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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Avoid
Overpriced and cliquish - we wont be going back thanks!

Date: 3 January 2016

Rating: Avoid
The club is an out and out rip off !

Date: 2 January 2016

Rating: Fun
We went to Vanilla's last night for the NYE party, the club is very well laid out and clean, we just loved the massive hot tub and had some great fun in there and the surrounding plays rooms.

I think in hindsight a non celebration weekend visit would of been better for our first time, we just felt a little left out and no couples approached us, possibly because the majority of couples were regulars, that said.....we will be visiting again on a Saturday night very soon. Also, I must advise couples or singles that do visit to be prepared to pay well above average costs for alcohol at the bar, 3 x bottles of Peroni and 3 x Diet Coke cost us over 30 quid :-(


Date: 1 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
2nd time to this lovely club for NYE. Very classy joint, great facilities, brilliant friendly and attentive staff and without doubt the best club atmosphere we have encountered. Full of gorgeous fun people on NYE all dressed to impress. Can't recommend this wonderful place highly enough. We will be regulars for sure! Thanks guys, keep up the good work! x

Date: 1 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We attended for New Year's Eve and wow what a night, the place was packed out!

Such a friendly classy club, meet some wonderful people and saw the new year in with a bang! Will be returning again soon.


Date: 1 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
Was a little nervous going to VA NYE for our first visit, but we needn't have worried the second we stepped through the door the staff put us at ease. A lovely lady showed us around and made sure we knew everything we needed to know.

The place was just buzzing and packed full of lovely people facilities are great and everywhere clean.

We'll be back excellent club, try it out.


Date: 1 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
NYE, what a fantastic night... Well done guys

Date: 1 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
We went to the VA a few weeks ago on 5th December. We were very nervous but the staff were fabulous and put us at ease as soon as we arrived. The place is fantastic, we weren't sure we would get involved on our first trip but before long we were in the hot tub and on the beds getting naughty. We met some great people too : ) can't wait to come back in the NY!

Date: 27 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We just can't say how good this club is, there is no comparison. All we can say is don't miss out, take the plunge and go and experience it for yourself. Quality, not quantity is the word.

The staff are so friendly, yet so professional and nothing is too much trouble. Just so top shelf.


Date: 20 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We chose The VA as our first choice for a club and we have been back 5 times in 3 weeks, which says everything about what we think of it.

All the staff are amazing and so welcoming and friendly, which seems to have an influence on all the guests too. The whole venue is clean and fresh. The hot tub is the perfect size and there are plenty of beds with constant fresh towels. Lots of hot action to watch and get involved with. We haven't even thought about trying elsewhere. Highly recommended.


Date: 20 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
VA's Christmas white party was a wonderful night from start to finish we met some real lovely sexy people we both feel so comfortable there and enjoy the layout It has one of the biggest hot tubs we have ever seen and some real sexy play areas and great food the evening just went real quick and we was one of the last to leave So will be there for the nye party and really looking forward to seeing you all again! Xxxxx

Date: 20 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Finally managed to get to VA. Was shown around by our friend Spicyminx. Really impressed with the whole club. Clean and lots of space for playing. Staff were very friendly and welcoming. Some very hot couples there to watch. Looking forward to coming back in the New Year... Especially for Bi Nite.

Date: 20 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We had a fantastic evening at VA 'White Xmas Party' last night. Arranged to meet up with friends which is a bonus. Such a great atmosphere, great music & a load of fun sexy people to chat, flirt & play with. We had a blast & will be back for more soon.

Date: 20 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA last night for the first time we were greeted with lovely welcoming and approachable staff. Put us both at ease the moment we walked through the door.

Think we spoke to everybody! The atmosphere was relaxed and very naughty. From the tickle and giggles in the amazing hot tub to the lovely and clean rooms.

We will be visiting again. We stayed in the hotel which was again clean and great value for money and meant we could both relax and have a drink if we wanted.

Overall great club great atmosphere and lovely yet very naughty people.


Date: 12 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
First time visit to VA last night with my lady friend. Had a super awesome time. Very relaxing atmosphere, welcoming staff and many sexy people. We both really enjoyed ourselves and will most certainly be coming again!!

Date: 12 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I went to the VA last night for my first ever club experience.

I have to say although I've not been anywhere else the place has a lovely atmosphere, is very clean and the staff were really friendly.

The layout was great with lots of different play areas which all looked very inviting.

Although it wasn't busy, which being a 'newbie' was fine with me, I had an awesome time. The VA is right up my street and I can't wait to return :)


Date: 12 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Great night out. Really friendly and fun.

From the moment I arrived all the staff were very approachable and welcoming.

