The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	We have been to VA a few times now and we just cant fault the place. Staff are very friendly and do everything to make sure you have a good night. Clean warm & the facilities are just FAB. We will keep going back until we get very old lol Date: 5 December 2012

Rating: Fun
	We had our first visit to the VA Sunday afternoon/evening, where we met with another couple. Beautifully decorated and tastefully burlesque. Bar prices reasonable with friendly and welcoming hosts. Play areas clean and well laid out, still laughing at the lumescence of my Calvins in the ultra voilet glow! Facilities are wonderful, with the biggest hot tub we have ever seen! After hearing so much about this place, we cannot recommend it highly enough. Date: 26 November 2012

Rating: Fun

We had our first visit to the VA Sunday afternoon/evening, where we met with another couple. Beautifully decorated and tastefully burlesque. Bar prices reasonable with friendly and welcoming hosts. Play areas clean and well laid out, still laughing at the lumescence of my Calvins in the ultra voilet glow! Facilities are wonderful, with the biggest hot tub we have ever seen! After hearing so much about this place, we cannot recommend it highly enough.

Date: 26 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	What an excellent night at this sexy luxurious club again last night....such a delight to see so many new faces and getting to chat to them all...loved the ladies shirt ripping their guys haha...and some awesome moves on both the dance floor and the beds...can't wait till the next time.... Date: 25 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to VA for the first time this Saturday and it was brilliant. The whole establishment is very upmarket and the clientele are equally classy. I met one of the owners, (female), and she is an absolute sweetheart! Couldn't have made us feel more welcome! Just a complete difference to other places we've been, can't wait to go back. So glad we purchased our membership that night and would gladly recommend the club to others. Date: 19 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We went to VA for the first time this Saturday and it was brilliant. The whole establishment is very upmarket and the clientele are equally classy. I met one of the owners, (female), and she is an absolute sweetheart! Couldn't have made us feel more welcome! Just a complete difference to other places we've been, can't wait to go back. So glad we purchased our membership that night and would gladly recommend the club to others.

Date: 19 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to VA last night which was our club experience ever, we had a great time. Really lovely place, nice people, people fucking everywhere, even in the pool which we have found a lot of places don't allow, drinks wasn't extortionate like a regular club. We will definitely be going back. We loved the diverse crowed and we especially. Loved the slow jam R&B music, an unexpected bonus. Great play areas, its a visually stunning venue. Best thing about VA is even if you don't play with other its still a really nice place to meet people, play with your own partner and watch other which we found a huge turn on. Over all a brilliant venue and we look forward to returning. M & I. xxxx Date: 18 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We went to VA last night which was our club experience ever, we had a great time. Really lovely place, nice people, people fucking everywhere, even in the pool which we have found a lot of places don't allow, drinks wasn't extortionate like a regular club.

We will definitely be going back.

We loved the diverse crowed and we especially. Loved the slow jam R&B music, an unexpected bonus.

Great play areas, its a visually stunning venue.

Best thing about VA is even if you don't play with other its still a really nice place to meet people, play with your own partner and watch other which we found a huge turn on.

Over all a brilliant venue and we look forward to returning.

M & I. xxxx

Date: 18 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	The VA is by far the classiest and most welcoming club that we have visited. It was a quiet evening in terms of numbers but the owners made sure it was not uneventful by creating quite a raucous and friendly atmosphere. Everything was clean and meticulously laid out. We would definitely go again and recommend it to our friends. Thank you for a great night. Date: 17 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to the VA and again we had a great evening. We had to go on a friday due to other commitments and to be honest it was quiet. BUT this does not mean it was a bad night, in fact it was one of the better nights we have had out in a while. Again it goes without saying that we were made to feel very welcome on our arrival. we had booked a room so we could both enjoy a drink, and our room was very well presented, clean and warm. We are already planning our next visits and hope we have more nights as good as this one. Date: 4 November 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Our second visit to the VA and again we had a great evening. We had to go on a friday due to other commitments and to be honest it was quiet. BUT this does not mean it was a bad night, in fact it was one of the better nights we have had out in a while. Again it goes without saying that we were made to feel very welcome on our arrival. we had booked a room so we could both enjoy a drink, and our room was very well presented, clean and warm.

We are already planning our next visits and hope we have more nights as good as this one.

