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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
What an amazing festival of fun this is my 7th and defo the best I have been too!

Sexy guests great acts and so so much fun! 56 people in the outside hot tub! Outstanding lol

The refit over covid has left the inside of the club looking sexy and sophisticated!

Can’t wait to be back again soon! Xxx


Date: 9 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I attended my 5th Festival of fun this year and it certainly was the biggest and the best in my opinion.

I was privileged to be asked to run a couple of kinky workshops; one on wax play and one on sounding and they went down really well and got lots of people thinking about and wanting to try new things.

The staff all work so hard to make the club an amazing place to be, so a massive thanks to everyone for making it such a memorable occasion :)

See you all soon xxx


Date: 9 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Our first Festival of Fun and what can we say? WOW!! This place is incredibly, beautiful grounds, lovely club, amazing people of all ages & backgrounds who were all so friendly. Plenty of opportunities to learn about new kinks, really interesting workshops, great live bands, DJ to the early hours. Quite simply the best weekend EVER!!

Finally, a big shout out for all the staff, who are really outstanding. They all worked so hard, and they had a smile on their faces from start to finish, a really awesome team who most definitely are a big part of what makes this place so very special.

We only left 20 hours ago and already can’t wait to be back.

VA party people - thank you for being FAB-U-LOUS!!

X


Date: 9 August 2021

Rating: OK
FoF 2021, what can you say apart from what an amazing event at an amazing place.

Fantastic staff, facilities and of course members, we met so many people this weekend we can’t begin to remember real names let alone “fab names” !

We were in the motor home next to the Marquis come say hi if we met you.

Can’t wait for our next visit to a fantastic club.


Date: 9 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
First time attending Vanilla Alternatives Festival of Fun and I had a blast!!

The performers, DJ's, workshops and demos were are very well done and organised, the staff were so helpful and friendly - it was better than i expected. The club itself was beautiful with so many places to have some naughty fun, both inside and out!

Thank you to all those I met and already knew, for making my weekend epic! I'm looking forward to coming back for more events and club nights in the very near future!!

Laina

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Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
I have just got home from my 2nd festival of fun, the staff were amazing as always, the club and land are 2nd to none in the UK so many places to play with sumptuous furniture and extravagant decor which makes festival of fun and vanilla alternative worth the 3 hour drive south.

So many sexy and friendly swingers from all ages and demographics which gel so well.

The musical acts and DJ's were exceptional big thanks to Emma for releasing my kinky side with the wax and sounding workshops.

Can't wait to visit again and see friends old and new.

Neil. Xx


Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended FOF in 2019 and the club was brilliant then but through lockdown the club has changed and is now amazing. To all the staff who worked hard organising this event well done and thank you so so much, it was absolutely amazing with lots of very friendly people.

Hopefully there is a next year FOF, this is 1 event we really look forward to xxx

Thank you again and definitely visit this club! Amazing experiences and lots of memories made at Vanilla alternative.

Danni and Ric xx


Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great time at the festival of fun. We presented workshops on bdsm and rope. Loads of the festival goers came to have a go and there was a great atmosphere.

We enjoyed the shows and had loads of fun meeting new people. Everyone was really friendly and the staff did an amazing job.

The venue was lovely- particularly the enormous hot tub! Hotel rooms are clean and so convenient for us travelling from a distance.

Thanks for a brilliant time. We hope to be back x


Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
What a fabulous club! This year’s festival was brilliant and the staff are amazing.

The facilities are second to none - two huge hot tubs, play rooms, beautiful grounds, heated marquee, indoor and outdoor bar, hotel, etc etc.

I’d highly recommend this club to swingers and kinksters.


Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
What a festival and so needed after the 18 months we have had. My first festival and M’s 6th and now I understand why everyone raves about it. Such a great weekend with like minded people. New friends and old and fabulous staff to make sure all is running well some great shows, classes for people to learn new things.

Such a fabulous atmosphere for everyone. We will be back soon


Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fun
They do not call it Festival of Fun for any old reason. A fabulous weekend even better with the weather. Lots of great campers which made the day go as well as the evening. So glad we camped as well as made the weekend. With Lux lounge as well made a weekend to remember

Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutely love this club, we had such an amazing experience at Festival of Fun! The owners are super friendly and they definitely stick to their words.

Its such a classy and sexy club, everyone and all staff are super nice. The club itself is so classy and they have the outside and inside hot tub which we enjoyed. Definitely would recommend to go if you haven’t been!x


Date: 8 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We have been here a few times now and have to say it’s such a great club, fantastic venue super friendly staff, not like some pretentious clubs I could mention.. .. In the words of Arnie..we’ll be back. Xxx

Date: 5 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Was my first time to Chic at VA and OMG it was insane! The place was full of the hottest young couples I have ever seen. Everyone was dressed on another level, I felt like I was in the VIP suite with all the hot people. I’m only human I get nervous talking to girls THAT hot but everyone was so nice. Couple hrs into the night everyone turned, everyone was on heat, every room turned into an orgy, there was no escape lol I had 10 and if I was a robot I could have had 10 more it was that perfect of a party. Was also my birthday so best birthday everr! Thankyou to the hosts and everyone working and at VA xx

Date: 2 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We chose Chic 27 at the VA as our first club experience so don't really have a comparison but we are so glad we chose it as our first.

