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Rating: Fun
	Was our first ever club visit on Friday night, thanks to the staff for a very relaxing and friendly welcome. Had a very fun relaxing no pressure evening. Special thank you to Jane just for being Jane (from princess Fiona), and Dax or ensuring D was warm going home. LOL. Looking forward to our next visit. D&F Date: 12 January 2013

Rating: OK
	We were the biggest fans of this club but were let down badly last time we visited and it has plummeted in our estimations. We visited for a social in December and had booked a room to stay over. We were having a nice chilled evening socialising and had drifted two yards into the hot-tub room whilst chatting to a friend of ours. A member of staff appeared shortly afterwards and said Mr Otra would have to leave the area as he wasn't dressed sexy! We asked what this womans idea of sexy dress was and she indicated the fully dressed Mrs Otra was ok! Not best pleased Mr Otra went to speak to the manager who gave a wholly different interpretation of what 'sexy' meant. He was curt, unsympathetic and muddled in his manner. We realise this review will clash with most of the others for this club and should say we have written glowing reviews in the past. But felt we should share for better or worse. We were embarrassed and felt a little humiliated by their petty and ridiculous behaviour. We have given a rating of ok in the absence of a not ok rating. Date: 8 January 2013

Rating: OK

We were the biggest fans of this club but were let down badly last time we visited and it has plummeted in our estimations.

We visited for a social in December and had booked a room to stay over. We were having a nice chilled evening socialising and had drifted two yards into the hot-tub room whilst chatting to a friend of ours. A member of staff appeared shortly afterwards and said Mr Otra would have to leave the area as he wasn't dressed sexy! We asked what this womans idea of sexy dress was and she indicated the fully dressed Mrs Otra was ok!

Not best pleased Mr Otra went to speak to the manager who gave a wholly different interpretation of what 'sexy' meant. He was curt, unsympathetic and muddled in his manner.

We realise this review will clash with most of the others for this club and should say we have written glowing reviews in the past. But felt we should share for better or worse. We were embarrassed and felt a little humiliated by their petty and ridiculous behaviour.

We have given a rating of ok in the absence of a not ok rating.

Date: 8 January 2013

Rating: OK
	Been a few times before Went over the xmas period,pleasent evening and met a few nice peeps. Shame the VA Bi nights clash with my other favoutite haunt Date: 7 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	No idea why website is down but VA were due to be closed until Friday 11th January anyway. Website was working earlier last week. This is one of the best clubs around and looking forward to good times there during 2013. Date: 6 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	Apprehensive as newbies to swing and club scene going to VA for NYE, but as all the reviews tell you this is the place to be,perfect hosts, great atmoshere and loads of absolutly lovely sociable sexy people. Will be back soon xx Date: 5 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended our fifth time over christmas. Its fast becoming our regular night out. Good mix of people of all ages. All staff are welcoming and friendly and we have met some great couples... The hot tub is HOT!. Rooms are basic but cosy!!. A great introduction to the world of clubs of this nature for us... 10 out of 10!!! Date: 3 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	Just like to add that VA WAS FABULOUS . I forgot to tick the box lol Date: 3 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	Managed to lose my swinging cherry on Fri 7th December : what a place to lose it too!!! There was a social that night and it was uber busy, the hot tub was rocking and I managed to play in the playroom - mmmm a lovely venue with lovely people - been meaning to write a review and will certainly be back Date: 2 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the masquerade nye, well the masks were a waste of money we didn't have them on very long but neither was my hired tuxedo, but we love this place lovely atmosphere lovely people and so relaxed saw the new year in fucking in the hot tub it was awesome. If your thinking about going stop thinking about it and go Date: 2 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	NYE at VA didn't disappoint! A fun and friendly evening with the place packed full of sexy people. We had a great time, the dance floor was looking especially hot and how brilliant to see a dance floor with semi naked people and no one batting an eye! Such a turn on! Definitely back for more very soon. The big bed is fast becoming our favourite place! Date: 2 January 2013

Rating: OK
	We when to the NYE bash and loved every minute. This is the third time we have been to VA and love it more each time we go. Staff and owners are friendly and everyone you meet is up for a chat. Club is we thought out and clean and safe. We stayed in the hotel and while the rooms are basic there not expensive and let's face it your not in them for long and when you are your sleeping. This club is great for first timers try it you will love it Date: 1 January 2013

Rating: OK

We when to the NYE bash and loved every minute.

This is the third time we have been to VA and love it more each time we go.

Staff and owners are friendly and everyone you meet is up for a chat.

