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Rating: Fun
	We had a amazing time at our first bi night meet some lovely people and had lots off fun music was high but we was able to hold a conversation ok... overall a great night and can't wait to return ?? Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended my first bi-night on Friday for Mr Bens debut. Absolutely loved it!! Had some amazingly naughty fun with some very sexy ladies and gorgeous guys. Couldn’t get enough of the attention… much love to you all :-) Spoke to management about the music levels being a little high and they totally agreed and took it on board. Do love a club that listens to their attendees to enhance their experiences x Looking forward to going back and meeting some more of the sexiness that attends this special club xx Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK

Attended my first bi-night on Friday for Mr Bens debut. Absolutely loved it!! Had some amazingly naughty fun with some very sexy ladies and gorgeous guys. Couldn’t get enough of the attention… much love to you all :-)

Spoke to management about the music levels being a little high and they totally agreed and took it on board. Do love a club that listens to their attendees to enhance their experiences x

Looking forward to going back and meeting some more of the sexiness that attends this special club xx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	It’s fair to say VA2’s House Rocks night is our favourite night of the month. There is always a great vibe when Mark Eldridge is playing his set. Love the music, love the club and love all the sexy people. And of course a special thank you to Chris & Jules and the VA Team who work hard to make this club so special Lots of naughtiness …… what more could you ask for? xxx Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

It’s fair to say VA2’s House Rocks night is our favourite night of the month. There is always a great vibe when Mark Eldridge is playing his set. Love the music, love the club and love all the sexy people. And of course a special thank you to Chris & Jules and the VA Team who work hard to make this club so special

Lots of naughtiness …… what more could you ask for?

xxx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended Mr Bens Big Bi Night. The first thing to say is I had an amazing time and was lucky enough to meet some great people. This is second visit to VA the last being pre COVID and pre the refit. The club is amazing so clean and laid out really well, the staff, especially the ones behind the bar are really lovely and friendly. The club has changed a lot since my last visit, the crowd has gotten much younger, the single guys a bit more in your face and I hate to say it lacked a bit of club etiquette. There was less bi action than before and hardly any other tgirls compared to my last visit (may be just on this occasion). The music is really loud, it is hard to have a conversation and is tailored to a younger audience still fun though - i went to bed at 2am as had to be up in the morning. I was staying at VA hotel, and OMG the music went on to 4am and the bass was so bad it vibrated the glasses off the shelf! Apparently the after party goes on. The club has moved with the times, and its more my problem getting older lol it definitely wouldn't stop me going again - in fact i cant wait to go back! On Mr Ben - he didnt stop, making sure everyone was having a great time. Thank you VA and staff for an amazing evening. xx Lola xx Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK

Attended Mr Bens Big Bi Night. The first thing to say is I had an amazing time and was lucky enough to meet some great people.

This is second visit to VA the last being pre COVID and pre the refit.

The club is amazing so clean and laid out really well, the staff, especially the ones behind the bar are really lovely and friendly.

The club has changed a lot since my last visit, the crowd has gotten much younger, the single guys a bit more in your face and I hate to say it lacked a bit of club etiquette.

There was less bi action than before and hardly any other tgirls compared to my last visit (may be just on this occasion).

The music is really loud, it is hard to have a conversation and is tailored to a younger audience still fun though - i went to bed at 2am as had to be up in the morning. I was staying at VA hotel, and OMG the music went on to 4am and the bass was so bad it vibrated the glasses off the shelf! Apparently the after party goes on.

The club has moved with the times, and its more my problem getting older lol it definitely wouldn't stop me going again - in fact i cant wait to go back!

On Mr Ben - he didnt stop, making sure everyone was having a great time.

Thank you VA and staff for an amazing evening. xx Lola xx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
	We love this club and due to circumstances not been able to attend for a long while. Bi nights used to be our favourite night. Me (Boots) attended alone and to be honest probably best as Puss would of not handled the volume of the music. We used to love sitting at bar and engaging in conversation but quite frankly impossible. So moved into hottub thinking would be better but all you could here is mixture of bar music and the different music in the tub area. It was really hard to hear conversation unless right next to anyone. It seemed more like a night club rather than a Bi Night and once Puss is back on her feet will have to consider our choice of night or venue. Something not had to do as was always our first choice! Maybe 3 years off the seen has made me an old fart but not what I remember. On the positive side this club is beautiful and met some lovely people. ?? xx Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK

We love this club and due to circumstances not been able to attend for a long while. Bi nights used to be our favourite night. Me (Boots) attended alone and to be honest probably best as Puss would of not handled the volume of the music. We used to love sitting at bar and engaging in conversation but quite frankly impossible. So moved into hottub thinking would be better but all you could here is mixture of bar music and the different music in the tub area. It was really hard to hear conversation unless right next to anyone.

It seemed more like a night club rather than a Bi Night and once Puss is back on her feet will have to consider our choice of night or venue. Something not had to do as was always our first choice!

Maybe 3 years off the seen has made me an old fart but not what I remember.

On the positive side this club is beautiful and met some lovely people. ?? xx

Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Oh my goodness Mr Benn and the gorgeous VA staff did a stella Bi Night. Great to see familiar faces, love you. Lot's of newbies too, just wish I could have played with you all. Everyone looked amazing. Hope the traffic cones outside on the A1 go soon, although they could inspire a high viz theme night : ) Xxx Cara Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK
	So our first Mr Benn’s event last night - we had a great time although there were a few things that tarnished our experience! The music was WAY to loud making it virtually impossible to have a conversation in the bar which is a shame as it’s normally one of our favourite social areas of the club, the techno boom was just overpowering & simply not for us - maybe a variety of music next time? Younger single guys trying to join/touching without asking first (a first for us at VA), although there were some very polite older chaps. Given the fact we were the first ones into the glory hole finding 3 used condoms & wrappers was again not what we’ve come to expect from the club which is normally spotless. Hopefully next time will be better………. Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK

So our first Mr Benn’s event last night - we had a great time although there were a few things that tarnished our experience! The music was WAY to loud making it virtually impossible to have a conversation in the bar which is a shame as it’s normally one of our favourite social areas of the club, the techno boom was just overpowering & simply not for us - maybe a variety of music next time?

Younger single guys trying to join/touching without asking first (a first for us at VA), although there were some very polite older chaps.

Given the fact we were the first ones into the glory hole finding 3 used condoms & wrappers was again not what we’ve come to expect from the club which is normally spotless.

Hopefully next time will be better……….

Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA for Mr Bens Bi night. Very impressed with the club and the way it is run. Everyone was super friendly and couldn't be more helpful. We were shown around by Gizmo who is an utter legend. Definitely appreciated the couples locker room and the couples only room. Couldn't really ask for more from a club. Will definitely visit again. Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK
	We attended Mr Benn's bi night on Friday and it was a very hot affair ...we have been attending this club club for a while now and it always delivers a good night . Bi nights bring out the people we like and the scenarios we desire..say hi if you played with us...x Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another Wednesday daytime MILF Club and again, VA proves to be the best club around. Lovely staff, great facilities and all the guys a credit to swinging. Date: 28 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	Attended yet another awesome Chic event at the VA and we can’t get enough. The owner and staff were amazing and usual. Date: 26 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	I went to the MILF CLUB last Wednesday for the first time. The venue feels completely different during day time. Very clean calm and friendly atmosphere. I had a lot of fun and it is MILF central during the day. I would be back again soon. Date: 22 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	Ella and I spent a lovely afternoon last Wednesday at VA, really enjoyed the venue and loved socialising. Particularly enjoyed a nude lounge in the afternoon sun. Looking forward to a return trip very soon! G Date: 19 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	Spent a weekend at this fine establishment when it hosted the recent Carry on Swinging event. A fantastic place with friendly hard working staff who went out of their way to make everyone feel comfortable. For us personally it was the fact we could stay overnight in our motorhome in the level grassed field saving the worry of having to travel home. The club itself was impeccablebly clean with some interesting features and a very respectful sexy clintele Bar prices were reasonable but if there is one gripe it's the music, both nights it was bang bang dance and trance which seems to be a obsession not just here but also at other clubs. All in all though we had a great time and will be visiting again soon Date: 19 September 2022

Rating: Fun

Spent a weekend at this fine establishment when it hosted the recent Carry on Swinging event. A fantastic place with friendly hard working staff who went out of their way to make everyone feel comfortable. For us personally it was the fact we could stay overnight in our motorhome in the level grassed field saving the worry of having to travel home. The club itself was impeccablebly clean with some interesting features and a very respectful sexy clintele

Bar prices were reasonable but if there is one gripe it's the music, both nights it was bang bang dance and trance which seems to be a obsession not just here but also at other clubs.

All in all though we had a great time and will be visiting again soon

Date: 19 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Loved our first visit, thanks to the team at VA and especially KG Events for a brilliant night. Recommend! Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	Friday night was my first visit to Vanilla Alternative,a club I’d been wanting to visit for a while now. I had heard so many good things about it, both by mouth and online. This night did not disappoint. This night was a themed one - Dirty Disney, hosted by Gizmo and Kitty. It definitely lived up to its name, with people dressed as Disney characters with a sexy twist. I was given a detailed tour at arrival and provided with all the information I needed about each section of the club. The jacuzzi room was well sized, which is just as well because it was quite popular on the night! From the start it had a good number of people,which continued to grow as the night progressed. It had the perfect mix of playfulness and sexiness. People were friendly, open and flirtatious, which exemplified the theme of the night. Massive shoutout to the hosts who lead by example with some fantastic outfits. Sexy times. Will definitely be back very soon, highly recommended. Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fun

Friday night was my first visit to Vanilla Alternative,a club I’d been wanting to visit for a while now. I had heard so many good things about it, both by mouth and online. This night did not disappoint.

