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By *hagTonight OP   Man 4 days ago

From the land of haribos.

I have noticed that we have new forumiters and it would be fun to know more about you.

Hi. I am _hagtonight, a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings.

In my free time I like to go to the gym, study languages like german and spaninsh and also to do yoga.

My main passion is oil painting witch I do everyday. I like to pain portraits and landscapes

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman 4 days ago

Birmingham

I'm a real life gnome and I like penis, that's all everyone needs to know.

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By *ir tootMan 4 days ago

Burton-on-Trent

I'm toot, I have a penis that boings up and down.

I also run a fab bar, who'd of figured that would be on here.

I like my video games and many other things.

So basically:

[REDACTED]

And that's it really.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 4 days ago

The Continental

JW. Stoke, land of the shittest footbal team ever, and Robbie Williams.

Certified idiot, can’t be taken too seriously around here.

Handsome as fuck.

Hobbies…..aviation, hot women, hot men, and eating too much.

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By *ony MannMan 4 days ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura


"I'm a real life gnome and I like penis, that's all everyone needs to know."

That is to the point.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 days ago

I'm Raven

Unenthusiastic, forgettable and a tad annoying.

I fall asleep listening to murder stories and unless you are furry with 4 legs I don't like cuddling.

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By *acktar74Man 4 days ago

leeds

I am fat I wobble.

I like cheesecake

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By *midnight-Woman 4 days ago

...

I'm midnight, very friendly and inclusive.

My superpower is being able to inject people with positivity / happiness

Famous for my 'yes Daddy' Blue pants pose which is sadly lost forever as my phone died with all of my fab pics, unless any of you perverts downloaded it

Recently returned to the forum after a really hard breakup, but been here for 6 years now I think

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By *ubMissNorfolk89Woman 4 days ago

Downham Market

I’m Claudia naturally submissive with a love for experimenting. I enjoy exploring power dynamics and kinks in a safe, respectful way. BDSM, humiliation and degradation teasing are my things. That said, I’m also up for vanilla fun when the vibe is right. For me, it’s all about finding the right chemistry and enjoying the moment.

I’m confident in what I like and open to discovering more. I joined this site to meet like-minded people who are clean, respectful, and as discreet as I am. It’s all about connection, trust, and having a fucking good time

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By *tephanjMan 4 days ago

Kettering

I'm Stephan I'm very old and grumpy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 4 days ago

Leeds

I'm mocha, socially awkward, good boobs which hopefully makes up for the rest lacking, green eyes, long hair and I occasionally smile.

I like books, boobs & mochas, I'd rather go to bed at 8 than party the night away.

Fab turned me gay.

Mrs

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By *rivervaderMan 4 days ago

bolton

I’m over 6’ average Willy and ever hopeful

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By *etwife8230Couple 4 days ago

Newport

Just recently joined in the summer , like holidays, coffee, wine and a good giggle and turns out now girls 🙄x

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By *is and hers 2024Couple 4 days ago

york

Hi were L and R

Met on this site nearly 4 years ago and now married.

can both be a little socially awkward to start with.

Had a few mfm meets on our old profile although mainly looking for some couples to have fun with now.

During the summer we play outdoors alot, During the winter we're venturing to clubs when we get chance.

Anything else just ask!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 4 days ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm a glamorous,slim, extremely feminine convincing transvestite....

................

..............

I'm also a compulsive liar..😸

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 4 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I'm Dai (not my real name)

Returned to Fab after a few years hiatus. Came back to cheer myself up after some months walking the black dog in 2024; have felt very welcomed in the Lounge (some even remembered me 🤗) since coming back, thank you all.

I travel with work hence the weird location on my profile, but if I had to CHOOSE two cities to call home, I'm lucky that these would be the two!

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 days ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

What a nice welcoming thread Shag. Hopefully lots of new people will drop a line here

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By *urvyBunnyWoman 4 days ago

Suffolk

I'm Bunny

By day I'm a quiet, sleepy Bunny, but by night I'm raring to go and full of energy.

I like anything crafty, playing games, animals (especially bunnies!), naps, cooking and dancing (regardless of being pretty naff at it!)

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By *onjoliveMan 4 days ago

bournemouth

I’m Jon.

No superpowers…more a side kick but every superhero needs one to get the job done.

Open minded, interested in most things…hence joining the site. So far it’s been fun, plenty of good people to chat too….and I’ve learnt a few things.

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By *vaRose43Woman 4 days ago

Forest of Dean

Hey I’m Eva

Mostly kind, mostly friendly, a little bit sarcastic, a tad socially awkward and definitely autistic. Don’t be a dick, and we will get along fine.

Apparently I look like butter wouldn’t melt, but I have also been told I’m a dead ringer for Edna Mode 🤓. So keep the capes at home.

Kinky, flirty (if I’m not trying), direct and as blunt as a mallet. I know… I’m really selling myself here.

I’m terrible at checking messages, it’s definitely a me thing not a you thing. If I’m online I’m usually here in the forums.

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By *ildTimes.Man 4 days ago

Colchester/London

'That Guy'

God complex, all round Legend and general piss taker! Usually found owning people that 'think' they have banter... Loved and hated in equal measure ...oh and everything I say is to be taken seriously.

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By *dam1971Man 4 days ago

Bedford

I’m Adam, been here a while, even when I was married and cheating which made me as welcome as a poo in a pool.

Divorced for a few years now, can usually be found on the forum either making stupid jokes or being supportive on mental health threads. There’s not really much middle ground because I think all the answers to “Do you prefer fat or thin girls?” have already been done.

I don’t often let people get close, but sometimes it happens. I meet occasionally and have found everyone I’ve spoken to over coffee to be utterly charming. Choose carefully and hopefully you newbies will find the same.

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By *l_JJMan 4 days ago

South Essex

I'm Jay, and although I’ve been a member here for a while, I’m just now diving into the community.

I enjoy traveling to off the beaten path destinations, working on creative projects, and expanding my perspective through reading mostly audiobooks, but I read as well.

I appreciate intelligence, depth of character, and meaningful connections.

I’m here, like the rest of you, to explore my kinks and have some fun just trying not to safeword out of an awkward dungeon icebreaker or spend an hour untangling rope knots I can't explain to the fire service.

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By *enk15Man 4 days ago

Evesham

I'm Denk

I have long suffered from social anxiety and spent years of my life pretending I didn't need people. I was miserable.

So now I am actively trying to make new friends and relationships.

I like to write screenplays, game, adventure, grow stuff and have far too many houseplants.

I very much like the sex and enjoying discovering what my likes and kinks are.

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By *ummerof92Man 4 days ago

runcorn

I’m Edward

I’m 6ft 10 but fab doesn’t have my height as an option I’m gonna say it’s heightism haha

Looking for a more regular FWB but open to make connections with people!

Little scared of the club scene though haha!

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By *moothdickMan 4 days ago

stoke

Hi, I’m smooth & yes I have dick, but it’s not my main quality…

5,11 with a bit of a dad bod … apparently I av a good sense of humor and like making others laugh. Can be quite intellectual when one puts my mind to it… have a very naughty mind ..

Would like to find a naughty lady for a club buddy and regular fun

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By *BCs WolfMan 4 days ago

london


"I'm a real life gnome and I like penis, that's all everyone needs to know."

Thats a very direct and straight to it response lol. Quite the turn on

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By *BCs WolfMan 4 days ago

london

BBC Wolf here.

Profession in medicine & Research

Free time: reading novels ( action, thriller, comedy, sci fi, horror ), cooking, HITT, Yoga, Hiking, Snorkelling, walks in the woods )

New account but not New to the game

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By *rdere OpusCouple 4 days ago

Brum - ish

We're Ardere Opus, a fun and outgoing couple who met in 2024 and have embraced this journey of sexual exploration together. Prior fab veterans as singles (Crimson Rose and Chillout).

We both enjoy posting on the forums and interaction with people. The swinging environment in general holds great appeal gor us. Our focus for 2025 are primarily club visits and meeting like minded couples for friendship or more.

Wishing everyone a horny and memorable 2025😁😈

L & S

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By *Jblue321Man 4 days ago

Chester

Hey I’m FJ been on and off here for a couple of years, haven’t yet tried a club but been in the lifestyle for a while

Music tastes emo/rock/indie

Loves films and gaming so basically an elder emo nerd

Sarcastic and slight autistic so be warned to be direct always happy to talk about anything

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By *allySlinkyWoman 4 days ago

Leeds

Hello I'm Sally. I spend far too much of my time in the Forums. I especially enjoy the word games. I enjoy sex too.

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By *laytonAMan 4 days ago

Newport

Hi, I'm Ian, occasional forumitte, long time FS member.

I Enjoy being outside in the wild or making things from wood, amongst various other hobbies.

Sarcastic and slightly weird sense of humour, chilled with more than a little kink thrown in.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 4 days ago

Always on the move

Chris here. Just your ordinary, painfully average looking, travels for work, Northern Gent. Tends not to things seriously until it winds me up to the point it's all I can think about...probably the ADHD that though...

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 4 days ago

Reading

Hi, Em.

Fairly new. Joined on this account in early 2024 after a hideous break up that I feel like I'm still recovering from. If me getting over the relationship takes longer than the actual relationship was I might just cry forever. But I also won't be surprised.

I have a complicated relationship with attraction so find it hard to find what I'm looking for here, so spend time on the forums for the entertainment.

I love to read. Please talk to me about books. Or poetry. Or musical theatre. Or dogs.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 4 days ago

pink panther territory

Hi I'm foxy or greeneyes

From the beautiful but freezing cold Northeast

I'm very ordinary, happy sane oldie

Often found in the forums

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 4 days ago

North West

Hi, I'm Julie, a poly Pollyanna. Usually irritatingly upbeat and optimistic. Occasionally snarky and sarky. I've been on here two years on my couple profile with Beef and started this profile in the summer as I entered a new romantic relationship and solo explorations became a bigger thing for us.

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By *quirrel!Man 4 days ago

Nearby


"I'm a real life gnome and I like penis, that's all everyone needs to know."

I have a penis!!!!

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By *ookie46Woman 4 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m Cookie, been here around 7/8 years now and made some bloody good friends

You’ll mostly find me travelling around the country attending social events and catching up with friends

I’m positive, smiley and occasionally witty

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By *arry bethelABCMan 4 days ago

Aberdeen

Hi im Barry im from a very cold and snowy Aberdeen. Im the guy whos probaly shown as being 400+ miles away.

Im here for the forums and crack i ebjoy the company of fab

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By *ea monkeyMan 4 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m Tea, I’m very new here. I’ve never been with a woman or a man and I’d love to know what the sex is like.

I enjoy painting myself with custard and pretending I’m a minion

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By *heGateKeeperMan 4 days ago

Stratford

I’m TheGatekeeper a 40 year old Arsenal fan who has never tweeted that my beloved Arsenal have won the league. That changes this year

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By *ustAGoodGirl.1Woman 4 days ago

.

Formally known as someone else

Been here 5 years in total

Won't do as I'm told

Don't follow a crowd

Nothing like people assume I am

Say what I think, make no excuse for it

Have amazing tits and bum cheeks

Usually found at socials

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By *oxy-RedWoman 4 days ago

pink panther territory


"Hi, I'm Julie, a poly Pollyanna. Usually irritatingly upbeat and optimistic. Occasionally snarky and sarky. I've been on here two years on my couple profile with Beef and started this profile in the summer as I entered a new romantic relationship and solo explorations became a bigger thing for us. "

Well I never knew you where that Julie,it's true you learn something new every day

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By *ir tootMan 4 days ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Formally known as someone else

Been here 5 years in total

Won't do as I'm told

Don't follow a crowd

Nothing like people assume I am

Say what I think, make no excuse for it

Have amazing tits and bum cheeks

Usually found at socials

"

You do have a good bum, this is true!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 4 days ago

A den in the Glen

Foxy. If you haven't blocked me by now you probably won't.

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By *vaRose43Woman 4 days ago

Forest of Dean


"I’m Tea, I’m very new here. I’ve never been with a woman or a man and I’d love to know what the sex is like.

I enjoy painting myself with custard and pretending I’m a minion"

You had me at custard

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By *ruceyyMan 4 days ago

London

I'm Brucey.

Imagine if you will, a really charming charasmatic prince of a man like you remember wanting to marry when you were growing up.

But imagine the evil witch put on him a don't give a sh*t attitude, an at times annoying sex drive, and then beat his face just a little bit.

That's me!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I am Davina.

Hear me meep.

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By *om and JennieCouple 4 days ago

Chams or Socials

We’re not really Tom and Jennie, our identity is only revealed after you sign the official secrets act 🤣

We met on Fab via the nocturnal thread way back in 2015 & have just celebrated our 6th wedding anniversary ❤️

We dip in & out the forum when life allows & love the social side of Fab

J x

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By *elix SightedMan 4 days ago

Cloud 8

Hello and welcome to all new folk and long time lurkers. I’m Felix, a reformed professional assassin currently serving time at His Majesty’s pleasure.

I enjoy association hour and my role as the fab liaison trustee for those sharing my predicament.

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By *ags73Man 4 days ago

glasgow-ish

I’m Rags. My nar is gone.

Mondays are Mono.

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By *ack688Man 4 days ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m Jack, been away from the forum for ages and am popping my head round the door to see how things are in here these days. I live in a bit of Italy no one ever seems to have heard of so arranging meets is often complicated but hopefully still worthwhile when the opportunity arises, I’m usually with in. Watford, Canterbury or Preston/Manchester when I’m in the U.K.

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By *aidbacklover2021Man 4 days ago

perth

I'm Steve artist musician magician well I have a magic tongue.

