Joined: over a year ago |
Jay
43 years old, Bi-curious
5'10"
178cm
Slim
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings
Couples (MF)
Men
Women
Aged from 18 to 50
Won't meet smokers
Can
accommodate
Can
travel
Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, DP, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports
*potTheHotWife (43), Couple
on 30 August 2024
by Meeting in person:
After what seems like a almost sensible encounter on Fab, we decided that a meet in person was the next step, we invited him over and that's where it took a turn for the worst!, he burst in through the door, wearing his y-fronts on the outside, and I must tell you, they were not a clean pair...(think yellow stains and a faint skid mark)...while shouting "Ta-da-daaa, I'm dirk diggler". He was rude to my wife and I and helped himself to all of the condiments out of the fridge. The final straw was when he urinated on our poor King Charles spaniel while saying to her.....you like that, don't you, ye dirty wee bitch.
We have since had our upholstery cleaned, the Branston pickle has been replaced and falulah is getting over her ordeal now hur fur no longer smells of urine.
Overall disappointing evening 3.5/10.
*not_your_average_romance (35), Couple
on 20 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
Daddy Dirk - is like a dog in heat dry humping anything with a hole. thinks doing helicopters with his peen is foreplay. The epitome of a bald eagle with not a hair anywhere, makes it great for a slip and slide at any party . Maybe 4/10 but would consider again . Tink x
*uckmenow27 (30), Couple
on 20 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
Honestly what can I say.... I thought I was on an episode of punked, I was looking around for the cameras.. looks nothing like his profile pic, think Andy from the goodies.. it was really that bad.
If you like your men with their own teeth and hair and atleast a few brain cells I'd avoid
*cited2xplore (40), Woman
on 20 June 2024
by Meeting in person:
There he is - the infamous Dirk. He’s like an excited Chihuahua, and you don’t know whether he’s gonna hump your leg or lick your face. Mainly found semi naked or in black - like his soul. Loves being called Daddy Dirk - it’s one of his biggest kinks haha.
Jokes aside - Dirk is an absolute legend, welcomed me into this community and made me feel at ease with his charm, wit and that cheeky glint in his eyes. See you again soon
*ostmary (31), Woman
on 6 August 2023
by Meeting in person:
I thought there was something rotten left in the fridge at the Mansion at a recent party but it turns out Dirk was just in the kitchen making a cup of tea.
He looks dead behind the eyes and the type who claps when the plane lands.
He thought I was chasing him through the forest at one point but I was actually just trying to get him to leave.
Nodded off during several of our conversations (think minister half way through a 2 hour sermon) and probably the most fucked up thing of all is how shit he is at party games. (ten shots later). I feel like there’s something between us, and it’s definitely a restraining order xo