The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	It's no secret we love VA. For facilities, ambience and cleanliness we're of the opinion that it can't be beaten but the bi nights are our absolute favourite nights here. Spicy minx is a superb host, making sure everyone is happy, comfortable and taken care of. The effort she puts into introducing people to like minded individuals is fabulous. This was our 4th time for this event and it really raised the bar even higher for the buzz it created and how well everyone mixed in. The hot tub was heaving, the bar was rarely quiet and the play areas were jumping with the kind of play we love...as club nights go, you'd be hard pessed to find better. Love the new upholstery in the play area around the hot tub too...will definitely make sure I bring my strap on again...it went down storm!! Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous

It's no secret we love VA. For facilities, ambience and cleanliness we're of the opinion that it can't be beaten but the bi nights are our absolute favourite nights here. Spicy minx is a superb host, making sure everyone is happy, comfortable and taken care of. The effort she puts into introducing people to like minded individuals is fabulous. This was our 4th time for this event and it really raised the bar even higher for the buzz it created and how well everyone mixed in. The hot tub was heaving, the bar was rarely quiet and the play areas were jumping with the kind of play we love...as club nights go, you'd be hard pessed to find better. Love the new upholstery in the play area around the hot tub too...will definitely make sure I bring my strap on again...it went down storm!!

Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	This place gets better and better. I haven't missed one of spicys bi nights yet and don't intend to. The venue is fantastic, spacious and luxurious, with a hot tub big enough to sail the rainbow warrior in. The staff are amazingly friendly, helpful and professional (and had my regular drink on the bar waiting when I got there. Beat that for service ). The clientele is superb. I've heard rumours that it's cliquey, well if it is then I and everyone else there must be in the clique because I've only ever seen people being made thoroughly welcome. Love the club, love the staff and love being me cos it's fucking great Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous

This place gets better and better. I haven't missed one of spicys bi nights yet and don't intend to. The venue is fantastic, spacious and luxurious, with a hot tub big enough to sail the rainbow warrior in. The staff are amazingly friendly, helpful and professional (and had my regular drink on the bar waiting when I got there. Beat that for service ).

The clientele is superb. I've heard rumours that it's cliquey, well if it is then I and everyone else there must be in the clique because I've only ever seen people being made thoroughly welcome.

Love the club, love the staff and love being me cos it's fucking great

Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I've been to VA quite a few times with my husband and we love it! Friday night though was my first visit alone and my first visit to Spicy Minxs bi night! Straight away the staff were as amazing as usual and said to find them if I needed anything! Spicy was so great, starting with helping me get a room last minute and finishing with walking around chatting to everyone, introducing people to each other and generally making the whole night just fantastic! As warm and welcoming as this club always is, Friday night stepped that up even more! Everybody was so friendly and I got chatting to with so many people! The whole vibe was just out of this world and it definitely wasn't my last visit to bi night! Thanks yet again VA for being the place I explored more fantasies at! See you all soon xxxx Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous

I've been to VA quite a few times with my husband and we love it!

Friday night though was my first visit alone and my first visit to Spicy Minxs bi night!

Straight away the staff were as amazing as usual and said to find them if I needed anything!

Spicy was so great, starting with helping me get a room last minute and finishing with walking around chatting to everyone, introducing people to each other and generally making the whole night just fantastic!

As warm and welcoming as this club always is, Friday night stepped that up even more! Everybody was so friendly and I got chatting to with so many people! The whole vibe was just out of this world and it definitely wasn't my last visit to bi night!

Thanks yet again VA for being the place I explored more fantasies at! See you all soon xxxx

Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow what a place fantastic club with a huge hot tub and great bar and play areas. fantastic staff (spicyminx) especially who welcomed us on our first visit and showed us around and thoughtfully checked we where ok all night so nice. met some lovely people cant recommend VA enough we will be back there very soon xx Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	What a place! The staff, the hostess, the facilities, the hotel, the pool, the play areas are all top notch and clean as a whistle! The club was busy and its got a fab atmosphere. I would whole heartedly recommend VA TO ANYONE! Cant wait to go back! Thanks to one and all that attend last night (bi night) x Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	VA Bi night has officially just taken over 12 of my Friday night's. Back last night for my fourth visit. The staff there are amazing, so friendly and welcoming. The facilities are amazing, nice bar area, play areas very clean and hot tub has to be seen to believed. The atmosphere at these nights is just breathtaking, everyone is so friendly to each other, more so than I have seen at any other club. I was lucky enough to venture up to a room last night and I'd recommend them too. Love this place. Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous

VA Bi night has officially just taken over 12 of my Friday night's. Back last night for my fourth visit. The staff there are amazing, so friendly and welcoming. The facilities are amazing, nice bar area, play areas very clean and hot tub has to be seen to believed. The atmosphere at these nights is just breathtaking, everyone is so friendly to each other, more so than I have seen at any other club. I was lucky enough to venture up to a room last night and I'd recommend them too. Love this place.

Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time a VA and what a lovely place amazing friendly staff made us feel so welcome. We were given a little tour and rules explained. It was a very good clean set up with all amitities. Play rooms were set up in a way we couldnt resist joining in had a fantastic night will defo be returning and recommending to friends Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the vanilla alternatives bi night, hosted by spicy minx, last night. We stayed in the hotel and found the room to be clean and comfortable. We were late arriving due to traffic and the party had already begun. After a quick shower and shave we ventured into the club. The bar area was busy, as was the hot tub, a massive tub which was, as always, very popular. We played on one of the bedded areas with a couple from fans wingers next to the tub and also wandered round enjoying the sights. The night was busy and everyone there were obviously enjoying it! Great club and great night. Staff are all friendly and welcoming, thanks to all Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the vanilla alternatives bi night, hosted by spicy minx, last night. We stayed in the hotel and found the room to be clean and comfortable. We were late arriving due to traffic and the party had already begun. After a quick shower and shave we ventured into the club. The bar area was busy, as was the hot tub, a massive tub which was, as always, very popular. We played on one of the bedded areas with a couple from fans wingers next to the tub and also wandered round enjoying the sights. The night was busy and everyone there were obviously enjoying it! Great club and great night. Staff are all friendly and welcoming, thanks to all

Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I went to VA last night for bi night. Best club by far I've been to. Greeted at the door and welcomed. There after taken for a tour and informed of the rules of the club. The club is the cleanest, hygienic club about. The jacuzzi is amazing. The bar staff and service were excellent. The play rooms are lovely! Great all round night in a great club. I 100% will return! Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: Fun
	Great night lots of fun especially the Girl with the strap on at the end of the night who treated my friend Date: 4 June 2016

Rating: OK
	Love this place, well run by great staff and hostess Spicy.The lovely guests get the atmosphere hot n sexy, hope to be there on the 3rd June, see ya there, hope to meet some hot singles n couples, cum say hi, I love singles and couples xxx ;) Date: 31 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Lovely debauchery with laid back and fun people. Another awesome night Date: 29 May 2016

Rating: Fun
	Another great night at VA thanks ;) x Date: 29 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA last night,it was mine and my wife's first club visit! We had a really good time, the atmosphere was really relaxed, welcoming and we felt totally comfortable in everyone's company. We will definitely be attending again. The staff were incredibly helpful too Date: 29 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to vanilla alternative last weekend , everybody in the club was great right from the front door , the bar , the hosts , the jacuzzi , the hot tub and the rooms What a great night Spicy minx helped with everything from getting on the guest list local hotels and making sure I got to know people in the club thank you very much Date: 28 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We had the pleasure of making another return visit to the VA on Saturday. Really is a fabulous club with a very relaxed friendly atmosphere. We met with some friends and made some new ones. We can't wait for our next visit. Date: 25 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended this lovely club on Saturday with friends.The Staff were welcoming and showed us all around. The decor inside was very tasteful, the play rooms beautifully lit and very welcoming and the Hot Tub WOW, Jules and Scott were very attentive and made us feel very welcome. How lovely that as fellow Party hosts we were able to relax, we felt like we had known Jules for years.Look forward to seeing yu again as soon as we get a night off Date: 23 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

We attended this lovely club on Saturday with friends.The Staff were welcoming and showed us all around. The decor inside was very tasteful, the play rooms beautifully lit and very welcoming and the Hot Tub WOW, Jules and Scott were very attentive and made us feel very welcome. How lovely that as fellow Party hosts we were able to relax, we felt like we had known Jules for years.Look forward to seeing yu again as soon as we get a night off

Date: 23 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We went for party night with our sexy friends and the club was super busy. Most had made an effort to fit the ‘Black Tie & Bling’ theme of Jules’ birthday so there were some classy outfits on show. It’s a great place with so many open play areas and a superb pool. We had a lovely time with our playmates, having eyes (and mouths, hands and everything else) for no others. The music hit the spot and the staff were all very welcoming too. The only slightly negative note was struck by two single guys roaming around whilst their tickets sat in the bar. We’ve come across one of them before at another club and a forceful ‘no’ always works but not sure we should need to do this on a couples night. It didn’t detract from a brilliant evening which went on into the early hours. Date: 22 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

We went for party night with our sexy friends and the club was super busy. Most had made an effort to fit the ‘Black Tie & Bling’ theme of Jules’ birthday so there were some classy outfits on show.

It’s a great place with so many open play areas and a superb pool. We had a lovely time with our playmates, having eyes (and mouths, hands and everything else) for no others. The music hit the spot and the staff were all very welcoming too.

The only slightly negative note was struck by two single guys roaming around whilst their tickets sat in the bar. We’ve come across one of them before at another club and a forceful ‘no’ always works but not sure we should need to do this on a couples night.

It didn’t detract from a brilliant evening which went on into the early hours.

Date: 22 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	VA ticks our boxes over all the other clubs for its social areas, hot tub and big inclusive beds & cleanliness every time. If we want to lock ourselves in a room we stay at home. Last night was particularly buzzing & busy & we chatted and had sexy fun with 4 other couples in and out of the hot tub. A big shout out has to go to Martin, Sharon, Mark & Kim for such hard work. Early on Martin looked like he was on rollerskates behind the bar keeping up with the constant flow of the 2 deep bar. When we went back in later Kim was doing the same thing! It wouldn't be the same without you guys. Last night you were clearly run off your feet at times but always so efficient, smiley and polite. Thank you I'm sure not just from us but many more. Will be back to our favourite place soon, have to try out Prague next week... Date: 22 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

VA ticks our boxes over all the other clubs for its social areas, hot tub and big inclusive beds & cleanliness every time. If we want to lock ourselves in a room we stay at home. Last night was particularly buzzing & busy & we chatted and had sexy fun with 4 other couples in and out of the hot tub. A big shout out has to go to Martin, Sharon, Mark & Kim for such hard work. Early on Martin looked like he was on rollerskates behind the bar keeping up with the constant flow of the 2 deep bar. When we went back in later Kim was doing the same thing! It wouldn't be the same without you guys. Last night you were clearly run off your feet at times but always so efficient, smiley and polite. Thank you I'm sure not just from us but many more. Will be back to our favourite place soon, have to try out Prague next week...

Date: 22 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first ever visit to VA - God only knows why we waited so long ! Was a spur of the moment decision to go and worth it We was greeted and shown around and were very impressed - beautiful decore and spotlessly clean. Everyone made us feel so welcome from the owners to the regulars ... Spent a lovely evening chatting to people and put faces to names from fab. Thanks guys we will be back xx Date: 21 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Our first ever visit to VA - God only knows why we waited so long ! Was a spur of the moment decision to go and worth it We was greeted and shown around and were very impressed - beautiful decore and spotlessly clean. Everyone made us feel so welcome from the owners to the regulars ... Spent a lovely evening chatting to people and put faces to names from fab. Thanks guys we will be back xx

Date: 21 May 2016

Rating: Fun
	We visited there recently & although it was fairly quite at first, it soon livened up later on! We found it strange that there were a lot of couples not actually interacting with others? I thought that's what a 'Swinging' club was? Although we ended up having fun later on, it was a bit disconcerting & another couple we spoke to also mentioned that fact. A couple of negatives which I'm sure management will sort out is please check the loo roll situation regulary, lol. And it would be nicer if the ladies & gents loos were seperate? Apart from those 2 items we still rate this club as a great venue with great staff! xx Date: 16 May 2016

Rating: Fun

We visited there recently & although it was fairly quite at first, it soon livened up later on! We found it strange that there were a lot of couples not actually interacting with others? I thought that's what a 'Swinging' club was? Although we ended up having fun later on, it was a bit disconcerting & another couple we spoke to also mentioned that fact. A couple of negatives which I'm sure management will sort out is please check the loo roll situation regulary, lol. And it would be nicer if the ladies & gents loos were seperate? Apart from those 2 items we still rate this club as a great venue with great staff! xx

Date: 16 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I was escorted to the VA for the first time on Friday 13th May (unlucky for some but not for me i can tell you!!) and although we were a bit late and had to bang on the door we were greeted politely and i was impressed! Its like the best naughty night club with a relaxed atmosphere. The jacuzzi was massive and plenty going on! Although there were a few single men around they were all respectful. My partner and I had an amazing time and met some wonderful couples who joined us in what I can only describe ss the best orgy i've ever had! I can't wait to return. Pure class! Date: 15 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

I was escorted to the VA for the first time on Friday 13th May (unlucky for some but not for me i can tell you!!) and although we were a bit late and had to bang on the door we were greeted politely and i was impressed!

