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Rating: OK
	This was our first time attending VA and it was such an amazing club. Staff so welcoming and friendly and the facilities were amazing. We especially loved the hot tub and couples only area! Will definitely be back again Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	1st time at VA and will definitely be returning. Such a welcoming place and the facilities were second to none. Well worth the drive down the A1. Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fantastic night we had (as usual) @ The VA NYE. The club was packed with high end sexy couples and DJ Mark Eldridge was outstanding playing great music all night, whilst piping more music to all those playing in the hot tub and play areas, which were in constant use. A huge thank you to “Brian” and all the super hot bar staff who worked full on without stopping all night, keeping everyone lubricated with a sexy smile. But, of course, the biggest THANK YOU must go to Chris and Joules for organising yet another fantastic event and all the work they physically put into making these events go with such success Happy new year to all @ VA please keep the good times rolling for 2023, you are doing a great job! We’re currently already booking our dates for 2023 and this is because it’s so popular you need to get in quick. We’ve been to most clubs now in the south east and the VA is tops for us. We were surprised today to read a review on here about the VA, where the author must have spent the whole night with a note pad trying to find fault with the venue….. House Rocks night is loud but if you read the event title “HOUSE ROCKS” surly that tells you it will be an uplifting night of banging House music? Did they try to mention to anyone connected to the club that they felt the music was too loud in the social area? It’s fair to give any club a chance to put your grievance right first rather than moan directly on Fab after the event. And as for complaining about what other guests are wearing, we find that very odd? Generally swingers are accepting of everyone’s choice of attire, just because it’s not your bag doesn’t mean they are on drugs? We always say to fellow swingers to look at the VA events list and pick what takes your fancy, because the VA tries very, very hard to offer something for everyone throughout the year to accommodate your kink. And, they have lots of ideas for the club in the future, but Rome wasn’t built in a day and improvement takes time and money. In this current economic climate with swinging clubs closing down, we just hope and pray that the VA will always be there. Date: 4 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What a fantastic night we had (as usual) @ The VA NYE. The club was packed with high end sexy couples and DJ Mark Eldridge was outstanding playing great music all night, whilst piping more music to all those playing in the hot tub and play areas, which were in constant use.

A huge thank you to “Brian” and all the super hot bar staff who worked full on without stopping all night, keeping everyone lubricated with a sexy smile.

But, of course, the biggest THANK YOU must go to Chris and Joules for organising yet another fantastic event and all the work they physically put into making these events go with such success

Happy new year to all @ VA please keep the good times rolling for 2023, you are doing a great job! We’re currently already booking our dates for 2023 and this is because it’s so popular you need to get in quick.

We’ve been to most clubs now in the south east and the VA is tops for us. We were surprised today to read a review on here about the VA, where the author must have spent the whole night with a note pad trying to find fault with the venue….. House Rocks night is loud but if you read the event title “HOUSE ROCKS” surly that tells you it will be an uplifting night of banging House music? Did they try to mention to anyone connected to the club that they felt the music was too loud in the social area? It’s fair to give any club a chance to put your grievance right first rather than moan directly on Fab after the event. And as for complaining about what other guests are wearing, we find that very odd? Generally swingers are accepting of everyone’s choice of attire, just because it’s not your bag doesn’t mean they are on drugs? We always say to fellow swingers to look at the VA events list and pick what takes your fancy, because the VA tries very, very hard to offer something for everyone throughout the year to accommodate your kink. And, they have lots of ideas for the club in the future, but Rome wasn’t built in a day and improvement takes time and money. In this current economic climate with swinging clubs closing down, we just hope and pray that the VA will always be there.

Date: 4 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We've been along twice now and loved it. The newbie nights are perfect to get a feel for the place, and also very well run. The venue is perfect, great size and the staff are so friendly. The bar is well stocked and also reasonable. We'll only attend now if we can book into the hotel above, it's too far for taxis etc for us. Overall, VA is brilliant, and we're going to become regulars during 2023! Date: 4 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We've been along twice now and loved it. The newbie nights are perfect to get a feel for the place, and also very well run.

The venue is perfect, great size and the staff are so friendly. The bar is well stocked and also reasonable.

We'll only attend now if we can book into the hotel above, it's too far for taxis etc for us. Overall, VA is brilliant, and we're going to become regulars during 2023!

