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Man in Somewhere In The Ether…, South East, UK

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Maths test:

Yes indeed, it’s time to tax your ol’noggins again everyone.

Remember, a healthy brain equates to a long lifespan and freedom from haemorrhoids (maybe).

Q1: John lines up five apples and proceeds to eat two whole, one fifth of the third, one quarter of the fourth and one sixteenth of the fifth.

What percentage of his ‘five a day’ has John now consumed in total?

Q2: After his apple chomping shenanigans, John subsequently hears a frightful rumbling in his stomach and is somewhat alarmed to find that he has inadvertently shit himself.

He promptly goes onto Amazon and orders a pack of three pairs of stylish Y-Fronts for £4.99. There is an added delivery charge of £2.99.

If we include the delivery charge as part of the total price, how much is John paying per single pair of pants?

Q3: Whilst waiting for his pants delivery, John gets a bit horny and signs up to FAB. If Amazon promises to deliver his pants in three working days time and John sends out fifty ‘Fancy a fuck?’ messages to random ladies on the site, what is the probability that he will get laid before his parcel arrives?

* Please note that I am in fact utterly bloody useless at maths (I was awarded an ‘E’ at GCSE (‘E’ for excellence…?) and consequently have not a sodding clue as to the correct answers but if you wish to have a bash at the questions, then I doth my cap and proclaim more power to you * ;-)

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May the force be with you.

50 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings