The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	where do I start….. OMFG!! This was my first time as VA and I couldn’t have chosen a better night ( Big Bi Party) I met with this sexy hunk of a man at the entrance and he immediately recognised me which put me at ease, he showed me around and explained everything. I literally couldn’t have had a better time, everyone was so friendly, chatty and looked F***ing sexy as hell! Paul is a great host and I’ll definitely be coming back for this and other events, oh… the bar staff were all amazing to, shout out to Emma ( sexy one dancing, hope I got her name right lol) xxxx cheers buddy xx Date: 27 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

where do I start….. OMFG!! This was my first time as VA and I couldn’t have chosen a better night ( Big Bi Party) I met with this sexy hunk of a man at the entrance and he immediately recognised me which put me at ease, he showed me around and explained everything. I literally couldn’t have had a better time, everyone was so friendly, chatty and looked F***ing sexy as hell! Paul is a great host and I’ll definitely be coming back for this and other events, oh… the bar staff were all amazing to, shout out to Emma ( sexy one dancing, hope I got her name right lol) xxxx cheers buddy xx

Date: 27 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Although I’ve had many good times at the VA BiNights, Sunday was my first all-male outing there for WCM’s Fire party. It was the ideal mixture of friendly and horny, with a great crowd of sexy men, a venue which offered plenty of scope for fun and excellent staff. Highly recommended! Date: 25 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Wha can we say? The VA team are fabulous hosts and not only welcome our exclusive Men Only parties but positively engage with our members whether it’s in the bar or reception. Feedback from our guys is that they love the club, love the team, love the vibe & can’t wait for our next party. Superb venue, classy, elegant & naghty! 5 stars We are happy to be Date: 25 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time here and it was great. The large hot tub was warm, clean and inviting. The couple's room felt decadent and provided a haven to connect together while watching other couples as single men can only watch from a distance. Everyone was respectful and pleasant to be around. Furnishings were comfortable. If we had a couple of niggles it would be that the carpet in the couple's room is pretty threadbare. And several areas of the club were cold. They are minor niggles though and shouldn't out any one off from visiting. We live too far away to be regulars, but it was a jolly nice visit and we may well come again! Date: 24 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

Our first time here and it was great. The large hot tub was warm, clean and inviting. The couple's room felt decadent and provided a haven to connect together while watching other couples as single men can only watch from a distance.

Everyone was respectful and pleasant to be around. Furnishings were comfortable.

If we had a couple of niggles it would be that the carpet in the couple's room is pretty threadbare. And several areas of the club were cold.

They are minor niggles though and shouldn't out any one off from visiting.

We live too far away to be regulars, but it was a jolly nice visit and we may well come again!

Date: 24 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	First time returning to VA2 since Covid and their refit.. The club is great with really nice areas to mix and mingle around the bar. The changes to the layout, with the move of the couples room, makes the club flow better and keeps the fun together. Wasn’t really busy last night but the people that were there were all in good spirits and the atmosphere was hot. Stayed over this time and being able to just walk upstairs at the end of the night was great. Particular mention must be made of Sam behind the bar who was lovely, very helpful.. Date: 20 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

First time returning to VA2 since Covid and their refit.. The club is great with really nice areas to mix and mingle around the bar. The changes to the layout, with the move of the couples room, makes the club flow better and keeps the fun together. Wasn’t really busy last night but the people that were there were all in good spirits and the atmosphere was hot. Stayed over this time and being able to just walk upstairs at the end of the night was great. Particular mention must be made of Sam behind the bar who was lovely, very helpful..

