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Rating: Fabulous
	Went to the eyeswideshut party here on April 5th. Fantasic venue, well thought out organisation with attention to detail, this was a first class party at a top class venue. The staff were attentive and prominent throughout the night enabling a chilled no pressure environment. The club was well laid out, clean and had a great range of facilities. I would like more private rooms but still had chance to dabble!!!! lol Date: 6 April 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Went to the eyeswideshut party here on April 5th. Fantasic venue, well thought out organisation with attention to detail, this was a first class party at a top class venue. The staff were attentive and prominent throughout the night enabling a chilled no pressure environment. The club was well laid out, clean and had a great range of facilities. I would like more private rooms but still had chance to dabble!!!! lol

Date: 6 April 2012

Rating: OK
	Im a member of several clubs, and deceided to give VA a go, lovely place, very clean, but on all three occ the place was empty, needs more people sorry to say! Date: 2 April 2012

Rating: Fun
	This is as good as it's cracked up to be. Well-designed for elegance and comfort, made us feel thoroughly sensual. Playroom beds considerably more comfortable than we've got at home! Lovely big hot-tub. Everything immaculately kept. Staff very friendly and helpful. We went on Saturday night. Atmosphere was relaxed, but not much interaction between couples - only saw one more-than-twosome all night, and I think they came in together. But we certainly got our rocks off in an exhibitionistic/voyeuristic sense. We'll definitely go again - probably on a Sunday when people may be more open to sharing. Date: 1 April 2012

Rating: Fun

This is as good as it's cracked up to be. Well-designed for elegance and comfort, made us feel thoroughly sensual. Playroom beds considerably more comfortable than we've got at home! Lovely big hot-tub. Everything immaculately kept. Staff very friendly and helpful. We went on Saturday night. Atmosphere was relaxed, but not much interaction between couples - only saw one more-than-twosome all night, and I think they came in together. But we certainly got our rocks off in an exhibitionistic/voyeuristic sense. We'll definitely go again - probably on a Sunday when people may be more open to sharing.

Date: 1 April 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We paid our first visit to VA on Saturday night and can only say great things about it. The welcome from the staff when we checked into one of their rooms set the tone for the night. The room was clean and stylish and this was echoed throughout the club itself. The bar area was a great place to mingle and meet other couples, the drinks very reasonably priced and had a great atmospehere. The play areas were lovely and the hot tub was awesome! Overall a fantastic place. Can't wait to go back. Date: 20 March 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We paid our first visit to VA on Saturday night and can only say great things about it.

The welcome from the staff when we checked into one of their rooms set the tone for the night. The room was clean and stylish and this was echoed throughout the club itself. The bar area was a great place to mingle and meet other couples, the drinks very reasonably priced and had a great atmospehere. The play areas were lovely and the hot tub was awesome!

Overall a fantastic place. Can't wait to go back.

Date: 20 March 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went a few weeks ago and had another fabulous night looked after by the staff and some very sexy couples. Another great night with the only complaint being we were shattered the next day again:) Date: 11 March 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended on sat night with our friends this was not our first visit so reviewing it as a regular. As most reviews say this is a very well run club. very clean plenty of room and for us not so far away. From at point of view for club newbees i would suggest this club as you can relax and either particape or just keep yourself to yourselves Date: 5 March 2012

Rating: Fun
	We visited this place last night, and as our first time in a swingers club- we've been spoilt! It was classy, friendly, very well considered- everything from towels, a choice of play areas, lockers, and midnight buffet! The hot tub was very steamy, and very sexy! From what I can gather the owners are swingers themselves and set the place up to be a classier place for swingers to have fun! It works! Very friendly place! I think it's hit and miss for attendance, maybe 30 people last night, but apparently 250 last weekend for a theme night so pick wisely depending on what you prefer! I feel I should add the hotel is rumoured to be haunted! Fab place! Would go back! Masquerade in May apparently- see you there! XxX Date: 4 March 2012

Rating: Fun

We visited this place last night, and as our first time in a swingers club- we've been spoilt! It was classy, friendly, very well considered- everything from towels, a choice of play areas, lockers, and midnight buffet!

The hot tub was very steamy, and very sexy!

From what I can gather the owners are swingers themselves and set the place up to be a classier place for swingers to have fun! It works! Very friendly place!

I think it's hit and miss for attendance, maybe 30 people last night, but apparently 250 last weekend for a theme night so pick wisely depending on what you prefer!