This night was a themed one - Dirty Disney, hosted by Gizmo and Kitty. It definitely lived up to its name, with people dressed as Disney characters with a sexy twist.

I was given a detailed tour at arrival and provided with all the information I needed about each section of the club. The jacuzzi room was well sized, which is just as well because it was quite popular on the night! From the start it had a good number of people,which continued to grow as the night progressed. It had the perfect mix of playfulness and sexiness. People were friendly, open and flirtatious, which exemplified the theme of the night.

Massive shoutout to the hosts who lead by example with some fantastic outfits.

Sexy times. Will definitely be back very soon, highly recommended.

Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended this club for their Dirty Disney Night. It was my first time attending any club and was a great newbie night. KG Events hosted and wonderfully fun night both the hosts and the staff made everyone feel welcome. Can definitely recommend this club and future newbie events by KG Events! Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	Me and my female friend had a brilliant time on Friday night at VA dirty Disney party great venue with lots sexy people and staff are amazing .thank you Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Dirty Disney newbie event hosted by KG events was brilliant. This was my first evening event and it didn’t disappoint. Great hosts and staff at the event, made everyone feel welcome & a fantastic mix of fellow guests who were all very friendly. The venue as always was tip top, as were the costumes :-) All in all a fun, friendly atmosphere created by the hosts made for an excellent evening and I will definitely come along agin to an evening event at VA. Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Dirty Disney newbie event hosted by KG events was brilliant. This was my first evening event and it didn’t disappoint.

Great hosts and staff at the event, made everyone feel welcome & a fantastic mix of fellow guests who were all very friendly.

The venue as always was tip top, as were the costumes :-)

All in all a fun, friendly atmosphere created by the hosts made for an excellent evening and I will definitely come along agin to an evening event at VA.

Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended for the Dirty Disney event. Can’t recommend this place high enough. The hosts are amazing, the facilities are amazing, and the staff are amazing! 10/10 Date: 18 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	After a 6 years away from the club scene. We chose this one! The best one we’ve ever been to! What a amazing time. If the staff read this! Like to say Thankyou so much for welcoming us and thanks for a great evening/night!!! Definitely coming back! Any who saw or spoke to us say hi! Thanks R and S x Date: 17 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Only our second time at VA and once again we had a fantastic night and met some lovely people. Chris, Jules and the team were amazing and go above and beyond for their customers. Cant wait to go back for some more sexy fun. Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attened the carry on swinging event at VA this weekend and found it well worth the 700 mile round trip. The hosts where amazing and the club stuff couldn't do more for you very helpful and welcoming. We will be back Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another amazing weekend at the va for the carryonswinging event ,still our favourite club ,staff were amazing yet again and the hosts of the event pulled out all the stops, a great time was had by all xx Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	VA you are AMAZING! Just got back from a Carry on Swinging weekend that VA hosted and what an unreal unforgettable weekend. The club was unreal and definitely the best we’ve been to. The decor was classy and layout just right. Chris & Jules were fabulous and we will definitely be back more often. Thank you for an awesome weekend xx Date: 12 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow .what can I say this venue is amazing stunning and the atmosphere is electric. I was staying there as part of Carry on swinging and we all went in Friday night and Saturday and it just got busy and every one was friendly and amazing . Thankyou and I will be seeing you again soon . A club not to be missed 10 out of 10 Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	My new favourite place on earth! Our first party so we didn’t really know what to expect but we were made so welcome by the lovely owners, hosts and guests. A really good mix of sexy fun friendly people there and we had a LOT of fun! I especially loved getting dragged into the hot tub by some lovely people! And great play area next to it as well. Our room was great too and in such a beautiful building. I would recommend anyone to go here :) We will be back very soon xx Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous

My new favourite place on earth! Our first party so we didn’t really know what to expect but we were made so welcome by the lovely owners, hosts and guests.

A really good mix of sexy fun friendly people there and we had a LOT of fun!

I especially loved getting dragged into the hot tub by some lovely people! And great play area next to it as well.