Club is we thought out and clean and safe.

We stayed in the hotel and while the rooms are basic there not expensive and let's face it your not in them for long and when you are your sleeping.

This club is great for first timers try it you will love it

Date: 1 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	Was there NYE 2012, and again for 2013...the staff surpassed themselves this year! This club is without a doubt the best club ever! The guests were stunning, sexy, friendly and fun! So I know where I'll be NYE 2014, and every other opportunity I get to attend. It really is a " not to be missed " venue. Date: 1 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	What a great New years at VA last night. We would like to say thank you to the staff and all the lovely people we met and had fun with, it was the best New years ever. It was our 2nd time at VA but it definitely won't be our last, I think its safe to say we will be there December 31 2013 also, see you there. X Date: 1 January 2013

Rating: Fabulous
	2nd time of visiting this fabulous place and it really is THE BEST club experience in our opinions. The new added couples only area makes for some naughty fun and the hot tub remains warm all night!! As does the hosts and owners welcome, even if we did keep em there past closing!! Much love for this place and would recommend all hardened swingers get themselves down there. Accessible, friendly and sexy clientele, reasonable bar bill, what more can one ask for??? Enjoy!!!! Date: 30 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous

2nd time of visiting this fabulous place and it really is THE BEST club experience in our opinions. The new added couples only area makes for some naughty fun and the hot tub remains warm all night!! As does the hosts and owners welcome, even if we did keep em there past closing!! Much love for this place and would recommend all hardened swingers get themselves down there. Accessible, friendly and sexy clientele, reasonable bar bill, what more can one ask for??? Enjoy!!!!

Date: 30 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went for the first time tonight and was so relaxed.. Brilliant no hassle, v clean... now members and will be coming more... well worth a visit .. one of the best Date: 30 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	VA was our first club visit. Filled with nerves they soon disappeared. We had such a fun night being taught to pole dance by a lovely older gentleman. Then onto playing in the hot top and then in front of everyone in the play room. Hoping for a busier turn out next time with some younger folk. We can't wait to go back Date: 24 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Not new to clubs or to clubs that have class and a good vibe and VA is certainly both of those. We had our first night there sat and the staff were very welcoming and friendly. There was also a cross section of couples which added to the clubs appeal. We will be returning very soon x Date: 17 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	So being newbie and the first time at this club I was made to feel comfortable and relaxed The people there were beautiful and once the fun begun it was mind blowing! Venue for was very clean and I will be returning :-) Date: 16 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great evening at VA for flicks festive frolics. Met some great people, friends old and new. Very relaxed venue that helps people come out of their shells. Staff very helpful and discreet. Date: 12 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	WOW We went to "Flicks Festive Frolicks" and what a great evening. We have been to many places, meets and events over the years and this topped the lot. Everyone was so friendly, there were lots and lots of sexy people to chat to. We are trying to sort out going back ASAP. If you are unsure if the club scene is for you try the VA, its the place that will make you change your mind. Date: 10 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous

WOW

We went to "Flicks Festive Frolicks" and what a great evening. We have been to many places, meets and events over the years and this topped the lot. Everyone was so friendly, there were lots and lots of sexy people to chat to. We are trying to sort out going back ASAP. If you are unsure if the club scene is for you try the VA, its the place that will make you change your mind.

Date: 10 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the social last night fantastic club really well run, the atmosphere that is created with the soft music and lighting is fantastic very sensual. The play areas are clean and very well laid out even though single men are allowed to attend the club was not at all over run and they were all respectful. The hot tub is fantastic and must of cost a fortune. If your thinking of going go you will love it we have already become members and will definitely be back. Date: 8 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the social last night fantastic club really well run, the atmosphere that is created with the soft music and lighting is fantastic very sensual. The play areas are clean and very well laid out even though single men are allowed to attend the club was not at all over run and they were all respectful. The hot tub is fantastic and must of cost a fortune. If your thinking of going go you will love it we have already become members and will definitely be back.

Date: 8 December 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We have been to VA a few times now and we just cant fault the place. Staff are very friendly and do everything to make sure you have a good night. Clean warm & the facilities are just FAB. We will keep going back until we get very old lol Date: 5 December 2012

Rating: Fun
	We had our first visit to the VA Sunday afternoon/evening, where we met with another couple. Beautifully decorated and tastefully burlesque. Bar prices reasonable with friendly and welcoming hosts. Play areas clean and well laid out, still laughing at the lumescence of my Calvins in the ultra voilet glow! Facilities are wonderful, with the biggest hot tub we have ever seen! After hearing so much about this place, we cannot recommend it highly enough. Date: 26 November 2012

Rating: Fun

We had our first visit to the VA Sunday afternoon/evening, where we met with another couple. Beautifully decorated and tastefully burlesque. Bar prices reasonable with friendly and welcoming hosts. Play areas clean and well laid out, still laughing at the lumescence of my Calvins in the ultra voilet glow! Facilities are wonderful, with the biggest hot tub we have ever seen! After hearing so much about this place, we cannot recommend it highly enough.