I feel I should add the hotel is rumoured to be haunted!

Fab place! Would go back! Masquerade in May apparently- see you there! XxX

Date: 4 March 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We had the pleasure of attending this club last night with friends of ours. We had heard very good things about this place from various couples we know and we can now see why. A very well run place and to be honest cannot fault it at all. Great team running it, plenty of car parking and lots and lots of play areas. As those who have attended will know this venue has a great hot tub. It was hot and mini pool would do it more justice! A great Saturday night with good friends spent at the perfect venue. We will be attending again. fantastic place! Date: 4 March 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We had the pleasure of attending this club last night with friends of ours. We had heard very good things about this place from various couples we know and we can now see why. A very well run place and to be honest cannot fault it at all. Great team running it, plenty of car parking and lots and lots of play areas. As those who have attended will know this venue has a great hot tub. It was hot and mini pool would do it more justice!

A great Saturday night with good friends spent at the perfect venue. We will be attending again. fantastic place!

Date: 4 March 2012

Rating: OK
	I will have to be honest on my experience. Went to the club on Friday night. There was only maybe 12 people in the club. The price for a non mamber single male is £50.00 which is higher than stated on the web page.So Avoid going on a Friday. its the most expensive swim i have ever had. Having said all that it is a very nice and well thought out club. I would recomend goig there on a saturday night. with a partner instead. It is supposed to be very busy. with a few more people the club would be amazing. Date: 4 March 2012

Rating: OK

I will have to be honest on my experience. Went to the club on Friday night. There was only maybe 12 people in the club. The price for a non mamber single male is £50.00 which is higher than stated on the web page.So Avoid going on a Friday. its the most expensive swim i have ever had.

Having said all that it is a very nice and well thought out club. I would recomend goig there on a saturday night.

with a partner instead. It is supposed to be very busy. with a few more people the club would be amazing.

Date: 4 March 2012

Rating: OK
	Happy Birthday VA!!! Had a fab night again... Met some groovy n sexy folk there! Great atmosphere, no pressure, lovely hosts... Every tone we think about trying a different club, we hear that VA is the best... So we're sticking with 'em!!! Can't wait for bank holiday weekend! Date: 28 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Happy Birthday to The Wonderful VA!! Had yet another fantastic night last night. We just love the club for its great warm and welcoming staff, classy surroundings, FAB hot tub and sexy clientele!! May its 2nd year be just as successful. If you not been... you are missing out!! Date: 26 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Happy Birthday VA, 1st birthday night, lost of sexy peeps in there PJ's, not quite as busy as the week before, but non the less a fab night, as allways staff where great host. Here is to the next 12 months this club will only get better and better. Date: 26 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Made use of our free entry ticket (everyone who went on the 18th Feb was given free entry to the 19th Feb) after the big party the night before. Really nice relaxed vibe, with some lovely bar snacks and nibbles and had a giggle with the staff and fellow guests on experiences of the big night previous. Few single guys about were respectful, and from what we could see only got involved when they were asked rather than be pushy and try and intrude. Would definitely go back on a Sunday again if doing the Saturday night previous based on our recent experience. Date: 26 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Made use of our free entry ticket (everyone who went on the 18th Feb was given free entry to the 19th Feb) after the big party the night before.

Really nice relaxed vibe, with some lovely bar snacks and nibbles and had a giggle with the staff and fellow guests on experiences of the big night previous.

Few single guys about were respectful, and from what we could see only got involved when they were asked rather than be pushy and try and intrude.

Would definitely go back on a Sunday again if doing the Saturday night previous based on our recent experience.

Date: 26 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA on 18th Feb - We had co arranged and hosted the night, originally without telling VA our plans.. whoops. Thankfully they found out, and were able to plan ahead a bit. Not realising how many people would turn up.. we had over 200 party goers, and was an outstandingly good night. Such a great atmosphere, with all age ranges and play types - everyone was just so friendly.. dont think we saw anyone left out, standing in a corner. Hopefully we'll arrange another.. here's some additional feedback that we got from the night. ---------------------------------------- "This was our first visit to The VA....needless to say we ll be back. This is without doubt, the sexiest classiest club that we ve visited. Last Saturday was amazing, so many beautiful people & so great to catch up with so many that we chat too. Missblonde, please be sure to remind us of any parties that you re involved in, we ll be there if you ll have us. Thanks for a great night guys Xx " ---------------------------------------- "First time there, wall to wall sexy peeps! We had a great time - will definately cum again! ;-) " ---------------------------------------- "Wow, what a night...A fantastic venue & the sexiest guests!! The best possible mix. So good to meet so many sexy friends from the site. Roll on the next one. " ---------------------------------------- "First time at TVA, had a great time, super venue!" ---------------------------------------- "This night had it all,wall to wall sexy peeps,great venue and fab atmos,bring on the next one! xx " Date: 26 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Went to VA on 18th Feb - We had co arranged and hosted the night, originally without telling VA our plans.. whoops. Thankfully they found out, and were able to plan ahead a bit.

Not realising how many people would turn up.. we had over 200 party goers, and was an outstandingly good night. Such a great atmosphere, with all age ranges and play types - everyone was just so friendly.. dont think we saw anyone left out, standing in a corner.

Hopefully we'll arrange another.. here's some additional feedback that we got from the night.

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"This was our first visit to The VA....needless to say we ll be back. This is without doubt, the sexiest classiest club that we ve visited. Last Saturday was amazing, so many beautiful people & so great to catch up with so many that we chat too. Missblonde, please be sure to remind us of any parties that you re involved in, we ll be there if you ll have us. Thanks for a great night guys Xx "

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"First time there, wall to wall sexy peeps! We had a great time - will definately cum again! ;-) "

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"Wow, what a night...A fantastic venue & the sexiest guests!! The best possible mix. So good to meet so many sexy friends from the site. Roll on the next one. "

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"First time at TVA, had a great time, super venue!"

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"This night had it all,wall to wall sexy peeps,great venue and fab atmos,bring on the next one! xx "

Date: 26 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	What a night over 200 people having fun in what has to be the best club in the country in our opinion, staff was as fantastic as ever, looking forward to 25th the 1st birthday of the club, and oh how its grown and is getting better every time we go. great mix of people a club with something for every one. Date: 20 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	A very nice club, much fun to be had there, arranged to meet a single fem from here there, she is very happy and comfortable to go there alone so safe and respectfull club, hopefully go back again soon and get really involved with many couples and single females on all the beds pushed together. Date: 20 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow what a night, and amazing club, now even more excited about our up coming event there on thursday 5th april. This was simon and myselves 1st party night visit, even though we had been there to meet the staff on a previous occasion, now this is what a swinging party is all about. This club is so clean, wet area looked super clean, and all the play area,s was in full SWING lol The staff was so friendly, and mingled with all their guest, security was to be seen at all times, and mmmmmmm how sexy did scott and colin look in their suits (yum yum). Alot of clubs Ive been to are clicky, but this so wasnt the case here, everyone chatted to everyone, we had a brilliant time, and only hope our launch night will be as exciting as it was last night. Guys well done it was a wonderful night, and this club will go from strenght to strenght... louise & simon Date: 19 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Wow what a night, and amazing club, now even more excited about our up coming event there on thursday 5th april.

This was simon and myselves 1st party night visit, even though we had been there to meet the staff on a previous occasion, now this is what a swinging party is all about.

This club is so clean, wet area looked super clean, and all the play area,s was in full SWING lol

The staff was so friendly, and mingled with all their guest, security was to be seen at all times, and mmmmmmm how sexy did scott and colin look in their suits (yum yum).

Alot of clubs Ive been to are clicky, but this so wasnt the case here, everyone chatted to everyone, we had a brilliant time, and only hope our launch night will be as exciting as it was last night.

Guys well done it was a wonderful night, and this club will go from strenght to strenght...

louise & simon

Date: 19 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit to the club and I have to admit it has that WOW effect can't believe that we drove past here to go to Tease II. Wonderful hosts who took time to show us round the club, good clean wet area and fabulous play rooms. Less than an hour from London, this has got to be one of the best clubs south of Birmingham. Date: 19 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first visit last night. Owners are lovely and they manage visitors well and make the rules clear. Fantastic hot tub and play areas. Fab club and nice people. Had lots of fun and plan to go again soon. Date: 18 February 2012

Rating: Fun
	As one of the owners of The VA, can I just apologise to anyone that attempted to make it here in all the snow last Sunday. We had to close for the day as over night we developed 2 burst pipes and had a large amount of damage done to the bar area. We sadly had to make the decision not to open as it would have been dangerous and not very conducive to a nice day seeing all of us knee deep in water in our wellies (unless you have a welly fetish) All the heating system as well as the hot tub had to be closed down, so opening would have been a real disappointment to anyone that had arrived. My abject apologies to the couple in the chatroom that either did or wanted to come and was upset that we was not open, be assured that we will only not open in exceptional circumstance. However all the damage is repaired and we are open as always. Jules xxx Date: 12 February 2012

Rating: Fun

As one of the owners of The VA, can I just apologise to anyone that attempted to make it here in all the snow last Sunday.

