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Rating: Fabulous
	Attended milf club Wednesday to celebrate a special lady’s birthday. It was really busy with a great atmosphere. The birthday was spoilt but loved it. Plenty of fun going on. Love this club. Staff are excellent. Will be back again next week for more fun and mischief Date: 28 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to milf club for seconds 26th pct today. Timing couldn’t have been better. Half term and no school runs for the milfs meant they want action and I was right the place was super busy with many people but I got to enjoy some thick bbw milfs that I crave and I can safely say I had a blast. Date: 26 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA for the first time on Saturday 22nd October and wasn't disappointed. Very welcoming staff, clean and modern, great atmosphere and music! We look forward to going back again soon Date: 25 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA on Friday 14th for the first time. It felt plush and inviting and was easy to navigate around. Loved the cluster of mirrorballs in the cool bar, and the non-chlorinated hot tub (UV treated). Wish it had bubbles however, as would have preferred not to see what the single guys were doing below water level! The crowd were attractive and the facilities were all in great order. We prefer private play so retired to our room (number 5) which has a massive modern 4 poster and would recommend for comfort and play! The plumbing does need a refurb but we would definitely return - hopefully on a busier night. Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

We attended VA on Friday 14th for the first time.

It felt plush and inviting and was easy to navigate around. Loved the cluster of mirrorballs in the cool bar, and the non-chlorinated hot tub (UV treated). Wish it had bubbles however, as would have preferred not to see what the single guys were doing below water level!

The crowd were attractive and the facilities were all in great order.

We prefer private play so retired to our room (number 5) which has a massive modern 4 poster and would recommend for comfort and play! The plumbing does need a refurb but we would definitely return - hopefully on a busier night.

Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: OK
	We attended the club last night (Saturday) - a couples night. After viewing the venue online and watching the virtual tour, I expected big things. This venue didn’t disappoint. It is one of the better clubs we have attended, the rooms flow and they’re very clean and the atmosphere is great. Although it wasn’t busy (it was still busier than most in this current climate), is was still a good night and they’re were quite a few people in attendance…couples dressed up the the 9’s and some single males. I do have to say, the clientele was more older on average than a lot of places visited in the past. I thought it was just our thinking, but a couple other people at the club we spoke to were also in agreement. That’s said it is still worth the visit. I don’t really recall anyone having their clothes on past 11.30, it was kit off and full on lingerie from the slimmest and sleekest, to us curvealicious in all the right places women (and even the blokes are undressed); a place I actually enjoyed getting my kit off at. Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: OK

We attended the club last night (Saturday) - a couples night. After viewing the venue online and watching the virtual tour, I expected big things. This venue didn’t disappoint. It is one of the better clubs we have attended, the rooms flow and they’re very clean and the atmosphere is great. Although it wasn’t busy (it was still busier than most in this current climate), is was still a good night and they’re were quite a few people in attendance…couples dressed up the the 9’s and some single males. I do have to say, the clientele was more older on average than a lot of places visited in the past. I thought it was just our thinking, but a couple other people at the club we spoke to were also in agreement. That’s said it is still worth the visit. I don’t really recall anyone having their clothes on past 11.30, it was kit off and full on lingerie from the slimmest and sleekest, to us curvealicious in all the right places women (and even the blokes are undressed); a place I actually enjoyed getting my kit off at.

Date: 23 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	fantastic, clean, great atmosphere, very kind people... it all started with a warm welcome from the management, a personal, guided tour and we loved every minute. we met a lovely couple, started playing in the jacuzzi and went to one of the beds ... very intense play, great atmosphere, very reasonably priced drinks, a few bedrooms in the house and a very warm good bye.... we will come back. this club is fantastic for newbies and hardcore swingers xx Date: 22 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

fantastic, clean, great atmosphere, very kind people... it all started with a warm welcome from the management, a personal, guided tour and we loved every minute. we met a lovely couple, started playing in the jacuzzi and went to one of the beds ... very intense play, great atmosphere, very reasonably priced drinks, a few bedrooms in the house and a very warm good bye.... we will come back. this club is fantastic for newbies and hardcore swingers xx

Date: 22 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We absolutely love this club and attended the newbies night on Sat 15th. As usual, the place was looking amazing. Cool bar / social area, hot tub is perfect and huge plus plenty of play areas around the place. Super high class and alot of hot people. Can't wait to go back again! Date: 18 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	As a first time couple to the club scene we were both very nervous but the welcome and friendly staff soon had that under control. The place is so clean tidy and well organised and all the staff and regulars are friendly and helpful. We had so many people asking if we were ok and having fun and just giving us the time of day. We both enjoyed ourselves and will definitely be back again soon. Special thanks to Gizmo for his advice and putting on a great night. From the dance floor dogger ! Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

As a first time couple to the club scene we were both very nervous but the welcome and friendly staff soon had that under control. The place is so clean tidy and well organised and all the staff and regulars are friendly and helpful. We had so many people asking if we were ok and having fun and just giving us the time of day. We both enjoyed ourselves and will definitely be back again soon. Special thanks to Gizmo for his advice and putting on a great night. From the dance floor dogger !

Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Such a great night at VA, been to a couple of events, met so many lovely people. Events are always great to be at. Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet again another excellent night here! The staff are absolutely amazing the club is amazing so great we struggled to find a naughty space lol due to it so popular. Those who saw us or spoke to us feel free to message us. And if u need an insight into this amazing club be happy to share! Date: 16 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Husband and I attended vanilla alternative on Friday 7th October, with another couple. I can truly say it was an amazing experience, better than we imagined. We were all super nervous, but instantly felt at ease walking in. We were shown around by a lovely gentleman, had some drinks and got chatting to loads of peoples, mainly first timers however even the regulars were really kind and accepting. We did not feel pressured in the slightest just accepted and had a fabulous time, laughed, danced and a little bit of naughtiness. I wish we didn’t live to far away as we would be there every weekend. The entire place was pristine. Bar staff lovely, We cannot wait to return asap. If you saw us, feel free to message us x Date: 9 October 2022

Rating: OK

Husband and I attended vanilla alternative on Friday 7th October, with another couple. I can truly say it was an amazing experience, better than we imagined.

We were all super nervous, but instantly felt at ease walking in. We were shown around by a lovely gentleman, had some drinks and got chatting to loads of peoples, mainly first timers however even the regulars were really kind and accepting.

We did not feel pressured in the slightest just accepted and had a fabulous time, laughed, danced and a little bit of naughtiness. I wish we didn’t live to far away as we would be there every weekend.

The entire place was pristine. Bar staff lovely, We cannot wait to return asap.

If you saw us, feel free to message us x

Date: 9 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first night at any club, met at the door by Brian who was lovely and showed us around. Great atmosphere, really friendly people and put any nerves we had aside from the minute we walked in. Had some great play with other couples and had a laugh with lots of others. Great first experience for us as newbies. We’ll definitely be back! Drop us a message if you saw us x Date: 9 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I attend Milf club on the 5th only a few regular people but a few new ones I can only it was amazing thank you VA Date: 7 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended Mr Benn's Bi Night at VA and had a great time. Staff were friendly and a good mixture of people attended. It was a busy night. A variety of ages and outfits. Lots of people were dancing and a lot more were playing, in all different areas in the club. One guy looked amazing in his heels. A lovely buffet too. Thanks to everyone at the club. xxx Such an open minded fantastic bunch of people. So refreshing. We look forward to the next one. Date: 3 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

We attended Mr Benn's Bi Night at VA and had a great time. Staff were friendly and a good mixture of people attended. It was a busy night. A variety of ages and outfits. Lots of people were dancing and a lot more were playing, in all different areas in the club. One guy looked amazing in his heels. A lovely buffet too. Thanks to everyone at the club. xxx

Such an open minded fantastic bunch of people. So refreshing. We look forward to the next one.

Date: 3 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended VA Bi night recently with a friend and had a very steamy night. Have been in the lifestyle for many years and glad to have VA as my local club. If you saw me or played with the flogger etc come say hi...I'm so bad with remembering names xxx Date: 3 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended bi night with friends last weekend and had a fun evening. Great hosting … Mr Benn keeps the party going and checks everyone is doing ok. Big thank you to Jules for standing out in the rain in hi viz directing club traffic through the road closures - a very welcome face on a difficult journey ! Now THATs looking after your guests ! The volume of the music is both good and bad … I love the dance floor and there’s a lot of club energy generated by the music and dancing … but this can affect chat in the bar and play. I have not been able to hear instructions at times which is difficult when using the dungeon for bdsm play purpose . Not sure what the answer is to keep a good balance but thanks to the team for looking at how best to manage this moving forwards. Date: 3 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Attended bi night with friends last weekend and had a fun evening.

Great hosting … Mr Benn keeps the party going and checks everyone is doing ok.

Big thank you to Jules for standing out in the rain in hi viz directing club traffic through the road closures - a very welcome face on a difficult journey ! Now THATs looking after your guests !

The volume of the music is both good and bad … I love the dance floor and there’s a lot of club energy generated by the music and dancing … but this can affect chat in the bar and play. I have not been able to hear instructions at times which is difficult when using the dungeon for bdsm play purpose .

Not sure what the answer is to keep a good balance but thanks to the team for looking at how best to manage this moving forwards.

