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Knock off jesus clone, looking for chill people

Man in Burton-on-trent, East Midlands, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

... "The confined King Toot regains his pulse after 900 years, his mind after 90 years, his strength after 9 years, the world in 9 days. ". 10 hours ago

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Welcome!

Hey nice to meet you if your reading this and you should, anyway call me toots!

I've come to realise that life is too short to be sitting around doing nothing so here I am trying my damdest flirting with girls, I say try because I've got more chance of flirting with a coconut on a deserted Island.(I'm not that bad)

I'm a pretty chill and laidback guy who's looking for a FWB and nsa fun.

I'm abit of a chad so if your into anything such as game or board games come on in(not literally)

I am currently wanting to meet new people and see where it goes from there, I like my socials so ask away if your interested in grabbing a coffee or a bite to eat

I'm a little on the inexperienced side but I'm always willing to experiment in seeing what I like.

Saying that here's some things I won't do.

Anything regarding pain, feces and vomit is a NO, I may look kinda like jesus (and perform miracles in the bedroom dept)but that doesn't mean I want to be nailed to a cross.

Also got a gang of 12 disciples that hang around me so if anyone fancies a gangbang I'm your guy!!

Anyway I currently can't accommodate but use hotel/bnbs, as I live with my family as I got made redundant.

Don't hesitate to message me to know more and who knows where it will lead!

toot

29 years old, Straight

5'7"  170cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 20 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe Sex

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*vaRose43 (44), Woman on 8 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well I met this Nerdy Messiah for his first ever cheeky Nando’s on the way home from a recent trip. He is chatty, intelligent and charming, with a cheeky smile and generous personality… but he has absolutely zero sense of direction. This man could get lost in a room with one door ;-)

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