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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its that ying and yang thing
Big hairy feet, eek |
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Tattoos on faces, necks, legs and feet. Yuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nose hair ..
Ear hair ..
Ugly shoes ..
Arrogance..
Noisy eaters ..
Messy eaters ..
Toilet selfies (Manky toilet bowls) ..
"Daddy" "milf" "yummy" being used ..
List is endless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bigger instant ones
• Smokers
• Sweaty/oily/smelly body odour
• Peacocking (disrespecting we are a couple)
• Monitoring/checking their phone constantly
• Assuming they can use a camera
• Calling Miss crude/pet names without asking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nose hair ..
Ear hair ..
Ugly shoes ..
Arrogance..
Noisy eaters ..
Messy eaters ..
Toilet selfies (Manky toilet bowls) ..
"Daddy" "milf" "yummy" being used ..
List is endless "
That's a lot of hair |
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"Nose hair ..
Ear hair ..
Ugly shoes ..
Arrogance..
Noisy eaters ..
Messy eaters ..
Toilet selfies (Manky toilet bowls) ..
"Daddy" "milf" "yummy" being used ..
List is endless "
Ugly shoes- 100% with you there. Even worse if dirty too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ugly shoes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty ears
Big massive long fake nails
Dodgy eyebrows
Hair up the bum crack |
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People who message you and attach multiple pics of their genitals.
One is bad enough. But 6 pics of a, frankly, quite average penis does absolutely fuck all for me. |
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When they message asking if you want this raging stauner!
Why cum at me angry. I've no even been a cheeky fucker to you yet  |
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My Race being a fettish
Body odor
Disrespect
Calling me pet names and we aren't a couple or dating
Dirty nails on guys |
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Smoking.. for health related reasons and just the smell of the houses and clothes and breath.
It's unbearable. I made excuses and left company because if it..
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Fillers, turkey teeth, a tan so fake you need permission to walk past a chapel, septum piercing. |
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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Massively overdone pouty lips.
Too much makeup.
Bad accent (can't explain it, it can make the difference).
Lack of conversation.
Kissing using too much teeth.
I'm sure there's more but all I can think of right now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poor hygiene
Dirty nails
Yellow smokers teeth
Hairy balls and chest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feet and when people message saying ‘mmmmmm’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turkey teeth."
I’m in with this one too. |
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The stereo-typical "sey" stuff. So uniformes such as nurse, Police etc. But espetially the School-girl thing, that just makes me think Why???
Mandy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beards and bad hygiene |
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Folks who use "lol" or "hehe".... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smelly folk and smokers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly folk and smokers"
Agreed 100% |
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A cock and balls when you weren't expecting them ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The constant begging for Fabs on either status updates or the pic itself.
All part of Fab morphing more into Insta/FB. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hairy shoulders. "
I feel attacked here |
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"Hairy shoulders.
I feel attacked here "
Sorry.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fake anything…boobs, teeth, bum, lips, hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Folk asking for drugs in their profile messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The word daddy used in a sexual context |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drugs, I’m completely intolerant of them
Overly tattooed ~ face/neck
Intimate piercing, can’t explain why as I don’t know why!
Piss poor hygiene, pun intended |
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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow Scotland |
Any kind of drug related status-immediate block.
Smoking. Hate the smell and the taste. Sorry smokers!
Men who wear too tight short trousers and bare feet/ankles with shoes. Thankfully I think most Scottish men have more sense.
Anyone that’s too fake. Teeth, lips etc etc etc.
could go on but obviously the hygiene ones are surely a given |
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"Dirty ears
Big massive long fake nails
Dodgy eyebrows
Hair up the bum crack "
The above plus nose/ear hair and snotters!  |
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Over the lavvie cock pics.
Pretty sure the most recent one I was sent was last cleaned when Tutankhamen had a shite in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hairy bumhole pics and endless dic pick’s on a profile especially the ones turning purple because they have been squeezed that much |
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The term used abuse ruined or dirty slut being used in . 1st mail or any mail. Bad breath .men who say they are dom but think it means they get to treat women badly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry to be so direct but BO or a smelly pussy!
I know there are a hundred legitimate reasons before you all attack me, but there’s nothing worse…and sometimes people just need to wash. |
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"Any kind of drug related status-immediate block.
Smoking. Hate the smell and the taste. Sorry smokers!
Men who wear too tight short trousers and bare feet/ankles with shoes. Thankfully I think most Scottish men have more sense.
Anyone that’s too fake. Teeth, lips etc etc etc.
could go on but obviously the hygiene ones are surely a given "
You mentioned one of my biggest pet hates. Trousers wirh no socks. Esp if it's a suit. Looks ridiculous. Absolutely hate it. They have no clue how daft it looks.
Bad hygiene
Bad attitude
Barbie dolls
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Single male profiles sending photos in mail of them with women. Keep that for ur profile unless asked to send it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out. |
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"Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out."
Aw well ul hate my profile divert ur eyes . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out.
Aw well ul hate my profile divert ur eyes ."
Duly noted. |
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"Fannies that look like your giblets are hanging out.
Aw well ul hate my profile divert ur eyes .
Duly noted."
All good .bit like marmite love or hate  |
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"Sorry to be so direct but BO or a smelly pussy!
I know there are a hundred legitimate reasons before you all attack me, but there’s nothing worse…and sometimes people just need to wash."
People with a very good sense of smell. |
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Endless pictures of the same cleavage pose. I guess it's the female version of the endless dick pics.
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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Crocs.....
Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....
However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Crocs.....
Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....
However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth."
People who wear them should get serious jait time. |
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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago
Scotland |
Fake lips and ghosts, and the day i see a ghost with fake lips here im out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time wasters on here….and there’s plenty of them! |
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By *innMan
over a year ago
edinburgh |
Hates a strong word - but here goes:
Fill in later - lazy, unimaginative people.
Forum users that are not verified or site supporters,
Rude people - hiding behind their keyboard,
Forum users that destroy the subject of the thread with their quips and stupid humour,
Sweat rash - ugh, boak,
Too many piercings - seriously,
Music added to the vids - your music choice sucks and ruins it.
Messy background in pics - tidy up and clean your house,
Run out of messages - just leave,
I’m a blah blah blah year old looking for men - you’re probably fake.
Incredibly long profiles that could be trimmed easily - yes we do read them and you’re boring,
If you like them fab them - probably not
Fab if you want to see more - mmmmm nah,
Meeting posted seeking men but profile blocks men - idiot,
Not responding to messages - yeah I get it you get hundreds - just delete the message I sent and I get the drift!
Ohh! Where did that come from
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biggest turn-offs…
Hairy back
Manky feet
Bad teeth
Pubes so long they could be braided
Dirty finger nails
Kissing like a face-hugger from Alien
Kissing like a timid wee mouse
Big silly fish lips
Stencilled eyebrows
Tango tan
The list goes on…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly folk and smokers"
Absolutely! Smellies wouldn’t get anywhere near! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone that wears a bum bag. It’s 2023, those will never ever be acceptable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgot to add:
Misogynists
Cum on face pics - gross!
No personality/charisma
Liars
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"Hates a strong word - but here goes:
Fill in later - lazy, unimaginative people.
Forum users that are not verified or site supporters,
Rude people - hiding behind their keyboard,
Forum users that destroy the subject of the thread with their quips and stupid humour,
Sweat rash - ugh, boak,
Too many piercings - seriously,
Music added to the vids - your music choice sucks and ruins it.
Messy background in pics - tidy up and clean your house,
Run out of messages - just leave,
I’m a blah blah blah year old looking for men - you’re probably fake.
Incredibly long profiles that could be trimmed easily - yes we do read them and you’re boring,
If you like them fab them - probably not
Fab if you want to see more - mmmmm nah,
Meeting posted seeking men but profile blocks men - idiot,
Not responding to messages - yeah I get it you get hundreds - just delete the message I sent and I get the drift!
Ohh! Where did that come from
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What about music verses as their status?
Fab this picture if you want to fuck?
