Looking for the bellend of the ball..

Woman in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

... "Happy New Year.. hope midnight brings you fizz and jizz!". 6 hours ago

Joined: 4 weeks ago
Last on: online now!

Stop! Wait a minute, no seriously put your willy away. Now I have your full attention..

I am open to private and club meets. My preference is one to one meets with men (not boys) and women in a more intimate setting but open to couples and group play if the vibe is right. I like to get to know people and a social is important before any sexy time takes place. If you’re looking for someone who will run towards you with their knickers around their ankles at the first sign of a meet now request, I can assure you that’s not me, so don’t waste your precious penis grafting time.

I don’t have a type, I just know what I like when I see it. I like people with good energy, a sense of humour and a massive penis.. sorry spellcheck personality. I enjoy natural chemistry and will not force interactions just because you are pretty. I’m not looking to make a list of demands people should or shouldn’t be, just come as yourself and we’ll take it from there. I do read all messages and have no hesitation going after what I like, so please take a no reply as a no thank you.

People verified and local only unless you're willing to do the travelling. That's all for now.. peace out!

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I also have a play partner available for additional fun. We are mostly looking for BI single ladies to join us but open to exploring with other couples if the vibe is right. He also has a single guy profile on here available to see on request. Please feel free to message if this is something you could be interested in.

Future Meets and Events

Club meet on Friday 10 January 2025 in West Midlands: Xtasia
At this meet looking for: F M MF MM
Been a while, heading to Xtasia for BMFC!

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G to the nome

32 years old, Bisexual

4'11" 150cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 35 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Safe Sex

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