The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: OK
	Went to the VA last night, was ok all in all. 1) The venue - is nice and clean overall. Theres an outdoor and indoor jacuzzi, dance floor, lots of bar seating (could do with more comfier seats than barstools though). Theres a large orgy room as well but no private rooms. Weirdly there was a ginger cat wandering around the disco and sadly the couples room smelled like dogs. I think they allow pets on the furniture in there. Only that room smelled that way. The dungeon is a bit naff. Not really a dungeon at all, just a corner with a swing in it, and everything else just looks like furniture. I guess its more for aesthetics than actual use. 3) Staff/owners - Super friendly and were happy to help. They bring snacks out at midnight free of charge which is very nice of them. That part cannot be faulted at all. They are great hosts. 4) OUR Experience - It was quite the older crowd on the night we went, most were 50+ and we are younger. But what put us off were the 3 or 4 old men in there wandering around perving. They served no purpose to the atmosphere or pleasure of the night. For example, we were in the orgy room, and everyone was naked playing and this old pervert fully dressed in a longsleeved rugby top and looking overall very scruffy sat on a side table in the middle of it all staring at the couples drinking a pint. Like we were just there for his entertainment. It was so off-putting we just got dressed and left the room. Not sure why these old single men are there on a saturday night but it ruined it for us. Overall I recommend this place for the older more experienced swingers that just want to have abit of a dance, a few drinks and a bit of a play. Probably wouldnt go back again ourselves though Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: OK

Went to the VA last night, was ok all in all.

1) The venue - is nice and clean overall. Theres an outdoor and indoor jacuzzi, dance floor, lots of bar seating (could do with more comfier seats than barstools though). Theres a large orgy room as well but no private rooms.

Weirdly there was a ginger cat wandering around the disco and sadly the couples room smelled like dogs. I think they allow pets on the furniture in there. Only that room smelled that way.

The dungeon is a bit naff. Not really a dungeon at all, just a corner with a swing in it, and everything else just looks like furniture. I guess its more for aesthetics than actual use.

3) Staff/owners - Super friendly and were happy to help. They bring snacks out at midnight free of charge which is very nice of them. That part cannot be faulted at all. They are great hosts.

4) OUR Experience - It was quite the older crowd on the night we went, most were 50+ and we are younger. But what put us off were the 3 or 4 old men in there wandering around perving. They served no purpose to the atmosphere or pleasure of the night. For example, we were in the orgy room, and everyone was naked playing and this old pervert fully dressed in a longsleeved rugby top and looking overall very scruffy sat on a side table in the middle of it all staring at the couples drinking a pint. Like we were just there for his entertainment. It was so off-putting we just got dressed and left the room.

Not sure why these old single men are there on a saturday night but it ruined it for us.

Overall I recommend this place for the older more experienced swingers that just want to have abit of a dance, a few drinks and a bit of a play.

Probably wouldnt go back again ourselves though

Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is the club that keeps on giving and it certainly gave us a hot, steamy night on Saturday. As always DJ Egg on his House Rocks night was awesome playing his set live from the club to Mix-Cloud. Always sexy fun to be had as this club attracts lots of hot sexy people. Special thanks to the VA team who make you most welcome and the new bar staff are very pleasing on the eye. And those free shots later in the evening slipped down a treat… thank you Lee & Sam xxxx Date: 5 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous

VA is the club that keeps on giving and it certainly gave us a hot, steamy night on Saturday. As always DJ Egg on his House Rocks night was awesome playing his set live from the club to Mix-Cloud. Always sexy fun to be had as this club attracts

lots of hot sexy people. Special thanks to the VA team who make you most welcome and the new bar staff are very pleasing on the eye. And those free shots later in the evening slipped down a treat… thank you Lee & Sam xxxx

Date: 5 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Great Saturday night. Lots of sexy people and fantastic atmosphere. Special thanks to the members of the staff that helped us with our little request. See you all soon xx Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to House Rocks on Saturday. Our second visit to this club and it never disappoints. Wonderful surroundings. We played together in the pool, until towards the end of the evening when we found the most beautiful couple on the beds next to the pool. Lots of fun was had. If you were that couple please get in touch. It was great to see Kate playing with you two x Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: OK
	Came here with my wife on Saturday from up north. Never attended a club before. Wife was super nervous and after a shaky start we started to relax and enjoyed a great night. Super sexy gorgeous people wall to wall. Great staff, great surroundings, great value bar, put us at ease enough for my wife and I to play together and she enjoyed herself way more than either of us thought. If any of you guys remember us thanks for a super horny night and can’t wait to go again. X Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: OK

Came here with my wife on Saturday from up north. Never attended a club before. Wife was super nervous and after a shaky start we started to relax and enjoyed a great night. Super sexy gorgeous people wall to wall. Great staff, great surroundings, great value bar, put us at ease enough for my wife and I to play together and she enjoyed herself way more than either of us thought. If any of you guys remember us thanks for a super horny night and can’t wait to go again. X

Date: 4 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our third visit to MILF Club on a Wednesday afternoon and it's still our favourite event/venue. The staff are all so friendly and they dealt with the guys wearing clothes in the play areas efficiently. Hot tub was lovely and warm, everywhere was clean as usual, the couples room stayed as a couples room and the buffet was very well needed! Plenty of people attending - couples, single guys and single women and everyone was lovely. Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Our third visit to MILF Club on a Wednesday afternoon and it's still our favourite event/venue. The staff are all so friendly and they dealt with the guys wearing clothes in the play areas efficiently. Hot tub was lovely and warm, everywhere was clean as usual, the couples room stayed as a couples room and the buffet was very well needed!

Plenty of people attending - couples, single guys and single women and everyone was lovely.

Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	First time visiting VA yesterday for the MILF Wednesday event, and what a nice place it is, and probably even better on a Friday/Saturday night, there was a mix of regulars and newbies, but all in all a great day spent with like minded people Date: 1 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	First time here and a single guy! Lovely club, lovely people all round. Very friendly and luxurious :) the red wine was delicious :) which is rare :) Met some very friendly people that made me very welcome. Will definitely be back for more of this place :) well done Jules and the team :) Dave xx Date: 31 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We're a bit late leaving this review, but we had a fabulous time at the festival of fun a few weeks back! It was our first time at the VA and we'll definitely be back. In fact we're planning to go to the Chic black tie event in December... Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Many thanks to Jules, Chris and the team. A brilliant weekend of fun, relaxation and partying. The atmosphere and facilities are second to none. You cannot help but have a good time. Love Kx Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic camping weekend at this absolutely fabulous location. It really is one of my happy places. Jules, Chris and all of their very hard-working staff worked tirelessly the whole weekend to ensure everybody was having a fantastic time. The DJs were absolutely brilliant, and the whole weekend just perfect, even the food was awesome, with vegan and vegetarian meals on the menu. It really is far more than a venue or a club, it's a place for the community to get together and build magic memories. A massive thank you to Jules and Chris and everything that they and their amazing space brings to the lifestyle. Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic camping weekend at this absolutely fabulous location.

It really is one of my happy places.

Jules, Chris and all of their very hard-working staff worked tirelessly the whole weekend to ensure everybody was having a fantastic time.

The DJs were absolutely brilliant, and the whole weekend just perfect, even the food was awesome, with vegan and vegetarian meals on the menu.

It really is far more than a venue or a club, it's a place for the community to get together and build magic memories.

A massive thank you to Jules and Chris and everything that they and their amazing space brings to the lifestyle.

Date: 30 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Fabulous night at VA on Saturday night, met some wonderful people especially Para Dos and “me Julie” as I called her. (Please get in touch). Also would be nice to hear from the couple I was dancing with (mr tattoo & beard man and sexy partner in the blue underwear). VA truly is the best club we’ve been to and will be going again x Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Amazing day/night had yesterday Brilliant crowd and amazing atmosphere. Thanks again for a brilliant time ;) Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Wow What a fabulous couple of nights we have had The VA pulls in such a good crowd and no wonder The staff work so hard to ensure their customers have the best night The music keeps the crowd dancing helping to create that certain atmosphere before people disappear to the hot tub and play rooms Even the out side lux lounge with a live acoustic set to help chill on a Sunday evening Simpley the best Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: OK

Wow

What a fabulous couple of nights we have had

The VA pulls in such a good crowd and no wonder

The staff work so hard to ensure their customers have the best night

The music keeps the crowd dancing helping to create that certain atmosphere before people disappear to the hot tub and play rooms

Even the out side lux lounge with a live acoustic set to help chill on a Sunday evening

Simpley the best

Date: 29 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a brilliant time Friday night at VA. Super sexy crowd full of old and new faces. A cock shaped shot trey was a first for us ! Love you guys O&L xx Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Last minute decision to attend the VA Ibiza party with my wife, and oh boy, what a good decision that was! Had a fantastic evening ... the tunes were amazing, everybody was friendly and incredibly sexy, just wished we could have stayed longer. Our first visit, and certainly not our last x Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	The Vanilla Alternative certainly smashed it last night!!!! The Ibiza vibe arrived in Tempsford aided by DJ Peter Andrews who had the club rocking and resident DJ Egg, the music was fantastic and the dance floor was heaving all night. It’s fair to say as a regular guest at VA, last night was probably our best night to date. The clientele was super sexy and plenty of playing was being enjoyed. Many thanks go to the VA team who work tirelessly and in unison with each other enabling a super friendly club where nothing is too much trouble. Looking forward to more great nights Love Para & Dos xxxxx Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

The Vanilla Alternative certainly smashed it last night!!!!

