The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fun
	Thank you to VA for popping our club cherries last night! Such an impressive set up - we particularly enjoyed the couples only area. The hosts, staff and Brian were so helpful and welcoming and the clientele were super supportive and friendly - looking forward to returning for even more fun now that we know what to expect! Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Well what can be added to the many platitudes that bestows this club - we had an absolute blast for Saturday nights St Patrick’s day festivities. The crowd were super friendly & we were more than satisfied! Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended for the St Patrick’s Saturday event and had an amazing time. The club looked great, music, people and atmosphere was spot on, well done to the organisers. It’s only our second time here and we love it! Lots of naughty fun and remembered this time to try the swing! Date: 19 March 2023

Rating: Fun
	3rd time at VA last night. Great time met some great people amd enjoyed our evening.Stayed onside, few issues with the room but staff were friendly and helpful. Will definitely be going again Date: 18 March 2023

Rating: OK
	Last night was our first time at this amazing club, the staff were so nice and friendly, we met a lovely couple and we can’t wait to return. Date: 18 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We’ve wanted to go to VA for ages, and last night didn’t disappoint. The club is gorgeous, brilliantly run, and the playrooms are superb. If there’s a better place for open play, we’ve yet to see it, and the hot tub is superb. A really friendly (and sexy) crowd, too. We will be back very, very soon. Date: 12 March 2023

Rating: OK
	We attended VA last night (Saturday night) it was our first time and we had such a fun night. The club has great vibes, beautiful decor, everyone is so friendly and welcoming and there’s plenty of areas to play. The hot tub is the icing on the cake for us personally and there’s no doubt in my mind that we will be back! We met some gorgeous couples too ;-) Date: 12 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended Dark Desires on their debut event at VA. Although not our first time at the club, it was our first time in the evening. It is a lovely club, clean, up market and a good crowd. We stayed onside at the hotel and were very eased with our room! Definitely head there again, maybe tonight! Date: 11 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended MILF club for the first time on Weds and had a fantastic time. It was our third visit to VA (been on a Saturday before), and it's such a great club. We always have a good time. We met lots of friendly people, who made us feel very welcome. Would definitely recommend it :) . Date: 10 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a fab night at Mr Benns Bi Night with my friend . Was such a good vibe with everyone really socialising initially really was a friendly crowd . So gratfeful to see the club enforce a no entry to random guys turning up,keeping us safe,thank you! Date: 4 March 2023

Rating: OK
	Puss and I have always rated this club to possibly best in country and on our travels over the years told everyone how great it is. Never a negative review and loved it! Due to Covid and illness we have been away and I (boots) came back firstly last October! That visit for first time left me disappointed, however thought would give another try on my own still without Puss. Tried booking in on website like I did In October and payed at time. Because could not do it that way and probably being complacent and not reading the back on website thought would come down and hopefully be able to come in! How wrong was I, in 23 years of going to clubs I have never been so humiliated! Rules seem to change if not regularly attending so please make sure you are up to speed before making huge effort to go out for the night! On the flip side I was excepted elsewhere who again know me well so all was not lost but genuinely gutted! Date: 4 March 2023

Rating: OK

Puss and I have always rated this club to possibly best in country and on our travels over the years told everyone how great it is. Never a negative review and loved it! Due to Covid and illness we have been away and I (boots) came back firstly last October! That visit for first time left me disappointed, however thought would give another try on my own still without Puss. Tried booking in on website like I did In October and payed at time. Because could not do it that way and probably being complacent and not reading the back on website thought would come down and hopefully be able to come in! How wrong was I, in 23 years of going to clubs I have never been so humiliated! Rules seem to change if not regularly attending so please make sure you are up to speed before making huge effort to go out for the night!

On the flip side I was excepted elsewhere who again know me well so all was not lost but genuinely gutted!

Date: 4 March 2023

Rating: OK
	Puss and I have always rated this club to possibly best in country and on our travels over the years told everyone how great it is. Never a negative review and loved it! Due to Covid and illness we have been away and I (boots) came back firstly last October! That visit for first time left me disappointed, however thought would give another try on my own still without Puss. Tried booking in on website like I did In October and payed at time. Because could not do it that way and probably being complacent and not reading the back on website thought would come down and hopefully be able to come in! How wrong was I, in 23 years of going to clubs I have never been so humiliated! Rules seem to change if not regularly attending so please make sure you are up to speed before making huge effort to go out for the night! On the flip side I was excepted elsewhere who again know me well so all was not lost but genuinely gutted! Date: 4 March 2023

Rating: OK

On the flip side I was excepted elsewhere who again know me well so all was not lost but genuinely gutted!

Date: 4 March 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fun day at MILF club it was a friends birthday and she was made to feel extra special by the bar staff and by certain guests. A big shout yo New barmaid Katie for the special dance I have already pre booked mine for May. The place as always looked immaculate and there was plenty of fun to be had, with no issues from unwanted attention. Top place as always Date: 2 March 2023

Rating: Fun
	VA : overall impression very good. Certainly the "classiest" venue we've been to in the UK. Reception staff, guided tour and bar staff all first class. 0% cerveza for the driver, Bombay Sapphire for the eye candy. Nice changing rooms, with separate facilities for couples and single gents. Secure, good sized lockers. Large hot tub, proper bar with sensible prices, couples' only lounge to escape the single guys and in the shared arena a low to imperceptible "wanking zombie" quotient. No rooms, no locks, it's all "open play" across the venue. Perfect for putting on a show for the passers-by. We really enjoyed our time there (Friday evening) and hope to visit again. Date: 26 February 2023

Rating: Fun

VA : overall impression very good. Certainly the "classiest" venue we've been to in the UK.

