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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA on Thursday 2nd June. T has been before and really wanted to go back.

We were shown around by Colin, one of the team that runs it, and we were taken aback by the high standards in place. And it still isn't totally finished yet!

Not many people there - well it was a Thursday so we didn't expect it to be heaving, but we had a super time and can't wait for the next trip!

We spent our time mainly in the wet area; loved the jacuzzi although it was a bit too hot for us. The area behind the jacuzzi was great, very interesting indeedy!


Date: 3 June 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another mind blowing night at the best venue in the UK by a mile. Every time we go the place just gets better and better. Anyone not been yet you are missing out! Scott and Julie were relentless again last night in ensuring everyone was happy. The perfect hosts. As writing this we are getting ready to go back for round two!

Date: 29 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Attended again Friday night and it seems as though word is getting around, more single guys than last time, mmmmm and some lovely couples.

Re the comment below there are private areas for those that require it and privacy is respected. Loved the area at the back of the jacuzzi ........


Date: 22 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
We have been to this club on a friday and even thou it was quiet we were very pleased with the club and will be back on a Saturday which we have been told are busy nights. Love the bar and prices are reasonable.

But i must point out a couple of things that could make this venue perfect, there are no lockable play rooms,not everyone is a exhibitionist !!! and as smokers the smoking area is a bit of an after thought and needs more cover and heating, get these right and this club will be the best in the uk.



Date: 18 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Well what can we say, WOW!!! we have been away from the club scene for over a year and well what a way to come back, The welcome was lovelly, the property is done out to such a high standard it was clean and even at 8.30 was busling with people. The jacuzzi was amazingly hot and being swimming pool size meant you can get a lot of sexy people in. Met some lovely new people and hopefully will meet a lot more over the next few months. For a club that has been only going for 3 months and we just turned up it was very busy and we think it do very well. Many thanks to the team xx John & Sheena

Date: 15 May 2011

Rating: OK
Having been to, and loving Liberty Elite, which was one of the best clubs we have ever been too. We now visit the VA just because it's closer. It still has all the attributes of LE as Gina, Colin and the staff make it a fantastic night. Plenty of space, loads of beds, big jacuzzi, nice dance floor and pole available. Lovely accommodation too.

The food is absolutely fantastic, home made, not bought in. We went at Easter and the 'chocolate buffet' was exquisite! We are attending the Toga party in the May bank holiday, can't wait.... ;-)


Date: 12 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
WoW and WoW again, we were supposed to go on friday and stay in the hotel but had such a brilliant time that we stayed until sunday!

Huge thanks to all of the management, all so welcoming from the moment we first stepped in (great tour of hotel and club), to the moment we asked if we could extend our stay ... and to the moment we asked if we could use the pole for a fetish session.

Cannot ask more from a club, vets well, focuses on quality, and socialises with guests ...

Cant wait to see this club grow into the venue its owners have desires for, it will undoubtedly be one of the highest quality swingers clubs and we will be back to watch it grow.



Date: 10 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Believe what you are reading, this place is amazing and will go far beyond anyones expectations. This is due to the hardworking team at VA, Jules, Scott, Michelle and Colin, etc. So looking forward to The Toga Weekend.... Its gonna be great and an event that should not be missed

Date: 9 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Do believe the hype because its all true.

Anyone who knows my reviews, will know I don't give out credit unless its due and its certainly due here.

Been to the venue twice now, and its good to see it being well run on both ocasions and was nice to see Gina back at the venue too. The age range can vary here quite considerably, it was much younger on our first visit, and more mature on the next, all we can say is this is much the same as most venues and you need to attend somewhere regulary to get a good feel for its best potential.

There is obviously still work to do and the venue is in its infancy, but the standards are already extremely high.

Be good to see them do some foam parties to get the dancefloor into better use, and some music themed and guest DJ nights would be great too, as the design and layout of the club is such that those who wanted to enjoy the music could do so quite separately from the play areas of the club.

That said, I am sure this will all come in good time, look foward to many visits in future.


Date: 9 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Excellent venue - very classy and well appointed.

