Looky looky a rewrite of my profile and a desperate grab for attention

Man in Inverurie, Scotland, UK

... "Holy shit. That big orange blob is out today. Just lovely.". Sunday

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 59 minutes ago

So you've come this far. You may have noticed there is no face or cock pic on my profile. You'll find these in the friends only section. Simply because I cannot take a good photo for love nor money. Plus it seems that 99% of guys have their cocks out as a profile picture. See one, see them all.

So about me

I cannot stand drama or grief.

I like a good personality over looks.

I have a dark sense of humour.

I say random stuff.

I love having a laugh. I see no point in taking life too seriously.

I work too much.

What am I looking for?

People that I can have laugh with. People that enjoy life and aren't interested in drama either. People that are interested in having a good time. Both in and out the bedroom. Adventurous people.

Just some uncomplicated fun with the right people. Preferably something that isn't a one night thing as that's not my jam at all.

So if this rewrite has made you think "hang on, this guy could be hoot" then yes. Yes I am and it would be a privilege to join either you or yourself and your better/worse half.

Enigma

35 years old, Bi-curious

5'10" 178cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Looky looky a rewrite of my profile and a desperate grab for attention

Man in Inverurie, Scotland, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends