The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended on Saturday for our 2nd visit with my wife and friends, and what else can we say apart from Wow, what a brilliant night. So much fun was had, and the mix of people was brilliant to see. It’s a shame that some small minded people don’t seem to see that a club is a diverse environment for everyone, and goes against what the club environment is, for people having fun, and enjoying themselves, without judgement being thrown around. If people don’t want to attend because it’s not what they think attractiveness is, then the club is better off without them. Date: 12 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Attended on Saturday for our 2nd visit with my wife and friends, and what else can we say apart from Wow, what a brilliant night. So much fun was had, and the mix of people was brilliant to see.

It’s a shame that some small minded people don’t seem to see that a club is a diverse environment for everyone, and goes against what the club environment is, for people having fun, and enjoying themselves, without judgement being thrown around. If people don’t want to attend because it’s not what they think attractiveness is, then the club is better off without them.

Date: 12 September 2023

Rating: Fun
	We decided to take advantage of the heatwave (The last hurrah) and go to the Lux Lounge on Saturday. It was a shame that there wasn't loads of people there and the lockers were restricted to the mini bar hut. On the plus side, we made the most of the sun and topped up our vitamin D in the buff. The gloves and Rhinos were the star of the show, sending shivers down the spines of those people who wanted to see why Miss Devil was writhing about. Beast made two couples experience his gluv-lurve sales pitch: which went down quite nicely and helped him overcome his shyness. More days like this? Yes please! Date: 10 September 2023

Rating: Fun

We decided to take advantage of the heatwave (The last hurrah) and go to the Lux Lounge on Saturday. It was a shame that there wasn't loads of people there and the lockers were restricted to the mini bar hut. On the plus side, we made the most of the sun and topped up our vitamin D in the buff.

The gloves and Rhinos were the star of the show, sending shivers down the spines of those people who wanted to see why Miss Devil was writhing about. Beast made two couples experience his gluv-lurve sales pitch: which went down quite nicely and helped him overcome his shyness.

More days like this? Yes please!

Date: 10 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a FANTASTIC first experience of VA. My partner and I attended the couples and females Saturday party and it was buzzing! Loved the interaction and self introductions made. Although we were confident in our being there, perhaps we had a touch of shyness to us? By the end of the night that was alllll but gone. We had the hottest time with two other couples. Thank you to the ladies Lucy and Fiona what a tasty play that was! Hot all round - the people and weather! We stayed in room 7, the facilities were clean and cosy. The club is now our favourite! We will absolutely be coming back xx Feel free to get in touch if you saw us. We totally forgot to get FAB accounts from people xx Date: 10 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What a FANTASTIC first experience of VA. My partner and I attended the couples and females Saturday party and it was buzzing! Loved the interaction and self introductions made. Although we were confident in our being there, perhaps we had a touch of shyness to us? By the end of the night that was alllll but gone. We had the hottest time with two other couples. Thank you to the ladies Lucy and Fiona what a tasty play that was!

Hot all round - the people and weather!

We stayed in room 7, the facilities were clean and cosy.

The club is now our favourite! We will absolutely be coming back xx

Feel free to get in touch if you saw us. We totally forgot to get FAB accounts from people xx

Date: 10 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended for the first time last night with some friends and wow - what a club! Definitely our new favourite place. Such a good mix of people. Outside area was amazing. So clean. And Brian is just fabulous. Will see you again soon x Date: 10 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	This club certainly knows how to set up a great party vibe and today it did just that out side at The Lux Lounge. The weather was kind and who wouldn’t like having Fun in the sun -:) Lots of new faces too plus the regulars makes it always exciting. Wicked day with a huge shout out Emma & Izzy the gorgeous staff who help make this club what it is...Even la la helped on her day off ha ha xx Date: 7 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous

This club certainly knows how to set up a great party vibe and today it did just that out side at The Lux Lounge.

The weather was kind and who wouldn’t like having Fun in the sun -:)

Lots of new faces too plus the regulars makes it always exciting.

Wicked day with a huge shout out Emma & Izzy the gorgeous staff who help make this club what it is...Even la la helped on her day off ha ha xx

Date: 7 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	A fabulous day at milf club today. A big shout out to the two lovely ladies who work so hard so everyone has a great time. Lovely weather, lovely people and lots of play x Date: 6 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	As always the VA team set us up for a fab day in the Lux Lounge. Gorgeous weather, lots of fun was had and a very nice buffet to keep us energised. Till next time VA. Date: 6 September 2023

Rating: Fun
	It was hot outside and inside at Milf Club this afternoon, lots of fun to be had, it never disappoints, will be back again soon Date: 6 September 2023

Rating: OK
	Our first visit to VA last night and we had a great time. Very welcoming staff and a great club tour by Brian. Met the lovely J & C who we chatted with in the bar area for a good while. Unfortunately on this occasion we missed each other in the play areas. Blue and I still had a great time in the dungeon area while others around us enjoyed the room. Hope to be back soon. Date: 3 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What an absolutely fabulous night celebrating Mr Benns 1st birthday bash!!! Music was on point like always with the gorgeous Bi Night DJ, saw some amazing dancers strutting their stuff on the dance floor. Great to socialise with such good friends and also have some fun while we are there. We personally think out of the clubs we have been to this CLUB is the club to attend. It’s clean & tidy, hot tub is big, open playrooms & of course the dungeon! The staff/team who work SO hard to make sure everything runs smoothly are incredible. can’t wait for next time xx. Date: 2 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What an absolutely fabulous night celebrating Mr Benns 1st birthday bash!!! Music was on point like always with the gorgeous Bi Night DJ, saw some amazing dancers strutting their stuff on the dance floor. Great to socialise with such good friends and also have some fun while we are there. We personally think out of the clubs we have been to this CLUB is the club to attend. It’s clean & tidy, hot tub is big, open playrooms & of course the dungeon! The staff/team who work SO hard to make sure everything runs smoothly are incredible. can’t wait for next time xx.

Date: 2 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Thank you to everybody at the VA for another fantastic weekender. The good vibes certainly flowed throughout the weekend, with everybody having a really good time on the dance floor and around the outdoor hot tub. Absolutely brilliant memories made and such a fabulous way to end the festival season. Thank you so much to all the staff. Date: 1 September 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Good vibes weekender at VA certainly did just that…..it was Good Vibes all weekend. Probably one of our best weekends we have ever attended at the VA, it just rolled all weekend…. With fun people and great music. Thanks to everyone at the VA who made all the weekends so much fun this summer xx Date: 1 September 2023

Rating: OK
	We stayed in the hotel for the ‘Good Vibes’ weekend and what a blast it was right from the start …. The staff are such an amazing friendly bunch, from the minute we got there to the sad time we left ….. the club itself has its own special layout, and given our lifestyle could not be more perfect….. we have to travel a bit to get to this gem, but will be visiting regularly as the trip is sooooo worth it ……… we enjoyed getting around everyone and adding to the event, the dancing, organising games, with the partying and frolics and sexy fun …….. this club is just to die for on so many levels and we are so glad we visited and will be back as soon as possible ……. Thank you and big hugs for all that you do, from the owner to the staff from Tats1 and Tats2 xxx Date: 31 August 2023

Rating: OK

We stayed in the hotel for the ‘Good Vibes’ weekend and what a blast it was right from the start …. The staff are such an amazing friendly bunch, from the minute we got there to the sad time we left ….. the club itself has its own special layout, and given our lifestyle could not be more perfect….. we have to travel a bit to get to this gem, but will be visiting regularly as the trip is sooooo worth it ……… we enjoyed getting around everyone and adding to the event, the dancing, organising games, with the partying and frolics and sexy fun …….. this club is just to die for on so many levels and we are so glad we visited and will be back as soon as possible ……. Thank you and big hugs for all that you do, from the owner to the staff from Tats1 and Tats2 xxx

Date: 31 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow wow wow they really know how to host the most amazing festivals. Having been to both Festival of fun and most recently Good Vibes weekender I highly recommend this amazing club. I have been coming to VA for a number of years now and have always loved it. The hard work that Jules, Chris and the team (not forgetting the lovely Brian of course) is second to none. They have made this club what it is. Thank you so much xxx PJ xxx Date: 29 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Wow wow wow they really know how to host the most amazing festivals. Having been to both Festival of fun and most recently Good Vibes weekender I highly recommend this amazing club. I have been coming to VA for a number of years now and have always loved it. The hard work that Jules, Chris and the team (not forgetting the lovely Brian of course) is second to none. They have made this club what it is. Thank you so much xxx PJ xxx

