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Woman in Belfast, Northern Ireland, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

So although profile screams exciting Newbie...im more like your favourite worn down old pair of boots that you can't bare to part with. Ive been on and off here, more times than anyone should care to admit lol. So totally know the craic.

People very rarely read bios (i'm no better myself) so i'll try and keep it brief (says a woman lol!).

Firstly and most importantly, dont do compliments, utterly pointless.. i own mirrors, so its literally water of a ducks back.

I know its a sex website, but honestly.. if you want me to respond, id start with bit of craic.

I totally appreciate how hard it is for men on here, but in saying that, if im not interested, i just wont respond. Constantly saying im 'not interested' is just killing my sex drive, so no offence intended.

Im fussy as fuck and a bit of weirdo so all things weird, geeky and fabulous.. Sign me up. You should know, i am currently in a very healthy, stable relationship with wine, so you will have to contend with that. Lol!

Lastly.. If you're married without consent (no judgement), its just not for me.. Im more interested in screwing your devine creature than screwing her over.. TEAM TITS all the way!! Lol!!

Other than that happy fabbing folks..

Party invites always welcome.

Oh aye lastly, seemed while obvious but clearly not on fab. If you put zero effort into your profile, expect zero response! The oul black shilloute pic, doesn't exactly tingle the oul clit. Lol!!

40 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cross-dressing, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*parmagh (36), Couple on 9 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Armagh 4 Sam 2025. Pin it on the bed ;)

*acksback86 (39), Man on 19 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
After a few weeks of talking and a getting to know this fantastic ,beautifully hot woman we finally got the chance to meet ..And what a meet it was !!! Almost got lost on the way to mine but when we did meet ,we made up for lost time in style .. We didn’t have as much time as we would have liked but we made every second count !! Hot ,wet and wild evening with the soaking mattress to prove it ?? Eagerly looking forward to round 2