Complaining about how many messages they have still to read?
Asking for someone to bring them fags or alcohol?
Asking for someone to buy them a supporters pass? |
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"Forgot to add:
Misogynists
Cum on face pics - gross!
No personality/charisma
Liars
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I cam definitely agree with liars. Especially when they are telling not even half a story to look like a victim. Not only are they lying but they are calling someone else a liar by doing it. Liars are definitely a waste of energy. |
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Misandry
Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler
Big hairy tits
Vapers
Thongs |
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"Misandry
Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler
Big hairy tits
Vapers
Thongs"
The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.
As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Misandry
Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler
Big hairy tits
Vapers
Thongs"
Queefs are caused by physics not women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crocs.....
Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....
However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth.
People who wear them should get serious jait time. "
love my crocs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crocs.....
Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....
However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth.
People who wear them should get serious jait time.
love my crocs "
I've always wanted a pair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crocs.....
Anno they are popular and if you like them crack on....
However someday you will back and see yourself and know the truth.
People who wear them should get serious jait time.
love my crocs
I've always wanted a pair! "
Haha go for it.. don’t care what they look like comfort is key. I’m wearing mine now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who do the fake sincerity / intimacy,lm your best friend schtick and underneath it there's no actual depth of feeling |
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"Misandry
Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler
Big hairy tits
Vapers
Thongs
The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.
As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it."
I've heard yours also gives you a round of applause when you run. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pussy stubble yuk "
Do you prefer a full bush? |
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"Pussy stubble yuk "
I wouldn't say it's a turn off for me but definitely has potential to give your face a stubble rash. |
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"Pussy stubble yuk "
It's a pain in the hole to shave it every day.
He'll take what's offered and like it. |
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"Pussy stubble yuk "
Why Yuk? Maybe a preference for you, but yuk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there "
I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there
I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason "
There's a few I'd eat though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there
I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason
There's a few I'd eat though "
Is that bagels on your cock in your profile pic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there
I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason
There's a few I'd eat though
Is that bagels on your cock in your profile pic?"
Why does everyone say bagel...
No it's 3 glazed donuts. Care for a bite?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scrolling through updates and seeing close up pics of men/women bent over with their bum holes right there
I've learnt not to eat whilst browsing fab for this reason
There's a few I'd eat though
Is that bagels on your cock in your profile pic?
Why does everyone say bagel...
No it's 3 glazed donuts. Care for a bite? "
You need to get some donuts with coloured glaze haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now there's an idea
*runs off naked to the bakery* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now there's an idea
*runs off naked to the bakery*"
Or sprinkles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On here, photos of cocks without the foreskin pulled back. Whatcha hiding?
Or close up pics of precum, or discharge stretched between a woman's fingers. You're ovulating, love. Seen a few of those pics on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On here, photos of cocks without the foreskin pulled back. Whatcha hiding?
Or close up pics of precum, or discharge stretched between a woman's fingers. You're ovulating, love. Seen a few of those pics on here. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Demanding
Self obsessed
Narrow minded
Pittying
Stressy
Brash
Harsh
Judgemental
Racists
Bigoted
Fascists
Misogynistic
Are all turn offs for me.
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Drug users
Feet
People who turn up to a meet pissed
People who don't read profiles.
Messages that just say meet now
And more importantly people who can't or won't take no for an answer x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Demanding
Self obsessed
Narrow minded
Pittying
Stressy
Brash
Harsh
Judgemental
Racists
Bigoted
Fascists
Misogynistic
Are all turn offs for me.
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Petition to bring back the bagel pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Demanding
Self obsessed
Narrow minded
Pittying
Stressy
Brash
Harsh
Judgemental
Racists
Bigoted
Fascists
Misogynistic
Are all turn offs for me.
Petition to bring back the bagel pic "
There DONUTS  it'd be easier if I just agreed and called them bagels I'm sure.
It's still available publicly  |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69 "
I can hear the clap clap clap “do you mind?” Clap clap clap clap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Demanding
Self obsessed
Narrow minded
Pittying
Stressy
Brash
Harsh
Judgemental
Racists
Bigoted
Fascists
Misogynistic
Are all turn offs for me.
