can feel the care put into creating this beautiful playful place, and see how warm friendly and hard working the staff are. It's a big venue, especially in warmer months with the garden area and hottub open the summer parties are especially amazing and the crowd are also warm friendly and sexy. I highly recommend a visit Date: 3 August 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I've been to VA for several events through the year, WWW and most recently FoF.

You can feel the care put into creating this beautiful playful place, and see how warm friendly and hard working the staff are. It's a big venue, especially in warmer months with the garden area and hottub open

the summer parties are especially amazing and the crowd are also warm friendly and sexy. I highly recommend a visit

Date: 3 August 2024

Rating: OK
	Been here a couple of times but not played yet. Bit of a mental block after a separation after 29 years. I need someone to take my club cherry. I’m going to Freedom Friday on August 16th and have a room booked. Be a shame to waste it on my own. Be lovely to experience the hotel and have some fun in private Date: 30 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA on Saturday 27th June for the first time down from Scotland. Had a great night and met some lovely couples. Mrs had some fun with a beautiful blonde who's name we sadly never got. Overall it was a really good night and we'll definitely be back next time we're down. If anyone remembers chatting to us say hi :0) Date: 29 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We had another great weekend at The VA, it’s a club that never fails. Firstly we attended What Women Want a private daytime party which was sold out! It was really lovely due to the beautiful weather to be able to filter out into The VA Lux Lounge which is truly impressive sun terrace under a pergola and outside hot tub. Their guests took no time in enjoying all the fun to be had Then Saturday we attended the Saturday Seduction night, which was busy with beautiful, young hot couples, again lots of fun The VA is our number 1 club because they have great events, the club has a members base of hot, sexy people and the staff are amazing always serving with a smile. Thank you to all involved xx Ps Festival if Fun this weekend… we can hardly wait! Date: 29 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We had another great weekend at The VA, it’s a club that never fails. Firstly we attended What Women Want a private daytime party which was sold out! It was really lovely due to the beautiful weather to be able to filter out into The VA Lux Lounge which is truly impressive sun terrace under a pergola and outside hot tub. Their guests took no time in enjoying all the fun to be had

Then Saturday we attended the Saturday Seduction night, which was busy with beautiful, young hot couples, again lots of fun

The VA is our number 1 club because they have great events, the club has a members base of hot, sexy people and the staff are amazing always serving with a smile. Thank you to all involved xx

Ps Festival if Fun this weekend… we can hardly wait!

Date: 29 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Saturday night was our first visit to VA, where we attended the Saturday Seduction and stayed over. The club and facilities are well thought out with great finishing touches and the staff were helpful. There were some seriously hot couples in attendance ;) We will definitely be back xx Date: 29 July 2024

Rating: OK
	Been attending VA for a number of years with great experiences but last night attended Saturday Seduction night . Think standards have dropped especially with what people dress. There is a No Trainers “ sign as you come in but we noticed a number of males were wearing such items . In addition although most couples dressed to impress there were a number of people that looked like they just come from the beach . Sadly think we shall have to give VA a miss for a while Date: 29 July 2024

Rating: OK

Been attending VA for a number of years with great experiences but last night attended Saturday Seduction night . Think standards have dropped especially with what people dress. There is a No Trainers “ sign as you come in but we noticed a number of males were wearing such items . In addition although most couples dressed to impress there were a number of people that looked like they just come from the beach . Sadly think we shall have to give VA a miss for a while

Date: 29 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended www Friday, which was epic! 1st ever event and attended solo, was made feel very welcome by the beautiful organisers. Had a great day feeling like i was on swingers love island. All the folk there were friendly and I was lucky enough to get amongst the fun. All in all was a cracking day and will be back again. Perfect event type for newbies. Cant wait to go again Thank you va and organisers Date: 28 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Attended www Friday, which was epic! 1st ever event and attended solo, was made feel very welcome by the beautiful organisers. Had a great day feeling like i was on swingers love island. All the folk there were friendly and I was lucky enough to get amongst the fun. All in all was a cracking day and will be back again. Perfect event type for newbies.