Reception staff, guided tour and bar staff all first class. 0% cerveza for the driver, Bombay Sapphire for the eye candy.

Nice changing rooms, with separate facilities for couples and single gents. Secure, good sized lockers. Large hot tub, proper bar with sensible prices, couples' only lounge to escape the single guys and in the shared arena a low to imperceptible "wanking zombie" quotient.

No rooms, no locks, it's all "open play" across the venue. Perfect for putting on a show for the passers-by.

We really enjoyed our time there (Friday evening) and hope to visit again.

Date: 26 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Next our party. A lot of fun. Sexy people. We will come back soon again Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time visiting VA last night for freedom Fridays event. Was very nervous but once walking through the door, I was completely at ease. The staff were so lovely, Brian was a gent and showed us around, the manager Imogen was so kind and thoughtful, really made you feel welcomed! The venue itself is lovely there’s a nice bar area, dance floor as well as the playrooms and a huge jacuzzi. There was a good mix of people, single gents, single women and couples, everyone was very social friendly and kind to each other. Can’t wait to go back again! Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous

First time visiting VA last night for freedom Fridays event. Was very nervous but once walking through the door, I was completely at ease. The staff were so lovely, Brian was a gent and showed us around, the manager Imogen was so kind and thoughtful, really made you feel welcomed! The venue itself is lovely there’s a nice bar area, dance floor as well as the playrooms and a huge jacuzzi. There was a good mix of people, single gents, single women and couples, everyone was very social friendly and kind to each other. Can’t wait to go back again!

Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	The What Women Want event was held at this wonderful club. It’s always a pleasure to attend the VA for any of their events. It’s warm, welcoming and beautifully decorated. The event was well-run and was perfect for Friday afternoon fun. The staff are friendly and helpful. Why go anywhere else? Date: 25 February 2023

Rating: OK
	Fabulous today , would love to come back ?? Date: 24 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Love VA , great tstaff , lovely venue and lots of friendly sexy people , will be back again soon G & R xxx Date: 24 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for the first time last night and had the best time. Such a lovely venue with incredibly sexy guests, we participated and watched a lot of steamy action. Feel free to give us a message if you recognise us ;) Date: 19 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We had another great night on Saturday. Amazing venue and lovely staff. As always lots of naughty people having fun! If you saw us or were one of the lovely people who played with us in the dungeon, send us a message xxx Date: 19 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	Had our first night at VA tonight. Lovely spacious club with lots of rooms, very classy and sophisticated feel and look to it, good music and lots of people filling the rooms up. Lots of open play rooms and "chill out" type rooms. Easy to find as well. Nice hot tub area too. Date: 19 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time on a Friday and what a great evening :) some wonderfully sexy couples! Was great to be able to walk upstairs to my room at the end of the evening :) Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended last night for the first time, what a fantastic venue and an absolute bonus to be able to book a hotel room on site! We loved the open plan playrooms and we were made to feel really welcome. The hot tub looked amazing and we’ll definitely try that next time, there was a lot of very sexy action going on there! Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	Attended last night great place, great visit Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: OK
	We visited this Friday and OMG what a naughty evening with a wonderful crowd in attendance...the guys were super polite and a lot of lovely couples ... If we spoke drop us a message x. Date: 18 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA for Milf Club for the first time with a friend on Wednesday. The club was very plush and the couples room was fabulous. Would love to come back and see how it is on a weekend night sometime soon. Date: 17 February 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA today for the very first time. It was the Wednesday daytime Milf event. The club has a great vibe / atmosphere and all the staff are very friendly and welcoming. Great music also. The club is plush / upmarket and we can’t wait to visit again for weekend / couples night. Also, we’ll be looking forward to the utilising the outdoor areas in the summer! 10/10 Date: 15 February 2023

Rating: Fun
	We are not strangers to the club scene but this was our first time to VA. Attended the valentine's event on the Saturday. Welcomed by the staff and shown around by the lovely Brian. Was a busy night all in all. Would attend again but perhaps on a non event night. Had a great time. Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK
	What can I say about this club . It’s not only the best club around but it’s got the best staff that work so hard and are so amazing. Jules and Chris who we are honoured to call our friends make va what it is . Putting everything into it to make it the best swingers club to visit again and again . Always something new , always making it the best night out with three best people .. friendly fun and safe . Last night was amazing.. I took my female friend last night who called me today to say what an amazing night she had .. and she felt so welcomed and had the best night . If you haven’t been, get yourself down . Oh and not forgetting brian … who makes everyone looks after everyone.. we love Brian .. Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK

What can I say about this club . It’s not only the best club around but it’s got the best staff that work so hard and are so amazing. Jules and Chris who we are honoured to call our friends make va what it is . Putting everything into it to make it the best swingers club to visit again and again . Always something new , always making it the best night out with three best people ..

friendly fun and safe .

Last night was amazing..

I took my female friend last night who called me today to say what an amazing night she had .. and she felt so welcomed and had the best night .

If you haven’t been, get yourself down .

Oh and not forgetting brian … who makes everyone looks after everyone.. we love Brian ..

Date: 12 February 2023

Rating: OK
	Great night at VA last night for the valentines event staff amazing as always hot crowd too. clean great music and just all round a good club until next time ;) Date: 12 February 2023

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