Date: 4 November 2012

Rating: OK
	What can we say about VA nice and clean club staff and owners so friendly and can not do enough for u we had a great time we was not pushed into anything we did not want to do. Lots of open play area's great hot tub this is the best club we have been 2 can't wait to go back again for more mmmmmmmm xx Date: 29 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I went to VA Halloween party and found the please very clean and the atmosphere friendly. The club has a large hot tub a lots of play areas, a small dance floor a bar with a seating area and some outside space if you need to smoke. If your looking for a club this is probably the best one to start with. Date: 29 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Our favourite club, it's been far too long since we visited but hope to change that real soon! Run by the friendliest attentive staff and the place is reflected by that. Total luxury! Has the swinging world's best hot tub for a start! It's definitely our 'happy place'! Date: 28 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a great Halloween night at VA, the staff are very friendly (as are the patrons!) The play area, bar, lounges and disco are second to none! The hotel room was basic but adequate. We would highly recommend this club. It was our first time going to a club and we enjoyed it so much that we feel no need to try anywhere else! Date: 28 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We were invited to The Vanilla Alternative last night. And while we had seen it in the day and heard all sorts about it, we have never been in an evening. Firstly we were struck on how much has changed here since we were last out in a club. While it is still spacious it now has a much more intimate quality. Everybody, and yes we do mean EVERYBODY was warm and friendly towards us. We were warmly welcome upon our arrival by Julie, the young lady at the door had a lovely sexy smile and to our great surprise we found at the bar Jane the life and soul until recently at another local club. As ever she was as bouncy, happy and sexy, and truly an asset to any club. It was a pleasure to dress down as the towels were fresh, soft and most importantly clean, again this is something that we feel is very important. How clean the club looked and felt, in all the play areas, meant you could play in the knowledge that a great deal of effort goes in behind the scenes to maintain this high standard. We have put our bad past experiences behind us and are so happy to have discovered what the “VA” has. We have found a venue that we intend to visit time and time again. If you haven’t been or are considering going somewhere new this should be your number one choice. Date: 21 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We were invited to The Vanilla Alternative last night. And while we had seen it in the day and heard all sorts about it, we have never been in an evening. Firstly we were struck on how much has changed here since we were last out in a club. While it is still spacious it now has a much more intimate quality. Everybody, and yes we do mean EVERYBODY was warm and friendly towards us. We were warmly welcome upon our arrival by Julie, the young lady at the door had a lovely sexy smile and to our great surprise we found at the bar Jane the life and soul until recently at another local club. As ever she was as bouncy, happy and sexy, and truly an asset to any club. It was a pleasure to dress down as the towels were fresh, soft and most importantly clean, again this is something that we feel is very important. How clean the club looked and felt, in all the play areas, meant you could play in the knowledge that a great deal of effort goes in behind the scenes to maintain this high standard. We have put our bad past experiences behind us and are so happy to have discovered what the “VA” has. We have found a venue that we intend to visit time and time again. If you haven’t been or are considering going somewhere new this should be your number one choice.

Date: 21 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We decided to go out to a club last night, it was a slight spur of the moment thing and because we knew our good friend Flick was also going we decided to give the VA a visit. Well what a surprise and revelation that was, what a great place. Friendly does not cover the attitude of the guests and staff. This was our first visit here and we felt by the end of the evening we felt like we were amongst old friends. Other guests were chatty and welcoming, the staff gave the evening a great buzz. When we finally left we were still bouncing and on a high created by having such a great time. What a clean, tidy and well presented club. The play areas were very clean and smart, the towels felt very fresh and were lovely and white. The hot tub was fantastic and again we had no worries about the potential for anything unpleasant as every time we visited it everyone was being respectful of other users. This club is one of the most stylish we have visited, and has to be the stand out club in this area. With this in mind we were pleasantly surprised at the reasonable charges for both entry and drinks, for a club that looks sumptuous the prices are very reasonable (and the choice of drink is great). In conclusion for a first time visit we were blown away, everything was better than we expected. There is no stopping us now, we have found our nirVAna. Date: 21 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We decided to go out to a club last night, it was a slight spur of the moment thing and because we knew our good friend Flick was also going we decided to give the VA a visit. Well what a surprise and revelation that was, what a great place. Friendly does not cover the attitude of the guests and staff. This was our first visit here and we felt by the end of the evening we felt like we were amongst old friends. Other guests were chatty and welcoming, the staff gave the evening a great buzz. When we finally left we were still bouncing and on a high created by having such a great time. What a clean, tidy and well presented club. The play areas were very clean and smart, the towels felt very fresh and were lovely and white. The hot tub was fantastic and again we had no worries about the potential for anything unpleasant as every time we visited it everyone was being respectful of other users. This club is one of the most stylish we have visited, and has to be the stand out club in this area. With this in mind we were pleasantly surprised at the reasonable charges for both entry and drinks, for a club that looks sumptuous the prices are very reasonable (and the choice of drink is great). In conclusion for a first time visit we were blown away, everything was better than we expected. There is no stopping us now, we have found our nirVAna.

