The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended the Festival of Fun on the Friday evening, and the booty camp base which the club hosts had prepared was spectacular, although I didn’t get to stay the whole night and into the morning, from experience, the Vanilla Alternative always draws a great crowd of people together, and unforgettable memories for most, if not all. Plus if you are like me, and like open play rooms, you get to see all the naughty fun happening around you whilst you yourself are having fun. XXX Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I attended the Festival of Fun on the Friday evening, and the booty camp base which the club hosts had prepared was spectacular, although I didn’t get to stay the whole night and into the morning, from experience, the Vanilla Alternative always draws a great crowd of people together, and unforgettable memories for most, if not all. Plus if you are like me, and like open play rooms, you get to see all the naughty fun happening around you whilst you yourself are having fun. XXX

Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our first FoF and we loved it. We will defo be returning next year. Music was great like been in Ibiza. Great mix of people and everyone was in the mood for fun with all the playing going on. Neon party on the Saturday night was wild and one of the best nights out we’ve ever had. Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow. The Festival of Fun weekend was amazing. The weather tried to cause havoc but the troops (staff) worked their socks (and many items of clothing) off to make sure we all had a fab time. The foam party was unforgettable ... party because we disappeared in the foam. Not to worry though, there were many helping hands to assist :). The workshops were also great. We now have a shopping list of things to buy and try :) Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Wow. The Festival of Fun weekend was amazing. The weather tried to cause havoc but the troops (staff) worked their socks (and many items of clothing) off to make sure we all had a fab time. The foam party was unforgettable ... party because we disappeared in the foam. Not to worry though, there were many helping hands to assist :). The workshops were also great. We now have a shopping list of things to buy and try :)

Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	My absolute favourite club and that's because of all the hard work of the VA team. They go above and beyond to make sure that you have a fabulous time. This was my second year at FoF and it is my absolute favourite event of the entire year. Everyone is so friendly and welcoming. From the indoor foam party, being tied to a tree, sexy guests and dancing on the deck to the awesome DJ. Fun, Freedom and Memories that will last a lifetime. Thanks guys and gals x Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

My absolute favourite club and that's because of all the hard work of the VA team. They go above and beyond to make sure that you have a fabulous time. This was my second year at FoF and it is my absolute favourite event of the entire year. Everyone is so friendly and welcoming. From the indoor foam party, being tied to a tree, sexy guests and dancing on the deck to the awesome DJ. Fun, Freedom and Memories that will last a lifetime. Thanks guys and gals x

Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	FOF Saturday evening was amazing. Music was on point, the busiest night we’ve seen there.So many amazing attractive couples. Being in the hot tub with 22 other people was a new one for us. Can’t wait for the next visit Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the fof what a weekend it was. Loved every minute of it (even the rain). So many amazing people. The Saturday was by far the best experience I have had in a club anywhere. The foam party is still making me laugh now. The band was outstanding and the dj kept us all dancing from start to finish. All the staff were so helpful and friendly. You can see the amount of thought and effort they put into it. Thank you for a weekend to remember Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Attended the fof what a weekend it was. Loved every minute of it (even the rain). So many amazing people. The Saturday was by far the best experience I have had in a club anywhere. The foam party is still making me laugh now. The band was outstanding and the dj kept us all dancing from start to finish.

All the staff were so helpful and friendly. You can see the amount of thought and effort they put into it.

Thank you for a weekend to remember

Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Festival of Fun weekend was the most fantastic experience, Jules and the team pulled out all the stops to make sure that a fun was had by all, the foam party was the highlight of the weekend for me... already looking forward to next year. Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fun
	We've been twice so far and both times have been enjoyable. Attended the Bootcamp theme Saturday evening. Watched the live band who were outstanding. Must say, the women who attended ?? wow. The wife took a fancy to some, however we are yet to play. Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	FoF weekender was an absolute blast. Well done to Jules, Chris and the team for organising such a fun event, it must have been a huge amount of work. Booty Camp was a great theme and the vibe was amazing. Thanks to all the guests for being such a lovely bunch of people. Xxx Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	The festival of fun this weekend was amazing. Well done to Jules and the team your organisation skills were amazing. The whole team worked tirelessly all weekend, cleaning up after the foam party was no mean feat. A lovely atmosphere, everyone was polite, respectful and naked :0) We’ll see you all next time-you filthy bunch! Date: 7 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What can you say,other than Festival was amazing again.Jules and staff do all out to make your time one you can't help but enjoy. Filled with fun and lots of laughs to.Great friends new and old. Weather wasn't best at times but foam party inside rocked and always is memorable. Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fabulous FOF, no matter the weather the party must go on. What a fun 3 day event. Jules and the team, smashed it out the park. What a great festival see you all next year :) Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended for FOF. Not a lot we can add, and the reviews after this will tell the same. The event was great, the team did an amazing job, the guests were fantastic. We are home and resting :) Thank you Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended the FOF on the Saturday with a daytime pass. The weather was atrocious but that didn’t stop the fun and activities. There were live workshops, a DJ, a lady entertaining us with dancing - she didn’t stop, she had so much energy! - and lots of guests joined in and were dancing on the decking area and around the outside pool. An inspired move, during the afternoon, was to fill the inside hot tub room with foam. It was awesome! So many people crammed into the pool, up close and personal on the floor and dancing and squirming on the play beds. You had to pinch yourself to believe you were actually there. Outside, the band in the evening were brilliant and everyone sang and danced to their music all night. Neon was the theme, and guests went out of their way to dress up and join in the theme. A constant stream of music in the club meant the dance floor was packed all night. And of course, lots of naughtiness going on in the play areas. A superb way to spend a Saturday… it was fantastic. Thank you Jules, Chris and all the gorgeous staff for all your hard work and for your cheerful attitude and helpfulness. X Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I attended the FOF on the Saturday with a daytime pass. The weather was atrocious but that didn’t stop the fun and activities. There were live workshops, a DJ, a lady entertaining us with dancing - she didn’t stop, she had so much energy! - and lots of guests joined in and were dancing on the decking area and around the outside pool.

An inspired move, during the afternoon, was to fill the inside hot tub room with foam. It was awesome! So many people crammed into the pool, up close and personal on the floor and dancing and squirming on the play beds. You had to pinch yourself to believe you were actually there.

Outside, the band in the evening were brilliant and everyone sang and danced to their music all night. Neon was the theme, and guests went out of their way to dress up and join in the theme.

A constant stream of music in the club meant the dance floor was packed all night. And of course, lots of naughtiness going on in the play areas.

A superb way to spend a Saturday… it was fantastic.

Thank you Jules, Chris and all the gorgeous staff for all your hard work and for your cheerful attitude and helpfulness. X

Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Our 3rd year at the Festival of Fun & it just keeps on getting better. This year it was super well organised with plenty of daytime activities as well as the club at night. Wet weather measures were in place to ensure nothing would stop the fun, with the enormous deck area totally covered allowing it to be used by the (excellent) live band on the Saturday night which worked brilliantly. The “Booty Camp” theme was great & super sexy for all genders. We booked to arrive early on the Thursday as did loads of other campers. Attendees were a great mix of regulars from previous years and newbies, plus lots of extra Saturday night climbers who joined the fun. The event really is super friendly, and so welcoming. It’s great to have a full weekend to get to know people and build in friendships from previous years. The club is a lovely, clean and well laid out venue with plenty of play areas and staff that always go the extra mile to make sure we all have a great time. We will be visiting this club much more regularly as it never fails to impress us. Thank you Jules, Chris & all the team for such a memorable weekend! Love A&A X Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Our 3rd year at the Festival of Fun & it just keeps on getting better. This year it was super well organised with plenty of daytime activities as well as the club at night.

Wet weather measures were in place to ensure nothing would stop the fun, with the enormous deck area totally covered allowing it to be used by the (excellent) live band on the Saturday night which worked brilliantly.

The “Booty Camp” theme was great & super sexy for all genders.

We booked to arrive early on the Thursday as did loads of other campers. Attendees were a great mix of regulars from previous years and newbies, plus lots of extra Saturday night climbers who joined the fun. The event really is super friendly, and so welcoming. It’s great to have a full weekend to get to know people and build in friendships from previous years.

The club is a lovely, clean and well laid out venue with plenty of play areas and staff that always go the extra mile to make sure we all have a great time.

We will be visiting this club much more regularly as it never fails to impress us.

Thank you Jules, Chris & all the team for such a memorable weekend!

Love A&A

X

Date: 6 August 2023

Rating: Fun
	Great night last night, nice music, and the dancefloor were busy, with lovely people and loads of fun. If someone recognizes me DM me! Until next time xxx Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: OK
	It’s a wonderful club to go to.. lots of fun and I always enjoy my stay there.. Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: OK
	What a great night I had last night, amazing club amazing people it was really busy and a lot of fun everywhere, Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Friday the first night of the FOF weekend was great.Club was very busy with lots of sexy and fun people and had a great atmosphere.Back tonight for more of the same with a live band as well.P&S. Date: 5 August 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA last night and we absolutely loved it! Amazing club, really stunning with wonderfully helpful staff and the most beautiful clientele. We will definitely be back. Date: 30 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet again I come back from the VA with a large smile on my face. Mr Benn's bi night was brilliant and full of brilliant people. The staff are excellent and make you feel welcome. Thank you for keeping it going. Date: 30 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	Anougher visit to milf club with my partner. A bit of a trek for us but always worth it. Staff are great and very polite. Place is clean and we are planning a evening visit and looking forward to it. Thankyou everyone. Date: 27 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fantastic afternoon at The Milf Club at this awesome club and may I give great credit to the ladies who help make our day so special, Emma (On the desk and manager I believe) and Izzy behind the bar...They are such fun and can give as good as they get in the banter stakes.plus they are both gorgeous which for us guys...just makes it even better. Thanks girls, thanks VA and see you again soon. Date: 26 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous

Another fantastic afternoon at The Milf Club at this awesome club and may I give great credit to the ladies who help make our day so special,

Emma (On the desk and manager I believe) and Izzy behind the bar...They are such fun and can give as good as they get in the banter stakes.plus they are both gorgeous which for us guys...just makes it even better.

Thanks girls, thanks VA and see you again soon.

Date: 26 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet another visit to VA on sat 22nd. What a night we had! Met some lovely people and never seen so many sexy couples in one place. Was a very busy night and later in the evening, there was sex everywhere we looked. Couldn’t wait to get in between it all. Never disappointed with the venue. Staff are so friendly and helpful too. Looking forward to next visit. Date: 26 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I attended my 1st ever club event on 21st July. Fabulous event, lovely venue, great hosts, nice and relaxed which meant that for my 1st event I was able to just sit back relax and observe without any pressures or stigma. Its a great place to just go to relax for a drink but certainly alot of fun to be had there too, I will definitely be back Date: 25 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA for the first time on the 21st for the boujee blondes event! We had a fantastic evening in the couples room which was exciting! A few regulars chatted to us and made us feel more comfortable there too! If we chatted, please feel free to drop us a message! We look forward to attending again! Date: 25 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended on the 21st... Great night! Friendly people and relaxed vive The couples room was great fun, not a single piece of furniture was free. Let us know if we chatted x Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended The VA for the first time on the 21st and we had a great time. It has a really friendly and chilled out vibe with a real mixture of sexy people there! Great fun in the clean and well decorated playrooms. We are definitely coming back. Please feel to drop us an add if we met you on the night! x Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	We always have a good night at VA and last night was no exception, it was rammed with sexy couples looking for fun , the staff were great as always and everywhere clean and sumptuous, what more could you want ?! We will be back again soon x Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fun
	Went to the boujie blonde night on the 21st, was a bit quiet but still managed to have a pretty epic playtime. Still our favourite club ever, but music not as good as house rocks! Date: 23 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous
	I havent been to Vanilla Alternative for a few years and still looks classy, spacious and clean as i remember i went along the Milf daytime Wednesday club today as a single female and was amazed how well attended it was with a variety of single guys, girls and couples. From when i walked in the entry was so straight forward with the friendly staff member who gave me a locker key wrist band that enabled me to not only put my belongings locked safely but to show the bar great staff who were so friendly when i wanted to purchase any drinks that was settled at the end of the day when i handed in my wrist band..what a great system for all.. The various food buffet was a great touch and well needed after all the activities halfway lol The attendees and single guys who were so respectful were amazingly friendly and had a fantastic day..i am already sorting my diary for my next visit!!xx Date: 19 July 2023

Rating: Fabulous

I havent been to Vanilla Alternative for a few years and still looks classy, spacious and clean as i remember

i went along the Milf daytime Wednesday club today as a single female and was amazed how well attended it was with a variety of single guys, girls and couples.

From when i walked in the entry was so straight forward with the friendly staff member who gave me a locker key wrist band that enabled me to not only put my belongings locked safely but to show the bar great staff who were so friendly when i wanted to purchase any drinks that was settled at the end of the day when i handed in my wrist band..what a great system for all..

The various food buffet was a great touch and well needed after all the activities halfway lol

The attendees and single guys who were so respectful were amazingly friendly and had a fantastic day..i am already sorting my diary for my next visit!!xx

Date: 19 July 2023

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