The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	My first time at any sort of swingers event, the venue is a lovely, comfortable and clean place to meet like minded people, my nervousness quickly evaporated as I was welcomed by new friends and some I had made online, everyone there were approachable and chatty and there seemed to be a charged feeling in the air, a feeing of excitement and expectancy. Great food and a well stocked bar, that I was unable to avail myself of due to driving. I know from experience in 'normal' clubs that the smoking area is the best place to meet and chat to people so I spent some time out there with my vape and was accepted and integrated into conversations as if we were all old friends. After stripping and venturing into the pool, being led back out to play straight away I felt a little overwhelmed and just did my own thing for a while, I observed others doing the same so didn't feel out of place at all. Back in the pool a very sexy tattooed couple fucked right next to me, I even had a leg draped over one of mine for support, it was one of the most erotic things I have experienced, I don't play with them myself but was very happy being a voyer to the awesome sight of the girl being thoroughly in the moment and making some incredible noises. I did play again later and had an incredible time, didn't play as much as I expected but I put it down to first time nerves as everyone there were open to extra players. In summary, this is an awesome venue with an incredible crowd and I can't recommend it enough, I was even surprised how much the patrons love the social side, so it's not all just about fucking then! Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous

My first time at any sort of swingers event, the venue is a lovely, comfortable and clean place to meet like minded people, my nervousness quickly evaporated as I was welcomed by new friends and some I had made online, everyone there were approachable and chatty and there seemed to be a charged feeling in the air, a feeing of excitement and expectancy.

Great food and a well stocked bar, that I was unable to avail myself of due to driving. I know from experience in 'normal' clubs that the smoking area is the best place to meet and chat to people so I spent some time out there with my vape and was accepted and integrated into conversations as if we were all old friends.

After stripping and venturing into the pool, being led back out to play straight away I felt a little overwhelmed and just did my own thing for a while, I observed others doing the same so didn't feel out of place at all. Back in the pool a very sexy tattooed couple fucked right next to me, I even had a leg draped over one of mine for support, it was one of the most erotic things I have experienced, I don't play with them myself but was very happy being a voyer to the awesome sight of the girl being thoroughly in the moment and making some incredible noises. I did play again later and had an incredible time, didn't play as much as I expected but I put it down to first time nerves as everyone there were open to extra players.

In summary, this is an awesome venue with an incredible crowd and I can't recommend it enough, I was even surprised how much the patrons love the social side, so it's not all just about fucking then!

Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Great night with great people! Bi night has to be one of the best night I've ever had at a club if you are bi you have to check it out :) thanks to club and host :) Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet another sensational night at vanilla alternative bi night. What a great club great people and great host. Can't wait till the nest one Thank you VA Date: 6 February 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Why oh why did we not start going to VA sooner..It's not our first club but as soon as we were greeted at the door and walked in we knew we had entered swingers paradise..so clean, such a relaxed atmosphere, such friendly staff, such a brilliant layout, perfectly equipped. Absolutely no pressure to play but as almost everyone else does it almost feels rude not to..def be back again and again x Date: 31 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Why oh why did we not start going to VA sooner..It's not our first club but as soon as we were greeted at the door and walked in we knew we had entered swingers paradise..so clean, such a relaxed atmosphere, such friendly staff, such a brilliant layout, perfectly equipped. Absolutely no pressure to play but as almost everyone else does it almost feels rude not to..def be back again and again x

Date: 31 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA last night and had a lovely time . Clean welcoming and the staff are great, definitely worth a visit. Will be going back very soon. Thanks P&Z x Date: 24 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We ventured back to the club for our 2nd visit last night. Wow! It was packed. Great facilities as always and we enjoyed playing in front of everyone. We'll be back for sure. Even better when its only 10 minutes from us! Thanks guys! Date: 24 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Just returned home after our first club visit , we we're nervous and excited in equal measures but we we're put at ease by the hostess in no time at all , we loved it here the atmosphere was great . We felt safe secure and welcome . The staff are friendly and helpful and we can't wait to go back ! Thank you guys see you again very soon ! Pep and Pearl X Date: 24 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great night last night, myself and my partner. Love the venue and the relaxed atmosphere. Dimly lit beds for fun, a relaxing jacuzzi and bar area and private area for couples to have a sexy break from spectators! We came as a a straight couple to a 'bi night' and still had fun with the many straight and bi people - and interacted with people of all ages, shapes and sizes, and races ;) loved being watched by a few more shy singles and couples. And satisfied by the more brave upfront few who came to play! Great night, shame it's so far from us in South London. Date: 23 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Another great night last night, myself and my partner. Love the venue and the relaxed atmosphere. Dimly lit beds for fun, a relaxing jacuzzi and bar area and private area for couples to have a sexy break from spectators!

We came as a a straight couple to a 'bi night' and still had fun with the many straight and bi people - and interacted with people of all ages, shapes and sizes, and races ;) loved being watched by a few more shy singles and couples. And satisfied by the more brave upfront few who came to play!

Great night, shame it's so far from us in South London.

Date: 23 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	What a fantastic night. Clean tasteful decor. Great staff and awesome friendly guests. I had great fun and can't wait to my next visit. Friday nights are rocking at VA. The place to be. Date: 23 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	All we can say is wow. The VA atmosphere is perfect. The bar is amazing and so is the staff. The club is clean and we'll maintained. This is a must visit. You will not regret your visit. The hot tub is amazing and so was the company. We cannot wait to visit. Date: 18 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	This is first time me and wife have been to va was apprehensive at fist but was put at ease as soon as we arrived, the club was fantastic and we can't wait to go back. Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	VA is certainly a top premiere club. I've been there a few times and the level of service, hygiene, attention to detail and cliental are second to none. The bar service is great, drinks are well priced and the buffet is well presented. The spa was pretty hot and that wasn't the water temperature either. Thanks guys. Will be back soon, hopefully for spicys birthday. Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to the VA for the first time last night and had an amazing time . Both the staff and guests were all friendly and welcoming and made us both feel at ease. It's clean , very well laid out they seem to have thought of everything to make for an enjoyable night . Bar prices were reasonable and we will definitely be back Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	What an amazing night. Went last night with an even more amazing friend and we will sure be returning together a lot. Ment some amazing pepole and had such great fun. Every one one friendly relaxed and very welcoming for our first time to VA. Loved the lay out and most of the hot tub was great clean and very hot in every way hehe. Can't wait to return and am sure this will become a regular club for us both. Wayne and Kirsty xx Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

What an amazing night. Went last night with an even more amazing friend and we will sure be returning together a lot. Ment some amazing pepole and had such great fun. Every one one friendly relaxed and very welcoming for our first time to VA. Loved the lay out and most of the hot tub was great clean and very hot in every way hehe. Can't wait to return and am sure this will become a regular club for us both. Wayne and Kirsty xx

Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	First night in a club and we were pleasantly surprised. Very nervous prior to our arrival but the staff and other guests were very friendly and put us at ease. The club itself is clean and spacious with plenty of various rooms to play in. Most of our night was spent in the enormous hot tub which was clean and very social. We will definately be back. Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: OK
	I've yet to miss one of Spicyminx's bi nights and don't intend to break the habit. I've been twice as a couple and the latest as a single guy. Spicy and the staff do a fantastic job and the guests are all lovely. I was lucky enough to receive the best early birthday present ever of 3 super hot ladies and a very nice young guy absolutely devouring me on the side of the pool. Thank you Spicy, Dax, and the rest of the team for yet another fun filled, sex fuelled night. Long may it continue xx Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: OK

I've yet to miss one of Spicyminx's bi nights and don't intend to break the habit. I've been twice as a couple and the latest as a single guy. Spicy and the staff do a fantastic job and the guests are all lovely. I was lucky enough to receive the best early birthday present ever of 3 super hot ladies and a very nice young guy absolutely devouring me on the side of the pool.

Thank you Spicy, Dax, and the rest of the team for yet another fun filled, sex fuelled night. Long may it continue xx

Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited the VA on Saturday 9th January. This was only our 4th visit and it was very quiet compared to the NYE party; in fact, the quietest we have seen it. We were worried it was going to be a disappointment after the excitement of NYE ..... but in true VA style, this club never fails to deliver a great night. We met some stunningly sexy people and had an amazing time. Thanks again VA & the lovely people we met xxx Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

We visited the VA on Saturday 9th January. This was only our 4th visit and it was very quiet compared to the NYE party; in fact, the quietest we have seen it. We were worried it was going to be a disappointment after the excitement of NYE ..... but in true VA style, this club never fails to deliver a great night. We met some stunningly sexy people and had an amazing time. Thanks again VA & the lovely people we met xxx

Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Spicy's bi night at The VA. If you're looking for a party for bi guys, TVs and women then you've come to the right place.... Worth travelling to! This is an open minded, non judgemental evening and both times I have been the guests have been hot, sexy and great fun. Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to this club for the first time last night Really enjoyed the well run party congrats Spicyminx Loved the way the clubs set out I've got a really bad back at the mo and had no problems getting around Loads of play going on which was nice to see Will have to remember to wear something easier to get off so I can try the hot tub next time D x Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	My first club visit at SpicyMinx's bi night. The perfect night for new people, everyone is very friendly and most people were there to play with other people, not just in a couple. Spicy is very welcoming and shows you around and introduces you to people. The crowd is a genuine mixture, I definitely wasn't the youngest there. Lots of t-girls as well. The bi play was more geared around tops fucking t-girls, I didn't see any guys fucking guys, but maybe I was distracted ;) Most people are drinking in the bar until about 10, then change into towels and move into the play areas. The bar area is beautifully done out and the play areas are clean comfortable and spacious. If you're a single guy going on your own try and socialise as much as you can in the bar area to meet people you might want to play with later. I met lots of lovely people and had some very filthy fun. Can't wait until next time! Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

My first club visit at SpicyMinx's bi night. The perfect night for new people, everyone is very friendly and most people were there to play with other people, not just in a couple.

Spicy is very welcoming and shows you around and introduces you to people. The crowd is a genuine mixture, I definitely wasn't the youngest there. Lots of t-girls as well.

The bi play was more geared around tops fucking t-girls, I didn't see any guys fucking guys, but maybe I was distracted ;)

Most people are drinking in the bar until about 10, then change into towels and move into the play areas.

The bar area is beautifully done out and the play areas are clean comfortable and spacious.

If you're a single guy going on your own try and socialise as much as you can in the bar area to meet people you might want to play with later.

I met lots of lovely people and had some very filthy fun. Can't wait until next time!

Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fun
	Attended Spicyminx's bi night on 8th, and was impressed by how well she had organised everything, the venue and the ambiance. The people attending were very attractive, the staff were polite and attentive, and - contrary to what has been said before - drink prices are not unreasonably high. Best of all, people were there to PLAY, not just stand around posing! Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I had another amazing night at Spicyminxs bi party, met the gorgeous Bigredchic, Wet Wet Wet and friends, the lovely couples Q and D and Steve n Nessa, and some amazingly hot new faces. Spiceyminx puts alot of effort into her parties, pay it visit you're in for mind blowing treat, a well deserved big thank you. Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Just back from attending Bi-night. Firstly, I want to thank spicy for all her hard work and skills for inviting the perfect guest to make a truly fantastic evening. Everyone there were friendly approuchable and relaxed. Great people made a great evening. Once again thank you spicy and all the staff at VA Date: 9 January 2016

Rating: OK
	Went on New Years Eve having heard great things... It was OK. Had a fun evening but got fed up with folks in pairs visiting the loos to... er... wipe their noses. Thought the evening over-priced - but we did enjoy ourselves. Just not as good as we had heard. Date: 6 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	First time in VA on Saturday and it is absolutely the best one in UK. The staff is friendly, the ambient is very stylish, spacious and the playrooms are designed in a way that you can have privacy if needed but at the same time you are still connected with other guests which gives a very pleasant swinging vibe. Safe place for exploring and this is the club I would recommend, especially for beginners. Great atmosphere with many sexy guests, young by age and young by heart. It looked we all had a lot of naughty fun that night and we even managed to dance on the dance floor. Great club, great guests, thank you all. Date: 5 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

First time in VA on Saturday and it is absolutely the best one in UK. The staff is friendly, the ambient is very stylish, spacious and the playrooms are designed in a way that you can have privacy if needed but at the same time you are still connected with other guests which gives a very pleasant swinging vibe. Safe place for exploring and this is the club I would recommend, especially for beginners. Great atmosphere with many sexy guests, young by age and young by heart. It looked we all had a lot of naughty fun that night and we even managed to dance on the dance floor. Great club, great guests, thank you all.

Date: 5 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the NYE party and wow what a night! Everyone dressed to impress and as the night on the ladies outfits changed. Massive buffet with enough food to feed the 5000! Excellent staff which made the night one to remember! Date: 4 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the NYE party and what a fantastic night we had. This is our favourite club for many reasons, mostly because of the great venue and layout and also because the staff treat you like old friends. It was great to see everyone had dressed up and there were lots of attractive and classy couples. We made some lovely and very sexy new friends and can't wait to go back.... Just wished we lived nearer. Thank you guys xx Date: 4 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the NYE party and what a fantastic night we had. This is our favourite club for many reasons, mostly because of the great venue and layout and also because the staff treat you like old friends. It was great to see everyone had dressed up and there were lots of attractive and classy couples. We made some lovely and very sexy new friends and can't wait to go back.... Just wished we lived nearer. Thank you guys xx

Date: 4 January 2016

Rating: Fun
	Great staff and the best club in UK we visited so far. Thanks to everybody for great nights. See you soon again. Date: 3 January 2016

Rating: Fun
	Visited this club for our first time on Saturday and we were well impressed with the layout and the overall feel of the club the staff were very friendly and helpful .We also made a couple of good friends too so definitely going back just wish it was closer Date: 3 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	After making a last minute booking for a room we have just spent a great evening with great hosts, The club has had a few alterations since our previous visit and all to the better, Friendly staff from the moment we walked in, Met Some fantastic people who all seemed to be enjoying themselves and lots of laughter. Must admit now we have moved further away I wasn't looking forward to the 4 hour drive each way but it was worth every minute. Looking forward to booking again soon. Cheers all. Date: 3 January 2016

Rating: Fabulous

After making a last minute booking for a room we have just spent a great evening with great hosts, The club has had a few alterations since our previous visit and all to the better, Friendly staff from the moment we walked in, Met Some fantastic people who all seemed to be enjoying themselves and lots of laughter.

Must admit now we have moved further away I wasn't looking forward to the 4 hour drive each way but it was worth every minute.

Looking forward to booking again soon.

Cheers all.

Date: 3 January 2016

Rating: Avoid
	Overpriced and cliquish - we wont be going back thanks! Date: 3 January 2016

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