We had to close for the day as over night we developed 2 burst pipes and had a large amount of damage done to the bar area. We sadly had to make the decision not to open as it would have been dangerous and not very conducive to a nice day seeing all of us knee deep in water in our wellies (unless you have a welly fetish) All the heating system as well as the hot tub had to be closed down, so opening would have been a real disappointment to anyone that had arrived.

My abject apologies to the couple in the chatroom that either did or wanted to come and was upset that we was not open, be assured that we will only not open in exceptional circumstance.

However all the damage is repaired and we are open as always.

Jules xxx

Date: 12 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Had an amazing night at the VA last night, first time at a club and this was the right choice! Great people, great staff, great atmosphere and just great! Stayed in the hotel and have no complaints, it was nice to wander back to the room at 4am and not worry about cabs. We will be visiting again very soon and can't wait! xxx Date: 12 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to VA was even sexier than the first, even though the turnout was relatively small due to the snow. We had a great, relaxing, sexy time - special thanks to R and S for making it so memorable :) We stayed over in one of the hotel rooms, which are very convenient but (at least in the case of the one we stayed in) are in need of renovation - however it's really nice not to have to drive home at the end of a tiring evening. Date: 6 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Our second visit to VA was even sexier than the first, even though the turnout was relatively small due to the snow. We had a great, relaxing, sexy time - special thanks to R and S for making it so memorable :)

We stayed over in one of the hotel rooms, which are very convenient but (at least in the case of the one we stayed in) are in need of renovation - however it's really nice not to have to drive home at the end of a tiring evening.

Date: 6 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Ventured out on a nasty snowy night half expecting to be the only people there, but luckily all the hotel rooms had filled before the snow started and 3 other lunatic couples made it too:) Warm and cosy and played with 2 very sexy newby couples, lucky us. Had our very own kinky corner, lol. Special mention to the hosts, towards the end of the evening, when they realised the snow wasn't going to get any better, they offered for all of the couples who hadn't got rooms to stay in the club and make everybody breakfast the next morning, a really nice touch. Date: 5 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Ventured out on a nasty snowy night half expecting to be the only people there, but luckily all the hotel rooms had filled before the snow started and 3 other lunatic couples made it too:)

Warm and cosy and played with 2 very sexy newby couples, lucky us. Had our very own kinky corner, lol.

Special mention to the hosts, towards the end of the evening, when they realised the snow wasn't going to get any better, they offered for all of the couples who hadn't got rooms to stay in the club and make everybody breakfast the next morning, a really nice touch.

Date: 5 February 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We finally made it to this New Club, even though its already been open nearly a Year lol. So Glad we did. Excellent Venue, Great Hosts Décor is define. Only Down bit is the Showers . But We Also became Full Members & Will 110% be going Back . Bobbie & George Herts Socials Organizers Date: 31 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to VA's again on Sunday for a Super Sunday chill-out session, which actually turned out to be a Red Hot Session. Fantastic venue to un-wind in, the hospitality is second to none. Scott and Jules are that chilled out they even get in the Hot tub with you..Whilst Dax keeps it all chilled out behind the Bar Go on then, find another club where the Staff pamper you that much... Date: 30 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We went to VA's again on Sunday for a Super Sunday chill-out session, which actually turned out to be a Red Hot Session.

Fantastic venue to un-wind in, the hospitality is second to none.

Scott and Jules are that chilled out they even get in the Hot tub with you..Whilst Dax keeps it all chilled out behind the Bar

Go on then, find another club where the Staff pamper you that much...

Date: 30 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We had our first visit to the VA last night on 28th Jan. We plucked up the courage to come in fancy dress for the Rocky Horror night. We were one of the first to arrive so got a chance to have a good look around. The decor is amazing, with loads of subtle lighting and touches like sculptures and plants. The disco has a great laser show, the bar is really well stocked and professionally run. You can even run up a tab against your locker number to save having to carry around money. When the club began to fill we met some really friendly people, and ended up on the expansive play area near the hot tub, and had a very happy ending :-D We're now paid up members and this will definitely be our regular spot. Date: 30 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We had our first visit to the VA last night on 28th Jan. We plucked up the courage to come in fancy dress for the Rocky Horror night.

We were one of the first to arrive so got a chance to have a good look around. The decor is amazing, with loads of subtle lighting and touches like sculptures and plants.

The disco has a great laser show, the bar is really well stocked and professionally run. You can even run up a tab against your locker number to save having to carry around money.

When the club began to fill we met some really friendly people, and ended up on the expansive play area near the hot tub, and had a very happy ending :-D

We're now paid up members and this will definitely be our regular spot.

Date: 30 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited this club for the first time last night. We are relatively new to swinging (though not first club). We found the staff very professional and welcoming. The venue is fantastic, very clean and relaxed. The playrooms are beautifully laid out and condusive to to a relaxed and friendly atmosphere. Jacuzzi is fantastic - albeit a little too hot (temperature wise!) - and a great place to meet, chat and play. Lockers are a great touch as are the plentiful clean towels. All in all, the best venue we have been too, and we look forward to returning soon :) Date: 29 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We visited this club for the first time last night. We are relatively new to swinging (though not first club). We found the staff very professional and welcoming. The venue is fantastic, very clean and relaxed. The playrooms are beautifully laid out and condusive to to a relaxed and friendly atmosphere. Jacuzzi is fantastic - albeit a little too hot (temperature wise!) - and a great place to meet, chat and play. Lockers are a great touch as are the plentiful clean towels. All in all, the best venue we have been too, and we look forward to returning soon :)

Date: 29 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA again on the 28th January for the Rocky Horror night. The club keeps getting better. It wasn't so busy and only half or so were in fancy dress but we still had a great time and met some lovely people. The hotel refurb is coming on well. This time we were in room 9, just done up and nice, they've sorted the heating system as well. We were above the club and could hear the music as they set up so if you wanted and early night you might not get to sleep but as we were one of the last ones to leave it didn't bother us. The wall between us and the next room is a bit thin and we could hear the conversation as if they were in the room with us. There wasn't any hanging area either in the room and a towel rail screwed under the beam would suffice in case you bring a nicely pressed dress or shirt. All in all it's building on a great base and getting better every time. Thanks to all we met. J&L XXX Date: 29 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Went to VA again on the 28th January for the Rocky Horror night. The club keeps getting better. It wasn't so busy and only half or so were in fancy dress but we still had a great time and met some lovely people. The hotel refurb is coming on well. This time we were in room 9, just done up and nice, they've sorted the heating system as well. We were above the club and could hear the music as they set up so if you wanted and early night you might not get to sleep but as we were one of the last ones to leave it didn't bother us. The wall between us and the next room is a bit thin and we could hear the conversation as if they were in the room with us. There wasn't any hanging area either in the room and a towel rail screwed under the beam would suffice in case you bring a nicely pressed dress or shirt.

All in all it's building on a great base and getting better every time. Thanks to all we met.

J&L

XXX

Date: 29 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I love this club, it is my local and I will be visiting lots and lots of times. Can't beat it for a relaxed friendly atmosphere, very large jacuzzi and sumptuous play areas. Loads of theme nights and honest genuine people who frequent there. Date: 24 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We had yet another great evening here on New Years Eve. What a club!!! A big thank you to the staff, everyone we met and to those certain naughty people we enjoyed being with so much. Can't wait till next time. Date: 2 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to this club on NYE and we were very impressed, from the well dressed staff on arrival, through to the greeting and the rooms! The rooms are amazing, classy, contempary and well thought out. Unlike other places where it feels like furniture has been bought at a carboot sale and mismatched, this is Premier League! and the other clubs we have visited are conference league lol. We had fun with some lovely people and looking round there were some very very sexy people there. We will be getting membership and we will be returning. We LOVE this place. Kaznpaulxx Date: 2 January 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Went to this club on NYE and we were very impressed, from the well dressed staff on arrival, through to the greeting and the rooms! The rooms are amazing, classy, contempary and well thought out. Unlike other places where it feels like furniture has been bought at a carboot sale and mismatched, this is Premier League! and the other clubs we have visited are conference league lol. We had fun with some lovely people and looking round there were some very very sexy people there. We will be getting membership and we will be returning. We LOVE this place.

Kaznpaulxx

Date: 2 January 2012

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