Petition to bring back the bagel pic
There DONUTS it'd be easier if I just agreed and called them bagels I'm sure.
It's still available publicly "
Hahaha, I'm only playing |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69
I can hear the clap clap clap “do you mind?” Clap clap clap clap "
Stumbling up the road to your man with brain damage... |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69
I can hear the clap clap clap “do you mind?” Clap clap clap clap
Stumbling up the road to your man with brain damage... "
And two red circles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Live Love Laugh signs.
Tweety Pie tattoos |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69 "
They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose. |
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Men who message with
"Tease me"
"Entertain me".
It's no Britain's Got Talent ya doss cunt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live Love Laugh signs.
Tweety Pie tattoos"
What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ? |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69
They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose. "
May help iron out my wrinkles |
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"Live Love Laugh signs.
Tweety Pie tattoos
What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ? "
I said that to a guy recently who sent me a supposedly sexy pic from the bath.
That would look better with a toaster in it |
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"Men who message with
"Tease me"
"Entertain me".
It's no Britain's Got Talent ya doss cunt!"
That's when you tell them their glasses make their ankles look fat then bring out the karaoke machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of all the above and the so called straight guys that only suck cock now and again |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69
They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.
May help iron out my wrinkles "
A sandwich bag full of soup dragging across your face |
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"Most of all the above and the so called straight guys that only suck cock now and again "
Would you be more turned on if they sucked dick often? Or is the label of straight that turns you off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The messages where they try to force a reply or arm twist . Like “ come on let’s get a drink “ or “ really hope to hear from you!! “  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most of all the above and the so called straight guys that only suck cock now and again
Would you be more turned on if they sucked dick often? Or is the label of straight that turns you off?"
I’m only into straight guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live Love Laugh signs.
Tweety Pie tattoos
What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ? "
Kinky but I'm willing to try anything once. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live Love Laugh signs.
Tweety Pie tattoos
What about "live, laugh, toaster bath" ?
I said that to a guy recently who sent me a supposedly sexy pic from the bath.
That would look better with a toaster in it "
Excellent! |
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"Misandry
Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler
Big hairy tits
Vapers
Thongs
The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.
As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it."
It is good that Irony is still a recognised thing on here. As for those things a woman has absolutely no control over... I mentioned none of those.
One thing a whistling-queefed lady could do is jam a couple of penny whistles in at the sides of her growler against my throbulator shaft, catch the air pressure and play a jig. I suppose it is the old "If you have been given a pile of Lemons... make some lemonade.." |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69
They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.
May help iron out my wrinkles
A sandwich bag full of soup dragging across your face"
You're really selling this to me. |
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"Misandry
Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler
Big hairy tits
Vapers
Thongs
The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.
As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it.
It is good that Irony is still a recognised thing on here. As for those things a woman has absolutely no control over... I mentioned none of those.
One thing a whistling-queefed lady could do is jam a couple of penny whistles in at the sides of her growler against my throbulator shaft, catch the air pressure and play a jig. I suppose it is the old "If you have been given a pile of Lemons... make some lemonade..""
Throbulator shaft hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69
They would be heavily resting on your forehead and up your nose.
May help iron out my wrinkles
A sandwich bag full of soup dragging across your face
You're really selling this to me."
If I had any charm or oracy I'd be winning. |
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"Drug users
Feet
People who turn up to a meet pissed
People who don't read profiles.
Messages that just say meet now
And more importantly people who can't or won't take no for an answer x"
Dishonesty
Victim mentality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69 "
The only time where boxing headgear is appropriate.. turning up for a pump full oan lucha libre |
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"Low hingers , baws like a fitba clacker !
...I snorted at this. Imagine them slapping aff your forehead in a 69
The only time where boxing headgear is appropriate.. turning up for a pump full oan lucha libre "
I have a lucha libre style mask if you need to borrow it. |
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"Misandry
Whistling queef or generally any squeeky or noisy snapper/ growler
Big hairy tits
Vapers
Thongs
The irony of saying misandry and then making comments about something a woman has absolutely no control over.
