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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: OK
First time at The Vanilla Alternative last night and what a night!! Best venue of it’s kind I’ve ever been to very classy and upmarket really nice vibe hot people fantastic music the owners Jules and Chris are absolute legends made me feel so welcome

I’ll definitely be coming back regularly if you ain’t been before you need to get yourself there!! 5*


Date: 2 January 2022

Rating: Fun
This club is soo good we had to go back again! Haha

Attended the NYE party last night with a couple of friends, had a great time and also managed to pull pussy again (Benji haha) gotta love that cat!

Lots of people enjoying themselves, dancing the night away, and then having fun in every place imaginable.

A great atmosphere, stunning bar staff and in general a relaxing place to visit.

Will be returning again very soon x


Date: 1 January 2022

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the Christmas Party last week and yet again VA delivered a fantastic night filled with fun, filth and debauchery. Look forward to more fun and adventures in 2022.

Happy New Year !


Date: 26 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We've attended the VA twice now (Mad Hatters event back in September and the recent Winter wonder bang) each time we've had an amazing evening, surrounded by a great bunch of people! We can't wait to come back next month ;)

Date: 20 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Was at the VA last night for the Xmas Party. It was an amazing atmosphere with very sexy and naughty people.

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: OK
We went back to VA last night after a bit of an absence, due to covid , but it was even better than before, renovations look good , had a great night, plenty of fun had , good to see some friends again,and to make new ones we will be back soon

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fun
We attended this club after a long absence, it has been redecorated to a very high standard, and a few new bits we have never seen before (the cat! Haha) Mr pulled some pussy within 10 mins of arriving! Pmsl

Saw some old faces, and plenty of new people too, everyone enjoying themselves and making good use of the facilities.

We will be back for the NYE party… looking forward to seeing everyone again.



Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Been a long while waiting for a return to our first & favourite club..we love the new layout and really appreciate all the effort the team have made there. Busy night, lots of sexy people..staff as usual fantastic...meet up with some old friends, made some new ones and had some great spontaneous play on the beds with a couple who we have no clue who they are...so say hi if we crossed paths :-) ??

Date: 19 December 2021

Rating: OK
First club experience last night. Pity it wasn’t busier, but guess that’s a sign of covid times. Lovely club and friendly staff and clients. Had fun and made my first time very enjoyable

Date: 18 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Was a good night. Every staff member made u feel at ease from the minute you enter. Had an amazing night and it just depends on the crowd who is attending on the night for the level of naughtiness to be experienced. Defo a next time

Date: 18 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Returned after a while.. really impressed with the improvements well worth visiting

Date: 15 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Went as single lady this time and was loving the attention from lots of other sexy Fab members I met and played with there! Brilliant hot tub, staff were friendly and helpful, great safe environment to have sexy fun in. Definitely going again in new year! Xx

Date: 13 December 2021

Rating: Fun
Made our third visit here last night. Slightly quieter than usual which was understandable with people maybe saving themselves for the Xmas party next weekend but still a very enjoyable naughty night. As always the club and staff could not be faulted!

Until next time...X


Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: OK
Went here last night for the second time and it didn’t disappoint. The whole place is amazing we love it. The staff are brilliant and the guests are fab. We will be coming back more regularly in the new year. Can’t wait to explore more of our bi-playful (new word ;). Side xoxo

Date: 12 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Great night at v.a last night. There's something about this club .

It just gets you playing loving the openness about it.

Let's be honest if you want to lock urself away stay home (?lmao)

Very friendly people here staff and people who attend .

The guys are so polite and that makes for a comfortable night of fun.

Lactose milk needed though .

Thanks all


Date: 11 December 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Club VA has to be one of my top 2 clubs to attend. Cleanliness open, always gull of gorgeous people and their Friday night bi parties are epic

It's a must go and see for yourselves hiw nice this place is


Date: 30 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA and first Bi night on 26th November. Very impressed, was a superb night, met some lovely people and will certainly be back!

Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Where do you start? We've been going to VA since it first opened its doors and really can't recommend it enough. From the plush and luxurious venue, the fantastic play facilities, banging tunes, huge hottub, and the amazing outdoor summer area (Lux).

The atmosphere is always brilliant and the guests are superb.