Date: 29 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We camped out at VA'S summer Vibes weekend (25th-27th August). What an amazing weekend we had. Great atmosphere, friendly and very playful guests, top notch facilities and lots of naughty fun was had. Sensory overload. Huge thanks to Jules and the team for all their hard work. We will be back soon. Date: 28 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the Good vibes weekender and wow what a weekend. We met some beautiful fun and sexy people. This place is fantastic and very welcoming. Started off Friday day drinking in the sun met a beautiful single lady who we both shared later in our room, Finished off with an orgy in the couples room, wow what a show it was. if you get the chance to visit this club … enjoy you will not be disappointed. Say hi if you saw us xx :) love A and R xxx Date: 28 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the Good vibes weekender and wow what a weekend. We met some beautiful fun and sexy people. This place is fantastic and very welcoming. Started off Friday day drinking in the sun met a beautiful single lady who we both shared later in our room,

Finished off with an orgy in the couples room, wow what a show it was. if you get the chance to visit this club … enjoy you will not be disappointed. Say hi if you saw us xx :) love A and R xxx

Date: 28 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We've been visiting VA regularly now since January and what a place. Staff are so friendly and the facilities are excellent. We've never left disappointed and last night was the best night so far. Already planning our next visit Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I had a wonderful time at the Ibiza Good Vibes evening event 26/08/2023. First visit for a year and it was amazing. The staff were brilliant and the fellow guests were absolutely stunning. Lots of dancing, flirting and of course lots of sexy moments. Say hello if you remember me xxx Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What can we say about this place, it gets better every time we visit! We attended last night (26th) and there was an amazing vibe. Lots of beautiful people throughout the club and brilliant music all night. Staff, as always, were exceptional and we took advantage of their shuttle service which was prompt and provided excellent value for money. Managed to tick off a full swap and a MMF. Already booked our next trip there. If you are the Polish couple with glasses (apologies if you’re not Polish) who we swapped with please get in touch, we had a great time. Best club we’ve been to by far. Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What can we say about this place, it gets better every time we visit! We attended last night (26th) and there was an amazing vibe. Lots of beautiful people throughout the club and brilliant music all night. Staff, as always, were exceptional and we took advantage of their shuttle service which was prompt and provided excellent value for money. Managed to tick off a full swap and a MMF. Already booked our next trip there. If you are the Polish couple with glasses (apologies if you’re not Polish) who we swapped with please get in touch, we had a great time. Best club we’ve been to by far.

Date: 27 August 2023

Rating: Fun
	This was my first time at a club and I really enjoyed myself. The staff were super friendly and helpful and there were plenty of lovely like-minded people to chat and play with. Looking forward to my next visit when I hope to play more. Date: 26 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We have only been to milf club, as my good lady is relatively new, but to be able to play in a relaxed and friendly environment is priceless! Staff of Fabulous, clientele, wonderful and all-round, a great place to be!! Date: 24 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	This fantastic club just seems to get better and better with some of the friendliest people in attendance around. It’s definitely the plushest club I’ve been too with some really great down to earth players. Today’s Milf Day once again....was absolutely brilliant meeting some new faces and “Play”Play”Play” and for a single guy...That’s “Priceless” lol Thanks VA xx Date: 24 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

This fantastic club just seems to get better and better with some of the friendliest people in attendance around.

It’s definitely the plushest club I’ve been too with some really great down to earth players.

Today’s Milf Day once again....was absolutely brilliant meeting some new faces and “Play”Play”Play” and for a single guy...That’s “Priceless” lol

Thanks VA xx

Date: 24 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had our first club attendance tonight and my word has it been fantastic. The staff were so welcoming, and really helped to put us at ease. And the couples and single women we meet were so friendly and chatty. Met quite a few couples who also on their first VA experience, which was great just getting to know new couples. Well we're just expecting to play alone with it being our first time into the swinging scene, and got to experience our first FFM! Very clean and the hot tub was a fantastic place for socialist and winding down after! Will definetly be looking to book again soon! Date: 20 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Had our first club attendance tonight and my word has it been fantastic. The staff were so welcoming, and really helped to put us at ease. And the couples and single women we meet were so friendly and chatty. Met quite a few couples who also on their first VA experience, which was great just getting to know new couples. Well we're just expecting to play alone with it being our first time into the swinging scene, and got to experience our first FFM! Very clean and the hot tub was a fantastic place for socialist and winding down after! Will definetly be looking to book again soon!

