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Based on your battery percentage, which room are you in and who's joining you.
Im in room 25 |
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I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me |
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I'm in room 79, I could invite someone, but she is in the bath at the moment, so might let others sneak in  |
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By *G TMan 29 weeks ago
birmingham |
I’m in room 5 and there’s a party |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Im room 90 and in am trying to work but dont need much distracting ;( |
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"I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me "
Im next door in 86 keep the noise down. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I am in room 41 with a raging hard on waiting to be sucked |
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"I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me
Im next door in 86 keep the noise down. "
Ah you must be a lady in the streets from a city of angels come join me we’ll be freaks in the sheets x |
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By *ikeExMan 29 weeks ago
Here to Eternity |
64 for me
and the air con is amazing! |
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By *eannaTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Cwmfelifach, nr Newport |
"I’m in room 86 and would love someone to join me
Im next door in 86 keep the noise down.
Ah you must be a lady in the streets from a city of angels come join me we’ll be freaks in the sheets x "
I'm in room 85 why don't you both join me  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 29 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
Room 80, which, coincidentally, is the age I feel today. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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73 space for others… |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Sat in 100  |
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I’m now in 83 if anyone wants to join me. |
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Room 63
I have a low social battery today after an over stimulating weekend. So I'll take a bath, order room service and enjoy a blissful duvet day alone.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Room 70 drinks are on ice |
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I’m in 4 and I don’t think she’s going to turn up |
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"I’m in 4 and I don’t think she’s going to turn up"
For those feeling anxious at my reckless battery behaviour, my phone is now plugged in and charging. |
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"Room 63
I have a low social battery today after an over stimulating weekend. So I'll take a bath, order room service and enjoy a blissful duvet day alone. "
Unfortunately they've double booked. I'll sit quietly in the corner |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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37 and charging (if that matters) |
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"66. "
I'm next door, room 65.
Either keep the noise down or invite me in  |
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Pervert! |
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By *LiamMan 29 weeks ago
Midlands |
Room 100 
Never been in here before  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 29 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
98.
I may consider fibbing later though depending on who posts what.....  |
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By *lanitMan 29 weeks ago
Aylesbury |
I'm in 87 & like who's next door to me |
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I reckon I’ll be on my own in Room #100 |
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27 and it's a suite, so pile in guys |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Room 0 here |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Room 89 and the door is open  |
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By *B69Woman 29 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
Rm 48 have a big bed and huge bath |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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35 man alive sorry I thought this was bingo |
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I've been moved down a few floors to room 56 now. ????? |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I’m in room 75, drinks aplenty……. Make yourself at home whilst I’m in the shower |
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(Phone emojis no longer work then ) |
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"66.
I'm next door, room 65.
Either keep the noise down or invite me in "
Hi roomie. Party in 65.
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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On the first floor in Room 32. I would venture upstairs to see what all the noise is, in Rooms 70-79, but the lift is out of service  |
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"I've been moved down a few floors to room 56 now. ?????"
Was it something I said?
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"Based on your battery percentage, which room are you in and who's joining you.
Im in room 25"
Keep the noise down in on 24, I don’t want to listen to you masturbating all night, hang, actually, I do. |
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"Room 24 anyone "
If you’ve got room for a small one. |
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Shields down to 36% Captain!
….and we have a warp core breach…  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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59 for me - the Brighton line - all aboard xx |
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Room 5 for me.
Anyone joining me on the 4 poster bed? |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Unless I get out of the bath and plug the phone in, I'm going to be sharing with whoever is in Room 31 any minute now |
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I'm in room 31 with Elle, apparently. |
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By *lfa RomeoMan 29 weeks ago
southeast , Herts, Beds |
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Room 18.
Bringing a bottle and a sense of humour gains access. All cares must be left at the door. |
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By *lfa RomeoMan 29 weeks ago
southeast , Herts, Beds |
I'm in room 48, who wants to come and join me, I've got a big bath and big walk-in shower;-) |
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I’ve been upgraded, I’m in Room 115 aaaaand that’s not a USB port.
I may have made a terrible mistake. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I’m in 65 with a walk in shower |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"I'm in room 79, I could invite someone, but she is in the bath at the moment, so might let others sneak in "
I have just moved down to room 67, but there seems to be a bloke there already (going to ask reception what's going on) |
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"98.
I may consider fibbing later though depending on who posts what..... "
I would start fibbing now because it looks like we are sharing |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I'm in room 33, next to a hotty and i have a well stocked mini-bar if anyones passing |
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44 for me. There are canapes, cake and fruit on the table, chilled champagne on the ice and a lovely aroma of jasmin in the ether. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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14 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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75 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"75 "
Hey roomie |
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"54. We have beer and cake."
I'm next door
Keep the noise levels down please
And put a pillow behind that headboard!  |
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There's someone in the bath do I go in? |
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Top of the castle here in room 100….. mind the spiral staircase |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Ooh, this day is working out well. I've just been given an upgrade from Room 31 (sorry MM) to Room 53, but I don't have a key..
*Knock knock. Anyone in |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Room 40...door is unlocked |
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By *ast_jjMan 29 weeks ago
Dublin and London |
"54. We have beer and cake."
You had me at beer!
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"Room 40...door is unlocked "
Oh…hello |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Currently sat in room 69 |
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"64 for me
and the air con is amazing!"
64 for me. Looks like we're sharing. x |
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I'm in room 72 with Mellrose if she wants to help raise the mini bar |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Ooh, this day is working out well. I've just been given an upgrade from Room 31 (sorry MM) to Room 53, but I don't have a key..
*Knock knock. Anyone in "
Ha, I have now come down to room 53. You better not snore! |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello "
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me "
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40 |
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I was in room 204 and 145 last week. Had to go meet first to bring to room. Second had a knock on door as knew the routine |
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By *nnCeeWoman 29 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40 "
That is indeed what I have packed... |
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I popped out and I’ve come back and been upgraded to room 95, it’s the one with the hot tub. |
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They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me. |
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
That is indeed what I have packed... "
I've just had to google that
I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it? |
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Room 63 and getting sweaty in here. The aircon broke ?? who's got some ice cubes? |
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78 ....waiting for a date lol .. |
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By *ak4uMan 29 weeks ago
chelmsford |
"I’m now in 83 if anyone wants to join me."
I'm next door 82, pop in for a glass of wine? |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40 "
oh room for a little one |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
That is indeed what I have packed... "
Oh its a 4-sum |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
That is indeed what I have packed...
I've just had to google that
I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it? "
You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!) |
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
That is indeed what I have packed...
I've just had to google that
I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?
You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)"
Moreover, I think google may have provided an incorrect interpretation
I still have biscuits though  |
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By *ose_53Woman 29 weeks ago
harrow |
Almost full charged …. Room 96, party just about to start! |
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Everybody out. Fire Alarm has gone off.
Just put your bathrobe over the Latex Gimp Suit, there’s no time.
What do you mean you can’t find the key to the handcuffs |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
oh room for a little one "
I was just the delivery boy, I am moving straight back up to Room 53, I felt safe there. |
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me. "
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D |
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"Rm 48 have a big bed and huge bath "
I'm next door |
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I'm in the boiler room,hurry up before I get caught. I have got my cock out its really hard don't be long it will go soft. |
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Room 56 couples and fems welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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87 a bi couple or bi man welcome here, no chance of a lovely lady, but you never know |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Ooh, this day is working out well. I've just been given an upgrade from Room 31 (sorry MM) to Room 53, but I don't have a key..
*Knock knock. Anyone in
Ha, I have now come down to room 53. You better not snore! "
Oh hello I've been upgraded again, to Room 67. But SJ Curious is here, she'll keep you company |
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D"
Never felt a thing, meant seen anyone. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Room 101 here...
Okay, okay, it's actually room 81.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
That is indeed what I have packed...
I've just had to google that
I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?
You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)"
But that comment wasn't mine  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D"
Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 101 here...
Okay, okay, it's actually room 81. "
I hope you haven't been sent to 101 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
That is indeed what I have packed...
I've just had to google that
I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?
You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)
But that comment wasn't mine "
I know the doxy comment was not yours - but there was a stream of consciousness covering lady wanks which I believe your twin may have spouted |
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I’ve been moved from the broom cupboard to the penthouse. Anyone on route |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Room 101 here...
Okay, okay, it's actually room 81.
I hope you haven't been sent to 101 "
Not at all - room 101 contains your worst nightmare... I'm already here. |
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D
Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two"
Sounds like a fair deal to me, see you shortly. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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My upgrade is taking a long time, now up to room 57 - seems to be a threesome in there already. I wonder if the lift is taken? |
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me "
Yes miss! |
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"44 for me. There are canapes, cake and fruit on the table, chilled champagne on the ice and a lovely aroma of jasmin in the ether. "
Let's hope there's twin beds. |
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D
Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two"
I have bern collecting the bottles from all the rooms I have moved too. Snacks too. Will be over in a sec |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D
Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two
Sounds like a fair deal to me, see you shortly."
Ooh, and if you can please bring nibbles with you, that would be wonderful. See you both in a bit |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"My upgrade is taking a long time, now up to room 57 - seems to be a threesome in there already. I wonder if the lift is taken?"
I think you're the third they've been waiting for hk |
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D
Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two
Sounds like a fair deal to me, see you shortly.
