I can only promise I'll never cum first.

Man in Guildford, South East, UK

... "A yard of jaffa cakes - you will be in awe at just how long I can go down on it and reduce it to nothing before coming up for air. Nom nom nom". 17 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 minutes ago

Hello you lovely reader,

At 5,7 I'm not tall, and I've not got a full head of hair!

I'm not a gym bunny but I'm not mr creosote either.

If I can get a friend or two with benefits that would be nice.

Average, unremarkable, and just me, so not being some sort of lip bitingly physical superstar that makes your eyeballs roll in their sockets and gives you a loin stir that makes you grip the chair, I don't think I'll be seeing a PM with your address details and instructions to just come through the unlocked door and take you with extreme prejudice, i'll happily settle for a no expectations social meet and see where it goes from there.

I love oral, giving, receiving, more giving, and even more giving.

I love to watch, so am happy to indulge in soft swing and voyerism.

Its something that I've grown to accept, as in my youth I had an accident which sometimes means that getting hard isn't an option - not all the time, but it's something I have to be prepared for and accept.

In this respect however, I'll bring my own kneeling matts and just sink my mouth and let my tongue do the work, I have developed gills so no need to worry about suffocation. And I genuinely really do enjoy giving oral.

I've enjoyed parties in the past, and also enjoy playing out fantasies with a bit of roleplay.

Having come out of a period of self imposed celibacy of a decade I do wonder if I'm technically a virgin again ? hmmm?

I'll try and meet as many people as I can at the social meets, at least you see the human behind the tidal wave of digital thrusting trying to get into your box every minute.

I'm pretty fluid at the moment with time and availability, including daytimes, so hopefully someone might need this old goat to graze on their lawn before I'm completely swallowed up by old age, sagging balls and the smell of piss and werthers originals.

Have fun you lovely lot.

52 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 45 to 75
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Cybersex, Adult Parties

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*ecretSearcher (49), Man on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet this guy at the HMW social. He's great company and has some great stories to tell. Hopefully bump into you again at she social.

*llenMilf (48), Couple on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet you. Such a nice and fun person to spend time chatting with. See you soon. Love Milfy. Xxx.

*anilla switch (51), Woman on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a charming gentleman with an amazing smile and hilarious stories! So glad you found your way to our HMW socials. Something tells me we will be seeing you again… hope so! :-) Mwah Vs x

*ampshires Most Wanted (55), Couple (FF) on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Meeting Mario last night was a pure pleasure and delight. He had us all laughing and intrigued by his conversation and wax tales. See you at the next one. X

*cottish guy 555 (53), Man on 22 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this charming and sociable chap at the hampshire's most wanted social. We chatted a bit and he was pleasant and mixed easily with others. I wish him well and look forward to bumping into him again soon.