Its like the best naughty night club with a relaxed atmosphere. The jacuzzi was massive and plenty going on! Although there were a few single men around they were all respectful.

My partner and I had an amazing time and met some wonderful couples who joined us in what I can only describe ss the best orgy i've ever had! I can't wait to return. Pure class!

Date: 15 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great time on Friday the 13th. Club facilities were spotless as usual and though it wasn't busy still enough people to create a good atmosphere and plenty of playing. Did have concerns over single men but had no problems, all were respectful and polite. Thank you to all the staff and regulars that made us so comfortable and gave us a lift back to hotel at end of night. And a special thank you to the lovely couple and extra friend that gave us our first sexy play. Date: 14 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Had a great time on Friday the 13th.

Club facilities were spotless as usual and though it wasn't busy still enough people to create a good atmosphere and plenty of playing.

Did have concerns over single men but had no problems, all were respectful and polite.

Thank you to all the staff and regulars that made us so comfortable and gave us a lift back to hotel at end of night.

And a special thank you to the lovely couple and extra friend that gave us our first sexy play.

Date: 14 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited this club on Friday night and have to say what a fantastic club and also how clean it is such a classy venue. Was a great night with the right amount of people. Cannot wait until next visit have to say this club was well and truly got it right and that hot tub is a proper hot tub and enough room for all. Date: 14 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	The VA is a lovely venue with equally lovely helpful and friendly staff. The MILF club yesterday (and monthly) is a superb opportunity for us and others to meet like-mided sexy people (male and female) and thanks to the keen attendance by single guys, it's the perfect visit for horny/greedy ladies; my wife adores all the attention and loves this club, as do I. As for limiting single guys, it's the clubs prerogative to make this amendment, and the fact was clearly advertised in advance of yesterdays gathering and did not affect the fun whatsoever. Date: 12 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

The VA is a lovely venue with equally lovely helpful and friendly staff. The MILF club yesterday (and monthly) is a superb opportunity for us and others to meet like-mided sexy people (male and female) and thanks to the keen attendance by single guys, it's the perfect visit for horny/greedy ladies; my wife adores all the attention and loves this club, as do I. As for limiting single guys, it's the clubs prerogative to make this amendment, and the fact was clearly advertised in advance of yesterdays gathering and did not affect the fun whatsoever.

Date: 12 May 2016

Rating: Avoid
	Having been befor and having travel today some distance I was refused entry on the basis that if not booked! The flyer has nothing about booking other than that it's a party for all? Annoyed and shall not bother in the future! Date: 11 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	After several visits now to the VA we thought it was about time to add a long overdue review. We're relatively new to all of 'this' and feel so lucky to have chosen VA as our first club experience as it's just fantastic - as shown by all the times we've returned there since. It's clean, classy and so well run - all the staff are truly friendly and welcoming - and we've met some lovely, funny, interesting and hot people there. Perhaps most importantly the atmosphere is always fun and sexy ... though we've mostly been to the great couples night on Sat, we also found the Friday singles night to be non intimidating (most single men attending were respectful) and Spicy's monthly Bi night was fabulous fun with a really playful and open minded vibe going on. Whatever you do don't miss the infamous hot tub ... there must be something in the water because magic happens there! And a final thanks for introducing Ms G to the delights of very large rhubarb gin cocktails! Will be back for more very soon! ;) xx Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

After several visits now to the VA we thought it was about time to add a long overdue review. We're relatively new to all of 'this' and feel so lucky to have chosen VA as our first club experience as it's just fantastic - as shown by all the times we've returned there since.

It's clean, classy and so well run - all the staff are truly friendly and welcoming - and we've met some lovely, funny, interesting and hot people there. Perhaps most importantly the atmosphere is always fun and sexy ... though we've mostly been to the great couples night on Sat, we also found the Friday singles night to be non intimidating (most single men attending were respectful) and Spicy's monthly Bi night was fabulous fun with a really playful and open minded vibe going on.

Whatever you do don't miss the infamous hot tub ... there must be something in the water because magic happens there!