As a side note, I find mine mostly whistles when it's bored as fuck with who is trying to entertain it.
It is good that Irony is still a recognised thing on here. As for those things a woman has absolutely no control over... I mentioned none of those.
One thing a whistling-queefed lady could do is jam a couple of penny whistles in at the sides of her growler against my throbulator shaft, catch the air pressure and play a jig. I suppose it is the old "If you have been given a pile of Lemons... make some lemonade..""
Just a thought.....
If she can fit the wind section from an Irish pub band inside her when you are up there, maybe the problem isn't her size or talent.....
"Snapper" "growler" "hairy tits"..... mate, step outside the safari park when looking for someone to fuck with. Not kink shaming here at all but ..... |
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Love how this disussion veered from Turn-Offs to what I just don't like in general or the site.
Mandy |
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over a year ago
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Ill mannered people, shallow mindedness, disrespect and narrow minds turn me off amongst others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who do the fake sincerity / intimacy,lm your best friend schtick and underneath it there's no actual depth of feeling"
emotional form of prostitution
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over a year ago
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Guys who find woman’s soiled knickers sexy…yuk ?? |
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"Guys who find woman’s soiled knickers sexy…yuk ??"
You've just not found the right knickers |
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By *nverMan
over a year ago
....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun |
Turn offs, eh?
My balls being sucked, comes immediately to mind, it does nothing for me. Matter of fact, am guaranteed to lose an erection.
Hairy foofs, that look like you could hide a Sasquatch in it. Yuck.
Oh aye, and a pet hate, wearing socks while shagging.
JUST. FUCKING. NO.
I thank you |
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Haha oh so many esp on here
Getting sent dick pics when I haven’t ever met them.
Bad smelling people.
People who jump on the next available thing when you can’t jump and run to meet them after being I really really want to meet you(nope you just want your hole next…)
Being called anything Derogatory when they don’t know me (filthy/dirty/whore/slut)
When we fucking? Let’s fuck messages.
Quiet sex just nope you better sound like you’re enjoying yourself.
Getting too much oral (my mind wonders)
Guys focused on making you squirt or in fact when a guy is too focused on anything rather than living in the moment. |
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over a year ago
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Folk who only join fab to make money. Aye im gonna subscribe to yer premium…. Not. |
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over a year ago
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Bad kissers..
you know the like the ones when the tongue feels like its trying tae dart doon the back of your throat , or the ones that drown ye naebody likes to feel like their drowning , the ones that feel like they're having a race wae themselves !! |
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Being asked what turns me off! |
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People who blatantly ignore the wee pop up from Fab to tell them they've sent several messages already, all of which have been dinghied, and asks if they're sure they want to persist in being an annoying cunt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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False teeth beside the bed  |
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"False teeth beside the bed "
Do you prefer them hanging off your foreskin? |
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When someone thinks "drinks and pizza" really means "fuck n go". (He left without a fuck pretty soon after arrival).
Some usernames on here.
The promise of THE MOST AMAZING orgasms by receiving never ending oral.
"What are you into" / "What will you be wearing" - get your wank material elsewhere. |
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What about -
"Face and cock pics a MUST or NO meet!"
Naw hen, just naw... ?? If I wanted to do porn, I'd emigrate to Budapest. Or Govanhill. |
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over a year ago
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Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied  |
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Bad manners . Cost nothing to be polite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bad manners . Cost nothing to be polite"
Exactly least ive replied |
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People who want to "meet now" without even knowing what I look like, aka any hole's a goal. |
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Why thank you maybe I'll say Hi lol |
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over a year ago
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"False teeth beside the bed
Do you prefer them hanging off your foreskin? "
I prefer them in there heid |
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"Halitosis!"
Aye. When they smell like they've been licking their dog's arsehole it can ruin the mood. |
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"People who message you and attach multiple pics of their genitals.
One is bad enough. But 6 pics of a, frankly, quite average penis does absolutely fuck all for me."