Hoping to go on tour soon x

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By *umagain58Man 4 days ago

London

You don’t know who I am but that does not stop me from having lots of fun here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 4 days ago

North West


"I’m TheGatekeeper a 40 year old Arsenal fan who has never tweeted that my beloved Arsenal have won the league. That changes this year

"

You are also marginally delusional

We're the KCs, married since 2009 but together over 20yrs now. Mr doesn't use the forums so any stuff posted here is from me, Mrs. I have no idea what others think of me but I'm a disabled, wheelchair using person who is passionate about inclusion accessibility and fairness. Our ability to actually do swinging or even the Sex together is limited for various reasons but there we are. As the username suggests, we've been hanging around with these reprobates since 2020. February to be exact, just before the world went into lockdown. I'd like to think the two things are unconnected

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 4 days ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m Glow.

I’m currently banned from my local Co-Op after I[ redacted] Richard from 27b near the biscuits. Taught him to stay off my turf though. And my biscuits.

My interests include pondering, watching TikTok’s of oiled Polish wrestlers, and explaining to people that some things aren’t actually very small, they’re just very far away. Or could in fact be very small.

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By *parkle1974Woman 4 days ago

Leeds

Sparkle by name, Sparkle by nature....not really.....I'm a twat

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By *obilebottomMan 4 days ago

All over

I am MB 👋👋👋👋👋 x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 4 days ago

Essex

I’m Misty

I’m all kinds of chaos rolled up into a short woman. Think Labrador puppy in human form…..

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 4 days ago

Cardiff

I’m Courtney Cocks this week 😂 🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 4 days ago

Glasgow / London

Hi. I’m RTG, because my username is too long for people to be bothered to type out in full. I like flirting and apparently I’m still here.

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By *haiababeWoman 4 days ago

North devon

I'm Ali, and I'm just here to have some fun now I'm single. (When im child free)

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By *.hrisMan 4 days ago

Bath

Hi my name's Chris and I'm an alcoholic

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By *.hrisMan 4 days ago

Bath


"Hi my name's Chris and I'm an alcoholic "

Oh damn, wrong group

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By *ostAirmenMan 4 days ago

crewe

Andy , Cheshire

Manic depressive and self hater but has banter by the bucket load .

Comes too fast and snore too loud .

What a Catch

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 4 days ago

your head

I'm Tink. I like to hide. Sometimes I pop on and reply to threads when I'm bored then I flit off again.

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By *ikeC81Man 4 days ago

harrow

I am Mike, been around d the scene for donkeys years

Can often be found in the dungeons and cinemas of clubs and also on football terraces

Not the most assertive people but can matter for England if you get me on a topic

Love sci fi and thriller shows

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By *nya NeesWoman 4 days ago

Brum

I am Onya... formally know as BusyBusyGirl.

Been on here for longer than I care to remember but new to forums last year.

Very rubbish at answering messages, equally rubbish at socials, definitely better at the sex part.

Do not call me a MILF or expect me to breastfeed you and we will get grand 🤣

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By *ean441300Man 4 days ago

Manchester

I’m Sean - lover of all things that require as few clothes as possible. Like most - can’t keep away from this site or a beach….

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 4 days ago

Northerner

I’m Clara from the Manchester area. Been on and off Fab for the past 5/6 years and have made some fabulous friends. Mainly lurk.

Heavy handed, incredibly clumsy, a massive perv and procrastinator but can still touch my toes. Also make a mean cake.

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By *emma200Woman 4 days ago

Warwickshire

My name is actually Jemma.

Looking for a local fwb but seem to be hitting one offs more

I like dick in my mouth, cunt and ass .. thanks 💛😁

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By *ikeC81Man 4 days ago

harrow


"My name is actually Jemma.

Looking for a local fwb but seem to be hitting one offs more

I like dick in my mouth, cunt and ass .. thanks 💛😁"

Only do mouth and cunt (and hands) sorry - rules me out

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 4 days ago

Glasgow / London


"I like dick in my mouth, cunt and ass .. thanks 💛😁"

The hole-y trinity.

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By *outhern77Man 4 days ago

Quinton

Afternoon, I'm S,

As the name suggests, a Southerner (S-west London) living in Exile in the Land of Brummies for 24yrs now (and haven't lost the accent)

I have a Penis that the MOT has run out on.

I like Photography and the Odd drink

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 4 days ago

From the land of haribos.


"I'm a real life gnome and I like penis, that's all everyone needs to know."
Hi _nomeforyourbone, that is good

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By *hagTonight OP   Man 4 days ago

From the land of haribos.


"What a nice welcoming thread Shag. Hopefully lots of new people will drop a line here "
Hi nicecouple ty, yes. I also hope that lots of new people will drop a line here too

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By *rincipessaWoman 4 days ago

your wildest dreams,

Principessa, you can call me P

Not in London, not meeting,

Sometimes in London, sometimes meeting.

Middle aged menopausal woman, I change my mind what can I say? 🤷‍♀️

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By *ampireLoveMan 4 days ago

Essex & Bristol

I respond to many names (Vamp, Vamps, Vampy, VL). I like to have a drink and socialise on here in the evenings. I sometimes have random ideas and thoughts which I post in threads when I drink. I think it’s about that time for a drink!

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By *immy3688Man 4 days ago

Hull and Sheffield

Hi all

I’m Jimmy from Hull. Newish to fab and looking to make some new friends.

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By *nya NeesWoman 4 days ago

Brum


"I respond to many names (Vamp, Vamps, Vampy, VL). I like to have a drink and socialise on here in the evenings. I sometimes have random ideas and thoughts which I post in threads when I drink. I think it’s about that time for a drink! "

Yes Vampy time 😁🤪

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By *ampireLoveMan 4 days ago

Essex & Bristol


"I respond to many names (Vamp, Vamps, Vampy, VL). I like to have a drink and socialise on here in the evenings. I sometimes have random ideas and thoughts which I post in threads when I drink. I think it’s about that time for a drink!

Yes Vampy time 😁🤪"

A glass of your finest breast milk 😂😂😂

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By *nya NeesWoman 4 days ago

Brum


"I respond to many names (Vamp, Vamps, Vampy, VL). I like to have a drink and socialise on here in the evenings. I sometimes have random ideas and thoughts which I post in threads when I drink. I think it’s about that time for a drink!

Yes Vampy time 😁🤪

A glass of your finest breast milk 😂😂😂"

For you anything 🤣

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By *corpio manMan 4 days ago

Oxford

Hi, I love this site wish I'd found it a few years ago!

Total newbie looking for my first ffm or mmf & fwb.

It's tricky some people are nice & polite other ignore but I continue searching!

It's abit like fishing & patients is key!

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By *aron Von RingsplitterMan 4 days ago

Mottram St Andrew

I'm Baron von Ringsplitter III. Just call me the Baron.

A relative newbie to the site but being middle-aged I have a lived a life before I got here.

Enduring the end of the last chapter and enjoying the start of an exciting new chapter both on and off FAB, I'm mostly here to explore the forums, meet new and interesting people, and explore my new-found sexual freedoms. So you'll likely see me existing in one of 3 mental states;

inside a cocoon (dark, introspective and very quizzical that's often perceived to be argumentative)

emerging (and quickly going back in) Quick bursts of positivity followed just as quickly with petulant to ejection from the perambulator

Bursting out like a triumphant butterfly to embrace all that my new life will have to offer (this hasn't happened yet but I can feel it in my water it's not far off)

Very dry and sarcastic sense of human, often misunderstood.

Happy to chat with anyone but equally happy to block if you're a knob (by my definition, no warnings)

Storyteller mixologist that mixes fantasy and reality into a heady cocktail of bollocks for my own entertainment. If you too are entertained then boo ya shucks to you my friend, you're clearly as damaged as me and I love you for it

Lover of intimacy and connection

All round good egg (mostly)

That should about cover it.

Now, who fancies a (virtual) cocktail on me?

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By *aron Von RingsplitterMan 4 days ago

Mottram St Andrew


"I'm Baron von Ringsplitter III. Just call me the Baron.

A relative newbie to the site but being middle-aged I have a lived a life before I got here.

Enduring the end of the last chapter and enjoying the start of an exciting new chapter both on and off FAB, I'm mostly here to explore the forums, meet new and interesting people, and explore my new-found sexual freedoms. So you'll likely see me existing in one of 3 mental states;

inside a cocoon (dark, introspective and very quizzical that's often perceived to be argumentative)

emerging (and quickly going back in) Quick bursts of positivity followed just as quickly with petulant to ejection from the perambulator

Bursting out like a triumphant butterfly to embrace all that my new life will have to offer (this hasn't happened yet but I can feel it in my water it's not far off)

Very dry and sarcastic sense of human, often misunderstood.

Happy to chat with anyone but equally happy to block if you're a knob (by my definition, no warnings)

Storyteller mixologist that mixes fantasy and reality into a heady cocktail of bollocks for my own entertainment. If you too are entertained then boo ya shucks to you my friend, you're clearly as damaged as me and I love you for it

Lover of intimacy and connection

All round good egg (mostly)

That should about cover it.

Now, who fancies a (virtual) cocktail on me? "

Oh, I'm also a lurker until I can be arsed getting some pics up... Don't hold your breath though.

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By *issBellaWoman 4 days ago

Wales

I'm Bella.

I have a thing for pretty men and pretty women.

I like to flirt, but I'm shite at replying.

I will, one day, get around to meeting some folk for laughs and shags 🤷‍♀️

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By *eesside50Man 4 days ago

Stockton-On-Tees

Good Evening, divorced male who loves good banter

Open minded, but not had much luck or opportunities on here.