Date: 21 October 2012

Rating: Fun
	Va was our first club last night. The staff and owners were really friendly and put us right at ease. The facilities are lovely, really clean and beautifully kept. We had lots of fun and our First full swap, which was great fun. We will definitely be going again! X Date: 21 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Well this was my 1st club visit and all I can say is Fanbloodytastic. Venue is awesome with great play areas and a hotpool. Staff are friendly, supportive, reassuring and look after you well. It was a quiet night through road works but a good mix of singles and couples. I will definately return 10/10 Date: 20 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended last night (14/10/12) with a female friend and this place is nothing short of awesome! Clean, classy, tasteful, beautifully laid out with excellent facilities and an upmarket decor. The play areas are very very nice with a large fun hot tub! The bar is well stocked with great, polite and welcoming staff attending to all your needs and wants! It has very easily become my favourite club and would love to play there one Saturday night when there would be a few more people (very good amount there for a Sunday though whom were all very polite and friendly!) Try this place out for sure! I have no doubt that I will be back again soon! Date: 15 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Attended last night (14/10/12) with a female friend and this place is nothing short of awesome! Clean, classy, tasteful, beautifully laid out with excellent facilities and an upmarket decor. The play areas are very very nice with a large fun hot tub! The bar is well stocked with great, polite and welcoming staff attending to all your needs and wants! It has very easily become my favourite club and would love to play there one Saturday night when there would be a few more people (very good amount there for a Sunday though whom were all very polite and friendly!)

Try this place out for sure! I have no doubt that I will be back again soon!

Date: 15 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to the VA on Friday and Saturday nights and LOVED IT! the hosts were lovely and friendly- oh and she had legs to die for! the club was very clean and nice looking, and the pool was great. all of the beds were nice and comfy. There was a great mix of people of all ages. Also on the Friday night, unlike some other clubs there was not a huge abundance of single men following you around like lost horny puppies. We really enjoyed ourselves and will be back soon! Date: 15 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We went to the VA on Friday and Saturday nights and LOVED IT!

the hosts were lovely and friendly- oh and she had legs to die for!

the club was very clean and nice looking, and the pool was great. all of the beds were nice and comfy. There was a great mix of people of all ages. Also on the Friday night, unlike some other clubs there was not a huge abundance of single men following you around like lost horny puppies.

We really enjoyed ourselves and will be back soon!

Date: 15 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Spent a very relaxing Sunday afternoon and evening in the presence of some wonderful people, especially Flick ;) From reception, passed the bar and through to the hot tub, everything is designed for a relaxed time. Staff make you welcome from the moment you arrive till you leave many hours later. Will certainly be making a return visit. Date: 15 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	we made our 1st visit last nite after hearing so many good reviews on it so booked a room bargain at 45.00 and drove up to va when arrived and entered hotel met by gr8 host shown to room and was so amazed at such a gr8 room, then went and partyed and the only word is wow !!!!its soooo clean,cosy,erotic,relaxing,friendly and the best club we have ever been to and cant wait to return x Date: 14 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous

we made our 1st visit last nite after hearing so many good reviews on it so booked a room bargain at 45.00 and drove up to va when arrived and entered hotel met by gr8 host shown to room and was so amazed at such a gr8 room, then went and partyed and the only word is wow !!!!its soooo clean,cosy,erotic,relaxing,friendly and the best club we have ever been to and cant wait to return x

Date: 14 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA with the FB on Friday for the first time - Jules and her husband couldn't have been more accommodating. The venue is immaculately fitted out with a definite emphasis on comfort and quality - we took a room in the hotel and couldn't have been happier. Met some lovely couples and look forward to a return soon. Date: 8 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I worked and played there as captain Jack Sparrow on there pirates and Wenches night. Its a beautiful club ran by a Great couple and friendly staff. It was an amazing night with some amazing people. I really hope I get to go again as I loved it there. Highly recommended Date: 7 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to the pirates and wenches night and boy what a naughty night it was..as always the staff were on the ball and everyone was having a great time...all the play areas were full and in the thick of it all..I had a blast...hottub lovely and warm and certainly full of naughty sexy people....oh and whoever was dressed as captain jack....wink wink..lol...can't wait for the next time...great fun... Date: 30 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Went to the pirates and wenches night and boy what a naughty night it was..as always the staff were on the ball and everyone was having a great time...all the play areas were full and in the thick of it all..I had a blast...hottub lovely and warm and certainly full of naughty sexy people....oh and whoever was dressed as captain jack....wink wink..lol...can't wait for the next time...great fun...

