The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	This is our go to club, we find the atmosphere respectful and fun. We had a great Friday night exploring the different rooms and a great time in the pool… Date: 16 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went back to VA after their Christmas closure and it was a very sexy and elegant affair. There was a variety of people from different nationalities. The dance floor was electric and by 1am there were orgies everywhere. The people are respectful. Mr and I were left to enjoy ourselves with those interested watching us having amazing moments. Officially our new local x Date: 16 January 2022

Rating: Fun
	very new and elegant this club. it is not the first time we come to this club to relax. indeed, today it was not really full of people looking for a swingers club but rather a place to have sex with partners cheaper than at the hotel. Date: 15 January 2022

Rating: OK
	First time at VA. Very mixed feelings, for that reason will definitely visit again. Not sure this could be called a swingers club. Long drive for us, but the club had been highly recommended. It's very clean tidy modern and well maintained. Furnishings are too a very hig standard. Not sure if we just attended on the wrong evening? Very tame environment. Date: 15 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	My 1st visit to The VA for what was a really fabulous Wed afternoon of fun, fun and more fun at their regular Milf Club event… Myself and my lady friend J both thoroughly enjoyed ourselves in the well appointed and proportioned couples room, along with perhaps another 10 couples over the 3-4 hr duration… There was plenty of fabulous playing throughout, as well as it being a really great room for occasional chatting and socialising in between all the playing… The staff in attendance were 1st class (thank you) and I’ll definitely be coming back to visit the daytime Milf Club and more generally The VA on another occasion… D x Date: 12 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous

My 1st visit to The VA for what was a really fabulous Wed afternoon of fun, fun and more fun at their regular Milf Club event…

Myself and my lady friend J both thoroughly enjoyed ourselves in the well appointed and proportioned couples room, along with perhaps another 10 couples over the 3-4 hr duration…

There was plenty of fabulous playing throughout, as well as it being a really great room for occasional chatting and socialising in between all the playing…

The staff in attendance were 1st class (thank you) and I’ll definitely be coming back to visit the daytime Milf Club and more generally The VA on another occasion… D x

Date: 12 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the nye party, 1st time at VA was such a great night. Meet some lovely people, everyone was super friendly. Will definitely be heading back very soon, best venue and vibe I’ve seen for a long time Date: 2 January 2022

Rating: OK
	First time at The Vanilla Alternative last night and what a night!! Best venue of it’s kind I’ve ever been to very classy and upmarket really nice vibe hot people fantastic music the owners Jules and Chris are absolute legends made me feel so welcome I’ll definitely be coming back regularly if you ain’t been before you need to get yourself there!! 5* Date: 2 January 2022

Rating: Fun
	This club is soo good we had to go back again! Haha Attended the NYE party last night with a couple of friends, had a great time and also managed to pull pussy again (Benji haha) gotta love that cat! Lots of people enjoying themselves, dancing the night away, and then having fun in every place imaginable. A great atmosphere, stunning bar staff and in general a relaxing place to visit. Will be returning again very soon x Date: 1 January 2022

Rating: Fun

This club is soo good we had to go back again! Haha

Attended the NYE party last night with a couple of friends, had a great time and also managed to pull pussy again (Benji haha) gotta love that cat!

Lots of people enjoying themselves, dancing the night away, and then having fun in every place imaginable.

A great atmosphere, stunning bar staff and in general a relaxing place to visit.

