Friends AND benefits not one or the other ..

Woman in Fife, Scotland, UK

... "Made a fool twice". 4 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Zero warnings

I'm not interested in being long distance keyboard pals if you're not local hour max location. you will be blocked and deleted AUTOMATICALLY. Not interested in bi men or bi curious men. Not interested in discreet hidden cheaters regardless if your wife tolerates it etc. Not interested in vague "looking for fun". Just go get a prostitute or any of these other fab types I'm not her.

FRIENDS AND BENEFITS the end..If you don't like being out of the house going to places, dinner, etc ,or if you're to busy and only have time to fuck use your hands not my pussy...I'm not your type and you'll not have time to satisfy me or be satisfied by me..We aren't compatible especially if you're to illiterate to read a simple profile of someone you expect to meet in person... If the above of not interested not compatible isn't clear check your block list.

#1. If I can't enjoy being around you without your dick being whipped out, your dick will never be out around me.

I don't mince words. If that's too strong for you, you're too weak for me. Oral is a requirement, fucking you is optional!

I don't have a league or physical preference.. Just be funny, charming, sincere,and real. CHEMISTRY has no look!!I know exactly what I bring to the table and I won't settle for less. I hope you have similar standards.

I like creativity, spontaneous, adventurous and someone with good banter, manners, and who's generally just interesting to be around.

That should be crystal clear... If you're after the same thing as me great let's chat and no I'm not meeting you for coffee. We will do something a bit more personality learning.

---that means NO! I'm Not interested in a coffee meet,

I will meet you for pool at The Ballroom or Styx or we can go ten pin bowling play darts get a bite to eat at said places or elsewhere if things are as great. I'm not an instant fuck so if that's too many strings then I'm definitely not your type.

Yes! I'm not everyone's type that's fine by me there's plenty others who don't know themselves to play around with on here. I'm not her.

Penelope

43 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 35 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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*eaperCussions (40), Man on 30 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Have met the lovely P a couple of times. Her accent is the best! She is excellent company and I'm looking forward to experiencing a few 'firsts' with her imminently!

*ewkidonblock (52), Man on 13 February 2024 by Webcam:
Had pleasure of this one FaceTime me couple times and wow what sexy lady she is and her cock machine is some contraption haha Looking forward eventually meeting up with her as imagine be memorable experience ??

*hy5guy5 (59), Man on 12 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
After a few messages we started phone conversations .Penelope brought pizza and we sit and watched Netflix and chatted it was far to late for her to go home so she stayed over which resulted in wet bed sheets and a pleasurable time by both of us .here's to the next time

*ookonthebrightside71 (50), Man on 28 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Nice relaxed chat and bite to eat to start then back to mine with this naughty lady. Until the next time. X

*aspalomaslove (44), Couple on 11 December 2023 by Webcam:
Stunning girl, put on a sexy show

*ookonthebrightside71 (50), Man on 2 October 2023 by Webcam:
Chatted to this sexy lady on cam last night. What can I say her sexy voice and naughty glint had me really turned on. Hopefully a meet soon?

*ohn and Kerry (40), Couple on 7 September 2023 by Webcam:
Saw this sexy lady playing with her pretty pussy on cam mmm.....wish it was me x

*ignumpty (52), Man on 25 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
P is a very sexy woman but she is also so much more than that. She is friendly and kind and is a great conversationalist. So much fun to spend time with, but treat her with respect x

*oda1961 (63), Man on 12 November 2022 by Webcam:
Mmmmm very yummy wet and a very large clit xxx

*aughtyCov69 (44), Man on 12 November 2022 by Webcam:
Naughty girl this one extremely horny to watch on cam.

*ivingston Lover 123 (66), Man on 2 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Poetic, Playful Penelope is one of the most remarkable women it is my privilege to know... Beautiful, seductive with her mind just as much as her body, super intelligent, funny, courageous, sensual, sexy and passionate... From the moment she responded to my first approach to her, here in Fab, I've begun a journey of delightful discovery starting to know the Profound Penelope.. Treat her with the total respect she deserves and your life will be enriched by Penelope being a part of it.. If you even think to disrespect her, you do so at your own loss and peril!

*indkink82 (42), Man on 26 September 2022 by Webcam:
Wow this lady... had one awesome swollen clit and she certainly squirts....

*inocchio (58), Man on 25 September 2022 by Webcam:
Just awesome. Went straight to my "enlarge-cam" cam, as I wanted to see her spectacular body in all its glory.

*ussy and galore (60), Couple on 20 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful lady with her play mate and had a great night. Definitely knows what she wants. If you get the chance do not pass her by. Hope to meet again. Love K & I xx

*ggyoral69 (56), Man on 29 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Had a meet with P omg she has the sex drive of the flying Scotsman if your lucky enough to meet her don’t mess her around she’s one of the better ones on fab. Pillow princess yes she is….. Until the next time if I’m lucky enough.