| so after my last review, and having read the subsequent comments, i visited the "spa" with some trepidation.
I was greeted with the usual "unique" manner that only eastern-europeans can get away with, which set the tone for the rest of my time there.
It seems that there is an under-current of "don't fuck with us" there now, borne out of the new "rules" regarding the "restrooms" which tends to kill the ardour of even the horniest guy lol.
The rooms may be clean, but without any anti-bacterial cleaning facilities on offer to ensure that you leave the room as you would wish to find it, then it would be interesting to see what would show up under ultraviolet light!
Still have the soggy stair carpet in place, which is no surprise, and having spoken with HSE, have confirmed that it is indeed against the conditions deemed acceptable in public wet areas.
It would be interesting to see what the club would do in the event of someone passing out due to dehydration, when you can't hydrate yourself other than in the lounge area.
The "spa" should decide whether it is indeed a spa, or a swingers club, instead of passing itself of as a spa, but allowing people to "rest" in the rooms, as long as they aren't noisy, which defeats the object of enjoyment.
So, feel free to visit, but be prepared for some killjoys patrolling to ensure that any "relaxation" isn't too vociforous, and make sure drink like a fish in the lounge, as you'll need good levels of water stored for your visit in the sweat box that is bghs.
Date: 2 February 2016
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