Date: 4 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Brilliant night at the VA. A top party playing crowd. The owners/hosts create a brilliant vibe from the moment you arrive. Music was quality and everyone so free and friendly. Got to be the best club in the UK. We had fun in the jacuzzi and the playroom, met some very sexy people. We’ll be back. Well done team VA. Date: 2 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	NYE party at VA was amazing!!! Was good to catch up with friends we have made over the years and meet néw connections. We are lucky to have such a lovely well run club on our door step . Thank you VA staff for your hard work and delivering a wonderful club experience x Date: 2 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fabulous way to spend NYE!! Great tunes, lots of sexy naughty people and the staff are always so lovely. We can’t wait to go back for Chic in February xx Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended this club for the NYE Ball and had high expectations based on what we had heard from our friends. Suffice to say we weren’t disappointed, awesome venue, so many gorgeous sexy couples and top music (as Ibiza party lovers we certainly approved). Brilliantly organised with a shuttle service to and from local hotels we will totally be back soon. Xx Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	As always VA delivers and NYE Black Tie blew all the previous parties out of the water. Our only comment is that it would be good to have a more intimate area for just 2 couples to get to play without being part of a melee. Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA for the first time on NYE and what a great night it was. The club was well run with friendly staff and a great atmosphere, we met lots of lovely couples. Can’t wait to visit again. Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	12th NYE party at the VA.Great atmosphere,music,food,staff and mix of sexy people.Thanks for a top night.xx Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a blast as usual. The landlady is super awesome. She had us in stitches. She can qualify as a comedian. We love her. The staff were awesome and the vibes were amazing. We met awesome people. What a way to start the year. Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	We attended last night for the NYE party and was a brilliant night. Atmosphere was great and the venue was full, everyone looking fabulous. Well done Dj, Music was on point. Definetly had no empty areas on the dance floor. Everyone was friendly and thanks to all for starting our year with a bang L&A x Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Great night at NYE. Staff worked their socks off to ensure a great night was had by all. Loved the taxi service they laid on that took the pressure off planning transport. The place was jammed with amazing sexy and friendly couples Best Nye party we have ever been to Big thank you to all the staff !! Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	NYE party and what a brilliant night it was. From the min we arrived at the hotel right up until going up to bed We felt completely comfortable. We had a fantastic time. Compete mix of sexy people! Dance floor was heaving as where hot tub and rooms The buffet was an added bonus haha Thanks again guys for a well run party. See you soon xx Date: 1 January 2023

Rating: OK
	We put 'OK' as we think all clubs deserve all our support even if they are getting some things wrong. The VA is 'OK' as long as you like VERY VERY loud music throughout the club, so loud it is almost impossible to socialize with anyone, which we like to do and think is a very important part of the club experience. And throw in different music in the large playroom, not quite as loud as the main club music so you get competing music assaulting your ears while you're trying to get intimate! We went to the House Rocks night the other week and wish we hadn't. Aside from the music being ridiculously loud, there were several people wandering around who had clearly taken drugs. Plus a very odd group of women who were strangely dressed for a swingers club, looked as miserable a sin, did not engage with anyone else at all and were giving everyone dirty disapproving looks. Very disappointing that the club does not enforce it's rules on drugs. The music has always been an issue at VA but the club used to have redeeming features which made it stand out from other clubs and made it still worth a visit. The overall offering has fallen a long way from when we first went there, e.g. they used to have light coloured towelling covers on the beds (giving a classier look and feel), provided towels in the lockers (which encouraged you to dress down at some point), did a decent buffet to refuel and had pillows on the beds. These things used to set the club apart from most other clubs, except Libs, but have sadly fallen by the wayside in recent years. Some of the more recent changes look nice but in our view it's very much a case of style over substance, e.g. the lovely big wide bar stools which look great but completely block the bar. And moving the disco and dancefloor to the front old lounge area would be good if they'd removed the large speaker from the old dancefloor area (so people could hear each other in what should now be a social area) and repaired the big holes in the flagstone floor of the new dancefloor. We will still visit the club in summer to use the Lux Lounge but we're unlikely to attend a club night again unless we hear there have been significant changes to the way the club is run. Date: 30 December 2022

Rating: OK

We put 'OK' as we think all clubs deserve all our support even if they are getting some things wrong. The VA is 'OK' as long as you like VERY VERY loud music throughout the club, so loud it is almost impossible to socialize with anyone, which we like to do and think is a very important part of the club experience. And throw in different music in the large playroom, not quite as loud as the main club music so you get competing music assaulting your ears while you're trying to get intimate!

