The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: OK
	Great night at VA last night for the valentines event staff amazing as always hot crowd too. clean great music and just all round a good club until next time ;) Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended last night to the Valentines event and must say, everyone was looking amazing, great atmosphere. Was a good turn out, if you think you saw us or had a chat with us say hi xxx Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	My second time visiting VA last night and had an amazing time. Great venue, great crowd, very reasonable pricea and the staff are all throughly wonderful! The hotel bedrooms are very clean and comfortable too. Just wish I could come more often. Can't wait to try out the outside areas come summer. Thanks ladies. Date: 11 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the Milf club on feb 8 2023 after being away for a long time and wow has it changed, and all for the better I may add. Great new play areas, and the atmosphere was electric, and tbh everyone was just enjoying themselves. Big shout for the bar ladies who apart from looking gorgeous....gave as good good as they received in the banter dept ha ha. I’ll be back x Date: 10 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	another fun filled afternoon .. friendly staff.. good company .. cant wait for the summer for the gardens to open xx Date: 9 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	The Vanilla Alternative is the club in the UK that keeps on giving. Another fun filled night on Saturday in the adventure palace. The VA has a beautiful vibe, matched by the ladies who keep us hydrated, Brian who is always on hand to help and Chris & Jules who welcome you with smiles and just want every client to enjoy the night. Mark Eldridge @ House Rocks provides the music and hey presto you’re onto a winner every time! Thanks Team VA, I guess if Carlsberg did Adult Clubs it would be the VA! Well done all. We’re back Valentines and can hardly wait! Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

The Vanilla Alternative is the club in the UK that keeps on giving. Another fun filled night on Saturday in the adventure palace. The VA has a beautiful vibe, matched by the ladies who keep us hydrated, Brian who is always on hand to help and Chris & Jules who welcome you with smiles and just want every client to enjoy the night. Mark Eldridge @ House Rocks provides the music and hey presto you’re onto a winner every time! Thanks Team VA, I guess if Carlsberg did Adult Clubs it would be the VA! Well done all. We’re back Valentines and can hardly wait!

Date: 6 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another night at the VA and simply amazing as always! Chris and Jules are friendly amazing hosts and easy on the eye too! The bar staff tend to your every need while looking hot as hell! Great company, laughs, facilities and a kinky fun time had by us. Be back again ASAP ;) Date: 5 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at VA the staff are fantastic as always, Chris and Jules have found a few new staff that have fit in amazingly and are a real credit to them. I always enjoy coming to VA as I know I will have a laugh especially with Mr Benn on hosting duties, your shots on a covk are always a hit Date: 4 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time visiting VA for the bi night last night. Had a great time and was made to feel very welcome. Hope to return again soon. Date: 4 February 2023

Rating: Avoid
	why would you allow somebody phone up agree to let them have entry allow them to book a hotel room and then refuse them entry because they hadn’t checked with the event host! wasting my time and money Date: 3 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I would just like to say that I have never felt so confident and comfortable in a swinging club like I have at VA. We as a couple have been to many clubs but VA is the one which we have been going back to monthly for a while now and we wouldn’t and couldn’t go anywhere else on our monthly date nights. It’s home away from home. All the staff are beautiful, amazing & deal with any issues or situations straight away. Thank you to the owners for being simply the best! Every time we leave we always have smiles on our faces and can’t wait for the following month. All I can say is roll on Friday! Date: 31 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I would just like to say that I have never felt so confident and comfortable in a swinging club like I have at VA. We as a couple have been to many clubs but VA is the one which we have been going back to monthly for a while now and we wouldn’t and couldn’t go anywhere else on our monthly date nights. It’s home away from home. All the staff are beautiful, amazing & deal with any issues or situations straight away. Thank you to the owners for being simply the best! Every time we leave we always have smiles on our faces and can’t wait for the following month. All I can say is roll on Friday!

Date: 31 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What can we say about this place? Absolutely banging night at the Ibiza party! Meet some stunning people, amazing people and friendly people! The staff are soo welcoming ( shh love u Katie ) and the rest of the team of course! What a great night in the greatest places we’ve discovered! See u very soon x Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is the most amazing friendly and relaxed club you could wish for. We have had some really fab times here and the tropical Ibiza party night last night was one of the best. The staff are all wonderful and make the place special. Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Laying here in our VA bed on this Sunday morning with big smiles after another epic night at the VA. Tropical Ibiza night was certainly hot! Great music, beautiful clientele, Brian and the bar staff smashing it, who are so friendly and welcoming. The club itself is clean and comfortable and the VA hotel is perfect, and a plus to be able to book an on site room. The ultimate bonus last night was watching the beautiful Katie slide from serving drinks at the bar to serving the sexiest lap dance on a birthday boy last night, what a lucky guy! If you want eye candy whilst being served your drinks the VA is the place to come. And lastly our thanks go to Jules Mrs VA and Chris Mr VA who without them none of these nights would exist…..bring on next week! Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Laying here in our VA bed on this Sunday morning with big smiles after another epic night at the VA. Tropical Ibiza night was certainly hot! Great music, beautiful clientele, Brian and the bar staff smashing it, who are so friendly and welcoming. The club itself is clean and comfortable and the VA hotel is perfect, and a plus to be able to book an on site room. The ultimate bonus last night was watching the beautiful Katie slide from serving drinks at the bar to serving the sexiest lap dance on a birthday boy last night, what a lucky guy! If you want eye candy whilst being served your drinks the VA is the place to come. And lastly our thanks go to Jules Mrs VA and Chris Mr VA who without them none of these nights would exist…..bring on next week!

Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Still buzzing after a fun filled night at the VA Ibiza themed party My special playmate and me had a very enthusiastic evening!!! A wonderful experience-again Lovely hosts,the clientele play and play hard and the facilities are spotless A great start to 2023 at VA Date: 29 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at milf club and can honestly say was worth going. Great all rounder and very good vibe. Got to meet a very sexy lady. Will be attending again very soon Date: 25 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night on sat 21st kitty and gizmo great hosts and the bar staff were super friendly excellent night , we stayed over and hotel was great perfect night Date: 24 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	We came along in early January, for our first ever evening visit. We'd been to the lux lounge before. We loved the couples' room nice and warm, the massage table was our go to with plenty of glove time. Another squirter friendly bed in that room would be a nice addition. Having fun and frolics in the large pool was nice. Viva the lux Lounge. Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	Had a great time last night at the newbies event hosted by the amazing kitty and gizmo. Lots of fun was had by everyone and we will be back again very soon Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	Lovely night . Was good to see old and make new friends. Date: 22 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Often attend milf club with the girlies… last week was my birthday… what a day!!!!! Girls arranged for me to be the human Buffett … very messy. Then a massage and finally riding the cowgirl …. A birthday I won’t forget. Great club, the best staff … will be back again Date: 18 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA's today and attended the MILF Club. Made to feel very welcome by all and great to see so many people. Fun was had and will definitely be going back! Date: 18 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	Enjoyed an evening here Sat 14th Jan. First time in quite a while, but nice to see the changes and familiar faces. A bit quiet, maybe, but there was some lovely scenery to enjoy, and relaxing in the hot tub is always a pleasure! Music was good, but we thought “I’m a one woman man” was a bit ironic! :-D Hope to make it back for next Bi-night! Date: 17 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	We’ve been here for the first time Sat 14th, found it a bit quiet (probs cuz it’s January) but still fun and will look forward to come back for a bigger event. The staff were lovely and very welcoming. :-) Date: 15 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	We’ve been second time at VA Sat 14th good vibe, good music been quiet but sexy people! Looking forward to visit again. Date: 15 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	The club has a real luxury feel about it and we are looking forward to returning when it's a bit busier and when the Lux lounge is open. Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	After few months We visited again on saturday. Staff amazing - helpful and smiled We like atmosphere there - crazy, beautiful people plus amazing staff = incredible day. We will come back soon Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fun
	Been a while since we've been so was nice to be back. A very last minute but enjoyable evening. Lots of fun in and near the hot tub, especially with one couple - they know who they are! Friendly and welcoming staff as always Xx Date: 8 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had my night at a swingers club and damn I don't think I could have picked a better club to dip my toes into! I attended it with a female friend and we had a blast!...the venue and set up was amazing, the staff was so friendly and the atmosphere was great...I've fully got a taste of VA and will be attending more regularly now. Thanks for a great night Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our first visit in this club. Amazing experience with great views in couple only area. Very good music. Dance floor was for us only, others were busy in different way... Thanks for introduction and fantastic atmosphere. Date: 7 January 2023

Rating: OK
	This was our first time attending VA and it was such an amazing club. Staff so welcoming and friendly and the facilities were amazing. We especially loved the hot tub and couples only area! Will definitely be back again Date: 7 January 2023

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