The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: OK
	Our favourite club. The club decor is sophisticated and decadent. The atmosphere is sexy and playful. The festival weekenders are amazing, such great fun. A great mix of chilling on the deck in the sun by the huge outdoor tub and partying and playing with gorgeous friendly like minded naughty people in the evening. Camping and hotel rooms available. Absolutely fantastic...can't get enough. The staff are really lovely and work so hard, especially over the festival weekends to make sure everyone is well looked after. A big thank you from us xx Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: OK

Our favourite club.

The club decor is sophisticated and decadent. The atmosphere is sexy and playful.

The festival weekenders are amazing, such great fun. A great mix of chilling on the deck in the sun by the huge outdoor tub and partying and playing with gorgeous friendly like minded naughty people in the evening. Camping and hotel rooms available. Absolutely fantastic...can't get enough. The staff are really lovely and work so hard, especially over the festival weekends to make sure everyone is well looked after. A big thank you from us xx

Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a really great day at the VA What Women Want event on Friday. It was Hawaiian themed and with the beautiful tropical weather it certainly did feel like we had been transformed somewhere in the Pacific. As always a great clientele of sexy couples and fit young men. This event is not to be missed, make sure you get yourself on the list as it does get fully booked very quickly. xx Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We had a really great day at the VA What Women Want event on Friday. It was Hawaiian themed and with the beautiful tropical weather it certainly did feel like we had been transformed somewhere in the Pacific. As always a great clientele of sexy couples and fit young men. This event is not to be missed, make sure you get yourself on the list as it does get fully booked very quickly. xx

Date: 26 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Loved my visit to this club for a private party with the WWW event. The club is extremely impressive, beautiful outdoor area and plenty to keep people "occupied" inside. Be sure to check it out. Date: 25 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Cannot fault this club absolutely amazing! Highly reccomend on a Saturday night! Date: 25 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had an amazing visit on Saturday. Afternoon in the LUX Lounge and then into the evening. So many people! The outside deck and tub was open all night and a really great atmosphere Date: 25 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	Went to the club this Friday for our first time. Staff were lovely and helpful. Club is clean and tidy. Husband and I had some good conversations with like minded people and also got to try out a few of the rooms. Thanks for a great night x Date: 24 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fabulous Weekender at this luxurious chilled venue. The team made so much effort to make sure everybody had such a fantastic time, from hobby horse bungee racing to a line dancing class there was fabulous music, a great DJ, and just such a glorious location, camping alongside the river. I can't thank the Va team enough for the wonderful memories. Date: 20 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	So why didn’t we realise that camping can be so much fun …..like we’ve said before The VA is the club that keeps on giving and boy o boy did it give this weekend. Their Wild West Weekender certainly introduced us to the benefits of a camping swinging weekend, Para is wanting a Winnebago now lol Fabulous weekend doesn’t touch the surface….a super cool club, that offers clean facilities, attracts the sexiest clientele and has great DJ’s which is so rare in adult clubs. The finest fun palace on the planet. Team VA you smashed again, we love you xx Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

So why didn’t we realise that camping can be so much fun …..like we’ve said before The VA is the club that keeps on giving and boy o boy did it give this weekend. Their Wild West Weekender certainly introduced us to the benefits of a camping swinging weekend, Para is wanting a Winnebago now lol

Fabulous weekend doesn’t touch the surface….a super cool club, that offers clean facilities, attracts the sexiest clientele and has great DJ’s which is so rare in adult clubs. The finest fun palace on the planet. Team VA you smashed again, we love you xx

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fab weekender at VA (Wild West). Must be the friendliest club in the UK, staff are lovely and so welcoming, just like an extended family. Relaxed in the sunshine outside in the sumptuous Lux lounge, the camping field is the best of any club. Food was great. Everyone made such an effort with costumes and all the clientele were so lovely, sexy, friendly and inclusive. Well done VA, you are the best! Xx Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another fab weekender at VA (Wild West). Must be the friendliest club in the UK, staff are lovely and so welcoming, just like an extended family. Relaxed in the sunshine outside in the sumptuous Lux lounge, the camping field is the best of any club. Food was great. Everyone made such an effort with costumes and all the clientele were so lovely, sexy, friendly and inclusive. Well done VA, you are the best! Xx

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another brilliant weekend hosted by the fantastic VA team. Our first time camping, and we can't belive we have not done this sooner on this brilliant field just behind. The whole event throughout made better with the team of exceptional hosts. Great theme, great people and most importantly fantastic party. Be sure to keep an eye out for their upcoming events and come ready for the best time xxx Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another brilliant weekend hosted by the fantastic VA team. Our first time camping, and we can't belive we have not done this sooner on this brilliant field just behind. The whole event throughout made better with the team of exceptional hosts.