We went to the House Rocks night the other week and wish we hadn't. Aside from the music being ridiculously loud, there were several people wandering around who had clearly taken drugs. Plus a very odd group of women who were strangely dressed for a swingers club, looked as miserable a sin, did not engage with anyone else at all and were giving everyone dirty disapproving looks. Very disappointing that the club does not enforce it's rules on drugs.

The music has always been an issue at VA but the club used to have redeeming features which made it stand out from other clubs and made it still worth a visit. The overall offering has fallen a long way from when we first went there, e.g. they used to have light coloured towelling covers on the beds (giving a classier look and feel), provided towels in the lockers (which encouraged you to dress down at some point), did a decent buffet to refuel and had pillows on the beds. These things used to set the club apart from most other clubs, except Libs, but have sadly fallen by the wayside in recent years.

Some of the more recent changes look nice but in our view it's very much a case of style over substance, e.g. the lovely big wide bar stools which look great but completely block the bar. And moving the disco and dancefloor to the front old lounge area would be good if they'd removed the large speaker from the old dancefloor area (so people could hear each other in what should now be a social area) and repaired the big holes in the flagstone floor of the new dancefloor.

We will still visit the club in summer to use the Lux Lounge but we're unlikely to attend a club night again unless we hear there have been significant changes to the way the club is run.

Date: 30 December 2022

Rating: OK
	Mr Benns Bi nights OMG . We have been to many "bi" events and this one that is held at VA is our favourite. There is a good crowd of sexy couples and sufficient good looking single men but not too many and no wanking zombies...more couples than single men attend . The host is so welcoming and makes us and other feel very relaxed. Have no clue what Jaslsa is banging on about ,probably a fake profile, or the host refused to play with them. Date: 24 December 2022

Rating: OK

Mr Benns Bi nights OMG . We have been to many "bi" events and this one that is held at VA is our favourite.

There is a good crowd of sexy couples and sufficient good looking single men but not too many and no wanking zombies...more couples than single men attend .

The host is so welcoming and makes us and other feel very relaxed.

Have no clue what Jaslsa is banging on about ,probably a fake profile, or the host refused to play with them.

Date: 24 December 2022

Rating: OK
	Attended Mr Benns Bi night and as always it was absolutely fabulous x It was a little quiet but that’s to be expected at this time of year! Can’t wait to visit this amazing club again for NYE xx If you see me, come squeeze me ;-) xx Date: 23 December 2022

Rating: Avoid
	We went to Mr Benn’s bi night last Friday. Fabulous club . Lovely place with lovely staff but it was fairly empty and we think that has something to do with the host! Date: 21 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended our first ever Mr Bens night ! And wow we wasn’t disappointed! Love this club! Just please warm the smoking area ?? was nice to meet people and I hope u all had a great time like us see u in 2023 VA ! X Date: 18 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	If you weren’t at the VA2 House Rocks night on Saturday then you were definitely in the wrong place! What a great night House Rocks is and getting a real following of super sexy people who appreciate good music, know how to dance and have lots of sexy fun. We love the VA because they go over and beyond to welcome their guests and make sure you are completely safe and enjoying your evening. Thank you so much Team VA2 xx Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

If you weren’t at the VA2 House Rocks night on Saturday then you were definitely in the wrong place! What a great night House Rocks is and getting a real following of super sexy people who appreciate good music, know how to dance and have lots of sexy fun. We love the VA because they go over and beyond to welcome their guests and make sure you are completely safe and enjoying your evening. Thank you so much Team VA2 xx

Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	After much positive feedback about VA2, we decided that the O’s needed to attend and experience the venue on the amazing ‘house rocks’ nights. We stayed over in one of the on-site rooms, which were clean, comfortable and warm. Upon opening at 8pm, we entered and were literally the first ones in. We were shown around the establishment by ‘Our Brian’ who may we add, is sweet as a nut! Every swinging venue needs a ‘Brian’ :) The venue is by far the best we’ve come across so far and in all honesty will take some beating. It’s well decorated, classy, clean and comfortable. Big big big thanks to the staff, whom are very friendly and professional. We can personally say, that VA is going to be our ‘go to’ venue. We didn’t really go with the intention of having any fun, just to set that dance floor on fire… which I think we did with aplomb. The music was provided by the amazing ‘DJ egg’ and he blew us away, with his fine mixing skills and such a wicked set… any clubbers dream. He had us well and truly glued to the tiles. So if you want a safe, happy environment to meet sexy people and get up to no good/ dance your feet off…. Head to VA2. The O’s xxxx Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