Love a good social and obviously a bit of nawty too.

Interested in females and couples.

Ty for the welcome xx

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By *eesside50Man 4 days ago

Stockton-On-Tees

Lovely to meet you Miss Bella xx

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By *viatrixWoman 4 days ago

Redhill

I’m Alice, you get real name when you meet me in person.

Been here 6 years, and I quite like Fab despite me saying i don’t sometimes.

I had a freak accident a few weeks ago that has made me re-evaluate my life and appreciate my health and my family soooo much more. And if has given me oodles of time as it looks I’ll be off work for a long while. So chat away!

I came to Fab after a bit of a crisis where I felt worthless and not desirable. This little site (or rather the people in it) gave me the biggest boost ever and I recovered from my crisis. I love meeting new people and learning about their experiences.

Regarding THE sex- I think I will be a disappointment as I feel I have completed Fab and I don’t have any interest in that regard. Having said that, I still enjoy watching heavy spunking videos and the hot videos on here. I don’t like helicopter videos or bum photos. 🤢🤢🤢

My heel wearing times may be over but I may still wear them for photos

And that’s it.

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By *hunky GentMan 4 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hi, I'm Chunky.

Probably the nicest guy you'll never meet. Lol

Let many men - I came on here think I'd meet a few ladies for lots of lovely sexy bits.

Now - I think I'm part of the furniture. Here for a few giggles and try to boost the forums a bit.

Get the occasional meet with those that have a gsoh.

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By *haveanicevoiceMan 4 days ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

I'm somebody born close to Central London then I lived by the sea now I live in a remote cold swamp far away from there and I'm quasi unemployed and live with my parents and my life aspiration is to go back to the 90's with my dog.

Rephrased from this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_6fZGSOQI

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 4 days ago

North West


"I’m Alice, you get real name when you meet me in person.

Been here 6 years, and I quite like Fab despite me saying i don’t sometimes.

I had a freak accident a few weeks ago that has made me re-evaluate my life and appreciate my health and my family soooo much more. And if has given me oodles of time as it looks I’ll be off work for a long while. So chat away!

I came to Fab after a bit of a crisis where I felt worthless and not desirable. This little site (or rather the people in it) gave me the biggest boost ever and I recovered from my crisis. I love meeting new people and learning about their experiences.

Regarding THE sex- I think I will be a disappointment as I feel I have completed Fab and I don’t have any interest in that regard. Having said that, I still enjoy watching heavy spunking videos and the hot videos on here. I don’t like helicopter videos or bum photos. 🤢🤢🤢

My heel wearing times may be over but I may still wear them for photos

And that’s it. "

How about boings, mi Amiga guapísima?

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By *Silver-Man 4 days ago

Mold

I'm Reggie, just me. Take me or leave me.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up 👍🏻 I’m Sensual.

I like staring at wheelie bins, especially those purple ones.

Peace 👍🏻

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By *ullsfan77Man 4 days ago

Torquay

I’m Tom-I am in sunny Devon-my wife has a penchant for much older men (she isn’t on here and isn’t looking for anyone at the moment) so I am n here to find my own fun (my wife doesn’t want to play as a couple). I did have an FWB but sadly her circumstances changed so I seek someone who I can have similar laughs, banter and a connection with. Can’t really say what I do for a job but I have spent 30 years doing it and now teach it to others. For my other fun-I get to play with both model and full size trains and have the ups and downs of being a Torquay United fan!

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By *ell GwynnWoman 4 days ago

North Yorkshire

Hi, I’m Nell. Will also answer to Neil.

I’ve been flitting on and off here for 9 years, currently just for forum lurking.

I overthink for fun, enjoy being outdoors, and sometimes even manage to finish a book without getting distracted.

My interests include avoiding exercise, pretending I’m organised, and finding the least strenuous way to do anything. Despite all this, I’m told I’m not entirely unbearable.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 4 days ago

Glasgow / London

Oh, you’re entirely bearable. Can confirm that.

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By *r Simon TemplerMan 4 days ago

Blackpool.

I'm Simon Templer ,a gentleman with a way the ladies, a veritable clothes horse, with a taste for adventure and romantic moments, my main aim is to Roger Moore.

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By *IXEN200Woman 4 days ago

newcastle upon tyne

Vixen here, I'm just finding my feet in the forums, had some giggles in them too.

I love watching horror films the gorier the better.