Great theme, great people and most importantly fantastic party.

Be sure to keep an eye out for their upcoming events and come ready for the best time xxx

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another brilliant weekend at VA for their Wild Wild West Weekend. We were able to park our motorhome in the lovely field by the river at the back of the club, with the outdoor Lux Lounge and super clean, warm jacuzzi to enjoy during the day complete with great music and a live band. Nighttime brought an array of fantastic themed outfits, a brilliant DJ and a lovely clean, well laid out club with lots fun fun furniture to enjoy! This club has it all grra Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another brilliant weekend at VA for their Wild Wild West Weekend. We were able to park our motorhome in the lovely field by the river at the back of the club, with the outdoor Lux Lounge and super clean, warm jacuzzi to enjoy during the day complete with great music and a live band. Nighttime brought an array of fantastic themed outfits, a brilliant DJ and a lovely clean, well laid out club with lots fun fun furniture to enjoy!

This club has it all grra

Date: 18 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Today at the Milf Club was really fantastic with all the lovely ladies in a very playful mood lol. The lux lounge did its job in creating a brilliant atmosphere for having fun. I always enjoy chatting to the gorgeous staff too as they are the ones that help create that special atmosphere for us all. Thanks VA and see you again on Sunday. Date: 14 June 2023

Rating: OK
	Well what can we say about this club, expect its the BEST we have ever been to. In fact we only attend this club now and forever will… it’s become our very own monthly date night night out. The club is clean, classy & the staff are ALL fantastic. Not really ever had any problems & if we did (minor) the staff dealt with it. No issue is ever too big. Most definitely worth a visit if you haven’t already!! Can’t wait until we can attend again! LOVE this place & can’t wait to PARTY!! Date: 13 June 2023

Rating: OK

Well what can we say about this club, expect its the BEST we have ever been to. In fact we only attend this club now and forever will… it’s become our very own monthly date night night out. The club is clean, classy & the staff are ALL fantastic. Not really ever had any problems & if we did (minor) the staff dealt with it. No issue is ever too big. Most definitely worth a visit if you haven’t already!! Can’t wait until we can attend again! LOVE this place & can’t wait to PARTY!!

Date: 13 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	We had another fun night at VA even though it was quiet it still had a good atmosphere and the staff as always were so friendly! Met some new faces which was nice and had a little play ;) Be back again in 2 weeks! Hopefully to have some more fun :) Date: 12 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great night here last night, the decor is amazing and feels just like you're at a normal swanky bar until you hit the playrooms. Massive hot tub and everybody super welcoming and friendly. Woulf 100% recommended to anybody. Please say hi if you were there and recognise us x Date: 11 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended as a single guy to Mr Benns Bi Night on Friday . I enjoyed this event a lot. Openminded couples out number the well behaved singles. For me I feel more comfortable with couples than a lot of single guys as I'm bi not gay ...this event is perfect for a good bi mix... See you all for the next one on Friday 30th June ,attending as a couple x. Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: OK
	Again i can confirm VA is the best club in Uk, highly recommend! Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We have enjoyed two great weekends at the wonderful VA. Last weekend Ibiza arrived at VA and what a great day we had last Saturday, the sun came out and we enjoyed a great afternoon chilling around the pool listening to resident DJ Mark Eldridge and hanging out with our great playmates, then the evening exploded with a bang! The club was heaving with sexy people, it was party central and DJ Pete Andrew’s truly made the VA feel like you were in Ushuaïa! Last night was no exception House Rocks was another great night, at one stage the hot tub room was so full of people it felt like a scene from a Roman orgy…. Very hot and steamy The VA deserves it’s no 1 spot as the best club in the UK…..consistently delivers great nights, it has a superb team who work constantly to achieve customer satisfaction, it’s clean, comfortable and extremely welcoming. There is a great line up of weekend events this summer and we can’t wait until the next event “Wild West” ….. xx Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We have enjoyed two great weekends at the wonderful VA. Last weekend Ibiza arrived at VA and what a great day we had last Saturday, the sun came out and we enjoyed a great afternoon chilling around the pool listening to resident DJ Mark Eldridge and hanging out with our great playmates, then the evening exploded with a bang! The club was heaving with sexy people, it was party central and DJ Pete Andrew’s truly made the VA feel like you were in Ushuaïa!