And a final thanks for introducing Ms G to the delights of very large rhubarb gin cocktails! Will be back for more very soon! ;) xx

Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA for their Bi night on 6th May. This was my first ever club experience and I chose VA as it came highly recommended. I had an idea in my head of the sort of club I'd like to attend and VA surpassed all expectations. I ventured in alone as a single bifemale and as such was quite nervous. This did not last long. From the moment I was met by Tanya at Reception I was made to feel welcome and put at ease. I was introduced to some fantastic people who reassured me and looked after me. The venue is without doubt classy and inviting with sumptuous decor, very clean, very well laid out and very well run by all the staff who obviously take pride in making sure all their guests have their ultimate club experience at VA. I was soon having fun with two couples in the hot tub and had fun with a lovely guy on our own. I couldn't have done this if it was not for the whole atmosphere making it a pleasurable relaxed and most importantly safe experience for a girl on her own. I cannot recommend VA enough to any single female thinking they want to go but daren't. You will have the time of your life. Thank you to all at VA, I shall be returning. Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Attended VA for their Bi night on 6th May. This was my first ever club experience and I chose VA as it came highly recommended. I had an idea in my head of the sort of club I'd like to attend and VA surpassed all expectations. I ventured in alone as a single bifemale and as such was quite nervous. This did not last long. From the moment I was met by Tanya at Reception I was made to feel welcome and put at ease. I was introduced to some fantastic people who reassured me and looked after me.

The venue is without doubt classy and inviting with sumptuous decor, very clean, very well laid out and very well run by all the staff who obviously take pride in making sure all their guests have their ultimate club experience at VA.

I was soon having fun with two couples in the hot tub and had fun with a lovely guy on our own. I couldn't have done this if it was not for the whole atmosphere making it a pleasurable relaxed and most importantly safe experience for a girl on her own. I cannot recommend VA enough to any single female thinking they want to go but daren't. You will have the time of your life. Thank you to all at VA, I shall be returning.

Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited VA last night and what an amazing venue, from the second you arrive the staff are so friendly and helpful. I had spoken to the lovely Jules via email all week and she put our mind at ease and made our visit so straight forward and simple. We were shown around by Woody who nothing was to much trouble for him to show you. Once thought the reception you find the various areas of the classy club set out: large bar area for meeting and socialising, a snug area just from the bar a little less loud for chatting. You then move into the many various play areas. Large room with many play beds, a couples only suite with sofas and beds, then into the amazing hot tub area. We had a few drinks and some of the beautiful free buffet and chatted to a few people and then stripped and joined the 20 plus people in the tub, we spent around an hour in there playing touching and indeed fu@king and that's where we met all the people we were going to spend the next hour and a half swinging with in the large play room. This club is amazing and we will be back soon. Thank you to all the wonderful staff and guests for a great night. Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Visited VA last night and what an amazing venue, from the second you arrive the staff are so friendly and helpful.

I had spoken to the lovely Jules via email all week and she put our mind at ease and made our visit so straight forward and simple. We were shown around by Woody who nothing was to much trouble for him to show you.

Once thought the reception you find the various areas of the classy club set out: large bar area for meeting and socialising, a snug area just from the bar a little less loud for chatting.

You then move into the many various play areas. Large room with many play beds, a couples only suite with sofas and beds, then into the amazing hot tub area.

We had a few drinks and some of the beautiful free buffet and chatted to a few people and then stripped and joined the 20 plus people in the tub, we spent around an hour in there playing touching and indeed fu@king and that's where we met all the people we were going to spend the next hour and a half swinging with in the large play room.

This club is amazing and we will be back soon. Thank you to all the wonderful staff and guests for a great night.

Date: 8 May 2016

Rating: Fun
	Visited VA a few weeks ago now and have to say that it is an excellent club. We were made to feel very welcomed and spoke to some lovely couples. The club is very stylish with a well thought out design and decor. With there being a natural flow from the extremely large hot tub to the play areas. This club is should be high on every bodies list to visit, we will be back as soon as we find another reason to be in the area, and we will certainly find a reason. Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fun

Visited VA a few weeks ago now and have to say that it is an excellent club. We were made to feel very welcomed and spoke to some lovely couples.

The club is very stylish with a well thought out design and decor. With there being a natural flow from the extremely large hot tub to the play areas.

This club is should be high on every bodies list to visit, we will be back as soon as we find another reason to be in the area, and we will certainly find a reason.

Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I have been to the vanilla alternative 3 times now and can not find fault with the venue. The staff have always been first class, the lay out and facilities, I think are perfect. The location has to be almost perfect for south east England. The fact they have rooms available has to be a bonus. I think the once a month bi night is wonderful for those who enjoy gorgeous T girls and open bi play. The organising by spicy is outstanding. Date: 7 May 2016

Rating: Fabulous

I have been to the vanilla alternative 3 times now and can not find fault with the venue. The staff have always been first class, the lay out and facilities, I think are perfect. The location has to be almost perfect for south east England. The fact they have rooms available has to be a bonus. I think the once a month bi night is wonderful for those who enjoy gorgeous T girls and open bi play. The organising by spicy is outstanding.

Date: 7 May 2016

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