Cant wait to go again

Thank you va and organisers

Date: 28 July 2024

Rating: Fun
	I went to www at VA, it was my first ever club and event and it was amazing. I loved the whole vibe, they have some sexy places for plenty fun and the outdoors was open with the hot tub. The Hosts where amazing and the staff where very polite and sexy?? if you ever get the chance to go along definitely do it, I'm definitely gonna pop along sooner rather then later?? Date: 28 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I went to Saturday Seduction last night. There were lots of new couples there, I made them feel welcome. As did all the staff and steed. I arrived at 8pm and stayed right until 2am. The night was very social to start with, everyone looked amazing, smart and sexy. After the night progressed couples started to put sexy lingerie on. At about 11pm couples moved to the hot tub and beds. There was plenty of play, I met a lovely couple there for the first time. Her partner asked me if I would experiment with her bisexual side and she realised she liked it. Fabulous couples were there, if you saw me please say hello and send me a message so we can reconnect. Love S xx Date: 28 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I went to Saturday Seduction last night. There were lots of new couples there, I made them feel welcome. As did all the staff and steed. I arrived at 8pm and stayed right until 2am. The night was very social to start with, everyone looked amazing, smart and sexy.

After the night progressed couples started to put sexy lingerie on. At about 11pm couples moved to the hot tub and beds. There was plenty of play, I met a lovely couple there for the first time. Her partner asked me if I would experiment with her bisexual side and she realised she liked it.

Fabulous couples were there, if you saw me please say hello and send me a message so we can reconnect.

Love S xx

Date: 28 July 2024

Rating: Fun
	We attended VA yesterday for the first time for a couples and single ladies event. We were welcomed very friendly by the staff and received a tour. What caught our eye straight away was the open structure, e.g. no private play rooms. It was a very inviting setting. Drink prices are quite okay and affordable. It was a good crowd and we had a fun time getting to know people. Date: 28 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I’ve been to two events at this venue now and both were amazing. The Lux Lounge is a game changer in good weather, especially for daytime events. The bar staff is gorgeous and always on the ball. The club is clean and the club goers fabulous. This place is certainly my favourite. Date: 28 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Had our first visit to VA last night. Wow, we will definitely be back. Love love loved it. Stayed in one of the attached hotel rooms which was a good price and extremely handy . Enjoyed the lay out of the club, chatted to other naughty couples, friendly staff and found the bar tab at the end surprisingly reasonable . Already looking at when we can get back for more delicious naughtiness. Lived up to all the great things we had heard about it from friends. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Had our first visit to VA last night.

Wow, we will definitely be back. Love love loved it.

Stayed in one of the attached hotel rooms which was a good price and extremely handy .

Enjoyed the lay out of the club, chatted to other naughty couples, friendly staff and found the bar tab at the end surprisingly reasonable . Already looking at when we can get back for more delicious naughtiness. Lived up to all the great things we had heard about it from friends.

Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We had our first visit to VA last night for Saturday Seduction and had an absolute blast! Loved the vibe and so many sexy people there. We had so much fun, we can’t wait to go back. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA with two friends last night and had a blast. Nicely busy but with some gorgeous people there! Will definitely go again. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Great evening at VA! Met lots of sexy people and had some fun!! Great to see so many single F’s on the Saturday, certainly made the evening spicy! xx Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We Just had a wonderful evening at VA. It’s such a lovely well-maintained Club and a staff just fantastic and friendly No matter what the evening or event or for that matter afternoon to The club is always such a lovely place to go spend time, have fun and relax as well as to spend time and meet friends old and new This is an amazing place and you should definitely visit if you get the chance T & S Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

We Just had a wonderful evening at VA. It’s such a lovely well-maintained Club and a staff just fantastic and friendly

No matter what the evening or event or for that matter afternoon to The club is always such a lovely place to go spend time, have fun and relax as well as to spend time and meet friends old and new

This is an amazing place and you should definitely visit if you get the chance

T & S

Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: OK
	Quite disappointed with what was only our second visit tonight. It was busy and full of some hot looking couples, and bar staff were friendly. unfortunately that’s where the positives end. It was far too hot with no air con or any chance to cool down. The hot tub was full of floating bodily fluids. Atmosphere didn’t seem friendly enough that people wanted to talk, unless they already knew you. Music was very questionable. And our bar tab at the end was surprising to say the least. We drank more on the first occasion and yet it was more expensive this time around. Not sure this is the club for us. Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: OK

Quite disappointed with what was only our second visit tonight. It was busy and full of some hot looking couples, and bar staff were friendly. unfortunately that’s where the positives end.