Date: 3 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We have attended this Club many times over the years and we personally think it’s the best one out there. The club itself is clean, tidy, polite & has the most warmest of welcomes. The people who attend are respectful, funny & all pretty much amazing! We have been to almost every event but we are regulars at the bi nights and WOW Mr. Benn always does himself and the club proud. He is just AMAZING! The shots on the 4ft cock gets everyone in the mood. His dancing, funny personality & overall warm welcoming brings us back every time! Can’t wait too see what’s next! Looking forward to it & counting down the days… Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

We have attended this Club many times over the years and we personally think it’s the best one out there. The club itself is clean, tidy, polite & has the most warmest of welcomes. The people who attend are respectful, funny & all pretty much amazing!

We have been to almost every event but we are regulars at the bi nights and WOW Mr. Benn always does himself and the club proud. He is just AMAZING! The shots on the 4ft cock gets everyone in the mood. His dancing, funny personality & overall warm welcoming brings us back every time! Can’t wait too see what’s next! Looking forward to it & counting down the days…

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Our second visit to VA was for Bi Night on Friday. Our first visit was for Bi Night when it was run by a different host. Both our visits have been fabulous! The new host has some big shoes to fill but certainly made a great first impression on us. There were some minor negative things about the night, but this did not distract us from catching up with old friends and making new ones, while enjoying ourselves. We are delighted to hear the venue has welcomed feedback given about the night, and have shown amazing customer service with their response. Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK

Our second visit to VA was for Bi Night on Friday.

Our first visit was for Bi Night when it was run by a different host.

Both our visits have been fabulous!

The new host has some big shoes to fill but certainly made a great first impression on us.

There were some minor negative things about the night, but this did not distract us from catching up with old friends and making new ones, while enjoying ourselves. We are delighted to hear the venue has welcomed feedback given about the night, and have shown amazing customer service with their response.

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to Va2 bi night never been to one before .I was put at ease as I went in amazing staff and people who attended an amazing night one not to miss. Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fun
	We had a amazing time at our first bi night meet some lovely people and had lots off fun music was high but we was able to hold a conversation ok... overall a great night and can't wait to return ?? Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended my first bi-night on Friday for Mr Bens debut. Absolutely loved it!! Had some amazingly naughty fun with some very sexy ladies and gorgeous guys. Couldn’t get enough of the attention… much love to you all :-) Spoke to management about the music levels being a little high and they totally agreed and took it on board. Do love a club that listens to their attendees to enhance their experiences x Looking forward to going back and meeting some more of the sexiness that attends this special club xx Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK

Attended my first bi-night on Friday for Mr Bens debut. Absolutely loved it!! Had some amazingly naughty fun with some very sexy ladies and gorgeous guys. Couldn’t get enough of the attention… much love to you all :-)

Spoke to management about the music levels being a little high and they totally agreed and took it on board. Do love a club that listens to their attendees to enhance their experiences x

Looking forward to going back and meeting some more of the sexiness that attends this special club xx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	It’s fair to say VA2’s House Rocks night is our favourite night of the month. There is always a great vibe when Mark Eldridge is playing his set. Love the music, love the club and love all the sexy people. And of course a special thank you to Chris & Jules and the VA Team who work hard to make this club so special Lots of naughtiness …… what more could you ask for? xxx Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous

It’s fair to say VA2’s House Rocks night is our favourite night of the month. There is always a great vibe when Mark Eldridge is playing his set. Love the music, love the club and love all the sexy people. And of course a special thank you to Chris & Jules and the VA Team who work hard to make this club so special

Lots of naughtiness …… what more could you ask for?

xxx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended Mr Bens Big Bi Night. The first thing to say is I had an amazing time and was lucky enough to meet some great people. This is second visit to VA the last being pre COVID and pre the refit. The club is amazing so clean and laid out really well, the staff, especially the ones behind the bar are really lovely and friendly. The club has changed a lot since my last visit, the crowd has gotten much younger, the single guys a bit more in your face and I hate to say it lacked a bit of club etiquette. There was less bi action than before and hardly any other tgirls compared to my last visit (may be just on this occasion). The music is really loud, it is hard to have a conversation and is tailored to a younger audience still fun though - i went to bed at 2am as had to be up in the morning. I was staying at VA hotel, and OMG the music went on to 4am and the bass was so bad it vibrated the glasses off the shelf! Apparently the after party goes on. The club has moved with the times, and its more my problem getting older lol it definitely wouldn't stop me going again - in fact i cant wait to go back! On Mr Ben - he didnt stop, making sure everyone was having a great time. Thank you VA and staff for an amazing evening. xx Lola xx Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK

Attended Mr Bens Big Bi Night. The first thing to say is I had an amazing time and was lucky enough to meet some great people.

This is second visit to VA the last being pre COVID and pre the refit.

