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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
Spent a very relaxing Sunday afternoon and evening in the presence of some wonderful people, especially Flick ;)

From reception, passed the bar and through to the hot tub, everything is designed for a relaxed time. Staff make you welcome from the moment you arrive till you leave many hours later. Will certainly be making a return visit.


Date: 15 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
we made our 1st visit last nite after hearing so many good reviews on it so booked a room bargain at 45.00 and drove up to va when arrived and entered hotel met by gr8 host shown to room and was so amazed at such a gr8 room, then went and partyed and the only word is wow !!!!its soooo clean,cosy,erotic,relaxing,friendly and the best club we have ever been to and cant wait to return x

Date: 14 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Attended VA with the FB on Friday for the first time - Jules and her husband couldn't have been more accommodating.

The venue is immaculately fitted out with a definite emphasis on comfort and quality - we took a room in the hotel and couldn't have been happier.

Met some lovely couples and look forward to a return soon.



Date: 8 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
I worked and played there as captain Jack Sparrow on there pirates and Wenches night.

Its a beautiful club ran by a Great couple and friendly staff. It was an amazing night with some amazing people. I really hope I get to go again as I loved it there.

Highly recommended


Date: 7 October 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Went to the pirates and wenches night and boy what a naughty night it was..as always the staff were on the ball and everyone was having a great time...all the play areas were full and in the thick of it all..I had a blast...hottub lovely and warm and certainly full of naughty sexy people....oh and whoever was dressed as captain jack....wink wink..lol...can't wait for the next time...great fun...

Date: 30 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
We have attended The Vanilla Alternative now for more than a few months now. This is realy the only club for us now. Wether you only go for the social side or the playing side or indeed both it is a great club for all occasions.

The people are friendly and sociable, if you go there for the first time you will get shown around unlike fun4two. the decor is great, the playrooms are brilliant as well as the jacuzzi which is massive. Towels and lockers are there in abundance. The Buffet is recommended especially when you need to replace the energy that you have used during the night.

Hotel rooms are clean and very useful if you don't realy want to go home at 4 in the morning.

The thing that realy makes the club for us are the staff. Friendly funny and nothing is ever to much bother.

We held a birthday party there and it realy was a magical night. The effort the club put into it was outstanding.

If you ever visit only one club to try, this in our opinion should be the club. No matter what sexual orintation you are you are not judged.

Fantastic jobs guys well done.


Date: 20 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
As fairly regular attenders at VA for over a year, we thought it about time we put a review in...so here goes:

WE LOVE THIS CLUB....!!

Why?

Wonderful hosts who make you feel very welcome, its clean, its friendly, Lovely jacuzzi, towels provided, buffet if peckish, a variety of beds and rooms and lots of really sexy people to meet.

We stayed for the 1st time last night and had a lovely room with great ensuite. Bed was soooo comfy.

So in short we can't recommend the club enough, and haven't found a better one yet.


Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Went to this club for the first time 5 weeks ago. We were new to swinging and very nevous but the owners showed us round and explained how things work. This put us at ease and we had a great night.

Since then ve've seen and spoken to other new visitors to the club and yes theve all been so well looked after.

It's so clean, well run and all the funishings are of high quality and very comfortable.

We have been every Saturday now and last night we hit a new mile stone. Lexy had her first girl on girl experiance and loved it, as did I.

The night didn't stop at that, lets just say at 4:30am the mind was willing but the body couldn't take any more.

So fantastic club.

Sex has never been so good.


Date: 16 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
I've been to this club a few times mostly as a single male but also as a couple and I really cannot find fault with the venue. Always very clean, classy surroundings with a nice relaxed atmosphere. Even on Fri nights which is for couples and singles I have never noticed troops of single men following couples or single fems around or making a nuisance of themselves. Sure you get the watchers and voyeurs but what do you expect at an open style club. If you want privacy there are a few areas that can be curtained off.

Love the super large hot tub, it's a great place to relax, chat and make friends.

Have stayed over in the hotel, and whilst the rooms are simple, they are very clean with tea/coffee facilities and cheap.

One of the best clubs I have been to in the UK and ive been to a few lol

Will be returning there many times in the future.


Date: 12 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Yet another sexy fun night @ VA. Best club by far, great staff, great surroundings and GREAT FUN!! See you there again soon. Kisses xx

ps as for the comments below. We are once a month regulars to the club for a year now and go on Sat couples only nights and have never seen single guys there, if thats your thing go on fridays


Date: 10 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Hi All.

Visited VA on the 31/8 /2012

If you havent been....GO

Lovely club,very friendly staff and a very special hello to Jules and Phobe for a fab evening,lovely to meet you both.

Ive found a new playground and the beds are nice and comfy as well :-)

Untill next time xxxxxxxx


Date: 5 September 2012

Rating: OK
With regards to the comment below .. "Too many men" ... We partially agree if there are just too many men in the club... But how many is too many ?? ... Any club needs extra men to fill in the night & it is, a fine balance ?.. We find clubs that only let couples in on 'couples only nights' are generally a bit quite & the nights always seam to be a bit more reserved ? ... Versa when single men are allowed. For us; The single men always keep things spiced up and steamy in between our great couples fun! :) .. Mangement definately need to try to create the balance, we're not quite sure how that would work in practice ? Good luck !! LOL !! .. Anyway, Keep up the great work & great club , you can't please everyone 100% of the time ? LOL !! xx



Date: 2 September 2012

Rating: Fabulous
So the 31st August I attended VA, for BiNO, I couldn't think of a better place to spend my birthday! There was a great crowd in, a real mix of very sexy people. The music was great, the staff were terrific and a real party atmosphere.

I had a ball!

The management work so hard to make this club a safe, clean, friendly and fun club. They do a great job!


Date: 1 September 2012

Rating: OK
We visited TVA on the 18th Aug.

Although the club was pleasant and clean with friendly people it wasn't for us.

The good points

Clean

Friendly

Good music

Good Bar

Not so good points:

No lockable play rooms

Hot tub full of single men

Showers had no hot water and in main play room.

Overall TVA is an OK club for us but many people find it wonderful and it works for them.

We don't like the fact that on couple only nights there are still single males allowed in, We know this happens as we chat to many single guys who go.

They say a few select males will be attending, Who decides and how many is a few?

Everyone at TVA was friendly but we did feel a little awkward having to avoid a "Few" single males,We would move they would appear, We go into the hot tub they would sit next to us, Even seemed to be in the toilet when we came out of the cubical.

I'm sure this club works for most but sadly not for us.

Happy Swinging all



Date: 27 August 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Return visit for us after a couple of months, Slightly quieter night due to the success of there camp/outdoor activity weekend but still a fantastic mix of visitors.

We prebooked our room 6 weeks ago and got the one we asked for, Greeted at the door like old friends and taken to our room, Lovely huge clean bath towels, double ended bath, copious hot water and bathroom toileteries.

Jacuzzi seemed to be the place to be as it quickly filled but there was always space,The play areas are spotlessly clean as is the whole club.

One thing i like is the way the hosts are always walking round chatting to members/visitors love the personal touch.

Looking forward to our next visit.


Date: 26 August 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Went back on Sunday for my fifth visit and over the moon I did....loved the chilled out atmosphere from the last day of their festival of fun...lazed in the hottub and had great laugh with members and staff...excellent day thanks guys will be back real soon....

Date: 20 August 2012

Rating: Fabulous
It was our first visit to the VA this weekend and we can't praise the staff highly enough, they made us feel so welcome and relaxed. We were taken on a tour when we arrived and were immediately impressed by the layout of the venue, its an extremely beautiful and sexy club, the playrooms are amazing and the jacuzzi is divine, we sampled both and can only say WOW !. We loved the dancefloor and the music was fantastic, there is a quieter room at the back of the main bar area which is cosy and perfect for a chat. The place is immaculate and the staff are constantly walking around and checking everything is clean and tidy.

We found everyone extremely friendly and the vibe is sexy, fun and erotic.

Would highly recommend this club to anyone both newbies and experienced swingers. We really can't wait to go back and are already planning our next visit !

Thank You VA for creating such an amazing club and for making us feel so welcome.



Date: 19 August 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Terrific. We had a super first night at VA. The venue itself is immaculately presented. We were shown round by Colin who put us immediately at ease. He (rightfully) has a great deal of pride in what they have built. More so than any of the clubs we've visited in the UK today, the place oozes quality. It's been done up very tastefully. The play areas are vast. The hot tub is a fantastic feature. It's terrific.

We stayed in the hotel. The hotel offers good value for money. The towels and bedding were immaculately clean which is the most important thing, but the rooms themselves aren't quite up to the standard of the rest of the club itself. It's a nice option to have and can save a late night drive home.

We will be back! xx


Date: 12 August 2012

Rating: Fabulous
OMG This place has changed our lives, few weeks ago we decided to take the plunge into this hobby and went to VA can not fault it its very clean and the staff work hard through out the night keeping everything tidy and in order. Its very tastefully decorated with plenty of relaxed and play areas and the hot tub is cleaner and nicer then any we've known from any hotel or spa. Its attracts a very nice crowd and the bacon sandwiches best i've ever known and i've had enough bacon sandwiches to judge this amazing work guys see you all sunday xxx

Date: 3 August 2012

Rating: Fabulous
we attended VA on a saturday night and we can only give top marks for a great venue. From parking up the entrance was clear to see and as we waited to be signed in had a good bit of banter with others waiting and that just set us up for a great night. The owners and staff were all smartly dressed and oozed sex appeal as well as being comfortable and aproachable with any questions. The bar area is vast and very comfortable. The Hot Tub well what else can we say other than WOW we want one that size. Was huge and well planned out area. Everyone we spoke to was friendly and we were amazed how there was no cliqueness at all. We will be going back for sure, feels petty to say anything about the place was poor as so much thought and design work has gone into the place to make it such a pleasing and comfortable atmospehere for all to enjoy. All i would say folks is maybe some grip pads along the side of the hot tub as the women kept floating away lol. Overall we cant fault or complain on a great venue and a great night of fun. Thanks guys and we,ll be seeing you soon xxxxxx

Date: 23 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
The prices hadn't changed when we visited recently, so as far as we are aware they are the same. (Or lower as one of the operators pointed out)

Date: 23 July 2012

Rating: Fun
re prices, unsure what prices you are looking at but our members prices have gone down on a friday and sunday and remained the same on a saturday !!

As for age group,that really depends on what night/event you attend,its different most weeks


Date: 19 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
we agree with the other comment

a very well run and great club

extramly clean and very well organized

we will be back soon


Date: 17 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
VA is a very well run and thought out club.

The staff, hosts and owners are all really lovely people, willing to help where they can (including joining in the fun if the night allows - we've seen it happen). The guests are all lovely, friendly and welcoming.

A very nice club with a great feel and lovely décor - no mdf or dodgy industrial location here! Huge hot tub, separate and adjoining bed spaces - and a few curtained off private areas for the more shy amongst us all. Dance floor, snug areas to boot for a civilised chat away from the music, and a lot more too.

For us, this is the club to go to facilities wise, however it does attract an older club goer those of around 40's plus. Most likely due to it's rural location, away from large towns and cities and it's higher prices on entrance and at the bar.

If you are of a older age like 40's plus and are the type to enjoy a discerning night of pleasure with like minded and like aged guests then VA should probably be your first choice. Think it got 2nd place in the UK with a recent "sex in the cities" book review too, we can see why!

If you are of a 20/30's age group (like us) and looking for the same then it may not be your type of club as younger guests are very few between - shame really, well for us anyway! So if you like the club or are interested in the club then it would probably be best to take a group - oh, and please send an invite our way too, cheers! lol.


Date: 1 July 2012

Rating: Fabulous
We went to VA a couple of weeks ago and had a really enjoyable night. The club is very luxurious and has a quality feel to it. The owners were very friendly and gave us a very in depth tour of the club. We stayed in the VA hotel as well and found that it was very comfortable and good value for money. Both the club and the hotel were extremely clean and well kept. We would highly recommend this club to anyone and look forward to going again when we are in the area.

Date: 10 June 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Absolutley fabulous club, facilities are excellent and the staff are friendly and very helpful. It has a very relaxed atmosphere and everyone was friendly and enjoying themselves. We will definatley be going back there soon.