Date: 30 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	We have attended The Vanilla Alternative now for more than a few months now. This is realy the only club for us now. Wether you only go for the social side or the playing side or indeed both it is a great club for all occasions. The people are friendly and sociable, if you go there for the first time you will get shown around unlike fun4two. the decor is great, the playrooms are brilliant as well as the jacuzzi which is massive. Towels and lockers are there in abundance. The Buffet is recommended especially when you need to replace the energy that you have used during the night. Hotel rooms are clean and very useful if you don't realy want to go home at 4 in the morning. The thing that realy makes the club for us are the staff. Friendly funny and nothing is ever to much bother. We held a birthday party there and it realy was a magical night. The effort the club put into it was outstanding. If you ever visit only one club to try, this in our opinion should be the club. No matter what sexual orintation you are you are not judged. Fantastic jobs guys well done. Date: 20 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous

We have attended The Vanilla Alternative now for more than a few months now. This is realy the only club for us now. Wether you only go for the social side or the playing side or indeed both it is a great club for all occasions.

The people are friendly and sociable, if you go there for the first time you will get shown around unlike fun4two. the decor is great, the playrooms are brilliant as well as the jacuzzi which is massive. Towels and lockers are there in abundance. The Buffet is recommended especially when you need to replace the energy that you have used during the night.

Hotel rooms are clean and very useful if you don't realy want to go home at 4 in the morning.

The thing that realy makes the club for us are the staff. Friendly funny and nothing is ever to much bother.

We held a birthday party there and it realy was a magical night. The effort the club put into it was outstanding.

If you ever visit only one club to try, this in our opinion should be the club. No matter what sexual orintation you are you are not judged.

Fantastic jobs guys well done.

Date: 20 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	As fairly regular attenders at VA for over a year, we thought it about time we put a review in...so here goes: WE LOVE THIS CLUB....!! Why? Wonderful hosts who make you feel very welcome, its clean, its friendly, Lovely jacuzzi, towels provided, buffet if peckish, a variety of beds and rooms and lots of really sexy people to meet. We stayed for the 1st time last night and had a lovely room with great ensuite. Bed was soooo comfy. So in short we can't recommend the club enough, and haven't found a better one yet. Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous

As fairly regular attenders at VA for over a year, we thought it about time we put a review in...so here goes:

WE LOVE THIS CLUB....!!

Why?

Wonderful hosts who make you feel very welcome, its clean, its friendly, Lovely jacuzzi, towels provided, buffet if peckish, a variety of beds and rooms and lots of really sexy people to meet.

We stayed for the 1st time last night and had a lovely room with great ensuite. Bed was soooo comfy.

So in short we can't recommend the club enough, and haven't found a better one yet.

Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to this club for the first time 5 weeks ago. We were new to swinging and very nevous but the owners showed us round and explained how things work. This put us at ease and we had a great night. Since then ve've seen and spoken to other new visitors to the club and yes theve all been so well looked after. It's so clean, well run and all the funishings are of high quality and very comfortable. We have been every Saturday now and last night we hit a new mile stone. Lexy had her first girl on girl experiance and loved it, as did I. The night didn't stop at that, lets just say at 4:30am the mind was willing but the body couldn't take any more. So fantastic club. Sex has never been so good. Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous

Went to this club for the first time 5 weeks ago. We were new to swinging and very nevous but the owners showed us round and explained how things work. This put us at ease and we had a great night.

Since then ve've seen and spoken to other new visitors to the club and yes theve all been so well looked after.

It's so clean, well run and all the funishings are of high quality and very comfortable.

We have been every Saturday now and last night we hit a new mile stone. Lexy had her first girl on girl experiance and loved it, as did I.

The night didn't stop at that, lets just say at 4:30am the mind was willing but the body couldn't take any more.

So fantastic club.

Sex has never been so good.

Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	I've been to this club a few times mostly as a single male but also as a couple and I really cannot find fault with the venue. Always very clean, classy surroundings with a nice relaxed atmosphere. Even on Fri nights which is for couples and singles I have never noticed troops of single men following couples or single fems around or making a nuisance of themselves. Sure you get the watchers and voyeurs but what do you expect at an open style club. If you want privacy there are a few areas that can be curtained off. Love the super large hot tub, it's a great place to relax, chat and make friends. Have stayed over in the hotel, and whilst the rooms are simple, they are very clean with tea/coffee facilities and cheap. One of the best clubs I have been to in the UK and ive been to a few lol Will be returning there many times in the future. Date: 12 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous

I've been to this club a few times mostly as a single male but also as a couple and I really cannot find fault with the venue. Always very clean, classy surroundings with a nice relaxed atmosphere. Even on Fri nights which is for couples and singles I have never noticed troops of single men following couples or single fems around or making a nuisance of themselves. Sure you get the watchers and voyeurs but what do you expect at an open style club. If you want privacy there are a few areas that can be curtained off.

