The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

info@va2.co.uk,
info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,

This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: Fabulous
	I recently attended the VA Christmas Party with a a naughty boy accomplice, having attended this club many times I can vouch that it’s a fantastic place, but it’s not just the walls, which make the party, it’s the people. It’s always buzzing with action everywhere, I love attending the club and meeting up with swinging friends, socially and sexually, so many people keep returning again, and again…because it’s FUN, FUN, FUN !!! See you in 2025 xx Date: 23 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous

I recently attended the VA Christmas Party with a a naughty boy accomplice, having attended this club many times I can vouch that it’s a fantastic place, but it’s not just the walls, which make the party, it’s the people. It’s always buzzing with action everywhere, I love attending the club and meeting up with swinging friends, socially and sexually, so many people keep returning again, and again…because it’s FUN, FUN, FUN !!! See you in 2025 xx

Date: 23 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	My first attendance to MILF, definitely one of the best swinger club in region, friendly, welcoming, greeting staff, put me at ease straight away, showed me around, will definitely be returning again. Date: 23 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	The VA Xmas party was another amazing night at our favourite club. This is our favourite night of the year and as always we weren’t disappointed. The wonderful staff were as friendly and welcoming as usual, and the guests were fun and sexy. We were so glad that we invited friends for their first trip to VA. They, as well as us of course will be back!!! Date: 23 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	A wonderful evening was enjoyed at the recent Christmas Party A great event superbly organised and managed My playmate and I had a super time with the like minded and naughty guests Perfect number of attendees and hardworking staff created the perfect atmosphere See you again very soon J Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic evening at VA honestly you can’t go wrong with this place the team always go above and beyond and always hold top notch nights, thank you again, looking forward as always to being back again soon xx Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Second time coming down from Scotland to VA for the Christmas party and had such a great time. Definitely our favourite venue and always have the best experiences here. Will definitely coming back again next time we are down Xx Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Visiting VA last night for Christmas party. Great venue, staff so welcome, sexy people all over the place. We did have a great time definitely back again soon. Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We recently attended WWW event at VA. This was our first visit to the venue. We really loved the layout of the club and liked the fact that it had lots of playrooms. The staff are very friendly and welcoming. This is a club we are looking to attend again in the future. Date: 21 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Just finished attending my first WWW event at the VA. Hadn’t been at this club for around 10 years and love the changes brought into the club. Party was a vibe, great mix of guests, fabulous hosts, well presented decor, spacious and great facilities. Won’t leave it for long to visit this wonderful place again. Lots of fun. Date: 21 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another awesome visit in the books. The What Women Want event continues to be my favorite way to spend a Friday afternoon. I made friends at the first one I attended in July that are now truly dear. And I made another one today I hope will last! I’m already gagging for January!! Date: 20 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all the wonderful staff at the Vanilla Alternative. Thank you for all your hard work over the year and for making every event I have attended an enjoyable and memorable one. Sending all good wishes your way and thank you for the opportunity to attend your amazing club. Ten out of ten every time! X Date: 20 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA for the third time last Saturday and had another great night. Such a classy environment, full of lots of sexy people. Looking forward to our next visit Date: 18 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Fantastic afternoon at Christmas Milf club Great atmosphere, wonderful food and lots of very sexy Mrs Xmas. Date: 18 December 2024

Rating: Fun
	Attended VA for Christmas Dec n Dance last night. As always, such a fun, respectful venue to come to. Staff are amazing as always. Music was banging. Attendees were sexy. Time flies when you are having fun x Date: 15 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	I had my first trip to VA last night and I was very impressed. The decor is more like a private gold club and the staff were delightful- big shout out to the ladies behind the bar!! I am very much looking forward to staying over night in February for my birthday treat and I will be getting into the giant tub next time. Maybe my new fav place to play !! Date: 15 December 2024

Rating: Fun
	First time at the VA today and was a great night xx great facilities and great staff . Will deffo be back for more soon ! Date: 15 December 2024

Rating: OK
	Me and my husband have been twice now, it was that good we went back two weeks later, very respectful, clientele very sexy and respectful, sexy couples, and the music is our vibe old skool classics ect... bar staff 100% can't wait go back! Date: 12 December 2024

Rating: OK
	Attended MILF club on 4th December had a great time met some lovely people new and and regular, great club as always will be back next year. Date: 9 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Absolutely brilliant venue and the amount of hot couples was incredible well vetted good music just hotties everywhere brilliant night x Date: 8 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	OMG and Wow Wow Wow these VA bi nights continue to grow in community and popularity ……. We love to bring a certain energy to the club particularly on the bi nights and each and every time the club and their team facilitate this fabulous community and their needs so very very well……. We cannot thank them enough for the effort they put in to ensuring we as a community can have the best night ever ……. And as each event goes on, it gets better and better and better …. So thank you, VA for all that you do and keep the fun going and see you real soon …… much love and big hugs from Tats1 and Tats2 xxx Date: 8 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous

OMG and Wow Wow Wow these VA bi nights continue to grow in community and popularity ……. We love to bring a certain energy to the club particularly on the bi nights and each and every time the club and their team facilitate this fabulous community and their needs so very very well……. We cannot thank them enough for the effort they put in to ensuring we as a community can have the best night ever ……. And as each event goes on, it gets better and better and better …. So thank you, VA for all that you do and keep the fun going and see you real soon …… much love and big hugs from Tats1 and Tats2 xxx

Date: 8 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great night at the bi night. VA do it right…. Staff, guest and the flame thrower. Looking forward to do it all again in February Date: 7 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic night at VA bi night. This club just gets it. Everything you could want is catered for. Staff couldn’t be any more friendly, host is top notch, and the vibe is friendly and open. Five star from us and highly recommended. Date: 7 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fab night at VA... The crowd just gets better and better month on month. As always the club is spotless and the staff super-friendly. Full marks to James for making this monthly event so laid back, inclusive and downright naughty. We'll never be able to look Santa in the face again after what we saw in the playrooms. Date: 7 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended a Friday bi night and it was a fantastic night. The club is always impeccable and the staff very friendly and work so hard. It was great to see the club so busy with a brilliant mix of people. It gets a 5star from us Date: 7 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	A gorgeous evening of bi night fun with lovely men and wonderful women and considerate and playful people as Kitten and explored and made some lovely new friends and hopefully connect again , we will be back Date: 7 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	VA, you never disappoint. Another fantastic evening spent in a beautiful club with beautiful people. This bi-event has so many hot sexy and friendly people, non more so than the commensurate host, James. For me, it's such a shame it's so far away or else I'd be there a whole lot more. Thank you for a wonderful time. X Date: 7 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow! What a fabulous, naughty MILF afternoon that was....met so many hit, sexy people. James if you read this message us ;) so pleased we finally got a weekday off to attend, hopefully we'll attend this daytime event again soon. Still smiling......xxxC&Dxx Date: 4 December 2024

Rating: Fun
	We had our second visit to VA at their Saturday seduction evening and it didn’t disappoint… the staff were great (and we even got to meet the resident cat)! Met some lovely people and had a lot of fun throughout the night and into the (very) early hours. Will definitely be returning!! Date: 1 December 2024

Rating: Fun
	As ever, it was a great trip to the amazing VA on Friday. This was our first party with What Women Want, and our first daytime party. Well, these women most definitely do host a fabulous event!! It was friendly and sexy and playful all wrapped up together— and SOOOO many people there!! Amazing. Thx all, hope to see you again soon xx Date: 1 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to this club for a private event, enjoyed it so much I got a membership and also joined that evening, staff are impeccable and the people that I met were all great Date: 1 December 2024

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