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Man in Newmill, Scotland, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 17 hours ago

Oh, hello! If I'd known I was going to have company, I'd have put the kettle on. I suppose you came here to learn about me, right? Well, if you're looking for a guy who's tall, well-hung, and built like a Greek god, you've come to the right place! I'm not sure if he's available right now, though, so I might have to do in the meantime. :P (I mean in fairness, I'm tall compared to guys who are shorter than me, I'm great at putting pictures and shelves up, and I'm totally built like a Greek god if Dionysus counts)

I'm mainly here to socialise, network, and have fun on the forums. Of course I want to meet people for sweaty sexytimes as well, but meeting for a no-pressure social first is important to see if there's a spark before disappointing anyone.

I have a variety of esoteric hobbies, interests and kinks that would make this way too long if I listed them, and if I told you everything about myself here, what would be left to talk about while chatting? A fella's gotta have some secrets.

What isn't a secret, though, is that I'm looking for women (curvy redheads to the front of the queue, bonus points if you're nerdy!) and will consider couples. Single guys, I appreciate and am flattered by the interest but you're barking up the wrong tree. :) I have both feet and a car so travel is not an issue, and the house was generous enough to come with extra rooms so I can usually accommodate.

I do come with a wife (phrasing!), who is also on here under the name KAFuricorn, but we're usually not a package deal. We will happily confirm for each other that we play separately with knowledge and consent.

I'm also not here for anyone who's playing away from their own partner. If that's your thing by all means have at it, but I don't want to be involved.

Finally, I write poems for people on the lounge forum and find it really enjoyable, so if anyone just wants a poem written with no further contact, just ask!

39 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*ewuser24 (23), Woman on 14 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Have had a bit of back and forth chat with this guy on the group chat social messenger, got to meet him on a wee night out with a few others from the socials, lovely guy fits well with the group and aced me at Eminem on the karaoke!! See you at the next social x

*luttysarah (25), Woman on 14 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Finally got the chance to enjoy a 1 on 1 with this absolute gem was counting down till he got here, great to talk to aswell as have fun with cant wait till we can again ??

*aughty kitten94 (42), Couple on 9 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Meet this guy at a local party really nice guy down to earth and got stuck in yeah hope to see him again soon x

*BootyfulDay (33), Woman on 6 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Have met this gent at a social before and bumped into him again at the party last weekend! Got absolutely spoiled and got to receive one of his massages and I would highly recommend! Can I book in for another? :-p Lovely to catch up with you! X

*we kinky guy (54), Man on 6 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of this genuine, very fun and quite brilliant guy at our recent party. Great conversations at all levels with all other attendees and got thoroughly stuck in with the fun and naughtiness when he wasn't providing some amazing massages by all accounts. I missed those but heard glowing reports afterwards. Genuine, humorous and fantastic addition to the party. Thank you for helping make the night go so well.

*hycouple2 (45), Couple on 5 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met MasterMeliodas at a weekend party you wouldn’t think it was his first party he mixed well and offering massages to willing participants.

*bzorro (39), Man on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a boy. Met this absolutely outstanding gent at a party: good chat and generally all round great to be around. Stay awesome my friend…until next time

*arshmellow22 (24), Woman on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had plenty of fun and good chat with this very talented guy at the recent party amazing massage skills and more, Can't wait to play again

*odo Proudfoot (55), Man on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting MasterMeliodas at a recent private party. Maybe we recognised the dominant in eachother, or was the demons, but we did connect immediately. He is a gentleman and a gentle man and was generously giving his time, efforts and talents providing massage after massage. Hope to meet up again soon.

*ennifer 5555 (55), Woman on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
One of the most genuine and beautiful guys I’ve come across in this lifestyle. He has so much beauty within him that it shines through. Fast becoming my mate, mentor and confidant. Thank you for being you sweetheart. Catch up soon x

*ighlandballs (54), Man on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met Maters at a fantastic party. Cool dude, entertaining and pleasuring the ladies last night.