I hate talking about myself but I'll answer anything you ask with honesty

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By *aster N NaughtyCouple 4 days ago

southeast

We're here 2 read our profile for full info thanks s&g

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By *aster N NaughtyCouple 4 days ago

southeast


"We're here 2 read our profile for full info thanks s&g "

Also known as spunkandgush

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By *asty tatsyMan 4 days ago

london

Allow me to reintroduce myself

I’m tats

I enjoy socials whether they be walks or a drink but mainly a cuppa tea if you know me you know how much I love a cuppa.

Sex side of things I like to explore I’m not an overnighter and can be very average at best 😁

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS 4 days ago

kirk hammerton

I fell asleep and woke up looking like a pantomime dame x

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By *rilingualMan 4 days ago

Guildford

After a woman has had enough to drink, I can look like and be anyone she wants.

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By *RWoodyCouple 4 days ago

Lincolnshire

Hi everyone we're J & R.

Us in a nutshell then...

J - Chatty but shy. Nervous but excited. Loves to flirt, hates to moan. Awful sense of humour and has an emoji addiction 😂 Has learnt more sex terms since joining Fab than I don't know what 😂

R - Quiet but funny. Smart and witty. Thinks he can speak French because he knows the words to Encore Une Fois by Sash 😂

Both - mix a drink with a dance floor and we're away for a night of fun. Work plays a huge role in our lives now though (R especially) and scheduling time for this can be difficult, certainly with our current work/life non-balance.

J&R xx

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By *ensualtongue2023Man 4 days ago

furnace

Good looking, kinky, fun and intelligent ‘blessed’mature male looking for ladies and couples who are into quality rather than quantity and wish to explore their fantasies and push the boundaries in pursuit of pleasure. Ideally I am looking for like minded playmates

I’ve been part of some incredibly erotic scenarios, love enacting fantasies and helping select others to live out and explore theirs.

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By *anzer FernandoMan 4 days ago

Over the seas and far away

Panzer - international man of mystery. Likes to sit quietly in the corner watching the world of Fab unfold. Knows a little about a lot and always happy to share.

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By *ondiego85Man 4 days ago

nottingham

Diego here - I can do the helicopter and my penis has a nice flavour, so I tend to let people taste it.

I’m also an anal trainer, so if you never had anal sex, I’m a great first time!

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By *ilverjagMan 4 days ago

swansea

Hello I'm Dave,

Maybe not as good as I once was, but as good once as I always was! And it doesn't take me all night to do what I used to do all night.

Maybe one or two of you might just see me as good enough for practice! XXX

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By *inkyjoshxMan 4 days ago

Bucks/Herts/London

I’m Josh – part-time philosopher, full-time troublemaker. I specialise in witty banter, bad puns and giving questionable life advice. If you’re wondering whether I’m 'that guy', the answer is probably yes. In my free time, I enjoy exploring new kinks, attempting to beat the world record for spanks-per-minute and perfecting the art of looking busy. I’m also an amateur massage therapist, so if you’re stressed, I’m your guy (terms and conditions apply)

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By *sWyldWoman 4 days ago

Edinburgh

Aww this is lovely.

👋 To newbies and not so new people of the forum.

I'm Ms Wyld. Not as Wyld as my name suggests. Currently hiding in the corners of fab as I've been here far too long.

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By *ife NinjaMan 4 days ago

Dunfermline


"Aww this is lovely.

👋 To newbies and not so new people of the forum.

I'm Ms Wyld. Not as Wyld as my name suggests. Currently hiding in the corners of fab as I've been here far too long.

"

Haven't we all 🙄🤓

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By *ynamicnatureMan 3 days ago

Doncaster

Hi, I'm Dynamicnature

Just another Aussie immigrant living in Doncaster for his past sins,🤣

Been living and loving this lifestyle for the past 12 months after a decades long monogamous relationship came to a mutually agreeable end.

Since then I've been living my life through what seems to be rose tinted glasses.

Loving my independence and loving life.♥️

I'll give anyone the time of day and always happy to chat.

Connecting and meeting with people is like my porn.

I can be found getting into mischief at social events and parties.

I'll be at the Leeds social 1st March, would love to catch up with some of you if you're attending 😁

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By *mf123Man 3 days ago

with one foot out the door

I am a cock n balls my story was one of legend now it is one of reality

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By *he Silver FuxMan 3 days ago

Uttoxeter

Andy, hedonist, suffers from acute gynephilia. Always pleased to meet you. I’m a bit fed up being a sexual plaything and having to hand back hotwives after they’ve finished with me. I’m looking for one I can retain on a long term loan.

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By *nterblueMan 3 days ago

manchester

I'm blue.. not like a smurf.

Stay up late deamer, bit of an introvert with a flirty streak that I don't quite understand.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan 3 days ago

St Leonards

Hola.

Me llamo Nicolás Hidalgo Cifuentes de Corazón. Mataste a mi padre. Prepárate para morir.

Well, the Nick bit is true.

No one's sure about the rest of my truth.

Apart from the 👽👽 of course xx

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 3 days ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I am Amelia. I am known for being an evil bitch...

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By *viatrixWoman 3 days ago

Redhill


"Hola.

Me llamo Nicolás Hidalgo Cifuentes de Corazón. Mataste a mi padre. Prepárate para morir.

Well, the Nick bit is true.

No one's sure about the rest of my truth.

Apart from the 👽👽 of course xx"

Y siempre estas listo para decir una sarta de sandeces…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 3 days ago

North West


"Hola.

Me llamo Nicolás Hidalgo Cifuentes de Corazón. Mataste a mi padre. Prepárate para morir.

Well, the Nick bit is true.

No one's sure about the rest of my truth.

Apart from the 👽👽 of course xx

Y siempre estas listo para decir una sarta de sandeces… "

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By *tanley FunseekerMan 3 days ago

stanley

Hi I’m Dave. An optimistic northerner

Been on and off Fab for a number of years now, mostly come back to enjoy the banter here in the forums. Good to see that many of the regular forum funsters are still about.

Anyway happy to chat if anyone wants to know more

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By *ealitybitesMan 3 days ago

Belfast

Realitybites but I'll answer to RB.

Here to prove that Reality is always better than any fantasy.

Here to find all those who joined to escape from me.

I'm the one that tells the emperor he's naked when everyone else is admiring his new wardrobe.

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By *rilingualMan 3 days ago

Guildford


"

Y siempre estas listo para decir una sarta de sandeces… "

Non ho capito veramente niente, però penso che la tua voce sarà molto vogliosa e seducente.

Ti posso comprare un café?

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By *heekydomdanMan 3 days ago

Eastbourne

Hi Im Dan, I am a designer by trade. In my free time I enjoy boxing training, and very much in to my art. I’m here to hoping to make some new

like minded friends and have fun!

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By *eardysingsMan 3 days ago

sandhurst and York

I’m _eardysings.

I have a beard.

And I sing.

I split my time between Sandhurst and York. I’m in a very very strange open relationship which won’t quite die, but won’t come back to life, and so both of us have agreed freedom, but to live together part time with the kids. Yes it is complex. Yes it does put people off. But it is what it is for now.

I’m a business consultant by day, and I am a professional singer some weekends.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 3 days ago

Manchester

I'm Velma from Manchester.

I've been on fab around 3 years, started going to clubs around 18 months ago. I mostly lurk the forums but sometimes post. Love making friends on the scene.

I like metal/rock, scifi and fantasy, gaming (PS5), cooking, reading.

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By *ike14162236Man 3 days ago

Cambridge

Hello Everyone

I’m Mike. Relatively new to fab and a very occasional contributor to the forums.

Originally from East Yorkshire but have lived in the south and midlands for 30 years now (I still have an accent apparently)

Not exercising as much as I used to despite intentions but instead laid watching the traitors at the moment.

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By *laytime_13Woman 2 days ago

Lincs


"I'm mocha, socially awkward, good boobs which hopefully makes up for the rest lacking, green eyes, long hair and I occasionally smile.

I like books, boobs & mochas, I'd rather go to bed at 8 than party the night away.

Fab turned me gay.

Mrs "

There is nothing lacking about you Mrs

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By *utieBootyPatootieWoman 2 days ago

Here or There abouts

I'm vix

I'm a cranky sarcastic tart with a heart as big as my ass.

I enjoy scrabble making art and writing poems in my free time amongst other things and I love a messy cummy facial.

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By *ackbydemandMan 2 days ago

Leicester

Been on Fab and few years, was a regular forum user, now in a couple but somehow got a permanent forum ban.

No feedback why, would be nice to know but occasionally pop in under my single profile to jump in conversations.

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By *cotlad178Man 2 days ago

falkirk

Hi im jordan, joined couple months ago now, looking for ongoing meets with folks that I'd hope would teach me things finding a partner here is a fantasy

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By *aldBeardy36Man 2 days ago

Manchester

Hi I’m Steve, been on here for a few months now, based in Manchester.

I’m a bit of a gamer usually PS5, but getting into PC gaming hopefully VR as well.

Made some good friends on here and want to make more.

Nice to meet you all

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By *atinaChica54Woman 2 days ago

Marlborough

Hi there

I'm Kathleen but friends call me Kaff (with the double F) as originally from Essex.

Of mixed heritage, London born & bred. I think I'm quite funny, when I'm in the mood, but I also think I'm quite boring, some would say quite annoying actually.

I'm here to meet new like minded people, push some boundaries & tick off my ever expanding FuckIt list before I'm 6 ft under.

Not as nimble as I used to be, but I try!

Now, Get Outta My Pub!

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