After much positive feedback about VA2, we decided that the O’s needed to attend and experience the venue on the amazing ‘house rocks’ nights. We stayed over in one of the on-site rooms, which were clean, comfortable and warm. Upon opening at 8pm, we entered and were literally the first ones in. We were shown around the establishment by ‘Our Brian’ who may we add, is sweet as a nut! Every swinging venue needs a ‘Brian’ :)

The venue is by far the best we’ve come across so far and in all honesty will take some beating. It’s well decorated, classy, clean and comfortable. Big big big thanks to the staff, whom are very friendly and professional. We can personally say, that VA is going to be our ‘go to’ venue. We didn’t really go with the intention of having any fun, just to set that dance floor on fire… which I think we did with aplomb. The music was provided by the amazing ‘DJ egg’ and he blew us away, with his fine mixing skills and such a wicked set… any clubbers dream. He had us well and truly glued to the tiles. So if you want a safe, happy environment to meet sexy people and get up to no good/ dance your feet off…. Head to VA2.

The O’s xxxx

Date: 12 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another visit to one of the VA's Newbie Nights on 10/12/22! A Fantastic club with a fabulous event and a fun crowd. Not much more to say except will definitely be returning! Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another amazing night started with meeting a few sexy ladies at our hotel so we could travel in together, the club night is always a success with Kutty and Gizmo as hosts making the newer guest feel safe and welcomed and dealing with any issues which arise swiftly Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: OK
	Once again had a lovely evening, it’s a very good managed club and their standards still remain high and very professional. Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great visit to VA! Fantastic venue, awesome staff and atmosphere. We'll be back again soon. Let us know if you saw us x Date: 11 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night at this club. Attended newbie night for my 2nd visit and had an amazing night. The club is clean and welcoming the staff are friendly and keen to help with anything you need. The hosts of this event Kitty and Gizmo are just amazing people they make you feel very welcome and are great fun. It's the people that make VA what it is everyone is very respectful and staff are quick to deal with anyone breaking the rules making it a safe space for all who attend. Absolutely love this club and its people thanks for another amazing night see you again soon x Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

Another great night at this club. Attended newbie night for my 2nd visit and had an amazing night. The club is clean and welcoming the staff are friendly and keen to help with anything you need. The hosts of this event Kitty and Gizmo are just amazing people they make you feel very welcome and are great fun. It's the people that make VA what it is everyone is very respectful and staff are quick to deal with anyone breaking the rules making it a safe space for all who attend. Absolutely love this club and its people thanks for another amazing night see you again soon x

Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	I have attended VA a few times now and each time I leave feeling on cloud 9! As a single female I love how safe I feel at VA and they really do make an effort to encourage a safe, respectful and fun atmosphere. The bar area is lush and the hot tub is amazing! Would recommend the Newbie Nights to anyone as the wonderful hosts (Kitty&Gizmo) make every effort to make your night a success. Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous

I have attended VA a few times now and each time I leave feeling on cloud 9!

As a single female I love how safe I feel at VA and they really do make an effort to encourage a safe, respectful and fun atmosphere.

The bar area is lush and the hot tub is amazing!

Would recommend the Newbie Nights to anyone as the wonderful hosts (Kitty&Gizmo) make every effort to make your night a success.

Date: 10 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Late post but what a brillaint few times visting here 26h then a few weeks before and always great staff great people and lota of fun come say hi we not shy but open to swap we are coming again on 10th december Date: 4 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA for the 1st time on Friday! We had a fantastic night. The club is fabulous. We enjoy the night out part of a club visit as much as the play and VA is perfect for this. We had a great time sat at the bar chatting for a few hours and drinking way too much before heading off for some serious fun! We'll definitely be back for more! Date: 4 December 2022

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet another great night at VA. Absolutely love this place, exudes class and debauchery all under one roof. Date: 3 December 2022

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