It was far too hot with no air con or any chance to cool down. The hot tub was full of floating bodily fluids. Atmosphere didn’t seem friendly enough that people wanted to talk, unless they already knew you.

Music was very questionable.

And our bar tab at the end was surprising to say the least. We drank more on the first occasion and yet it was more expensive this time around.

Not sure this is the club for us.

Date: 21 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Just left the gunslinger and gold digger event and what a hooting shooting time we had. Loads of lovely couples and singles. Foolishly didn’t make a note of their profiles but hopefully will see them again soon. The place is super clean and tidy and the dj was on fire. We shall be returning for sure. Thanks for having us Emma it was a fantastic night and we know the couples we played with also agree is was an awesome night. Swingers6923 xxxxxxxxx Date: 7 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Just left the gunslinger and gold digger event and what a hooting shooting time we had. Loads of lovely couples and singles. Foolishly didn’t make a note of their profiles but hopefully will see them again soon. The place is super clean and tidy and the dj was on fire. We shall be returning for sure. Thanks for having us Emma it was a fantastic night and we know the couples we played with also agree is was an awesome night.

Swingers6923 xxxxxxxxx

Date: 7 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to the monthly Bi event and what a blast, Where this club just keep going from strength to strength……. To the organisation from Emma and her team and the host Jamie of these rather naughty bi parties ……. You just get better and better at making sure, your guests are always pleased in every way, and the music the DJ was playing was perfect for the night, as was evident in the fun and frolics that went on from the start to the finish in the early hours …….. thank you once again for all your efforts, and for everything that this club continues to do ……you could not get a better service from a business, that is first class in all that you do xxxxxx big hugs from Tats1 and Tats2 and see you again real soon . ……..x Date: 6 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

Went to the monthly Bi event and what a blast, Where this club just keep going from strength to strength……. To the organisation from Emma and her team and the host Jamie of these rather naughty bi parties ……. You just get better and better at making sure, your guests are always pleased in every way, and the music the DJ was playing was perfect for the night, as was evident in the fun and frolics that went on from the start to the finish in the early hours …….. thank you once again for all your efforts, and for everything that this club continues to do ……you could not get a better service from a business, that is first class in all that you do xxxxxx big hugs from Tats1 and Tats2 and see you again real soon . ……..x

Date: 6 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I spent a lovely afternoon at MILF club today. I have to say, it’s been one of the best events I’ve attended recently. There was a perfect mix of people who all seemed to socialise well. Some new faces, who were great to get know and be able to warmly welcome, as well as some lovely regular people. It was a great atmosphere. Also, a big thank you to all the lovely staff who work so hard and do so with smiles on their faces. This will always be my number one club. Date: 3 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I spent a lovely afternoon at MILF club today. I have to say, it’s been one of the best events I’ve attended recently. There was a perfect mix of people who all seemed to socialise well. Some new faces, who were great to get know and be able to warmly welcome, as well as some lovely regular people. It was a great atmosphere. Also, a big thank you to all the lovely staff who work so hard and do so with smiles on their faces. This will always be my number one club.

Date: 3 July 2024

Rating: Fun
	We visited the VA for Chic on the 29th. We've been to the VA several times before and love it but felt the Chic was a let down this time. For double the price and all the verification photos we didn't expect it to be half full. We had fun but thought the atmosphere wasn't that friendly either. Would prefer a standard Saturday. Date: 2 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I’m a member and visit the club regularly either by myself or with my other half. Mostly attend day events, MILF and WWW but attended some night events too. By far the best i’ve been to, plenty of parking spaces, the staff are so friendly and the place is clean. It’s the place I always recommend for single ladies as I know from experience that it is a safe environment for them especially when starting out. Love the place, will continue to recommend and attend events whenever possible. Date: 1 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I’m a member and visit the club regularly either by myself or with my other half. Mostly attend day events, MILF and WWW but attended some night events too. By far the best i’ve been to, plenty of parking spaces, the staff are so friendly and the place is clean. It’s the place I always recommend for single ladies as I know from experience that it is a safe environment for them especially when starting out. Love the place, will continue to recommend and attend events whenever possible.

Date: 1 July 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went here for milf club had a great day out , the staff were lovely. Great little community vibe. Everyone so genuine and welcoming. Date: 1 July 2024

Rating: Fun
	We had a great time in the Lux Lounge yesterday afternoon. Cold drinks, great tunes and a chilled out vibe. Perfect. Date: 30 June 2024

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