Last night was no exception House Rocks was another great night, at one stage the hot tub room was so full of people it felt like a scene from a Roman orgy…. Very hot and steamy

The VA deserves it’s no 1 spot as the best club in the UK…..consistently delivers great nights, it has a superb team who work constantly to achieve customer satisfaction, it’s clean, comfortable and extremely welcoming. There is a great line up of weekend events this summer and we can’t wait until the next event “Wild West” ….. xx

Date: 4 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I had my first visit to VA last night, the venue was fantastic, the staff were helpful and a couple were extremely welcoming. I will absolutely be re-attending. I was the single gent in the striped light blue shirt if anyone wanted to say hello! Date: 3 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	We went to the Milf club event on Wednesday and enjoyed checking the clu out for the first time. The Staffa are really friendly and the atmosphere was great! Shame the sun wasn’t shining, as the outdoor area looked like a fun place. Definitely worth a trip! Date: 2 June 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended MILF Club on 31st May and it was great fun. Lovely people and some very sexy women. Staff are always friendly and cannot wait to come back. Probably for Dark Desires again! Date: 2 June 2023

Rating: Fun
	Our first visit to VA for Milf Club. Only our second club visit and went with friends. After nerves left us we had a really great time. The club is really nice and everyone was friendly. The hot tub is amazing. Can’t wait to visit again Date: 31 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing weekend at the Ibiza weekender. First visit with the campervan and had an absolutely fantastic time. Weather was perfect to go with the amazing Lux lounge with Ianaziibg DJ’s which fed into the evening inside the club.. Staff were alll so helpful and helped with any queries we had. Showers and toilets available outside for campers. We will be back especially for the weekenders . Great job guys .. thank you Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What an amazing weekend at the Ibiza weekender. First visit with the campervan and had an absolutely fantastic time. Weather was perfect to go with the amazing Lux lounge with Ianaziibg DJ’s which fed into the evening inside the club..

Staff were alll so helpful and helped with any queries we had. Showers and toilets available outside for campers. We will be back especially for the weekenders . Great job guys .. thank you

Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fantastic weekend at this gorgeous, luxurious Club. The inside is so perfectly set up with a nightclub feel, and the most luxurious furnishings, UV filtered hot tub, suberb djs, and truly fabulous staff. The owners and team really work long and hard to make sure everybody has the best experience, and also take the time to check in with you during the weekend and make sure that you have everything you need. The outside area is so gorgeous, decking to relax on around the hot tub with again the DJs or music playing, and a full cocktail bar. The summer would not be the same without the Vanilla Alternative. Now to sort out my outfits for the wild west themed one in June! Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

What a fantastic weekend at this gorgeous, luxurious Club.

The inside is so perfectly set up with a nightclub feel, and the most luxurious furnishings, UV filtered hot tub, suberb djs, and truly fabulous staff.

The owners and team really work long and hard to make sure everybody has the best experience, and also take the time to check in with you during the weekend and make sure that you have everything you need.

The outside area is so gorgeous, decking to relax on around the hot tub with again the DJs or music playing, and a full cocktail bar.

The summer would not be the same without the Vanilla Alternative.

Now to sort out my outfits for the wild west themed one in June!

