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Woman in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: 5 weeks ago
Last on: 16 minutes ago

So although profile screams exciting Newbie...im more like your favourite worn down old pair of boots that you can't bare to part with. Ive been on and off here, more times than anyone should care to admit lol. So totally know the craic.

People very rarely read bios (i'm no better myself) so i'll try and keep it brief (says a woman lol!).

Firstly and most importantly, dont do compliments, utterly pointless.. i own mirrors, so its literally water of a ducks back.

I know its a sex website, but honestly.. if you want me to respond, id start with bit of craic.

I totally appreciate how hard it is for men on here, but in saying that, if im not interested, i just wont respond. Constantly saying im 'not interested' is just killing my sex drive, so no offence intended.

Im a bit of weirdo so all things weird, geeky and fabulous.. Sign me up.

Lastly.. If you're married without consent (no judgement), its just not for me.. Im more interested in screwing your devine creature than screwing her over.. TEAM TITS all the way!! Lol!!

Other than that happy fabbing folks..

Party invites always welcome.

Oh aye friends invites without speaking will just getting deleted.. The clues literally in the title.

40 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 26 to 60
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cross-dressing, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*inter_XO (37), Man on 23 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Known for years and awesome craic always had. Still bump into every now and again and always a delight to catch up with. You definitely don’t wanna miss out with her.

*ustTee (52), Woman on 22 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Delighted to have this gorgeous lady at my valentine's weekend away. Very genuine, bubbly and hot. Hope you had a great night, hopefully our paths will cross again xx

*ITZNTATZ (59), Woman on 16 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Was great meeting up with this sex pot again on Friday night an absolute gem hope we get another catch up soon xx

*atitantra (35), Man on 15 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
I met this sweety in a party She is a gem Beautiful kindhearted n lovely person. Looking forward to meet again and again .