Date: 4 June 2012

Rating: Fun
This is our third visit to the club since it opened, but it’s been sometime since our last visit (early 2011) The club is about an hours drive out of the North London suburbs, getting there by public transport is not recommended and there is plenty of on site and well secured parking. As with the previous visits, we have always gone on a Couples Only Night. We had organised something of a ‘Treasure hunt’ with the club that night, so our apologies to anyone who were playing while people were sneaking past looking for clues under pillows and such. We did leave them in such obvious places we thought they would all be found well before the normal playing emmigration hour.

If you want a detailed description of the layout of the club please scroll down to the previous review near the bottom of this forum. In brief the club is in a converted pub / hotel on the A1 and the owners have done a fantastic job of converting the place. The facilities and staff are all great and it’s clear that Jules is the anchor of the place. The DJ did a good job but even though the dance floor has been moved, (big improvement) people still didn’t get up to dance (Male pole dancer demonstration aside) This was odd because every girl and some of the guys that we spoke to, and we spoke to lots, all wanted to get up and have a boogie and they liked the music, so the question is why didn’t they? We think the DJ though great, as stated by one of the regulars, needs to take control of the crowd a little bit more, interact and get them going. One of the issues with the venue is how ever you lay it out, you really do have to fit in with the floor plan of the building and it’s not too likely to fit in with you. So we can fully appreciate the owners have their work cut out with getting every space here to fully work for them. Although the old dance floor area is a great space that is waiting for alternate use and does provide a great area for visiting groups/private hires we would certainly like to see it some how ingratiate its presence more on a weekly basis. Certainly foam parties on a hot summers day (if we get any more) would work really well here. Having read over the criticisms that were mentioned elsewhere below, we cannot agree with comments about lack of towels or dirty toilets. The toilets have always been spotless here, and there is never a shortage of towels around. Certainly the club is not faultless. The hot shower near the vast Jacuzzi wasn’t working. Its aware that with the current layout some areas of the club are more redundant than they should be. Some additional toiletries in the hotel bedrooms would be most welcome, but the bedrooms are clean, the beds comfortable and the shower hot (both when we arrived and when we got up) are the most important things on our list but we were aware that if someone has an impromptu orgy in the room next door until 5am while doing their best to win the Oscar for biggest screaming and most often repeated female orgasm, then you will hear it!! (Hazard of staying over at any swingers venue really) Be aware that not all the rooms are the same, and vary in size. The club is very friendly and we do not feel its cliquey at all, the staff are always on hand to help out without being intrusive even if they do occasionally look like they are undercover for a Presidential motorcade. We have heard comments of people saying the clientele were more on the older side when we have been out elsewhere and as with any club, on some nights that might be true, not so last Saturday. An extremely youthful looking crowd were in attendance, we don’t mean to suggest that there weren’t people of all ages, there were, but they certainly looked great. There was as much socialising as there was playing and the new couples that we spoke to said for their first club experience they felt very comfortable there. Though there is still work to do at VA, this is a great club, and there’s probably only ten clubs in the UK of a similar standard. If you’re going to book a room when you visit, booking ahead is advised it’s often booked up two to three weeks ahead, but always double check last minute for cancellations. If not there’s no shortage of hotels in the area.



Date: 4 June 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Read the review left by cheekygirl. Anyone who has ever been to the clubs named by her would know she's on an agenda! Yes, nowhere's perfect and all can pick issues with every club, but VA is the classiest club in the uk right now!! All the issues she desribed, every club has them from time to time. So, please ingore her stupid agenda driven comments and see for yourself as you'll be amazed at how good it really is!!

Date: 3 June 2012

Rating: Fun
This was our first visit to a club and we think we picked well.The club is very clean,lots of sexy play areas,hottub was amazing!! Staff were very friendly and helpful.Met some lovely people and would definately recommend with club.DD XXXX

Date: 3 June 2012

Rating: Fun
Spent a fun filled evening in the hot tub at VA last night. Made to feel welcome, club is visually stunning.

Date: 27 May 2012

Rating: Fabulous
Just been reading threw the reviews and came across the one on the 15th of April, and have to say they must have gone to the wrong club. VA is the cleanest club I have gone too, staff are help full, and a good laugh,

By reading the reviews on VA which are all true, the person writing the review on the 15th need to get there facts right.... Love VA be back soon


Date: 16 May 2012

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