Our room was great too and in such a beautiful building. I would recommend anyone to go here :)

We will be back very soon xx

Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attend VA via an organised campaign weekend, the venue is very well looked after, amazing helpful friendly staff, the crowd was amazing, great atmosphere everyone respect each other limits, difently not to be missed, thank you guys for all your hard work xx Spcial thanks to the gorgeous tall blonde lady in black dress on Friday night with her Mr in the dark suit for the cheeky naughty play at the bar And for the sexy lady in the blue dress on Saturday night with her handsome man , you guys set the pool area on fire along with biblonde and her legend man It is a night that will always be remembered Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Attend VA via an organised campaign weekend, the venue is very well looked after, amazing helpful friendly staff, the crowd was amazing, great atmosphere everyone respect each other limits, difently not to be missed, thank you guys for all your hard work xx

Spcial thanks to the gorgeous tall blonde lady in black dress on Friday night with her Mr in the dark suit for the cheeky naughty play at the bar

And for the sexy lady in the blue dress on Saturday night with her handsome man , you guys set the pool area on fire along with biblonde and her legend man

It is a night that will always be remembered

Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another absolutely amazing weekend at VA. Jules, Chris and the team are just amazing so friendly and helpful nothing is too much trouble. The club is fantastic lots of fun flirting and dancing getting to know some hot people. Indoor and outdoor Jacuzzis are great very large so can accommodate a lot of people. Can't wait for our next trip already. Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We held a camping weekend at this absolutely fabulous place Will say this really is one of my favourite club we have been to. Jules, Chris and all of there staff can't not do enough for you. their all very hard-working staff worked tirelessly the whole weekend to ensure everybody was having a fantastic time. The music were absolutely brilliant, and the whole weekend was just perfect, even the food was awesome, It really is far more than a venue or a club, it's a place for the community to get together and build magic memories. A massive thank you to Jules and Chris for everything they dod dor us amazing space brings to the lifestyle Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: Fabulous

We held a camping weekend at this absolutely fabulous place

Will say this really is one of my favourite club we have been to.

Jules, Chris and all of there staff can't not do enough for you.

their all very hard-working staff worked tirelessly the whole weekend to ensure everybody was having a fantastic time.

The music were absolutely brilliant, and the whole weekend was just perfect, even the food was awesome,

It really is far more than a venue or a club, it's a place for the community to get together and build magic memories.

A massive thank you to Jules and Chris for everything they dod dor us amazing space brings to the lifestyle

Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: OK
	Went to the VA last night, was ok all in all. 1) The venue - is nice and clean overall. Theres an outdoor and indoor jacuzzi, dance floor, lots of bar seating (could do with more comfier seats than barstools though). Theres a large orgy room as well but no private rooms. Weirdly there was a ginger cat wandering around the disco and sadly the couples room smelled like dogs. I think they allow pets on the furniture in there. Only that room smelled that way. The dungeon is a bit naff. Not really a dungeon at all, just a corner with a swing in it, and everything else just looks like furniture. I guess its more for aesthetics than actual use. 3) Staff/owners - Super friendly and were happy to help. They bring snacks out at midnight free of charge which is very nice of them. That part cannot be faulted at all. They are great hosts. 4) OUR Experience - It was quite the older crowd on the night we went, most were 50+ and we are younger. But what put us off were the 3 or 4 old men in there wandering around perving. They served no purpose to the atmosphere or pleasure of the night. For example, we were in the orgy room, and everyone was naked playing and this old pervert fully dressed in a longsleeved rugby top and looking overall very scruffy sat on a side table in the middle of it all staring at the couples drinking a pint. Like we were just there for his entertainment. It was so off-putting we just got dressed and left the room. Not sure why these old single men are there on a saturday night but it ruined it for us. Overall I recommend this place for the older more experienced swingers that just want to have abit of a dance, a few drinks and a bit of a play. Probably wouldnt go back again ourselves though Date: 11 September 2022

Rating: OK

Went to the VA last night, was ok all in all.

1) The venue - is nice and clean overall. Theres an outdoor and indoor jacuzzi, dance floor, lots of bar seating (could do with more comfier seats than barstools though). Theres a large orgy room as well but no private rooms.

Weirdly there was a ginger cat wandering around the disco and sadly the couples room smelled like dogs. I think they allow pets on the furniture in there. Only that room smelled that way.

The dungeon is a bit naff. Not really a dungeon at all, just a corner with a swing in it, and everything else just looks like furniture. I guess its more for aesthetics than actual use.

3) Staff/owners - Super friendly and were happy to help. They bring snacks out at midnight free of charge which is very nice of them. That part cannot be faulted at all. They are great hosts.

4) OUR Experience - It was quite the older crowd on the night we went, most were 50+ and we are younger. But what put us off were the 3 or 4 old men in there wandering around perving. They served no purpose to the atmosphere or pleasure of the night. For example, we were in the orgy room, and everyone was naked playing and this old pervert fully dressed in a longsleeved rugby top and looking overall very scruffy sat on a side table in the middle of it all staring at the couples drinking a pint. Like we were just there for his entertainment. It was so off-putting we just got dressed and left the room.

Not sure why these old single men are there on a saturday night but it ruined it for us.

Overall I recommend this place for the older more experienced swingers that just want to have abit of a dance, a few drinks and a bit of a play.

Probably wouldnt go back again ourselves though

Date: 11 September 2022

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