Lots of play space and awesome spa pool area

Good mix of couples on Sat nights

Highly recommended


Date: 8 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Was in this place Friday 6th the team there on the night Michelle, Scott, Julie, Daks and the doorman sorry i didint catch your name, all great host really genuinely friendly, they have made an superb effort to make this a place worth every penny you spend there. As for the people there was a decent balance of couples and singles and loads of clean space from closed off areas to open areas the ambience they have created for their guest is second to none. I thoroughly recommend a visit they have rooms for stop over but book in advance, there is no membership as they build up a clientel until September so what better place to spend the summer will sure be having some return visits this summer and beyond well done guys this is how a well run establishment should be. Oh a special hello to Audrey wow the live in barmaid / hostess with the mostess xx Thanks for a super evening looking forward to returning with friends in the near future keep up the great job your doing.

Date: 8 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Paid another visit to VA last night (took some friends for their first time)this being our 4th time.

This is such a great place, each time we visit the Staff show the same enthusiasm and an eagerness to make you feel welcome as they did on their opening night. As many have already mentioned this is not a run of the mill swingers club, but a very up market venue...Brilliant



Date: 1 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
well what can we say we went friday and had a great time justs get beter beter ty to all the owners for making us so well cume we cant wait to cum back xxx

wendy lee xx


Date: 1 May 2011

Rating: Fabulous
My first visit to this new club. Very impressed. Nice friendly welcome along with a tour of the very well appointed premises. Good evening was had by all. Will be going again soon. Thank you to Gina and all the staff. Its clear that this club is going to be the Number 1 place to be seen at. Gary

Date: 24 April 2011

Rating: Fun
We visited the club for the first time on 16th April and we had a great evening.

The club was easy to find and the staff and owners were very friendly. We were firstly taken on a tour of the club...there is a disco area, bar area (licensed), lounge area and two large playrooms. The decor is fresh and everywhere is very clean.

During the evening the staff were very attentive, checking the heating and asking if we were comfortable.

We will definitely be returning to the club ...hopefully very soon.


Date: 23 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
What a great evening - I went along with two lovely female friends and had a wonderful time. The staff were and are really warm and friendly (Gina thank you for your great humor) and the guided tour was well done and respectful that people were also playing in some areas.

Lots of nice big beds, jacuzzi with beds to one side, showers, clean and fresh toilets and nice towels. Good bar and though I was the driver for the night a really good non-alcoholic beverage was produced - thank you for that - nibbles and chat in a comfortable seating area and playtime was great too. Didn't use the jacuzzi but will plan on that next visit.

All in all a really good place to visit and I think the friendly welcome and the fact that all the club is on one level make it a perfect place to visit and I shall again.

Thank you - 5 stars from the Dr :-)


Date: 23 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Our first but definitely not our last visit to this club. We went Good Friday and totally enjoyed ourselves. Loved the hot tub and we were soon in there after a couple of drinks at the bar and chatting to a few friendly club regulars. Their are plenty of bedding areas and we were soon making good use of these amongst others playing around us making it a great and horny atmosphere. Liked that people were playing early doors and though out the night. We had a breather with another drink and delicious nibbles that the club provided then back to enjoy the facilities and hot tub once again. We are still buzzing and therefore highly recommend the Vanilla Alternative. We will post when we next visit, come join us and the fun!



Date: 23 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
I've been to a few clubs and all I can say is WOW !!

This venue oozes class from the moment you step through the door. Lovely hosts, lovely members and a lovely venue and even a decent buffet, what more could one ask for?

This is now my first club of choice and although it was quiet for a Friday night there was lots of fun to be had.

This is a club which now, at long last, puts the UK on the map as far as swinging clubs go.



Date: 19 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Was seriously impressed by this place from the moment we were greeted at the door. Had a tour from Gina who was happy to answer any questions we had and then enjoyed a drink at the bar whilst we waited for our friends to arrive. The bar and lounge areas would not be out of place in any quality pub.

After our friends arrived we ventured to the dancefloor (well, the ladies did) which again felt like a mini version of a proper club with a great sound and light system. There were a few people dancing at one point but at times was empty.

Currently there are two main play areas. A room mainly furnished with individual beds which suit either couples who wish to play alone or those that have arranged to play together, whereas in the room with the hot tub there are several beds arranged together which we assume if probably more of a free for all.

On the Saturday evening we attended there was a reasonable number of people there and a very chilled but exciting vibe. Once we got the playing kicked off in the first of the rooms I mentioned all the beds quickly filled up with non-stop fun until we left the room 2 or 3 hours later.