Date: 26 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	What an excellent night at this sexy luxurious club again last night....such a delight to see so many new faces and getting to chat to them all...loved the ladies shirt ripping their guys haha...and some awesome moves on both the dance floor and the beds...can't wait till the next time.... Date: 25 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to VA for the first time this Saturday and it was brilliant. The whole establishment is very upmarket and the clientele are equally classy. I met one of the owners, (female), and she is an absolute sweetheart! Couldn't have made us feel more welcome! Just a complete difference to other places we've been, can't wait to go back. So glad we purchased our membership that night and would gladly recommend the club to others. Date: 19 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We went to VA for the first time this Saturday and it was brilliant. The whole establishment is very upmarket and the clientele are equally classy. I met one of the owners, (female), and she is an absolute sweetheart! Couldn't have made us feel more welcome! Just a complete difference to other places we've been, can't wait to go back. So glad we purchased our membership that night and would gladly recommend the club to others.

Date: 19 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to VA last night which was our club experience ever, we had a great time. Really lovely place, nice people, people fucking everywhere, even in the pool which we have found a lot of places don't allow, drinks wasn't extortionate like a regular club. We will definitely be going back. We loved the diverse crowed and we especially. Loved the slow jam R&B music, an unexpected bonus. Great play areas, its a visually stunning venue. Best thing about VA is even if you don't play with other its still a really nice place to meet people, play with your own partner and watch other which we found a huge turn on. Over all a brilliant venue and we look forward to returning. M & I. xxxx Date: 18 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We went to VA last night which was our club experience ever, we had a great time. Really lovely place, nice people, people fucking everywhere, even in the pool which we have found a lot of places don't allow, drinks wasn't extortionate like a regular club.

We will definitely be going back.

We loved the diverse crowed and we especially. Loved the slow jam R&B music, an unexpected bonus.

Great play areas, its a visually stunning venue.

Best thing about VA is even if you don't play with other its still a really nice place to meet people, play with your own partner and watch other which we found a huge turn on.

Over all a brilliant venue and we look forward to returning.

M & I. xxxx

Date: 18 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	The VA is by far the classiest and most welcoming club that we have visited. It was a quiet evening in terms of numbers but the owners made sure it was not uneventful by creating quite a raucous and friendly atmosphere. Everything was clean and meticulously laid out. We would definitely go again and recommend it to our friends. Thank you for a great night. Date: 17 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to the VA and again we had a great evening. We had to go on a friday due to other commitments and to be honest it was quiet. BUT this does not mean it was a bad night, in fact it was one of the better nights we have had out in a while. Again it goes without saying that we were made to feel very welcome on our arrival. we had booked a room so we could both enjoy a drink, and our room was very well presented, clean and warm. We are already planning our next visits and hope we have more nights as good as this one. Date: 4 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Our second visit to the VA and again we had a great evening. We had to go on a friday due to other commitments and to be honest it was quiet. BUT this does not mean it was a bad night, in fact it was one of the better nights we have had out in a while. Again it goes without saying that we were made to feel very welcome on our arrival. we had booked a room so we could both enjoy a drink, and our room was very well presented, clean and warm.

We are already planning our next visits and hope we have more nights as good as this one.

Date: 4 November 2012

Rating: OK
	What can we say about VA nice and clean club staff and owners so friendly and can not do enough for u we had a great time we was not pushed into anything we did not want to do. Lots of open play area's great hot tub this is the best club we have been 2 can't wait to go back again for more mmmmmmmm xx Date: 29 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I went to VA Halloween party and found the please very clean and the atmosphere friendly. The club has a large hot tub a lots of play areas, a small dance floor a bar with a seating area and some outside space if you need to smoke. If your looking for a club this is probably the best one to start with. Date: 29 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Our favourite club, it's been far too long since we visited but hope to change that real soon! Run by the friendliest attentive staff and the place is reflected by that. Total luxury! Has the swinging world's best hot tub for a start! It's definitely our 'happy place'! Date: 28 October 2012

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