Date: 20 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a nice chilled evening at the VA. Hot sexy crowd and and Gins in the hot tub. Just what we needed. Looking forward to the Christmas party already xx Date: 13 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at the VA, we are loving this place. Hope to get back soon xx Date: 13 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first outing since the dreaded you know what but not our first visit to the Vanilla Club. The VA2 has had quite a transformation since our last visit which has definitely improved its overal appeal. The staff as always are well dressed well mannered and very friendly nothing seems to phase them and nothing is missing from there professional approach. The decor is fresh inviting and comfortable with all facilities clean and regularly checked. We attended a couples event, the mix of guests was great, the guests were polite, interactive and amusing. Definitely recommend that you attend an evening that suits your tastes you will not be disappointed. To summarise, a lovely establishment made better by lovely people. Date: 7 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

Our first outing since the dreaded you know what but not our first visit to the Vanilla Club. The VA2 has had quite a transformation since our last visit which has definitely improved its overal appeal. The staff as always are well dressed well mannered and very friendly nothing seems to phase them and nothing is missing from there professional approach. The decor is fresh inviting and comfortable with all facilities clean and regularly checked. We attended a couples event, the mix of guests was great, the guests were polite, interactive and amusing. Definitely recommend that you attend an evening that suits your tastes you will not be disappointed.

To summarise, a lovely establishment made better by lovely people.

Date: 7 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	First time attending an event of this nature. The club is immaculate and the staff are very attentive ensuring the club is kept tidy. We had bit of issue beforehand attending and got into contact with the club for advice and they went above and beyond to help. One thing that really impressed me is the clubs attentiveness to its clientele. Great mix of people who were friendly and offered advice when chatting. Overall a great experience - cannot wait to come back. Date: 7 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous

First time attending an event of this nature. The club is immaculate and the staff are very attentive ensuring the club is kept tidy. We had bit of issue beforehand attending and got into contact with the club for advice and they went above and beyond to help. One thing that really impressed me is the clubs attentiveness to its clientele. Great mix of people who were friendly and offered advice when chatting. Overall a great experience - cannot wait to come back.

Date: 7 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Great night as always! Very happy Snow Leopard as always x Date: 6 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended our first event at VA for the purgatory Halloween party. Stunning club, immaculate decor, great staff, and a great crowd. We stayed in one of the on site rooms which is fantastic for those travelling a bit. Will definitely be coming back. Date: 1 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great time at the Halloween Party, made some new friends and hope to be back soon xx Date: 1 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at the va purgatory party,we love this club so much spesh theme nights and they didn’t disappoint for this 1, great music brilliant vibe lots of sexy people and as usual the staff were brilliant thanks guys see u again soon. xxxxxx Date: 31 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	It’s been a while since our last trip to this amazing club! Covid caution being our reason. We need not have worried! They’ve improved the club with an improved spacing and use of space! The dance floor is like a separate night club and next to the bar for easy refreshment! The locker room now leads straight into the hot tub and play areas, but having added a social area into the play room areas there’s plenty of space to play safe, but close enough to make new friends and playmates. Can’t knock this club at all! All clubs are different, in the image of their owners, but this club is the club that best ticks all our boxes! Thank you so much to Jules, the heart of this club, along with her amazing team for never disappointing and always excelling! , Date: 31 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous

It’s been a while since our last trip to this amazing club! Covid caution being our reason. We need not have worried! They’ve improved the club with an improved spacing and use of space! The dance floor is like a separate night club and next to the bar for easy refreshment! The locker room now leads straight into the hot tub and play areas, but having added a social area into the play room areas there’s plenty of space to play safe, but close enough to make new friends and playmates. Can’t knock this club at all! All clubs are different, in the image of their owners, but this club is the club that best ticks all our boxes!

Thank you so much to Jules, the heart of this club, along with her amazing team for never disappointing and always excelling! ,