None of this would mean anything without the relentless work and passion shown by the owners and staff, from Queen Jules to the hotel cleaners, everyone commits 100% to making sure that you have the best time in the best club around. Whether it be a normal club night, a themed event, milf club Wednesdays, the all male events or our favourite, the big bi party. Paul, Kim and the rest of the staff work so hard and make every single person feel welcome and valued.

This review may sound like we're being paid to write it but we're honestly not, we just love the place.

If you don't believe us, just try it.

Our only criticism is that once you have visited The Vanilla Alternative, it sort of spoils going to other clubs as you will always be comparing.

Ian and Helen xx


Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
It was Mrs NFs first time at VA for the big bi night and wow is all I can say. What an amazing place you have there, definitely going to the top of my list as one of my all time favourite clubs and one of my all time favourite nights! Great atmosphere, beautiful crowd and very friendly staff! Playrooms are clean and spacious and that hot tub is just something else! We had a lot of fun, time just seemed to whizz by! Until next time!

Date: 29 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first venture back to VA's in a few years and we really enjoyed the Saturday night vibe! We love the renovations and enjoyed ourselves and others ;-)

Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
That was my 4th bi party in a row! It seems to become a habit now...which I love. Fantastic venue, brilliant crowd, more and more familiar faces and an amazing host. Thank you Paul and thank you all for the great nights.toni

Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We went last night for the 1st time in a few years and wow forgot how lovely it was here. Great venue, great staff, we will definitely be back soon x

Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fun
Another lovely night at one of our favourite clubs. It is always spotless. We visited Saturdsy 27th and it was not over busy but comfortable. There were lots of nice friendly people around. We spent quite a bit of time In the hot tub then trying out the various areas around the club. Probably back next week for chic :)

Date: 28 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I love this place always a great evening! Atmosphere and music is just my taste! They have even given it a little lift since I last went, the inside is all sparkly and chic and everyone is friendly just how you imagine it to be, I don't give verifys anymore however met a good few new faces, We all know how lovely we are and you guys know who you are, untill next time ;))

Date: 27 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
where do I start….. OMFG!! This was my first time as VA and I couldn’t have chosen a better night ( Big Bi Party) I met with this sexy hunk of a man at the entrance and he immediately recognised me which put me at ease, he showed me around and explained everything. I literally couldn’t have had a better time, everyone was so friendly, chatty and looked F***ing sexy as hell! Paul is a great host and I’ll definitely be coming back for this and other events, oh… the bar staff were all amazing to, shout out to Emma ( sexy one dancing, hope I got her name right lol) xxxx cheers buddy xx



Date: 27 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Although I’ve had many good times at the VA BiNights, Sunday was my first all-male outing there for WCM’s Fire party. It was the ideal mixture of friendly and horny, with a great crowd of sexy men, a venue which offered plenty of scope for fun and excellent staff. Highly recommended!

Date: 25 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Wha can we say? The VA team are fabulous hosts and not only welcome our exclusive Men Only parties but positively engage with our members whether it’s in the bar or reception.

Feedback from our guys is that they love the club, love the team, love the vibe & can’t wait for our next party.

Superb venue, classy, elegant & naghty!

5 stars

We are happy to be


Date: 25 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time here and it was great. The large hot tub was warm, clean and inviting. The couple's room felt decadent and provided a haven to connect together while watching other couples as single men can only watch from a distance.

Everyone was respectful and pleasant to be around. Furnishings were comfortable.

If we had a couple of niggles it would be that the carpet in the couple's room is pretty threadbare. And several areas of the club were cold.

They are minor niggles though and shouldn't out any one off from visiting.

We live too far away to be regulars, but it was a jolly nice visit and we may well come again!


Date: 24 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
First time returning to VA2 since Covid and their refit.. The club is great with really nice areas to mix and mingle around the bar. The changes to the layout, with the move of the couples room, makes the club flow better and keeps the fun together. Wasn’t really busy last night but the people that were there were all in good spirits and the atmosphere was hot. Stayed over this time and being able to just walk upstairs at the end of the night was great. Particular mention must be made of Sam behind the bar who was lovely, very helpful..

Date: 20 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We had a nice chilled evening at the VA. Hot sexy crowd and and Gins in the hot tub. Just what we needed.

Looking forward to the Christmas party already xx


Date: 13 November 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at the VA, we are loving this place. Hope to get back soon xx

Date: 13 November 2021

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