Date: 20 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Been to all the WWW What Women Events at VA so far, they were great from the beginning and they are somehow getting better and better all the time !! The one on 18th August was the busiest yet and with all the inside and outside open (the weather played ball) or was just a fabulous atmosphere. If you've not been to one yet definitely enquire to WWW to get on the guestlist xx Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended my first What Women want event at VA on 18.8.23 although I'm a regular to the club for the mid week Milf event the xtra decorations, drinks and gift on arrival and speedy check in was much appreciated. Was the busiest I had ever seen the place in the whole time I've been going which shows how big this event is getting! Amazing time and facilties, eating lunch outside was a bonus. Excellent place. Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Attended my first What Women want event at VA on 18.8.23 although I'm a regular to the club for the mid week Milf event the xtra decorations, drinks and gift on arrival and speedy check in was much appreciated. Was the busiest I had ever seen the place in the whole time I've been going which shows how big this event is getting! Amazing time and facilties, eating lunch outside was a bonus. Excellent place.

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: OK
	We have both been to the VA separately in the past, so attended the daytime WWW event as a first as a couple. This is a fantastic club with great facilities. The bonus yesterday being the fact that the sun did make an appearance that allowed the Lux Lounge to be open (a novelty for a sumners day in August !). Everyone was friendly and the atmosphere perfect. We will definitely be back when the opportunity arises. N & L Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: OK

We have both been to the VA separately in the past, so attended the daytime WWW event as a first as a couple.

This is a fantastic club with great facilities.

The bonus yesterday being the fact that the sun did make an appearance that allowed the Lux Lounge to be open (a novelty for a sumners day in August !).

Everyone was friendly and the atmosphere perfect.

We will definitely be back when the opportunity arises.

N & L

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Love love love Va ! We ve been to a few clubs now and always come back to Va , it’s such a nice welcoming place , beautifully decorated, fab hot tub and amazing outside space weather permitting, and the staff are second to none. if you have nt been before definitely give it a go ! X Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fun
	3rd time going to the Vanilla Alternative and it did not disappoint. Everything is clean, the outside was opened and staff is really nice. Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: OK
	I went to my fist www daytime event here and it's a great venue. They were not sure if the outside would be open due to a wet morning, but but on cue it brightened up, and outside space in the sun was a hedonistic view of intertwined bodies around the pool. The inside spaces were all clean and fantastic to chat and play with all the other friendly guests. I'll definitely be back. J x Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: OK

I went to my fist www daytime event here and it's a great venue. They were not sure if the outside would be open due to a wet morning, but but on cue it brightened up, and outside space in the sun was a hedonistic view of intertwined bodies around the pool. The inside spaces were all clean and fantastic to chat and play with all the other friendly guests. I'll definitely be back. J x

Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited the club for the first time yesterday for the www event and it is hands down one of the best venues I have ever been to. Easy to locate, the hosts were amazing and the various section were great fun to use. Will definitely try to attend more events there Date: 19 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the club for the first time today, not my first club, but definitely a favourite after today. Staff are brilliant, bringing snacks out for lunch was unexpected but very welcoming. Excellent facilities and very clean. The clientele that I chatted with were all friendly and really nice. Special mention to S & her partner S. Likewise to B&J Will be going again next week. Guys give this venue a visit you won’t be disappointed. Date: 16 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I visited the club for the first time today, not my first club, but definitely a favourite after today. Staff are brilliant, bringing snacks out for lunch was unexpected but very welcoming.

Excellent facilities and very clean. The clientele that I chatted with were all friendly and really nice. Special mention to S & her partner S. Likewise to B&J

Will be going again next week. Guys give this venue a visit you won’t be disappointed.

Date: 16 August 2023

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