We highly recommend the Vanilla Alternative and will be back soon.


Date: 18 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Second visit and love the place even more! Very classy, VERY friendly and a pleasurable place to be from the moment you walk in. Already looking forward to our next visit. Wish we lived closer!

Date: 17 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Interesting avoid opinion,its a NEW club and will take time to get the single ladies and couples that want single men on a Friday night. Friday nights will take time. Not everyone wants single men attention and especially those that expect it to be busy immediately. I attended last night and was greeted by a lovely gentleman smartly dressed for a tour. As a single female I felt extreemly comfy and cared for by the staff. It has exceptional standards,maticulously clean,great music and a lovely buffet. I look forward to my next visit and hope to visit as often as I can.Thankyou so much for a quality club from the second you walk in. You put alot of clubs in the shade with this one. Will certainly reccomend it highly.

Date: 17 April 2011

Rating: Avoid
Agree that all clubs can have their quite times but this place has been hyped out of all proportion and it isn't even finished yet.There are plenty of good clubs around and it will take a lot more time and money before this one can rightly call itself exclusive....in our opinion!

Date: 17 April 2011

Rating: OK
to the previous comment, its such a shame you had a quite evening but tbf clubs do have their quite nights, we have been in clubs and there as been tumble weeds blowing, but to tell peole to avaoid is a bit harsh but as this is your experience and this is a club review I guess its from your experince.. do give it another chance, there are too few of swingers clubs around to tell peeps to avoid.. hope you go back and give it 1 more try

Date: 16 April 2011

Rating: Avoid
We visited this club last Friday also and like the previous report found it to be very quite. Very dissappointed after all the hype of how busy & exclusive it was supposed to be. There is obviously still a lot of work to be done and perhaps they should have waited a bit longer before opening?

Date: 16 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Visited for the first time last Friday and will definitely be back for more. The club is luxurious and seriously impressive. We stayed over and our room was perfect.

The staff are welcoming, super friendly and oh rather sexy too!!

Everything is just in a different class to all the other clubs I have been to. This is the executive choice of clubs and deserves to be a massive success. Cannot wait for my return trip.


Date: 16 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Made our first visit on Friday 8th April. Very impressed with venue and location. Was a little quiet but very sexy crowd. This place has got great potential and we will be back again very soon.

Date: 13 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
We attended for the first time on Saturday night and were instantly blown away by the size of the club. Not only that, also how tastefully decorated the club was - and the jacuzzi is definitely the biggest we've ever seen.

We will definitely be frequenting VA on a regular basis

SnB


Date: 13 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
Second time there and not the last, in fact now THE club of choice. Even though the last time we went was the opening night we were remembered and welcomed like friends. This attitude sums the attention to detail up from everyone there. I always think of this as the only club that you could comfortably recommend to someone to visit from overseas and not be embarrassed. If you haven't been you must try it - soon.

Date: 11 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
We visited the VA last night and it was our first ever club experience. The building is magnificent, although somewhat changed since last time I went there in the early 80's! There was less sex going on, for a start...

The entire experience was one of "The customer comes first". From the guys on the door, the receptionist, the lovely lass who showed us round, the polite and considerate bar staff, even the guy who was checking the water quality in the jacuzzi! There was even a buffet (food and sex? Brilliant!).

The clientèle were friendly and relaxed, with no apparent snobbishness or elitism. One lovely lady even brought us some drinks whilst we were in the jacuzzi - thank you and if you read this please send us a PM and we'll meet you there and return the round.

In all? We can't wait to go back - is there any better recommendation?


Date: 10 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
well what can we say we have been to some clubs but bleave us this club is the very best reason why they are so nice the people we met was so nice ty you know who we mean and the staff could not do enought for us and the food was like eating in a top class resturant aLL WE CAN SAY IS TY and keep up the good work ps we cant wait to go back xxx

Date: 9 April 2011

Rating: Fabulous
We went to this club sat night and was met at the door by a very friendly doorman, on entering the fantastic building the reception was really clean and friendly. We had a tour which was very informative and realised how much effort and thought had gone into designing this fantastic venue. We think this is going to be one of the best clubs in europe, roll on next time..xx

Date: 4 April 2011

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