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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
Another great festival at the va ,we have to say the staff were absolutely amazing this year and we are looking forward to next year's event already x

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Visited this very smart, very well run club several times now on several different functions. Feels very safe, definitely very clean, lots of different play areas and the staff are brilliant from the moment you walk in the door. Had lots of fun here and always look forward to going !!

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: OK
What does one say? Where does one start? Many thanks to the Team at The VA for organising a great Festival of Fun event. It really was love Island, the weather was scorching and the clientele were as equally hot! But many thanks must go to the VA Team who must have worked tirelessly before during and after the event. Fantastic music from DJ Eg and his entourage of DJ’s who had the music rocking all day making the club electric. We loved the live band and all the different work shops, from wax play to spooling to ropes to even having Botox injections if so required. Many thanks to the catering crew who stopped us going hungry and all the bar staff Sam, Lee etc who kept us hydrated. Please, please do FOF next year, it’s an event not to be missed. And lastly many thanks to Julie & Chris because without you two it wouldn’t be possible xxx

Date: 7 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We made a weekend out of going

camping at the VA.

The bi night was amazing fun(our new best thing!) Whilst on Saturday we met some fab people and hope to meet up with them again!

Without doubt, our favourite club.

Staff were amazing, people friendly and plenty of sexy fun had!


Date: 2 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended recently for a Saturday daytime followed by the evening UV and foam party. What a great place is all we can say, lovely both inside and outside, lovely cocktails and a very nice hot tub.

Date: 1 August 2022

Rating: OK
Attended our first VA event Saturday, uniform night. Great club, great facilities & friendly staff. Met some really nice people, made to feel welcome & enjoyed some play time with some as well. Will definitely attending again in the future.

Date: 1 August 2022

Rating: Fun
Well once again VA did not disappoint! Had a brilliant night, the staff are all friendly and all know how to have a laugh, they make the night!!

We will be back!


Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to a club Like this and really enjoyed it, staff were so kind , people friendly and the place was just amazing, had lots of fun and will definitely be back

Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We have been to the VA on many occasions and stayed there as well. We always have a great time and can safely say the staff is brilliant. It's definitely at the top of our list fior nights out. If there was a request we would make ot would be to have private rooms for play on party nights. X

Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: OK
VA, VA they should have definitely named you twice. Been a few times but last night was out of this world. Crazy, unadulterated sex with beautiful people in a lovely venue. I'll definitely be back. Thanks for looking after me 'Fuck4you'.

Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
My second visit but my first in a long time, it’s changed quite a lot and for the better. It’s smaller than other clubs but perfectly formed. The lack of private rooms is refreshing and gives every encounter an orgy feel, the social areas are well appointed and the new outside area is huge! Will definitely be returning

Date: 31 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Last night was my first visit to VA and I really enjoyed it! The venue is fabulous, the staff were all kind, friendly and very good at their jobs. The hosts for the evening were also very fun and friendly.

Can't wait for FoF next weekend! See you there!


Date: 30 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing first time at VA last night. Really friendly welcoming atmosphere, loads of places to play, 2 great hot tubs and really well laid out! We will definitley be back!

Feel free to message if we spoke to you! (Guy in the harness & fishnet vest, Lady in black lingerie & green robe)


Date: 30 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
VA is fabulous, the outdoor and indoor space is just how a club should be. It's clean, tidy and decorated really well and has some fun areas for play. We had an amazing time. As a newbie couple it has set the bar really high, we will be back soon!

Date: 27 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had a fantastic night once again, always very gorgeous naughty and friendly guests. Loved the hot tub and the outdoor area…stayed over and can’t wait to go back again

Date: 24 July 2022

Rating: Fun
First visit to VA, very well presented on the interior. Great staff on hand and an all round superb night. Say Hi if you met us last night!

Date: 23 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Loved Milf Club on 20/07. Great people, lovely food, sexy fun.

Hi to everyone who were there, love you all. xxxx


Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: Fun
Had a great time at milf club last 20/7/22. Really hot and naught. Had a chance to play with a couple and was really hot. Hoping to get intouch and play with them again.

Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: Fun
Another day on sun and fun with old friends .

Same staff but more and diversified bufet now.



Date: 21 July 2022

Rating: OK
Always nice to be at Vanilla Alternative milf club! Was good to see old friends and making new ones! Amazing wow the club had keeping the standards for years! Good work guys! Outstanding!

Date: 20 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Another great visit to Milf Club, such a chilled environment. Plenty of sexy fun going on , can’t wait to go back

Date: 20 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We really enjoyed our first visit to VA for the foam and UV paint party. Well organised, clean and lots of fun rooms and hot tubs to explore. The DJ was great too! Met some gorgeous sexy people and hope to get back there soon!

Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Had our first visit today to lux lounge and we can’t fault the place we had the most chilled day by the pool and sun loungers met some lovely hot couples throughout the day , DJ played the best summer tunes,, great food,hosts couldn’t do enough for you and weather was insane , we will definitely be back was worth the drive for sure. See you soon Guys A&K x

Date: 18 July 2022

Rating: Fun
Had a great time at VA last night at the foam and UV party, my second time there. Hope to spend more time going to events at this great venue.

Date: 17 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Met with a couple friends at VA for their neon paint and foam party, I had a wonderful time, always an excellent venue for a fun filled meet.

Until next time! Xx


Date: 17 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Amazing venue. We went for the Summer Solstice Bi Party. Didn’t know what to expect but we loved it. Facilities are brilliant, staff are so welcoming and the camping is lush! The massage lady went above and beyond for us and made us feel so relaxed, thank you!

Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
We were here last Saturday night.

Had a great time as always. Great atmosphere, had a brilliant laugh with some other couples outside and the hot tub was seriously packed!

Will be attending most weeks from now on.


Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fun
Another great milf club… great vibes outside in the sun. Loved the mock tails… great company and enjoyed the fun I had there. Look forward to next week

Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fun
Lovely summer holiday vibe outside in the sunshine at Milf club this week in the lux lounge. Very chilaxed with a great mix of lovely people. Lots of fun (some of the girls were very greedy!) Wife enjoyed her bulls BBC and there were a couple more guys who took her fancy but we didn't get chance to talk to.

Date: 14 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutely beautiful day spent at Milf Club Lux Lounge event. Wow, the ladies were gorgeous. The weather was spot on. The nibbles were delicious the staff are excellent.

Just the thing to relax, sunbath and get all sexy.

Make it if you have free Wednesday now summer is in full flow.


Date: 13 July 2022

Rating: Fabulous
This was our first time dipping our toes into the swinging scene.

We went to Va on saturday 9th july, spent a couple of hours in lux lounge and caught the end of LAM (not something for us) but good to see. We got ready for evening event couples and single ladies only which was great and we felt comfortable having some fun with eachother and others. We stayed over and ended up spending the whole of sunday at lux lounge again! Lots of playing on the sunday but mainly older couples, still very enjoyable in the sun and mini pool.

We felt totally welcomed and relaxed from the minute we got there, everyone very friendly, single guys on sunday very respectful.staff were amazing and had thought of everything, even ordered us all a mcdonalds as food was off.

The club itself was very clean and spacious. Drinks good prices. The hotel wasnt 5 star but comfortable enough. We stayed in room 10. Not much sleep going on in the rooms until at least 4.

Highly recommend for newbies. Will be our go to place, cant wait to go back!



Date: 13 July 2022

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