*edhead19 (46), Woman on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met Maters at the western social but caught up properly at a party last night lovely guy

*luttysarah (25), Woman on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Meet at the last part was an amazing night had by all and i had an amazing time hopefully we can do it again ?? absolute gentleman

*r-King Size (35), Man on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Got the pleasure of meeting Meliodas again at last nights wild party great guy easy to chat to and nerd out with and try to his name revaled in more than one deadly sin

*iking1997 (27), Man on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Always good seeing him at the socials although after last night I think he might need to change his name to master-masseuse, I’m pretty sure he had most the lovely ladies lined up for a massage and some even came to him more than once. Always great having a chat so until next time :-)

*rincessExx (21), Woman on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this real gentleman last night, when I was feeling overwhelmed he was so caring and comforting. Definitely made me feel more at ease and very easy to talk to. Was giving out amazing massages.. might have to be less shy next time and get one ??

*cLoon (22), Man on 3 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Got a chance to catch up with this cool chap at the party last night, between hearing about his road trip and seeing massage techniques he seems to have his hands full

*ell Gwynn (42), Woman on 7 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Master M and his wife stopped by York on their road trip to see l'il ol' me. Witty as hell and excellent to chat to, we spend a lovely couple of hours nattering over burgers. The Yorkshire weather? He took it like an absolute legend. While us locals were bundled up like Eskimos, he was strolling through the torrential rain like it was a summer breeze. The Scots are definitely a hardier breed...

*bzsocialpear (33), Couple on 19 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a charming gentleman! Lovely to meet you at the last social - was chatty in the pre social chat and was the same in person. Would be welcome at future socials and hope to see you again :-)

*BootyfulDay (33), Woman on 19 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
A terrible belated profile but this gentleman I got a chance to blether with at the last social - very chatty, friendly and dressed rather dapper! He is very creative with wordplay and charming!

*ingerTwist (43), Woman on 27 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this friendly chatty man and his lovely wife for a social drink as they were passing through my fair city. Traded book recs and horror stories, after I enabled their Jack Daniels vices! A delightful evening!

*ockosaurus (46), Man on 24 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met this chap and his lovely wife at the recent Aberdeen Social. He has an impeccable dress sense, and a wonderful manner. So easy and interesting to talk to. I'm glad we manage to chat, and I'm looking forward to meeting you both again in the future.

*inkyBootLovers (45), Woman on 22 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met MM and his wife at summer wild west party. A very friendly and lovely couple that I look forward to meeting and chatting with at future fab socials.

*un4all896 (32), Man on 20 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Chatting to master has been a pleasure, look forward to becoming more acquainted with him! Wether it be over PC or out and about! Really interesting fella, who is respectable. Got stuck in at the social! Was great to see! After his pre social nerves! Sure what was there or be nervous about with the charisma this guy has! Ladies/couples respect and intelligence will grab his attention ?? See you online bud!

*ittleRed18 (33), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely approachable guy at the Wild West Social. He is witty and charming and looks good in a cowboy hat! Look forward to possibly seeing him at more of the Aberdeen socials in future! :)

*e_Adored (34), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had met this tall, dark and handsome gent at a recent Aberdeen social . Always a pleasure putting names to faces! I'm sure we will cross paths again xx bee xx

*opeyX (46), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this gent and his wife at the Aberdeen social and chatted briefly when we kept bumping into one another. Maybe next time I'll be able to stay long enough in the one place for a proper chit chat. H X

*ilf1993 (31), Woman on 19 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely meeting this gentleman along with his gorgeous wife ;) shhh hehe both at the aberdeen social, amazing company and great conversation throughout the night, would meet them again in a heartbeat in what ever situation comes of it x

*eoBlooms (53), Man on 18 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to meet my fellow Wordler and resident Fab poet Master at the Aberdeen Western Social, especially in the company of his wonderfully dressed partner K. They were very welcoming to a newbie and played their part in making it a rooting tooting good night.