Will be returning again very soon x

Date: 1 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the Christmas Party last week and yet again VA delivered a fantastic night filled with fun, filth and debauchery. Look forward to more fun and adventures in 2022. Happy New Year ! Date: 26 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	We've attended the VA twice now (Mad Hatters event back in September and the recent Winter wonder bang) each time we've had an amazing evening, surrounded by a great bunch of people! We can't wait to come back next month ;) Date: 20 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Was at the VA last night for the Xmas Party. It was an amazing atmosphere with very sexy and naughty people. Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: OK
	We went back to VA last night after a bit of an absence, due to covid , but it was even better than before, renovations look good , had a great night, plenty of fun had , good to see some friends again,and to make new ones we will be back soon Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fun
	We attended this club after a long absence, it has been redecorated to a very high standard, and a few new bits we have never seen before (the cat! Haha) Mr pulled some pussy within 10 mins of arriving! Pmsl Saw some old faces, and plenty of new people too, everyone enjoying themselves and making good use of the facilities. We will be back for the NYE party… looking forward to seeing everyone again. Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fun

We attended this club after a long absence, it has been redecorated to a very high standard, and a few new bits we have never seen before (the cat! Haha) Mr pulled some pussy within 10 mins of arriving! Pmsl

Saw some old faces, and plenty of new people too, everyone enjoying themselves and making good use of the facilities.

We will be back for the NYE party… looking forward to seeing everyone again.

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Been a long while waiting for a return to our first & favourite club..we love the new layout and really appreciate all the effort the team have made there. Busy night, lots of sexy people..staff as usual fantastic...meet up with some old friends, made some new ones and had some great spontaneous play on the beds with a couple who we have no clue who they are...so say hi if we crossed paths :-) ?? Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous

Been a long while waiting for a return to our first & favourite club..we love the new layout and really appreciate all the effort the team have made there. Busy night, lots of sexy people..staff as usual fantastic...meet up with some old friends, made some new ones and had some great spontaneous play on the beds with a couple who we have no clue who they are...so say hi if we crossed paths :-) ??

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: OK
	First club experience last night. Pity it wasn’t busier, but guess that’s a sign of covid times. Lovely club and friendly staff and clients. Had fun and made my first time very enjoyable Date: 18 December 2021

Rating: Fun
	Was a good night. Every staff member made u feel at ease from the minute you enter. Had an amazing night and it just depends on the crowd who is attending on the night for the level of naughtiness to be experienced. Defo a next time Date: 18 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Returned after a while.. really impressed with the improvements well worth visiting Date: 15 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Went as single lady this time and was loving the attention from lots of other sexy Fab members I met and played with there! Brilliant hot tub, staff were friendly and helpful, great safe environment to have sexy fun in. Definitely going again in new year! Xx Date: 13 December 2021

Rating: Fun
	Made our third visit here last night. Slightly quieter than usual which was understandable with people maybe saving themselves for the Xmas party next weekend but still a very enjoyable naughty night. As always the club and staff could not be faulted! Until next time...X Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: OK
	Went here last night for the second time and it didn’t disappoint. The whole place is amazing we love it. The staff are brilliant and the guests are fab. We will be coming back more regularly in the new year. Can’t wait to explore more of our bi-playful (new word ;). Side xoxo Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Great night at v.a last night. There's something about this club . It just gets you playing loving the openness about it. Let's be honest if you want to lock urself away stay home (?lmao) Very friendly people here staff and people who attend . The guys are so polite and that makes for a comfortable night of fun. Lactose milk needed though . Thanks all Date: 11 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Club VA has to be one of my top 2 clubs to attend. Cleanliness open, always gull of gorgeous people and their Friday night bi parties are epic It's a must go and see for yourselves hiw nice this place is Date: 30 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA and first Bi night on 26th November. Very impressed, was a superb night, met some lovely people and will certainly be back! Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Where do you start? We've been going to VA since it first opened its doors and really can't recommend it enough. From the plush and luxurious venue, the fantastic play facilities, banging tunes, huge hottub, and the amazing outdoor summer area (Lux). The atmosphere is always brilliant and the guests are superb. None of this would mean anything without the relentless work and passion shown by the owners and staff, from Queen Jules to the hotel cleaners, everyone commits 100% to making sure that you have the best time in the best club around. Whether it be a normal club night, a themed event, milf club Wednesdays, the all male events or our favourite, the big bi party. Paul, Kim and the rest of the staff work so hard and make every single person feel welcome and valued. This review may sound like we're being paid to write it but we're honestly not, we just love the place. If you don't believe us, just try it. Our only criticism is that once you have visited The Vanilla Alternative, it sort of spoils going to other clubs as you will always be comparing. Ian and Helen xx Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

Where do you start? We've been going to VA since it first opened its doors and really can't recommend it enough. From the plush and luxurious venue, the fantastic play facilities, banging tunes, huge hottub, and the amazing outdoor summer area (Lux).

The atmosphere is always brilliant and the guests are superb.

None of this would mean anything without the relentless work and passion shown by the owners and staff, from Queen Jules to the hotel cleaners, everyone commits 100% to making sure that you have the best time in the best club around. Whether it be a normal club night, a themed event, milf club Wednesdays, the all male events or our favourite, the big bi party. Paul, Kim and the rest of the staff work so hard and make every single person feel welcome and valued.

This review may sound like we're being paid to write it but we're honestly not, we just love the place.

If you don't believe us, just try it.

Our only criticism is that once you have visited The Vanilla Alternative, it sort of spoils going to other clubs as you will always be comparing.

Ian and Helen xx

Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	It was Mrs NFs first time at VA for the big bi night and wow is all I can say. What an amazing place you have there, definitely going to the top of my list as one of my all time favourite clubs and one of my all time favourite nights! Great atmosphere, beautiful crowd and very friendly staff! Playrooms are clean and spacious and that hot tub is just something else! We had a lot of fun, time just seemed to whizz by! Until next time! Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

It was Mrs NFs first time at VA for the big bi night and wow is all I can say. What an amazing place you have there, definitely going to the top of my list as one of my all time favourite clubs and one of my all time favourite nights! Great atmosphere, beautiful crowd and very friendly staff! Playrooms are clean and spacious and that hot tub is just something else! We had a lot of fun, time just seemed to whizz by! Until next time!

Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first venture back to VA's in a few years and we really enjoyed the Saturday night vibe! We love the renovations and enjoyed ourselves and others ;-) Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	That was my 4th bi party in a row! It seems to become a habit now...which I love. Fantastic venue, brilliant crowd, more and more familiar faces and an amazing host. Thank you Paul and thank you all for the great nights.toni Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	We went last night for the 1st time in a few years and wow forgot how lovely it was here. Great venue, great staff, we will definitely be back soon x Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fun
	Another lovely night at one of our favourite clubs. It is always spotless. We visited Saturdsy 27th and it was not over busy but comfortable. There were lots of nice friendly people around. We spent quite a bit of time In the hot tub then trying out the various areas around the club. Probably back next week for chic :) Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	I love this place always a great evening! Atmosphere and music is just my taste! They have even given it a little lift since I last went, the inside is all sparkly and chic and everyone is friendly just how you imagine it to be, I don't give verifys anymore however met a good few new faces, We all know how lovely we are and you guys know who you are, untill next time ;)) Date: 27 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	where do I start….. OMFG!! This was my first time as VA and I couldn’t have chosen a better night ( Big Bi Party) I met with this sexy hunk of a man at the entrance and he immediately recognised me which put me at ease, he showed me around and explained everything. I literally couldn’t have had a better time, everyone was so friendly, chatty and looked F***ing sexy as hell! Paul is a great host and I’ll definitely be coming back for this and other events, oh… the bar staff were all amazing to, shout out to Emma ( sexy one dancing, hope I got her name right lol) xxxx cheers buddy xx Date: 27 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

where do I start….. OMFG!! This was my first time as VA and I couldn’t have chosen a better night ( Big Bi Party) I met with this sexy hunk of a man at the entrance and he immediately recognised me which put me at ease, he showed me around and explained everything. I literally couldn’t have had a better time, everyone was so friendly, chatty and looked F***ing sexy as hell! Paul is a great host and I’ll definitely be coming back for this and other events, oh… the bar staff were all amazing to, shout out to Emma ( sexy one dancing, hope I got her name right lol) xxxx cheers buddy xx

Date: 27 November 2021

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