Date: 30 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We are lucky that VA is not far away so we visit regularly. Lovely club all round, well designed, cosy, clean, great dance floor and large hot tub that does not use chlorine. The staff are all incredibly friendly and make you feel so relaxed. They are attentive but not at all intrusive. New clients always comment that everyone is so friendly and they are immediately at ease. This bank holiday weekend was a three dayer with an Ibiza theme. It was amazing, especially the Saturday with the DJ banging out great tunes and loads of people having such energy on the dance floor. The bonus is you can camp in the field behind the club next to the river. We love you VA! Xx Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We are lucky that VA is not far away so we visit regularly. Lovely club all round, well designed, cosy, clean, great dance floor and large hot tub that does not use chlorine. The staff are all incredibly friendly and make you feel so relaxed. They are attentive but not at all intrusive. New clients always comment that everyone is so friendly and they are immediately at ease. This bank holiday weekend was a three dayer with an Ibiza theme. It was amazing, especially the Saturday with the DJ banging out great tunes and loads of people having such energy on the dance floor. The bonus is you can camp in the field behind the club next to the river. We love you VA! Xx

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: OK
	Just got back from our 3rd visit to v a arrived fri pm to set up camp in the beautiful setting of the campsite and in full view of the lux lounge 3 days and long nights naked sun bathing chilling and meet lots of very sexy people .the music and atmosphere was spot on .the owners certainly know how to make everyone feel welcome and are always around day and night entertaining with there stories .dispite being best part of four hours away already booked a return visit for the big festival of fun in August if it was closer we would be there far to much .just keep doing what your doing can't think of a single way you could better it for us Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: OK

Just got back from our 3rd visit to v a arrived fri pm to set up camp in the beautiful setting of the campsite and in full view of the lux lounge 3 days and long nights naked sun bathing chilling and meet lots of very sexy people .the music and atmosphere was spot on .the owners certainly know how to make everyone feel welcome and are always around day and night entertaining with there stories .dispite being best part of four hours away already booked a return visit for the big festival of fun in August if it was closer we would be there far to much .just keep doing what your doing can't think of a single way you could better it for us

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Still recovering from the Ibiza Weekender at VA, it was an absolute blast! It is impossible to describe the atmosphere on Saturday night, you just had to be there! The club was immaculate, the team were fantastic. DJ Pete put in an incredible shift, VA was bouncing!! Wall to wall of sexy people loving life. Special mention to Brian, he was an absolute diamond all weekend. We will most definitely be back x Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Still recovering from the Ibiza Weekender at VA, it was an absolute blast! It is impossible to describe the atmosphere on Saturday night, you just had to be there! The club was immaculate, the team were fantastic. DJ Pete put in an incredible shift, VA was bouncing!!

Wall to wall of sexy people loving life. Special mention to Brian, he was an absolute diamond all weekend.

We will most definitely be back x

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had such amazing afternoon and evening! The club is always immaculate, great tunes, with a friendly, hot and sexy crowd. The staff always bend over backwards to make the evening a quality one and to top it off, Brian even gave us a lift to the hotel, due to the struggle to get a taxi, which we were so grateful for. Looking forward to our next visit to one of you awesome events! Luv J & C Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

We had such amazing afternoon and evening! The club is always immaculate, great tunes, with a friendly, hot and sexy crowd. The staff always bend over backwards to make the evening a quality one and to top it off, Brian even gave us a lift to the hotel, due to the struggle to get a taxi, which we were so grateful for.

Looking forward to our next visit to one of you awesome events! Luv J & C

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Such an amazing weekend for the ibiza weekender! Pitched our tent next to our Jeep and headed to Lux lounge during the day. An amazing space and perfect for socialising and meeting people! Quick change and into the club for the evenings events, the club was stunning as always, clean, spacious, elegant and the staff were amazing as always. Lots of hot friendly people and lots of kinky fun play! Thanks to all who made our weekend! Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Such an amazing weekend for the ibiza weekender! Pitched our tent next to our Jeep and headed to Lux lounge during the day. An amazing space and perfect for socialising and meeting people! Quick change and into the club for the evenings events, the club was stunning as always, clean, spacious, elegant and the staff were amazing as always. Lots of hot friendly people and lots of kinky fun play! Thanks to all who made our weekend!

Date: 29 May 2023

Rating: Fun
	It was our first night at the club last night for the Ibiza weekender. The music and DJ were amazing and the venue is so well laid out and there’s was a lot of sexy and friendly people. Can’t wait for the next one Date: 28 May 2023

Rating: OK
	What can we say , we stayed on site in our camper and had a blast Amazing place , clean , really well done out and modern and very busy ! Loved it , we will be back for more Date: 28 May 2023

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