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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
What an amazing weekend at the festival of fun.....all those naughty campers and revellers....tush the band were AMAZING....the mud pit was a huge hit....n foam party...what can u say when u see everyone with white stuff all over em...haha....excellent time and fun had by all....thanks again scott and jules xx

Date: 19 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
We had an amazing time at the festival of fun, this is our fav club by far, there was lots of gorgeous couples, the band was great and the foam party was ace, the catering company was a good idea, I enjoyed my fry up thanks xxx only bad point I have to say is that the toilets were out of bounds over night until around 9am both mornings, not very glamourous for us ladys having to go in the bushes!!!

Can't wait until our next visit to va xxx


Date: 19 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
What a weekend! Mud pits, foam party, a live band, swingers everywhere doing what we do best, its what dreams are made of!

We can't thank the staff enough for putting together such an awesome weekend! VA is definitely one of our favourite clubs now!!


Date: 18 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Have been there many times but the weekend sex festival has to be the pinacle of entertainment, amusement, laugh out loud fun, naughtiness and outrageousness - well worth the entrance fee and who cares if it wasn't sunny ! You couldnt ask for anything more from this club and the wonderful host and hostess - try the V festival next time ? xx

Date: 18 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Spent the weekend camping at the Festival of Fun and OMG what an amazing time we had ! The event was extremely well organised and are what fantasies are made of ! never had so much fun as cavorting in the foam listening to a fantastic band and to top it off wresting in the mud pit ! the staff are excellent, facilities are superb and they work very hard to keep the venue immaculate. Such a sexy, sophisticated and sensual club. Superb event, thank you so much for a wonderful weekend.

Date: 18 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
We had a brilliant time on day 2 of the Festival of Fun. Amazing value for money, over 12 hours of fun, inflatables, foam and even a brilliant live band adding to the festival atmosphere. You can camp for the whole weekend for FREE. We will definitely be doing that next year! The clientele were friendly and attractive and we had lots of sexy fun with a great couple we met. We have now become members as we love this terrific, classy club so much. Suggestion for next year: a large bouncy castle (a few people we spoke to agreed that would be awesome fun)

Date: 18 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
We've been to this fantastic club many times now , but only stayed in their hotel for the first time on sat !! It was a lovely room with lots of activity all night long , which matches perfectly how the club is !!

We really cant speak highly enough of the venue , the staff , the facilities or the atmosphere !!

:-):-):-)


Date: 13 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Had my first visit to this club Friday evening and had a great night. Extremely clean and very well done out club with a good bunch of friendly people there. Was made to feel very welcome straight away. A decent mix of people there too which was nice. Had some great chats with lovely people and a bit of sexy time with a hot couple too! Very much enjoyed the huge hot tub as well :) Definitely recommend a visit. Nathan.

Date: 4 August 2013

Rating: Fun
Finally got the chance to attend this wonderful club for the whole weekend and we're glad we did. The club is nicely laid out with plenty of space to play. The hot tub was a joy to be in and we didn't want to get out of it. The single guys we spoke to were very respectful and polite so no worries there. The hosts (shavenbabe01) made us feel welcome and we enjoyed their company during the night. We'd definitely recommend this club to anyone else hoping to unwind with fun and friendly people. MissD Silk x

Date: 4 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Went to VA last night and it was amazing we felt so comfortable and relaxed everyone so friendly loads of space and plenty of places to play chill or chat and there's always the giant sized hot tub as well. Can't wait to go again

Date: 3 August 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Made our first visit on the 28/07/2013 and had a great time! It's a lovely venue with a wicked atmosphere where you can't help but feel comfortable. Will definitly be going again very soon where we hope to chat, meet and play with more people!

Date: 28 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Well what can we say ,it was the 2nd long weekend we have spent here and wow .Met so many lovely people of all age groups .We enjoyed all the social chats and the fun was hot,hot,hot .As for the fantastic water feature mmmm so many sexy bodies .Thanks to all the lovely people and the wonderful Flick for making it a fantastic weekend .

Date: 22 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
We made our first visit on June 28th. We stayed over in a shared facility room which we found clean and tidy. We went into the club at 9ish and were shown round by Flick, a relaxing and bubbly person, then to the bar where drinks are reasonably priced. We were soon in the massive jaccussi where the fun soon began, the night just got better and we made good use of the numerous play areas with some realy great people. We are back again 26th July and 2nd and 3rd August which proves this club has the perfect atmosephere for a fabulous night of fun.Well done Jules and the staff.K & J

Date: 22 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Had our first visit to the VA last Friday. Easy to find and lots of parking in the private carpark. Inside the club was well laid out with lots of different areas to play, a lovely quiet lounge to sit and get to know people, and a lovely big swim spa which did not leave our eyes stinging of chlorine.

Good turnout of people and friendly helpful staff in the large reception area and behind the bar.

Will be back.


Date: 22 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Just had very hot n horny weekend at VA. Spent Fri and Sat night meeting sum nice sexy people in a very relaxing and friendly environment, had sum nice sexy naughtiness in the hot tub which is super big (lost my gold earring in it) and lots of tasty fun on the bed too.

Thanks to everyone we tasted ...mmmm!!!

We became members so will definitely be revisiting for seconds.

Kev an Debz xxx


Date: 21 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
We visited this lovely club last night and had a great time. Lovely people and a great location. We went and enjoyed all the facilities very clean fun and friendly and thanks to all who commented on my new corset. Well worth a visit we will be back for more x

Date: 21 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Great club great atmosphere great people! For club virgins they definitely showed us the way forward x definitely going back!!!

Date: 21 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Spent two nights at VA it's a very well maintained environment with extremely helpful staff. The play areas range from open plan to private curtained. A great mix people were there all of whom we're extremely friendly and respectful.

Definitely go again.

WARNING: for goodness sake don't take glass bottles into the hot tub area!!!! Hahahahaha I found out the hard way lol.


Date: 21 July 2013

Rating: OK
First time at v a last night and well passed my expectations really varied group of people , great facilities , great bar . Had an amazing time in the juczzi with a couple and then an amazing foursome on the beds with a very nice couple , would def go again

Date: 21 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Broke our club cherry last night at VA and we had a great time.

Good selection of people of all ages, inclusive with everyone friendly, good modern well lit interior, less than pub bar prices, spacious and very clean.

Would definately go again.


Date: 21 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Another great night at the va. Met alot of new people and made some new friends. We hope you all had a fabulous night and look forward to seeing you all again soon.

Ted and Lexy x x


Date: 20 July 2013

Rating: Fun
We had a great weekend .....and hot in more ways than one. Great for a newbie couple starting out on this exciting journey. No pressure to play and we met some genuine people that were happy just to socialize. We had a small room with shared bathroom which was a little cramped, basic but adequate and cheap .Book early to ensure you manage to get one with a bathroom. We found the drinks cheaper than our local pub. A good experience and great fun. We would definitely go again.x

Date: 15 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
I can't find a fault with VA. Its a great place for meeting genuine nice people for fun as I found on the Friday night. I arrived a bit later than planned thanks to A14 being shut. I had such a great time meeting my friends and newbies thanks to the offer that's on that got lots of horny attractive couples out to play. Can't wait to go again. Fantastic venue, staff and facilities.

Date: 15 July 2013

Rating: Fun
Without the risk of upsetting anyone from the Club Wars society.

We had a great time at VA's last night,

If we decide to go elsewhere at any point we are sure we will love it there too... Can we all get on now please :)

NAH NAH NAH NANA...PLUS BIG RASPBERRIES

Yes even our local pub charges us to have a drink..How strange..lol.


Date: 13 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Fantastic club, very nice and welcoming. We have been twice. Love the idea of a hotel on site, love the rooms with shared showers. If you visit you will not be disappointed . We may see you down there xxxx

Date: 11 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
Hi all, I've been to the the Vanilla Alternative many times as a couple and single lady and love it every time.

I find it social, safe and welcoming and I don't always play but I have never felt any pressure.

It is always clean and plush a the staff attend to every last detail, to the point that they even know that I drink and it is there at a nod.

I know there is a little friction between clubs at the moment but I have never heard a word said about any other club while I am there by anyone connected to the the Vanilla Alternative, and I am there alot.

Anyway come try it and see how at ease you will feel.. I find event nights the most fun but enjoy all the time I spend there.

I was nervous at first but that quickly disappeared when I felt how easy going and welcoming it is there.

I haven't yet met anyone who hasn't enjoyed the thrills of the the Vanilla Alternative!

See you there x


Date: 9 July 2013

Rating: Fabulous
After an awful visit to another club we were hoping that the VA would be as good as it looked when we visited on Saturday the 29th June. Well what can we say....wonderful club. Warm, clean and very friendly with lots of attractive couples, a fantastic hot tub and play areas galore! We will definitely be visiting again to have another play session as soon as we can!

Date: 2 July 2013

Rating: Fun
Second visit here, staff great, very friendly people and respectful too...no one just launches themselves at you, it's more about chatting and getting to know people and then having a play with them..we had another fab night, played with another couple. Facilities are great, rooms perfect and great mood lighting. Most importantly it's clean too...:) will be back for sure!

Date: 30 June 2013

Rating: OK
The staff where really nice on arrival. Really dissapointed with size facilities rooms and decor. Had to pay for drinks. Everyone seemed quite friendly but despite couples night no one took our fancy and no one approached us.

Had some fun together but probably the same as what we would do at home.

I think ill stick to abfabs :-( x


Date: 30 June 2013

Rating: Fabulous
first time at club Friday the 28th june what a lovely relaxing club with a great lay out and friendly people shame the blonde did not notice us lol

great time thanks

all we met


Date: 29 June 2013

Rating: OK
We went to the club for the first time Saturday,it was very busy due to their being birthday parties on.

Very impressive decor and extremely welcoming staff.

We'd love to visit again sometime in the future,S&E


Date: 23 June 2013

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