Date: 31 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Halloween ball was our first time at VA.And it didn't disappoint.We have tried other swinger clubs but this was what we expected a swingers club to be like..Great atmosphere,great layout,sexy couple's...And foremost single men didn't intrude..Will defo be going back. Date: 31 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Have not been out for a very long time because of COVID anywhere but first night out after lockdown the VA or newly remodeled looking very fabulous and the Bi night was very busy it was an excellent night will be back soon hopefully thanks to host and staff Date: 31 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	My 3rd bi party in a row at VA and it gets better and better. I ve met some familiar faces and friends, and also met some new lovely people. Great staff, brilliant host (Paul). This party was the busiest of all, I have attended. I love the place. Looking fwd for the next party...thank you all. Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA for the 29th October Halloween/bi night. Absolutely amazing! Well run club, friendly folk and excellent facilities. We will return! M and N xx Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	The bi night goes from strength to strength. A well attended evening and great to see so many new and old faces there. The staff made a huge effort to decorate the club, dress up and party. My white eyes got a lot of attention as well as my outfit changes!! Fingers crossed I see you back there next month. Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fun
	Our first trip post the lockdown in 2020 when we squeezed in a final play night before we all were consigned to barracks. The club has been remodelled snd updated. It looks great. The staff did a great job with the Halloween theme. We had lots of fun and enjoyed chatting to some new people. Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to the bi Halloween party last night, great to see all the staff going above and beyond as always loads of people made a real effort with their fancy dress which was great to see, we were Borat and the sexy witch. We had lots of naughty fun in various places around the club even fucked on the dancefloor (a new first). And played in the smoking area (another first). Definitely worth the 7 hour round trip. Neil and Hayley xx Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous

We went to the bi Halloween party last night, great to see all the staff going above and beyond as always loads of people made a real effort with their fancy dress which was great to see, we were Borat and the sexy witch.

We had lots of naughty fun in various places around the club even fucked on the dancefloor (a new first).

And played in the smoking area (another first).

Definitely worth the 7 hour round trip.

Neil and Hayley xx

Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fun
	Visited bi night for the first time last night and enjoyed being among a fun crowd! We haven’t been for a long time so nice to see the changes. Some great costumes on show and a great host. She enjoyed giving a bit of a show on the edge of the hot tub, and was very popular with the single guys! Thanks VA! :-) Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to the Bi night last night and it was the busiest we have seen the club in a long time, what an amazing night! So many beautiful people to chat to & some very naughty things that we enjoyed with others. Can’t wait for the next one! Date: 30 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Visit the club today with a friend for the first time and wow! Such a unique and welcoming place. Professional staff, lovely and cosy ambience. The birthday surprise was well organised and memorable for the celebrants. Date: 27 October 2021

Rating: Fun
	Went to VA last night for Teamplayers and it was brilliant the dj was on point and had me dancing for the longest.I meet up with so many people that I haven't seen in years and made so new friends the staff were so lovely. The only thing I wish is if it didn't close so early and stayed open much longer apart from that I had a brilliant time and will be returning again. Date: 24 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	First time last night at V.A ... what can we say absolutely amazing club incredible open play areas that just makes the night horny seeing everything happening in front of you. Staff people who attended Team players event was one of the friendliest we come across in many years of swinging. Thank you all Date: 24 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	OMG! I love this place. The Lux Lounge is my favourite spot in the whole club, especially on those wonderful hot summer days we had this year. Staff have always been very pleasant and accommodating. Have made really good friends from attending this place. Can’t wait to return again soon. Date: 23 October 2021

Rating: Fun
	Not been to VA in years. Yesterday I went to the MILF club. Friendly staff. Chilled crowd. Lovely changes since I was last there. Best chat and massages in the jacuzzi. Maybe get the conga style massage going next time! Date: 21 October 2021

Rating: OK
	Got invited to VA by some friends. Had a good night the place is amazingly set out and the staff are lovely. We just felt people were a bit clicky and stayed in their groups. I guess the more you go the more you get recognised. We did meet a lovely couple from down south and hopefully we will see them soon so that was good Date: 20 October 2021

Rating: OK
	We made our first ever club visit on Friday. The staff are all so friendly and welcoming. It was a nice way to introduce ourselves to the club scene. Date: 12 October 2021

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow! This club is on another level altogether. Greatly impressed. Some serious money had been spent on this place and it shows. Friendly and attentive staff, great atmosphere and we felt very comfortable from the moment of entry. Look forward to returning. Date: 12 October 2021

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