Love the super large hot tub, it's a great place to relax, chat and make friends.

Have stayed over in the hotel, and whilst the rooms are simple, they are very clean with tea/coffee facilities and cheap.

One of the best clubs I have been to in the UK and ive been to a few lol

Will be returning there many times in the future.

Date: 12 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Yet another sexy fun night @ VA. Best club by far, great staff, great surroundings and GREAT FUN!! See you there again soon. Kisses xx ps as for the comments below. We are once a month regulars to the club for a year now and go on Sat couples only nights and have never seen single guys there, if thats your thing go on fridays Date: 10 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	Hi All. Visited VA on the 31/8 /2012 If you havent been....GO Lovely club,very friendly staff and a very special hello to Jules and Phobe for a fab evening,lovely to meet you both. Ive found a new playground and the beds are nice and comfy as well :-) Untill next time xxxxxxxx Date: 5 September 2012

Rating: OK
	With regards to the comment below .. "Too many men" ... We partially agree if there are just too many men in the club... But how many is too many ?? ... Any club needs extra men to fill in the night & it is, a fine balance ?.. We find clubs that only let couples in on 'couples only nights' are generally a bit quite & the nights always seam to be a bit more reserved ? ... Versa when single men are allowed. For us; The single men always keep things spiced up and steamy in between our great couples fun! :) .. Mangement definately need to try to create the balance, we're not quite sure how that would work in practice ? Good luck !! LOL !! .. Anyway, Keep up the great work & great club , you can't please everyone 100% of the time ? LOL !! xx Date: 2 September 2012

Rating: OK

With regards to the comment below .. "Too many men" ... We partially agree if there are just too many men in the club... But how many is too many ?? ... Any club needs extra men to fill in the night & it is, a fine balance ?.. We find clubs that only let couples in on 'couples only nights' are generally a bit quite & the nights always seam to be a bit more reserved ? ... Versa when single men are allowed. For us; The single men always keep things spiced up and steamy in between our great couples fun! :) .. Mangement definately need to try to create the balance, we're not quite sure how that would work in practice ? Good luck !! LOL !! .. Anyway, Keep up the great work & great club , you can't please everyone 100% of the time ? LOL !! xx

Date: 2 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
	So the 31st August I attended VA, for BiNO, I couldn't think of a better place to spend my birthday! There was a great crowd in, a real mix of very sexy people. The music was great, the staff were terrific and a real party atmosphere. I had a ball! The management work so hard to make this club a safe, clean, friendly and fun club. They do a great job! Date: 1 September 2012

Rating: OK
	We visited TVA on the 18th Aug. Although the club was pleasant and clean with friendly people it wasn't for us. The good points Clean Friendly Good music Good Bar Not so good points: No lockable play rooms Hot tub full of single men Showers had no hot water and in main play room. Overall TVA is an OK club for us but many people find it wonderful and it works for them. We don't like the fact that on couple only nights there are still single males allowed in, We know this happens as we chat to many single guys who go. They say a few select males will be attending, Who decides and how many is a few? Everyone at TVA was friendly but we did feel a little awkward having to avoid a "Few" single males,We would move they would appear, We go into the hot tub they would sit next to us, Even seemed to be in the toilet when we came out of the cubical. I'm sure this club works for most but sadly not for us. Happy Swinging all Date: 27 August 2012

Rating: OK

We visited TVA on the 18th Aug.

Although the club was pleasant and clean with friendly people it wasn't for us.

The good points

Clean

Friendly

Good music

Good Bar

Not so good points:

No lockable play rooms

Hot tub full of single men

Showers had no hot water and in main play room.

Overall TVA is an OK club for us but many people find it wonderful and it works for them.

We don't like the fact that on couple only nights there are still single males allowed in, We know this happens as we chat to many single guys who go.

They say a few select males will be attending, Who decides and how many is a few?

Everyone at TVA was friendly but we did feel a little awkward having to avoid a "Few" single males,We would move they would appear, We go into the hot tub they would sit next to us, Even seemed to be in the toilet when we came out of the cubical.

I'm sure this club works for most but sadly not for us.

Happy Swinging all

Date: 27 August 2012

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