It’s a funny old game

Couple in Barry., Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

We are a loving couple looking to explore all our kinks and fetishes with others, we like to make firm plans to meet up for a drink/ chat/ naughtiness as soon as we can to avoid that road to nowhere (you know the one).

Previous experiences mean we will only play by these rules (sorry if it’s negative but we need to protect ourselves):

. NO WINKS Please - message us directly

. NO ONE WORD MESSAGES - we love to get to know new people so please make an effort. We won’t bite.

. We play as a couple unless WE specifically say solo play. We do not take one for the team. We both play separately from time to to time.

. Majority of messages will be managed by V and she likes to chat to both the male and female.

. We will block profiles that we feel send disrespectful/dishonest or disingenuous messages or clearly haven’t read our profile

. We do not accept friend requests until we have actually met.

We are looking for couples/singles in South Wales and Somerset.

We are a very easy going, fun, kind and honest couple. We are only here to attract the same.

We have also narrowed down our published verifications to only show those who we have actually played with, hence a lot of unpublished verifications from those who we have only socially met.

Thank you so much for reading.

V & P.

To all institutions, companies and others using this site or its associated sites for projects -You do not have permission from us to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action. Of course if you can make me look 3 sizes smaller with bigger boobs, go for it babes.

48 years old, Bi-curious

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

49 years old, Bi-curious

5'2" 157cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 25 to 55
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*xcited99 (50), Couple on 19 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
An absolutely awesome sexy and sensual couple who we have met now on two occasions. We have so much in common and cant wait to meet up with soon.

*inky_Inked (49), Couple on 1 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met V&P at Chameleons and enjoyed their company as well as another couple's for the evening. We look forward to meeting them again in future :)

*ardiffcpl123 (23), Couple on 19 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for amazing night at a house party.. such an attractive couple..waw..the fun was out of this world. See you again sexy people

*ackalandJayne (40), Couple on 17 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wow! What an amazing evening!! P is such a friendly, approachable guy and has some amazing skills - got Jayne totally excited and left her feeling more than satisfied. V is an absolute firecracker and suffice it to say that by the time Jackal was done with her she was totally spent - in the best way possible. Playing with them both felt so natural like we had met each other before and had known them for ages. We cannot wait to meetup with them again! Will definitely be organising something soon. Xx

*ppox and Saph (45), Couple on 17 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Another absolutely fantastic night with our friends at our home. Some long overdue fun had by myself and V. So wonderful to see you again guys. And see you again very soon xx

*herrieBaby (48), TV/TS on 15 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
It’s rare to meet a person with such energy and positivity, fun flowed just sat chatting, getting to know each other. It was a pleasure to meet this lovely man. Once we were ready to play he took charge and gave me everything I could ever ask for. Perfect. Especially the ending! Mmmm can’t wait until next time. Xx

*heInbetweeners (31), Couple on 10 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple the other night and had a cracking time! Started with good conversations and laughs over drinks and ended in us all having some naughty fun back at theirs! Really nice, genuine, attractive and funny couple. Thanks for hosting guys, looking forward to seeing you soon! x

*andK7177 (53), Couple on 1 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple at a house party, both are really lovely and super easy to get on with, we had great fun with them - until next time guys! X

*ppox and Saph (45), Couple on 1 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
It was so lovely this wonderful couple could attend another one of our parties last night. The kindest nicest people you will meet. Excellent social time and then some very hot fun in the playroom. Must see you again very soon guys xx

*ppox and Saph (45), Couple on 13 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely down to earth couple who are friendly and funny to talk to. Made us feel very comfortable when meeting them socially. Really looking forward to seeing them again very soon x

*xcited99 (50), Couple on 5 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
An absolutely brilliant couple. Good looking, sexy, intelligent and friendly what else could we ask for. Hopefully our paths cross again in the not to distant future.

*he Nice Pair (46), Couple on 30 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Dammit they led us astray again. Further astray in the UK than ever before for a sesh (or two) at the amazing Chams. A first for us ended up with several for them including spontaneous sex with 'strangers' and revealing all to chill naked in the hot tub. Introduced us to their delightful friends plus fitted in easily with some long term friends of ours. Fellow (k)nights in arms at the round table with top jousting skills, we hail you as Lord and Lady of the dance (card). xx

*oys r us123 (55), Couple on 30 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well what night!!! we know this couple for a while, and is always a pleasure to have them together they are a good laugh and a good company, she is a very sexy lady and she have the right skills to play with man can’t wait for second round, he is a gentleman very funny and very polite, treat a woman with respect and get paid for that in kind and for that reason I recommend this lovely and genuine couple can’t be missed and we hope to see you guys again cos we haven’t finished with you guys yet, keep in touch and lets plan another meeting xx

*wcouple33 (54), Couple on 10 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wow! We just love this couple…met with V tonight and have to say she is amazing! Our first mff and it was so much fun. If you have the opportunity make sure you treat her with the respect she deserves. Thank you V for a great night, until the next time x x x

*dehavingfun (49), Man on 5 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
After and fantastic meet we had a great conversation and we both feel a star rating system would be simpler system for verifications Definitely an overall score of 5 stars lol Xx

*wcouple33 (54), Couple on 27 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a fantastic evening with this gorgeous, funny couple tonight. We had an amazing time, they are absolutely the real deal and exactly what Fab is all about. Lots of horny, sexy fun and some great laughs. If you get the chance to meet them please treat them with the respect they deserve! Couldn’t have wished for better night, thanks both, love L&P x x

*ayvee (44), Couple on 11 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Saw this lovely lovely lovely couple again at Chams this evening and went a long way beyond chatting this time :-) Lots of fun in a big group, ending up with Mrs V and V having a lovely girl girl session. Can’t wait to see them again x

*ellatio fi (48), Couple on 19 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure (and yes, I mean we really DID have the pleasure!) of this fantastic couple last night when they visited us. We had an fab night, such good company we thought it would be “rude not 2” take it further! V is an amazing lady attractive and sexy and P has wonderful oral skills and a very suckable cock. We are very much looking forward to having more fun together! Fi & G xxx

*ara_bell (50), TV/TS on 9 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely chap on his own with permission. What can I say nice and passionate and verbal. A great evening.

*egoalltheway (56), Couple on 23 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
We really enjoyed meeting the fabulous V & P at the funangames69 house party last weekend. We got on really well and our S soon found herself enjoying a deliciously dirty and gloriously satisfying encounter with P upstairs! Having missed out this time around, our P hopes to be able to live up to our name by “going all the way” with the very sexy V another time soon xxx

* Red Devils (55), Couple on 19 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Second time we met these two sexy peeps and so glad we bumped into them again at last nights party. We had lots of fun and giggles and they made our night very special, a great couple in and out of the bedroom can't wait till our next bump!! A&S xxx

*hat a PairXXX (55), Couple on 8 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met these two lovelies at a house party. They were a delight and we spent a lot of time chatting and laughing. Of course the party wasn’t all jelly and ice cream, and later in the evening we found ourselves with them on a bed upstairs. A debauched time was had by all and the highlight of the evening for me (mr) was cumming in my beautiful partner’s mouth while Mrs rude was sat on my face and sucking Mr Rude’s cock. There was a lot of multi tasking going on! It was a lot of fun and it’d be great to bump into them again.