It’s all swings and roundabouts. ;-)

Woman in Glasgow, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

Another returning fabster here, I just can’t seem to stay away.

I’m back looking for some chat, some laughs and of course that elusive amazing, passionate, spontaneous, electric (with loads of sparks) throw me down and f**k me hard (or sensual and slow) fun - aren’t we all ;-)

Warning - I DO NOT chat to dicks with their dicks out. Failure to comply may result in a flea in your ear immediately followed by a block.

Yes, I know exactly what this site is all about and I’m here to have some fun but ffs guys put it away and have a bit of class......rant over.

If I delete your message please take this as a no thanks. Life’s too short to ask why or to keep messaging given that it’s never gonna happen. I’m not desperate and won’t shag for the sake of shagging so have some respect, if not for me then for yourself.

So anyway, enough drivel for now......... let the fun commence ;-)

PS - did I mention I don’t chat to anyone with cock pics!

The only time I want to see a cock is when I’m salivating all over it.

Couples - if you’re going to message me make sure there are pics of both of you on your profile. Why only have pics of the female? Is your man that bad? And if he is then I certainly don’t want to meet you!

54 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings