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Man in Near Keith, Scotland, UK

... "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.". 6 hours ago

Joined: 9 weeks ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Oh, hello! If I'd known I was going to have company, I'd have put the kettle on. I suppose you came here to learn about me, right? Well, if you're looking for a guy who's tall, well-hung, and built like a Greek god, you've come to the right place! I'm not sure if he's available right now, though, so I might have to do in the meantime. :P (I mean in fairness, I'm tall compared to guys who are shorter than me, I'm great at putting pictures and shelves up, and I'm totally built like a Greek god if Dionysus counts)

I'm mainly here to socialise, network, and have fun on the forums. Of course I want to meet people for sweaty sexytimes as well, but meeting for a no-pressure social first is important to see if there's a spark before disappointing anyone.

I have a variety of esoteric hobbies, interests and kinks that would make this way too long if I listed them, and if I told you everything about myself here, what would be left to talk about while chatting? A fella's gotta have some secrets.

What isn't a secret, though, is that I'm looking for women (curvy redheads to the front of the queue, bonus points if you're nerdy!) and will consider couples. Single guys, I appreciate and am flattered by the interest but you're barking up the wrong tree. :) I have both feet and a car so travel is not an issue, and the house was generous enough to come with extra rooms so I can usually accommodate.

I do come with a wife (phrasing!), who is also on here under the name KAFuricorn, but we're usually not a package deal. We will happily confirm for each other that we play separately with knowledge and consent.

I'm also not here for anyone who's playing away from their own partner. If that's your thing by all means have at it, but I don't want to be involved.

Finally, I write poems for people on the lounge forum and find it really enjoyable, so if anyone just wants a poem written with no further contact, just ask!

39 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*ingerTwist (43), Woman on 27 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this friendly chatty man and his lovely wife for a social drink as they were passing through my fair city. Traded book recs and horror stories, after I enabled their Jack Daniels vices! A delightful evening!

*ockosaurus (46), Man on 24 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met this chap and his lovely wife at the recent Aberdeen Social. He has an impeccable dress sense, and a wonderful manner. So easy and interesting to talk to. I'm glad we manage to chat, and I'm looking forward to meeting you both again in the future.

*inkyBootLovers (45), Woman on 22 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met MM and his wife at summer wild west party. A very friendly and lovely couple that I look forward to meeting and chatting with at future fab socials.

*un4all896 (32), Man on 20 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Chatting to master has been a pleasure, look forward to becoming more acquainted with him! Wether it be over PC or out and about! Really interesting fella, who is respectable. Got stuck in at the social! Was great to see! After his pre social nerves! Sure what was there or be nervous about with the charisma this guy has! Ladies/couples respect and intelligence will grab his attention ?? See you online bud!

*edhead19 (46), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met MM at the social on Saturday! Lovely guy just not not long enough to chat! Will see you at the next social

*ittleRed18 (33), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely approachable guy at the Wild West Social. He is witty and charming and looks good in a cowboy hat! Look forward to possibly seeing him at more of the Aberdeen socials in future! :)

*e_Adored (34), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had met this tall, dark and handsome gent at a recent Aberdeen social . Always a pleasure putting names to faces! I'm sure we will cross paths again xx bee xx

*imited 3Edition (49), Couple on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Spoke briefly to Master and his wife as we were leaving the Aberdeen social event. Both were lovely and friendly. Hopefully get to chat properly at a future event x

*ilf1993 (31), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely meeting this gentleman along with his gorgeous wife ;) shhh hehe both at the aberdeen social, amazing company and great conversation throughout the night, would meet them again in a heartbeat in what ever situation comes of it x

*eoBlooms (53), Man on 18 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to meet my fellow Wordler and resident Fab poet Master at the Aberdeen Western Social, especially in the company of his wonderfully dressed partner K. They were very welcoming to a newbie and played their part in making it a rooting tooting good night.

*elpieandSelkie (32), Couple on 18 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Only managed a brief chat at the social, nice to see some new faces, him and his partner seem lovely!

*ennifer 5555 (55), Woman on 18 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely gent and his beautiful wife at the Aberdeen social. Very friendly and genuine couple. Master is a great conversationalist and can mix with anyone in a crowd.

*rench boy (42), Man on 18 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to meet master and his wife at the social yesterday. Interesting characters with good conversation. Hope to see them again at future events :-)