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The Vanilla Alternative

Tempsford, South East

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This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party!

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Rating: OK
Another great night at Vanilla Alternative! We’ll be back soon… Booked again for February 15th! Happy Valentine’s ;)

Date: 5 January 2025

Rating: Fun
Went to VA for the first time on New Year’s Eve. I had a blast! People had made such an effort to look gorgeous for the event and I couldn’t fault the organisation by the club staff. I also made use of the shuttle bus - which was actually a luxury coach!

As I’m now the proud holder of a nice new shiny couples membership, I’m sure we will be back.


Date: 3 January 2025

Rating: Fun
What a fabulous NYE party! Jules and the team you certainly knocked it out the park yet again and a fantastic shuttle service to boot!

What a fantastic night and so many naughty adventures:)


Date: 3 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Loveeeee the VA! You will Always have a good night indeed!!

We went to the NYE event and had lotsssss of fun! Everyone was looking gorgeous and it was very busy so the staff did amazing and they are always happy and up for a laugh! Till next timeeeeee... x


Date: 2 January 2025

Rating: Fun
Our first time at the club was the NYE black tie event. What a great turn out the places was full. We had a great time enjoyed the atmosphere and the layout. we will defo be back!

Date: 2 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Yes again the most fabulous time. I met some friends for NYE and they all looked amazing all dressed up in dinner jackets and cocktail dresses. But it didn’t take long to dress down and enjoy the facilities before midnight. Everyone was playful and fun and there was lots going on in all the rooms and the dungeon. My most favourite club. Thanks to all the staff xx

Date: 2 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
I've been attending this club since the first weekend it opened and they really raise the bar.

For New Year's Eve the place was perfectly decorated and looking amazing. The black tie event guests looked so gorgeous, sexy and classy.

The owners, manager and staff worked tirelessly to make sure that everybody had a brilliant night and no one had to wait very long to be served at the bar Pete Andrews kept the dance floor alive with his musical journey, and all in all it was a fabulous night.

Thank you so much Va you really bring the community together.


Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: Fun
Attended the NYE party, the staff were fantastic and the bar was well run even on a packed night. Respectful behaviour from all attendees and a good crowd.

Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Had an amazing time last night at Vanilla alternatives black tie new years eve event. . The club is simply the plushest most luxurious venue we've been too.. and last night it was packed with sexy people dressed to impress having fun.. credit to all the staff who worked really hard to make the event so spectacular

Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
What an absolutely fabulous night New Year’s Eve was last night @ VA. A black tie event where everyone dressed for the occasion, making it a classy night, with members dressed to impress and the interior adorned to perfection. But, a huge shout out, must go to the owners and staff at the VA who worked with speed and elegance to get your drinks served in record time at a SOLD out event. The music was exceptional, supplied by DJ Pete Andrews who created the vibe and took us all on a musical journey. The Vanilla Alternative is a club that consistently delivers with event after event and this is why we have made it our No.1. Thank you VA and a happy and prosperous New Years to you all xx

Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: OK
Hi

Me nad my girl friend had another great night at VA last night .

Thanks everyone!


Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
One more great NYE !! We danced, drank , kissed, met new friends and had lots of fun!!! Thank you VA.

See you again on our next travels from Greece !



Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Great NYE party at the best club by far.Atmosphere,guests ,venue and staff always make for a fabulous night.

Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
Another sexy & fantastic New Year's eve at VA. Thank you to the whole VA team xx

Date: 1 January 2025

Rating: Fabulous
I've been to VA many a time, most recently for the Bi night which was so incredibly fun! The night was buzzing with a gorgeous crowd, completely inclusive, friendly and as a solo girl, I was made to feel very welcome!

I'll be back for the Kinky Carnival in Feb if not before! X


Date: 30 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
The Christmas party at VA was our first experience in the club scene. First of all we had a great welcome followed by a personal tour of the premises any questions were quickly answered then we were left to our own devices to search around. Everyone was super friendly met a great couple had some fun and then we continued and had fun in almost ever room. We’re now booking up for NYE. Thanks team VA

Date: 27 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
I recently attended the VA Christmas Party with a a naughty boy accomplice, having attended this club many times I can vouch that it’s a fantastic place, but it’s not just the walls, which make the party, it’s the people. It’s always buzzing with action everywhere, I love attending the club and meeting up with swinging friends, socially and sexually, so many people keep returning again, and again…because it’s FUN, FUN, FUN !!! See you in 2025 xx

Date: 23 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
My first attendance to MILF, definitely one of the best swinger club in region, friendly, welcoming, greeting staff, put me at ease straight away, showed me around, will definitely be returning again.

Date: 23 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
The VA Xmas party was another amazing night at our favourite club. This is our favourite night of the year and as always we weren’t disappointed. The wonderful staff were as friendly and welcoming as usual, and the guests were fun and sexy. We were so glad that we invited friends for their first trip to VA. They, as well as us of course will be back!!!

Date: 23 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
A wonderful evening was enjoyed at the recent Christmas Party

A great event superbly organised and managed

My playmate and I had a super time with the like minded and naughty guests

Perfect number of attendees and hardworking staff created the perfect atmosphere

See you again very soon

J


Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Another fantastic evening at VA honestly you can’t go wrong with this place the team always go above and beyond and always hold top notch nights, thank you again, looking forward as always to being back again soon xx

Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Second time coming down from Scotland to VA for the Christmas party and had such a great time. Definitely our favourite venue and always have the best experiences here. Will definitely coming back again next time we are down Xx

Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Visiting VA last night for Christmas party. Great venue, staff so welcome, sexy people all over the place. We did have a great time definitely back again soon.

Date: 22 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
We recently attended WWW event at VA. This was our first visit to the venue. We really loved the layout of the club and liked the fact that it had lots of playrooms. The staff are very friendly and welcoming. This is a club we are looking to attend again in the future.

Date: 21 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Just finished attending my first WWW event at the VA. Hadn’t been at this club for around 10 years and love the changes brought into the club. Party was a vibe, great mix of guests, fabulous hosts, well presented decor, spacious and great facilities. Won’t leave it for long to visit this wonderful place again. Lots of fun.

Date: 21 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Another awesome visit in the books. The What Women Want event continues to be my favorite way to spend a Friday afternoon.

I made friends at the first one I attended in July that are now truly dear. And I made another one today I hope will last!

I’m already gagging for January!!


Date: 20 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all the wonderful staff at the Vanilla Alternative. Thank you for all your hard work over the year and for making every event I have attended an enjoyable and memorable one. Sending all good wishes your way and thank you for the opportunity to attend your amazing club. Ten out of ten every time! X

Date: 20 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA for the third time last Saturday and had another great night. Such a classy environment, full of lots of sexy people. Looking forward to our next visit

Date: 18 December 2024

Rating: Fabulous
Fantastic afternoon at Christmas Milf club

Great atmosphere, wonderful food and lots of very sexy Mrs Xmas.


Date: 18 December 2024

Rating: Fun
Attended VA for Christmas Dec n Dance last night. As always, such a fun, respectful venue to come to. Staff are amazing as always. Music was banging. Attendees were sexy. Time flies when you are having fun x

Date: 15 December 2024

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