Really relaxed and met some great new friends. A fun naughty atmosphere.

Stayed in a spotlessly clean hotel room upstairs just made getting ready so easy.

Hope to be back soon.


Date: 12 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Our visit to VA was only the second time we've been to a club. How lucky for us that we found such a lovely place so soon. The staff were friendly and it appears to rub off onto the customers as we were made so welcome. The hot tub or should I say mini pool is a great place to relax and meet people.

We even had a little play on one of the many beds an appreciated the respect and comments from all those around us.

We will definitely be returning.

J & K


Date: 12 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Shokaloka, what an awesome party Spicy and her buddies put on, well done, great atmosphere, and all the guests looked stunning and genuinely warm and friendly. The venue is truly gorgeous, amazing couldn't fault it. I totally recommend Spicyminx`s parties, she's a very warm hostess, a lovely minx.11/10 rated, excellent. Get yourselves on the guest list 08/01/2016, will be great way to kick start 2016 xxx

Date: 8 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Came along on Friday night not knowing what to expect. What I found was a group of boys, girls and all in between that just wanted to be who they wanted to be and not one glance of disapproval. Such a refreshing and liberated people all together getting along. I must thank Spicyminx for promoting the evening and the staff of the vanilla alternative for putting such a great night. It can only go from strength to strength.

Loved I if you didn't gather by now.


Date: 7 December 2015

Rating: OK
great club vis sat night

Date: 7 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Once again a wonderful evening seeing old friends and meeting new ones. We cannot fault this club,all the staff are so professional but extremely friendly and the hot tub is to die for and always full of sexy fun.

To the other girlies in the hot tub last night thank you for all the sexy fun. X

And to the lovely newbie couple hope you got to realise where the playroom was lol X


Date: 6 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We attended Saturday night. Once again we had a great evening at the VA, we stayed in one of the bedrooms above the venue which is a great to be able to do. We were soon chatting to lots of sexy couples and sassy ladies enjoying fun and laughter we also enjoyed a few sexy sessions :-) The place is immaculate, staff friendly and for me it has a great dance area :-) Looking forward to our next trip back and catching up with new found friends. ...

To the sexy tiny blonde who pole danced with C, YES we'd love to carry on from where you both left off, message us :-) xx



Date: 6 December 2015

Rating: OK
We went to this lovely club on Friday , for their bi night and what an incredible place! Trent had been before but this was my (lady) first time, and it certainly didn't disappoint! The hosts made us feel so welcome and relaxed... We were lucky enough to stay in one of the lovely rooms as well. We met some truly lovely people there and hope to go back again very soon.... thank you for a night to remember

Date: 6 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
What a wonderful Bi-Night last evening. I will simply say that VA is a fabulous club, a great crowd and wonderful play. I will return in due course. Thanks to all that said they liked my latex apparel. It really was a memorable evening.

Date: 5 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
1st time at this club . Why did I wait so long ? Class from beginning ( guy meets you at the door) to end . A very clean and well thought out club , many thanks to Spicy for being the hostess with the mostest . An eclectic mix of beautiful people this is a bi night I won't be missing in future , an absolute must for anyone that's bi or bi friendly

Date: 5 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We attended the bi night last night ........... and what a night it was - our first visit to this fabulous club and well done to Spicy for getting a great group of people to attend.

It was well attended with a diverse group of people who all seemed to enjoy themselves - thanks


Date: 5 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
Wow!! Went to the Bi night at VA last night, and all i can say is WOW WOW WOW! A wonderful night was had, with a magical crowd of people. Well done Spicy for getting the most wonderful group of ppl togeather, and thankyou VA for being a beautiful venue xxx

Date: 5 December 2015

Rating: Fun
Went to Va on the 28th Nov we had another amazing time there was really good fun staff great even got a lift to our hotel :) very clean relaxed club we love it many thanks x

Date: 3 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
I attended VA for the 1st time yesturday, wasn't sure what to expect but as soon as I walked through the doors I knew I was in love with this place.

The staff and the organizers were all super lovely and the guests were respectful and very horny!

The decor is pure luxury and the whole place spotless. I couldnt score this place anything else other than 10/10

I am now addicted to "The Milf Club" and wont be missing any in the future.

I may even get in the hot tub next time.


Date: 3 December 2015

Rating: Fabulous
This is Everything you could ask for from a Swingers club. Its warm, welcoming and the owners and staff make you feel right at home, there beyond devilish too ;) x x I love their Bi nights and are a must for anyone that way inclined. The people that go to VA are gorgeously sexy and respectful. Basically a Great Night out x x Thanks J and S Cant wait to come back x

Date: 30 November 2015

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