The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fun
	Our 1st visit to VA and enjoyed the experience in the sun, will indulge more next time Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Fun
	Another day on Va. Lot of sun and fun. Thank you again also for nice staff , food and drink. Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Fun
	Attended a team player party within VA. We had a great night, lovely club Date: 15 June 2022

Rating: Avoid
	Our experience was not great. The property itself is filthy, with no sign of any maintenance for years. The website claims the building has charm and character, in truth it is stuck on the side of a busy dual carriageway, it's overgrown, covered in cobwebbs and feels dirty and seedy. The hotel is not actually a hotel, more like tired old rooms attached to the club, with no staff. Don't try to call anyone if you have any issues because they won't answer. The rooms are very expensive for what they are, probably best to be drunk before sleeping there. We have read that they are great hosts, that may be the case, but they are not good managers at all. The view from the room window was hundreds of cigarette butts and old beer glasses, no doubt from previous nights that had not been cleaned up. Not very appealing and if they can't get that right, how clean is everything else. Not somewhere we would want to get naked. In the end, we turn around and drove the 2.5 hours home, as we just could not bring ourselves to stay in a place that dirty. Communicating with the club has been difficult and slow. They have now refunded part our the fee paid for the room and our membership has been cancelled. We would never return and in all conscience could not recommend it to anyone. Date: 9 June 2022

Rating: Avoid

Our experience was not great. The property itself is filthy, with no sign of any maintenance for years. The website claims the building has charm and character, in truth it is stuck on the side of a busy dual carriageway, it's overgrown, covered in cobwebbs and feels dirty and seedy. The hotel is not actually a hotel, more like tired old rooms attached to the club, with no staff. Don't try to call anyone if you have any issues because they won't answer. The rooms are very expensive for what they are, probably best to be drunk before sleeping there.

We have read that they are great hosts, that may be the case, but they are not good managers at all.

The view from the room window was hundreds of cigarette butts and old beer glasses, no doubt from previous nights that had not been cleaned up. Not very appealing and if they can't get that right, how clean is everything else. Not somewhere we would want to get naked.

In the end, we turn around and drove the 2.5 hours home, as we just could not bring ourselves to stay in a place that dirty.

Communicating with the club has been difficult and slow. They have now refunded part our the fee paid for the room and our membership has been cancelled. We would never return and in all conscience could not recommend it to anyone.

Date: 9 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	had a lovely day relaxing in the jacuzzi /pool .. weather was perfect.. lovely people .. lovely hosts .. good value for money.. one of the best venues i have been to.. definitely go again xx Date: 8 June 2022

Rating: OK
	Went to VA for first time, love it. Everyone was welcoming and super friendly. The hot tub is heaven x Date: 5 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Just Mr attended milf club. Was a fab day. Defo worth the trip! Nice club and friendly clientele.will be back with the mrs! Date: 1 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great milf club today. Plenty of sexy people and naughty fun going on. Love this club. Staff are fab… good mix of people. Definitely enjoyed myself (k) look forward to the next visit Date: 1 June 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	A great MIlF day at VA today. Lots of sexy friendly people. Plenty of action in the tub and playrooms, what more could you ask for on a Wednesday. Thank you to you gorgeous human beings for making it a fun one. Orla & Lewis xxx Date: 1 June 2022

Rating: Fun
	Went first time after covid, staff was wonderful and very welcoming, venue pristine and gathering was very nice too! Will visit again soon. We met many nice couples and played with them. Date: 30 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited last night for 'Forbidden fantasies'. As always it didn't dissapoint, a great vibe and lots of friendly gorgeous people. Please come say hi and swap veri's if we played or chatted.x Date: 29 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Despite several false starts to visiting VA, our first night was to Bi Night on Friday. We were immediately taken aback by the modern and well dressed interior as we were shown round by the amazing host! The staff were warm, friendly and welcoming without being pushy or overbearing. The play rooms got very busy and sadly we didn't get time to have a dip in the naturally filtered hot tub. Although the rooms were busy there appeared to be a good mix of genders. For us the only thing missing is private rooms to play in but they do have hotel rooms on site which we weren't in a position to book on this visit. We will definitely be going back! Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Despite several false starts to visiting VA, our first night was to Bi Night on Friday.

We were immediately taken aback by the modern and well dressed interior as we were shown round by the amazing host!

The staff were warm, friendly and welcoming without being pushy or overbearing.

The play rooms got very busy and sadly we didn't get time to have a dip in the naturally filtered hot tub.

Although the rooms were busy there appeared to be a good mix of genders.

For us the only thing missing is private rooms to play in but they do have hotel rooms on site which we weren't in a position to book on this visit.

We will definitely be going back!

Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: OK
	Many thanks to Paul and the VA team for another fantastic Bi night last night. So much fun and frolics going on…… we can hardly wait for the next one xx Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fun filled night at VA Great atmosphere and super friendly staff Was great to see some friends and make some new ones A must place to visit P.s. watch out for the Vodka jelly babies lol Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fantastic night. Nice relaxed and friendly ambience, great host and amazing people. Nice venue offers a lot of places for fun including DJ and dance floor. Recommend to visit if you haven’t yet Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fun
	Our 1st bi night last night (27th May), all we can say is wow! We have only ever been on Saturdays before and found them quiet and tame. However, Friday bi nights are the place to be! We had so much fun playing and the crowd were amazing! We love the diversity of the clientele on bi nights, definitely the only night to attend for us from now on. Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	TO THE PERSON WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP MY GIRLFRIENDS SHOES - PLEASE DROP US A MESSAGE Another great night at this amazing club, gorgeous people everywhere & a fuck ton of naughtiness! Can’t wait to get back for the next one xx Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	My first time at the VA and I’m Very impressed, was a superb night, met many lovely people and will certainly be back! Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another Fabulous bi night Tattooed talent as always so lovely, and the staff are always friendly. The atmosphere was amazing again. There was a slight issue but Kim was right on it she is amazing Date: 28 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to the MILF club event again a couple of weeks ago, lovely time and met some really nice people Date: 27 May 2022

Rating: Fun
	First visit to this club on Saturday, great place with a relaxed atmosphere, music was good and drinks fairly priced. Still newbies so we enjoyed just soaking up the atmosphere. Loved the couples area, one day we’ll get brave and venture to the other rooms x Date: 23 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another wonderful evening at VA. Staff superb as ever (despite being 2 bar staff down) with lots of sexy and fun people to chat and play with. If we met, feel free to say Hi! Happy fabbing all! Date: 22 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Travelled up from Kent and attended Saturday 21st May. Well what can we say, what a great place and definitely worth the distance. A well kept venue, clean, nicely decorated. Very friendly staff, other couples who attended were just so friendly. So many people just wanted to sit and chat. The whole experience was amazing. Open plan rooms, no closed off areas. Which was different to where we've previously been. But after relaxing and getting used to the environment. We was happy enough to join in which we'd say was more voyeurism than a swingers club. A few did do the whole swap thing, but most just played amongst themselves. This suited us as we are still very new to the scene. Will definitely be coming back. Rented a room, ok the room we had was not great. Comfortable bed, but in Need of decorating. But it's somewhere to sleep and that's fine. Checked out the superior rooms, so when we go again. We know which room to hopefully get next time. Would be worth the extra money, for the extra comfort. Looking forward to visiting again hopefully soon Date: 22 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Travelled up from Kent and attended Saturday 21st May. Well what can we say, what a great place and definitely worth the distance. A well kept venue, clean, nicely decorated. Very friendly staff, other couples who attended were just so friendly. So many people just wanted to sit and chat. The whole experience was amazing. Open plan rooms, no closed off areas. Which was different to where we've previously been. But after relaxing and getting used to the environment. We was happy enough to join in which we'd say was more voyeurism than a swingers club. A few did do the whole swap thing, but most just played amongst themselves. This suited us as we are still very new to the scene. Will definitely be coming back. Rented a room, ok the room we had was not great. Comfortable bed, but in Need of decorating. But it's somewhere to sleep and that's fine. Checked out the superior rooms, so when we go again. We know which room to hopefully get next time. Would be worth the extra money, for the extra comfort. Looking forward to visiting again hopefully soon

Date: 22 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at VA. A sexy select crowd with enough action for everyone to get involved. Can't wait for the next one xx Date: 21 May 2022

Rating: Fun
	Was a quiet night at VA but that didn't stop it being a great night. Very relaxed atmosphere with great people and as always the staff were excellent. Date: 21 May 2022

Rating: OK
	The staff at this club are wonderful.. We attended Freakey Friday, singles and couple night and had a fun time. The crowd at VA are always fun x Date: 21 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went on the 13th for the first time in an age. Club looks amazing with the change round and the staff did a great job through out the night. We had a blast and defo will be heading back soon x Date: 16 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Been again at VA last night and we really enjoyed. It's our favourite club, staff is always kind and available, lots of open rooms and nice big hot tub. We like music of DJ Mark. We had fun with other ladies and couples, looking forward to be there again Date: 8 May 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Once again VA proves its one on Uk best. Great time last night and we met a few great couples...thks for the splendid night...until next time....keep that pool bubbling.... Date: 8 May 2022

Rating: Fun
	Went for the first time to VA last night. The bar staff and welcoming crew we’re absolutely lovely. And the host Pink Flamingo was stunning and great. Great atmosphere there. Everything is open rooms. The sound system and dj was banging too. Great night Date: 7 May 2022

Rating: OK
	What a fantastic night once again hosted by Kim such a nice crowd this is a must go place, my girlfriend attended and loved it xxxxx see u in two Saturdays x Date: 7 May 2022

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