The Ibiza vibe arrived in Tempsford aided by DJ Peter Andrews who had the club rocking and resident DJ Egg, the music was fantastic and the dance floor was heaving all night. It’s fair to say as a regular guest at VA, last night was probably our best night to date. The clientele was super sexy and plenty of playing was being enjoyed. Many thanks go to the VA team who work tirelessly and in unison with each other enabling a super friendly club where nothing is too much trouble. Looking forward to more great nights Love Para & Dos xxxxx

Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: OK
	We visited VA as a couple, it was fantastic night..We love how they have done the new rooms, and partitioned the jacuzzi area with plenty of space. We played with a shy couple who were newbies just before midnight near the Jacuzzi beds. Please get in touch. We will be visiting again soon... Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Just left the ibiza night,what a great evening, our only regret is we didn't book for the weekend, will definitely be returning Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Just left VA first time here ... wish we could have stayed longer .. super friendly staff and great mix of people.. May have been our first visit but won't be our last xxx Date: 28 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	The bi night was amazing fun(our new best thing!) we met some fab people and hope to meet up with them again! Without doubt, our favourite club. Staff were amazing, people friendly and plenty of sexy fun had! Thanks you xx Date: 27 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great time on Saturday at the Behind closed doors event. Can't believe how busy it was and everyone looked like they were having a great time ??. Hubby loved the glory hole wall and both of us enjoyed the hot tub. We loved playing with a gorgeous couple in one of the playrooms, and a sexy red head and her bearded 'diver' in the hot tub. Can't wait to come back! Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had THE BEST NIGHT EVER at behind closed doors WILD event on Saturday. A night specifically designed for newbies to the scene. The place was packed full of all ages and levels of experience. It gave the perfect reflection of a typical good club night. We chatted to so many new faces and Gizmo and Kitty were the most fantastic hosts ?? attentive and friendly and made the night amazing. Can't wait for September's newbie night... its our new fave night x Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Had THE BEST NIGHT EVER at behind closed doors WILD event on Saturday. A night specifically designed for newbies to the scene. The place was packed full of all ages and levels of experience. It gave the perfect reflection of a typical good club night. We chatted to so many new faces and Gizmo and Kitty were the most fantastic hosts ?? attentive and friendly and made the night amazing.

Can't wait for September's newbie night... its our new fave night x

Date: 22 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Had an amazing night at VA last for the Behind Closed Doors -Wild Newbies night, was sooo busy and a great atmosphere, Gizmo and Kitty hosting absolutely smashed it out the park last night. Met and chatted with loads of sexy couples and had a bit of a play in the playrooms as well. Great place ..... Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Excellent evening spent at the Wild- Behind closed doors event. Great job by Grizmo and Kitty and staff well done. Awesome people attended, everyone looked gorgeous. Met some lovely newbies too. If we chatted come say hi. xxx C Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the first Behind Closed Doors event last night. It was hosted by Kitty & Gizmo and was absolutely brilliant. There were well over 100 people there and the atmosphere was electric. They playrooms were busy, the hot tub was buzzing and lots of people chatting and having a great time. A brilliant club and can’t wait to visit again. Date: 21 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	Had such a good time at the FoF. Great atmosphere, place was buzzing. Nice to catch up with some familiar faces and have lots of outdoor fun! Hats off to all the amazing staff as always x Date: 17 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great day in the sun in the Lux lounge, followed by a very fun evening playing with some couples. Great venue, clean tidy and classy. Thanks for all that helped us enjoy the evening. Date: 15 August 2022

Rating: OK
	Thanks to Jules Chris and Brian for looking after us today in the sun . We even had a naked ring girl demonstrating the lunch menu which was lovely ( chicken breast wet down very well) . Relaxing afternoon had by all although managed to squeeze in a roady at the end ! Thanks again guys Tony Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fun
	First time at VA for the couples/single ladies night on Saturday 14th, and it was a good one! Met lots of lovely people... It would've been nice to have a few more private play areas, but we had a great time anyway and I'm sure we'll be back soon. We were the couple in blue suit/white shirt (him) and black dress (her) if you want to say hi :) Date: 14 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our first visit to VA and we did it with style we decided to try the full Weekender camping drinking and basically having lots of fun , couldn’t fault the event , amazingly well organised and the staff where all brilliant , and to top it off the weather was spot on :) we will for sure be going to the Next FOF and meeting so many fun people , drop us a hello if you remember us from the weekend Shane and Vicky x Date: 12 August 2022

Rating: Fabulous

This was our first visit to VA and we did it with style we decided to try the full Weekender camping drinking and basically having lots of fun , couldn’t fault the event , amazingly well organised and the staff where all brilliant , and to top it off the weather was spot on :) we will for sure be going to the Next FOF and meeting so many fun people , drop us a hello if you remember us from the weekend

Shane and Vicky x

Date: 12 August 2022

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