Exceptional discrete rural setting. Spacious internally with tasteful decor and exceptional friendly staff, we had a great night and will definitely be back soon.


Date: 2 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
First clubbing night out in 18 months and o what a great night I had .

The club is clean and well kept and the staff are amazing .

Always a warm welcome and an amazing mix of fun people.


Date: 1 August 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended my first club night at VA - Big Bi night - Paul makes a great host, it was a fantastic night, great venue, and what a place to have some hedonistic pleasure, thanks for making me feel welcome. Until next time X x

Date: 31 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
So first night of play post COVID, and wow what a night at Bi Night!

The club is looking amazing, and chatting to the staff, I understand there are still a few more new things coming down the line!

A great crowd as ever, and fabulous staff and hosts too!

The best thing in always find about VAs is the vibe is just the perfect classy sexy fun vibe, it feels so warm, welcoming and safe!

Oh I will be back!


Date: 31 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Another amazing night at Bi Play Party last night. Thanks to tattooedtalent and all who worked so hard to keep the fun on full blast all night long. Guestlist was all time favourite , very friendly and hot hot hot. It was also the first time I get to see the whole indoor venue after their redesign and it was fabulous than ever.

Never , ever disappoints X


Date: 31 July 2021

Rating: OK
We attended the bi night last night and it was amazing!

Club was classy, clean and has a sexy vibe with a great mix of clientele.

We had a great night and will be returning very soon, if you se us say hi xx


Date: 31 July 2021

Rating: OK
I visited the Big Bi Night

A beautifully presented club the welcome staff were just fabulous I was taken around as this was my first time wonderful

Not enough ladies for me the jacuzzi was happening and hot


Date: 31 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Visited the grand re-opening event this weekend and as usual the clubs looks and feels amazing. My favourite all round club - so well presented with a touch of class and great staff

Date: 27 July 2021

Rating: OK
Attend Saturday night and What a great first experience we had at VA!!!,

This was our first time at a club and thank goodness we chose VA! Full of great sexy people putting our nerves at ease

Staff were brilliant, always so helpful!

We will be coming back with out a doubt

Thank you x


Date: 26 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended the VA Re-opening party and wow!!! What a night. Buzzing and full of sexy people. As usually the staff were brilliant and couldn't do enough for you.

As for the renovations........The place looks amazing. What an amazing job you've done! Mrs loved the poles on the new dance floor, there a lots more places to play and the outside looks great too!!

Never feel the need to go elsewhere for our occasional naughty outings! 5 star


Date: 26 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Great to be back at VA. What a terrific revamp we had to find our way round again, but oh boy was it worth the visit. Wow what an opening party, great atmosphere, great music, wonderful buffet, as usual very friendly staff and naughty clientele. Can’t wait for our next visit very soon. Thank you to the boss lady for a great party.

Date: 25 July 2021

Rating: OK
Had a real good night at the opening event night lastnight, what can I say… they know how to throw a party, the place is done so well and very clean, lots of very sexy people, staff are very friendly giving out lots of free shots and what a gorgeous lovely lady the owner is

Looking forward to our next visit real soon


Date: 25 July 2021

Rating: Fun
We attended Lux Lounge during the afternoon for the Naturist aspect and it was really great fun! The weather was sunny, staff are super friendly, a great sized hot tub, some play going on and met some really nice people for a conversation or two! We did end up staying the evening/night for the Team Players which was also a really good experience. Lots of different rooms, plenty of play and an indoor hot tub which we did take advantage of through the night too! We would definitely recommend and will go back soon!

Date: 25 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
We attended VA opening night...WOW..again VA never disappoints. We met some great couples as planned..but then met about another 4 just as the night went on....the club been almost completely revamped and what a great change...VA really made the effort during lockdown to improve the club. To all those naughty couples we met ( and there were a few) thks for such a fun evening. Great bumping into some we knew as well. Thks VA..what can we say...brilliant club..but then they know that...go see for yourself if u havent already.

Date: 25 July 2021

Rating: Fun
Absolutely love this venue on a Wednesday! If in inside or outside in the LUX lounge on a gorgeous day. Fabulous staff, really well organised and maintained, lovely patrons. Made some really good friends there so far this summer. Nobody should be put off going here. It’s a really relaxing environment and very friendly. Could do with a private play room or two though. But other than that… love it!!!!!

Date: 22 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA on Monday and every time we visit we have an amazing time. We met up with friends, made some new friends and enjoyed a day filled with laughs, fun and sunshine, the staff are great, atmosphere is hedonistic ... Oh, and naked people...There were neked people there and that was fun too. All round amazing experience. We'll see you again soon.

Date: 21 July 2021

Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA last week for the first time at the Milf Club, and had a fantastic time, excellent venue and looking forward to a return trip in the near future.

Date: 21 July 2021

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