Ooh, and if you can please bring nibbles with you, that would be wonderful. See you both in a bit "
Far be it from me to turn down a pretty lady's request. Nibbles coming up! |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Room 40...door is unlocked
Oh…hello
Hello
Have you got a special delivery for me
Room service delivering a doxy to room 40
That is indeed what I have packed...
I've just had to google that
I'm guessing my offer of chocolate malted milks doesn't quite cut it?
You obviously missed mention of this in some earlier threads, plus Midnight since the MLS social has been transformed (reminding me of the transformation of a Mogwai into a Gremlin - there must have been something in the water!)
But that comment wasn't mine
I know the doxy comment was not yours - but there was a stream of consciousness covering lady wanks which I believe your twin may have spouted "
Oh  whoopsie.. Sorry, so not sorry
#HornyMinx |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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70 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D
Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two
I have bern collecting the bottles from all the rooms I have moved too. Snacks too. Will be over in a sec "
Ooh, MB you're an absolute star. Let's get this soiree started |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now "
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view "
Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm |
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"They just moved me to 31. I am taking all the food and drink with me.
Welcome! I think it was just Elle and me in there at that point. :D
Yeah, I'm up in 66 now MM, but you and MB are welcome to come and say hi if you bring a bottle or two
I have bern collecting the bottles from all the rooms I have moved too. Snacks too. Will be over in a sec
Ooh, MB you're an absolute star. Let's get this soiree started "
Oh why not, we areca friendly bunch |
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Room 51
Air conditioning required.
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Afternoon all! Anyone in room 32!? |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view
Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm "
Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view
Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm
Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you "
Mwah x |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view
Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm
Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you
Mwah x"
You're welcome x
Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you |
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Been bumped up to 89 now. Any penthouse gang around? |
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I'm in Room 17 and I've got a gorgeous woman with me that we had a social with last week. Vics (F) |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"I am in room 41 with a raging hard on waiting to be sucked "
Room 41 too but might not be able to concentrate with all the noise from 40. |
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"Room 52"
Room 52 for me as well |
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"I'm now on 69.
Anyone?
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happy to join you |
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This elevator keeps droping me in different rooms. I feel as if I am passed around. Now dropped at 22 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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The management have asked me to leave the hotel for picking on lovely guests and their small peccadillos (I believe it is some form of exotic dog from Patagonia). On my way out, I will apologise to those whose doors I may have knocked on pretending to be room service and will stop casting aspersions (again I believe these are some form of Carnation that leave petals when thrown - much to the annoyance of the cleaning staff).
I might return after Midnight (don't tell the guest in room 32!)
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view
Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm
Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you
Mwah x
You're welcome x
Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you "
Oh yassss!! I hope they are feeling energetic! |
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view
Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm
Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you
Mwah x
You're welcome x
Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you
Oh yassss!! I hope they are feeling energetic! "
I wish you’d charge your bloody battery. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"The management have asked me to leave the hotel for picking on lovely guests and their small peccadillos (I believe it is some form of exotic dog from Patagonia). On my way out, I will apologise to those whose doors I may have knocked on pretending to be room service and will stop casting aspersions (again I believe these are some form of Carnation that leave petals when thrown - much to the annoyance of the cleaning staff).
I might return after Midnight (don't tell the guest in room 32!)
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Blimey I'm moving to room 32 now
You'll love it. I was there earlier. It has gorgeous ocean view
Oh wow.. Are the sheets still warm
Haha, only because I asked housekeeping to run the iron across them when they put clean ones on, so they should be lovely and smooth for you
Mwah x
You're welcome x
Ooh, looks like you have a guest. Lucky you
Oh yassss!! I hope they are feeling energetic!
I wish you’d charge your bloody battery. "
but i like to drain everything |
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Well I’ve been kicked out of penthouse to room 32 and someone’s left their crotchless knickers under my pillow. Now own up whose are they |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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43 now so getting closer to the door, so easier to sneak strangers in and out, 6 knocks on the fire door and ill let you in the back door |
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"43 now so getting closer to the door, so easier to sneak strangers in and out, 6 knocks on the fire door and ill let you in the back door "
I'm in 43 now as well, it's nice to have company. :D |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Well keep your hands off the cold ciders in the fridge keith they're mine |
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"Well keep your hands off the cold ciders in the fridge keith they're mine "
That's fine, I brought my own anyway.
I'm also going to move to a town that isn't also a person's name so that people don't keep mistakenly thinking it's what I'm called. XD |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Well keep your hands off the cold ciders in the fridge keith they're mine
That's fine, I brought my own anyway.
I'm also going to move to a town that isn't also a person's name so that people don't keep mistakenly thinking it's what I'm called. XD"
good idea, ntmu anyway my names leeds |
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"100 "
Do you mind waiting while I charge my phone! |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I'm back, managed to sneak past the dragon on reception, taking the back passage to visit room 175, now wondering who I might find in occupation there and whether they'll let me in. |
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