When I do dick pictures it’s to put a smile on your face.I can almost guarantee it gets a giggle! |
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By *nverMan
over a year ago
....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun |
"Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied "
Chances are they're social inadequates anyway! |
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Bareback pics on single people's profiles. |
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"Feet and when people message saying ‘mmmmmm’ "
Absolutely this, actually cannot reply to "mmmmm". What am I supposed to say to that?
Also feet. Yuck. Pretty shoes, I'm all for but not interested in the toes inside at all
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"Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied "
I quite like seeing this in a pic though when a woman is giving the guy a bj and you see the view from his POV. Spent many a morning pondering over a coffee who they remind me of. Latest one made her look like David Bellamy. |
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Facial hair is a big turn off for me |
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"The word daddy used in a sexual context "
Yeah something creepy about that.
Also words like whore tramp bitch.
I treat people with respect and expect the same |
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over a year ago
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The use of filters.
It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all |
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"The use of filters.
It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all "
This, making yourself look like a cartoon is not attractive. |
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The Sydney University and the other warnings about using their pictures or whatever that pish says
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"The use of filters.
It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all
This, making yourself look like a cartoon is not attractive."
Yeah. I'd be worried a guy would turn up and try and shag my dug if all he'd done is fabbed pics of women with the ears and noses on their pics. |
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over a year ago
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Grumpy women, not cool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The use of filters.
It’s honestly a bit of a joke to use them, now I’m sure there are guys that do it too but I mean cmon ladies, make up and a filter, may as well just not bother with the face photo at all
This, making yourself look like a cartoon is not attractive.
Yeah. I'd be worried a guy would turn up and try and shag my dug if all he'd done is fabbed pics of women with the ears and noses on their pics."
Your poor dog would be like “oh no not again” |
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over a year ago
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"Guys who find woman’s soiled knickers sexy…yuk ??
You've just not found the right knickers "
so true |
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Adults describing themselves as "naughty" |
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People who are nasty after writing a nice message, polite no's are readily excepted gracefully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any kind of daddy/mummy/breastfeeding/age play |
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over a year ago
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"Adults describing themselves as "naughty""
or even worse "nawty" oh and "gawjus" |
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"Men who don't trim below and you say sorry not my type and come back with abuse at least ive replied
I quite like seeing this in a pic though when a woman is giving the guy a bj and you see the view from his POV. Spent many a morning pondering over a coffee who they remind me of. Latest one made her look like David Bellamy. "
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty fingernails. Men or women  |
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Women (applicable to men) no matter how good looking they are who have multiple pics of getting some lieberwurst without a wrapping on it! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Greasy hair and smelling of fried food. |
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over a year ago
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"Any kind of daddy/mummy/breastfeeding/age play "
Just makes me think of Bitty from little Britain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asking me to get under the covers for a special treat and then Dutch ovening me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any kind of daddy/mummy/breastfeeding/age play
Just makes me think of Bitty from little Britain "
I was happy to have forgotten that existed til now! Argh!! Exactly like that |
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"Adults describing themselves as "naughty"
or even worse "nawty" oh and "gawjus" "
Well, any kind of poor spelling and grammar is a turn off if intentional. |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
Ignorance
The use of the word “Professional” in a profile. |
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over a year ago
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“Want sucked”
No pic not even a hi how r u ? Or any kind of chat like that
Annoys the hell out of me |
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"Women (applicable to men) no matter how good looking they are who have multiple pics of getting some lieberwurst without a wrapping on it!"
This made me lol |
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Photos with loads of writing & comments all over them. "....Not my husband... filthy, slut wife fucked by BBC in every hole.." and all that pish.
I should be looking at you in the pic and (hopefully) getting aroused. Not feel like I'm reading an 18+ version of the Beano.
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Passive aggressive profiles
Using the word "uze"
Any mention of being called Daddy
People that call themselves "hot" "fit" or "attractive" I appreciate their confidence but we all find different people attractive
Zero humour/banter/random chat or general daftness and lightheartedness
Feet (just naw)
Cat people. Dogs are better!
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Folk who always have to get the last word. |
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