The club is amazing so clean and laid out really well, the staff, especially the ones behind the bar are really lovely and friendly.

The club has changed a lot since my last visit, the crowd has gotten much younger, the single guys a bit more in your face and I hate to say it lacked a bit of club etiquette.

There was less bi action than before and hardly any other tgirls compared to my last visit (may be just on this occasion).

The music is really loud, it is hard to have a conversation and is tailored to a younger audience still fun though - i went to bed at 2am as had to be up in the morning. I was staying at VA hotel, and OMG the music went on to 4am and the bass was so bad it vibrated the glasses off the shelf! Apparently the after party goes on.

The club has moved with the times, and its more my problem getting older lol it definitely wouldn't stop me going again - in fact i cant wait to go back!

On Mr Ben - he didnt stop, making sure everyone was having a great time.

Thank you VA and staff for an amazing evening. xx Lola xx

Date: 2 October 2022

Rating: OK
	We love this club and due to circumstances not been able to attend for a long while. Bi nights used to be our favourite night. Me (Boots) attended alone and to be honest probably best as Puss would of not handled the volume of the music. We used to love sitting at bar and engaging in conversation but quite frankly impossible. So moved into hottub thinking would be better but all you could here is mixture of bar music and the different music in the tub area. It was really hard to hear conversation unless right next to anyone. It seemed more like a night club rather than a Bi Night and once Puss is back on her feet will have to consider our choice of night or venue. Something not had to do as was always our first choice! Maybe 3 years off the seen has made me an old fart but not what I remember. On the positive side this club is beautiful and met some lovely people. ?? xx Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK

We love this club and due to circumstances not been able to attend for a long while. Bi nights used to be our favourite night. Me (Boots) attended alone and to be honest probably best as Puss would of not handled the volume of the music. We used to love sitting at bar and engaging in conversation but quite frankly impossible. So moved into hottub thinking would be better but all you could here is mixture of bar music and the different music in the tub area. It was really hard to hear conversation unless right next to anyone.

It seemed more like a night club rather than a Bi Night and once Puss is back on her feet will have to consider our choice of night or venue. Something not had to do as was always our first choice!

Maybe 3 years off the seen has made me an old fart but not what I remember.

On the positive side this club is beautiful and met some lovely people. ?? xx

Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Oh my goodness Mr Benn and the gorgeous VA staff did a stella Bi Night. Great to see familiar faces, love you. Lot's of newbies too, just wish I could have played with you all. Everyone looked amazing. Hope the traffic cones outside on the A1 go soon, although they could inspire a high viz theme night : ) Xxx Cara Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK
	So our first Mr Benn’s event last night - we had a great time although there were a few things that tarnished our experience! The music was WAY to loud making it virtually impossible to have a conversation in the bar which is a shame as it’s normally one of our favourite social areas of the club, the techno boom was just overpowering & simply not for us - maybe a variety of music next time? Younger single guys trying to join/touching without asking first (a first for us at VA), although there were some very polite older chaps. Given the fact we were the first ones into the glory hole finding 3 used condoms & wrappers was again not what we’ve come to expect from the club which is normally spotless. Hopefully next time will be better………. Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK

So our first Mr Benn’s event last night - we had a great time although there were a few things that tarnished our experience! The music was WAY to loud making it virtually impossible to have a conversation in the bar which is a shame as it’s normally one of our favourite social areas of the club, the techno boom was just overpowering & simply not for us - maybe a variety of music next time?

Younger single guys trying to join/touching without asking first (a first for us at VA), although there were some very polite older chaps.

Given the fact we were the first ones into the glory hole finding 3 used condoms & wrappers was again not what we’ve come to expect from the club which is normally spotless.

Hopefully next time will be better……….

Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA for Mr Bens Bi night. Very impressed with the club and the way it is run. Everyone was super friendly and couldn't be more helpful. We were shown around by Gizmo who is an utter legend. Definitely appreciated the couples locker room and the couples only room. Couldn't really ask for more from a club. Will definitely visit again. Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: OK
	We attended Mr Benn's bi night on Friday and it was a very hot affair ...we have been attending this club club for a while now and it always delivers a good night . Bi nights bring out the people we like and the scenarios we desire..say hi if you played with us...x Date: 1 October 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another Wednesday daytime MILF Club and again, VA proves to be the best club around. Lovely staff, great facilities and all the guys a credit to swinging. Date: 28 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	Attended yet another awesome Chic event at the VA and we can’t get enough. The owner and staff were amazing and usual. Date: 26 September 2022

Rating: Fun
	I went to the MILF CLUB last Wednesday for the first time. The venue feels completely different during day time. Very clean calm and friendly atmosphere. I had a lot of fun and it is MILF central during the day. I would be back again soon. Date: 22 September 2022

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