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Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to MILF club on 16 Feb. Considering it was half term, club was fairly busy. Mrs S was approached by a gentleman at the bar, she decided to have a bit of fun with him and 2 others. Fantastic afternoon and hopefully will return soon. Date: 23 February 2022

Rating: Fun
	Visited the MILF Club today had such fun in the gloryholes, so many lovely cocks. The club was lovely with super friendly staff, will be back x Date: 23 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another night at this lovely club. A club for the real performers out in public which makes it for a perfect horny experience. Everybody is extremely friendly a few stuck up there own asses guests but thats to be expected at any club. One little moan ! Food After plenty of sex a man needs a good bit of nosh to keep his performance up lol. Thanks all Date: 20 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	It’s been quite a few years since we attended this club, it was good then, but it’s absolutely fantastic now! From the roadside it has lovely welcoming lights, plenty of parking which is secure and secluded. We received a lovely welcome at the door by a member of staff who chatted to us whilst we waited to check in. The entire club is spotlessly clean, very spacious and decorated in a really nice/funky way. The bar was well stocked and you didn’t have to wait to be served even though the club was bustling (Team player party), and the DJ had everyone up dancing to some excellent music. The mix of guest list was great in terms of ratio of couples, women and guys. Also nice to see free condoms at different locations promoting safe sex. Would absolutely recommend and we shall be attending again :-) Date: 20 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous

It’s been quite a few years since we attended this club, it was good then, but it’s absolutely fantastic now! From the roadside it has lovely welcoming lights, plenty of parking which is secure and secluded. We received a lovely welcome at the door by a member of staff who chatted to us whilst we waited to check in. The entire club is spotlessly clean, very spacious and decorated in a really nice/funky way. The bar was well stocked and you didn’t have to wait to be served even though the club was bustling (Team player party), and the DJ had everyone up dancing to some excellent music.

The mix of guest list was great in terms of ratio of couples, women and guys. Also nice to see free condoms at different locations promoting safe sex. Would absolutely recommend and we shall be attending again :-)

Date: 20 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We were about to go to bed after a fucking and squirting session and we decided to go to VA for the @Teamplayers valentine soirée. One of the best decisions ever. The place was packed with sexy , elegant and very horny people. It was team playing for sure . Although we were not playing we enjoyed being referees and distributing condoms to ensure continuous safe sex. Ladies had their dreams come true and there was a lot of organisms and squirting like there was no tomorrow. The venue was just perfect for such debauchery. Date: 20 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous

We were about to go to bed after a fucking and squirting session and we decided to go to VA for the @Teamplayers valentine soirée. One of the best decisions ever. The place was packed with sexy , elegant and very horny people. It was team playing for sure . Although we were not playing we enjoyed being referees and distributing condoms to ensure continuous safe sex. Ladies had their dreams come true and there was a lot of organisms and squirting like there was no tomorrow. The venue was just perfect for such debauchery.

Date: 20 February 2022

Rating: OK
	First time there loved it met a nice couple who welcomed me in a nice way will be back again Date: 19 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went here for the first time in a long time for the fierce femmes event. When I arrived I was instantly greeted by friendly smiles. After a quick tour I settled down at the bar and got talking to some lovely people that made me feel right at home. The club is very well run, great bar staff, great facilities and great fun to be had! I will be visiting again!! Date: 15 February 2022

Rating: OK
	What a great night at VA last night! The VA team make you feel so welcome and the club has a great classy vibe. Looking forward to our next visit xx Date: 13 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to VA, looked after by new friends! Apologies if we were a little preoccupied and didn't get to meet many who'd attended.. The club is well laid out rooms to play strike a balance of open and more discreet areas well! The tub was very well populated with a great view surrounding! Will definitely revisit!! D & Y x Date: 13 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	My first visit to VA last night. What an awesome place to be. The staff and people there were wonderful and welcoming, make feel home from the moment I walked in until I left. Clean environment and lovely atmosphere leading to some great encounters wuth other people who are veryever respectful and polite. In all what a lovely well organise place to be in. Will definitely be visiting and thank you for making me feel homely x Date: 5 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous

My first visit to VA last night. What an awesome place to be. The staff and people there were wonderful and welcoming, make feel home from the moment I walked in until I left. Clean environment and lovely atmosphere leading to some great encounters wuth other people who are veryever respectful and polite. In all what a lovely well organise place to be in.

Will definitely be visiting and thank you for making me feel homely x

Date: 5 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to a Wednesday day event, first time attending the club. Venue and staff are amazing and the people attending were very welcoming, will be attending again soon! Date: 2 February 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night on Saturday with some very friendly sexy people. Brilliant open plan club with a great jacuzzi. Be back soon. Date: 31 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	What a marvellous Saturday at VA. Lots of fun had by all. Some genuinely lovely people there, easy to be relaxed in such a fantastic environment. The hot tub certainly saw some naughty and sexy fun. Thank you to everyone who chatted. Date: 30 January 2022

Rating: OK
	Very nice BI party last friday great peoplecand great club will be back soon Date: 30 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at this sexy club. Great clean nicely done out and really great relaxed and sexy vibe. Loved the hot tub and had a great time with some sexy people. We will be back again for sure xx Date: 30 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our new local has done it again. The Saturdays keeps on getting sexier and sexier which is making it resistible to miss any Saturdays. The classiest club around definitely x Date: 30 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Every single Bi-night is increasing the bar by miles. It has been a wonderful night, very friendly atmosphere, people and overall place. We cannot wait to go to all the next upcoming ones. we are relatively inexperienced in clubbing (3rd night at a club so far) and this has been the most welcoming experience ever, really nice to know everyone is respectful and chilled. Literally no judgement over anything. Can't wait. Favourite club. Date: 29 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Every single Bi-night is increasing the bar by miles. It has been a wonderful night, very friendly atmosphere, people and overall place. We cannot wait to go to all the next upcoming ones. we are relatively inexperienced in clubbing (3rd night at a club so far) and this has been the most welcoming experience ever, really nice to know everyone is respectful and chilled. Literally no judgement over anything.

Can't wait. Favourite club.

Date: 29 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	The VA delivered by the bucketload last night, as ever a stupendous evening of great people, great ‘choons’ and a really buzzing atmosphere. Tattooed Talent gathered a tremendous cast of characters for the 80s theme - there were even 2 Adam Ants who had an ‘Ant-off’ on the dance floor. If only I could get to every one of these ! Date: 29 January 2022

Rating: Fun
	I've not been to a night time VA event in years (only MILF club recently). The event last night was well run, great mix of people. Many were dressed with the 80s theme and with the accompanying music set a great atmosphere. Big shout out to the staff, always smiling and so friendly. Look forward to my next visit Date: 29 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a splendid night at the VA . 80s bi birthday bash, the music, the outfits, the pretty people and a great atmosphere. I send my thanks to the team at the VA for being so friendly and kind and gosh they know how to put on a party . Date: 29 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow. Amazing night at VA First time I've been on a Friday. Absolutely cracking atmosphere and some pretty sexy sights !! Great place to meet interesting people.. I hope to put some fab names to faces x Definitely a recommend :) A BIG thanks to the host Tattoo Date: 29 January 2022

Rating: Fun
	First time back to milf club since November… was nice to get into the swing of it. Staff are the best. Great people there.. had a fun afternoon. Till next time Date: 28 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to milf club. Wow! Loved it and have been swinging a while now! A great mix of sexy and really friendly people. A really chilled afternoon . We will be back x Date: 26 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to VA on Saturday 22nd and another fantastic night in this amazing club! Met a couple of lovely couples from Fab we had spoken to briefly online which was the perfect start to the night, before heading back to the play areas for some very exciting fun, especially in the room just off the bar with some very fun, exciting equipment we didn’t get to use first time! Had an amazing time watching and being watched and we can’t wait to go back for more! Perfect club for us!! Date: 25 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Our second visit to VA on Saturday 22nd and another fantastic night in this amazing club! Met a couple of lovely couples from Fab we had spoken to briefly online which was the perfect start to the night, before heading back to the play areas for some very exciting fun, especially in the room just off the bar with some very fun, exciting equipment we didn’t get to use first time! Had an amazing time watching and being watched and we can’t wait to go back for more! Perfect club for us!!

Date: 25 January 2022

Rating: OK
	First proper club experience last night. Good crowd, the hot tub and room next to it were busy:). Nice to meet people from fab face to face. Really enjoyed the atmosphere and we definitely had some fun. We’ll be back sometime in the future x Date: 23 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Va2 as its known now, is my favourite place to visit. Been on event nights, bi nights and none event nights. Everyone is always friendly, the club os stylish clean and classy The hosts go above and beyond to ensure ypur evening goes swingingly Stayed in their hotel. Great that I just wall down the corridor and through door and bosh Highly.highly reccomend to regulars and newbies Date: 21 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Va2 as its known now, is my favourite place to visit. Been on event nights, bi nights and none event nights.

Everyone is always friendly, the club os stylish clean and classy

The hosts go above and beyond to ensure ypur evening goes swingingly

Stayed in their hotel. Great that I just wall down the corridor and through door and bosh

Highly.highly reccomend to regulars and newbies

Date: 21 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our very first visit to VA on Saturday, and it certainly won't be our last!!! In fact already planning another visit for hubby's birthday next month!! Met some amazing couples and what a great sexy, relaxed atmosphere. Got a guided tour when we first arrived as it was our first time, what great service x Date: 17 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited for the first time on Saturday the 15th and was very impressed!! A lovely lay out, clean and fairly busy with naughty couples it wasn’t long before the dance floor was busy with amazing pole dancers and the jacuzzi packed with sexy couples getting naughty. Can’t wait to visit again!! Date: 17 January 2022

Rating: OK
	This was our first time here for over five years mainly because we are no longer local. It is now 200 miles away. It was clearly quiet after the new year and we had mixed feeling about it. The place itself isn’t bad and it’s certainly tidy and clean but there was no bounce at all. As these places are meant to be social as well as sexual we made all efforts to talk with others but we found it extremely hard to engage. And we have to tell you that that never happens to us. Perhaps it was because nobody wanted to have sex with us but that wasn’t the purpose of the chat - it was just to have a chat. But more likely it was because other than a group of singles having fun most couples stayed with themselves. While this is no problem (we don’t always “swing”) it seemed incredibly tame. So unfortunately for us it failed on the social level and the sexual level. To cap it all the drinks were the most expensive I have ever had in a swingers club. We don’t exoect to go again but wish it every continued success Date: 17 January 2022

Rating: OK

This was our first time here for over five years mainly because we are no longer local. It is now 200 miles away. It was clearly quiet after the new year and we had mixed feeling about it. The place itself isn’t bad and it’s certainly tidy and clean but there was no bounce at all. As these places are meant to be social as well as sexual we made all efforts to talk with others but we found it extremely hard to engage. And we have to tell you that that never happens to us. Perhaps it was because nobody wanted to have sex with us but that wasn’t the purpose of the chat - it was just to have a chat. But more likely it was because other than a group of singles having fun most couples stayed with themselves. While this is no problem (we don’t always “swing”) it seemed incredibly tame. So unfortunately for us it failed on the social level and the sexual level. To cap it all the drinks were the most expensive I have ever had in a swingers club. We don’t exoect to go again but wish it every continued success

Date: 17 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited yesterday on 15th What can we say it was are first ever club Experience and what a lovely place and we had a great time and meet some lovely. Already booking are next trip there. Date: 16 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	This is our go to club, we find the atmosphere respectful and fun. We had a great Friday night exploring the different rooms and a great time in the pool… Date: 16 January 2022

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