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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad? Percentage wise how many women do you think are actually "good" at what they do?
Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills? |
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"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad? Percentage wise how many women do you think are actually "good" at what they do?
Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills? "
You first lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it changes as you get older. I have been clumsy/bloody awful and have also experienced clumsy/bloody awful things. I think there's an assumption that if you just give it a rub he'll enjoy it regardless. Not always the case!
As for rating my own skills, I'm a 69/10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sweeping generalisation alert but I think a lot of extremely attractive think that their looks alone means everything will fall into place sexually and they're not actually required to make an effort.
I think I'm a decent ride. What I lack in technique I make up for in enthusiasm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im ok at what I do, always ask for guidance and more experience with the same person makes it better.
Some women I have met are terrible, some ok and some fantastic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah definitely differences in woman doing there thing. I've been with a couple people that were out of this world, they were confident and just let themselves go, I've also had a couple people who just do there thing and hope it works and don't communicate.
As for me? I'm a very sensual lover, I'm really not into rough stuff but I've never had complaints, as Miss Muff says, I think I'm alright but what I lack in technique for certain woman I definitely make up for in enthusiasm. |
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"Maybe a score card is needed and points awarded.
.1 point for lasting less than 2 minutes.
.5 points for more than 3 minutes of oral.
.10 points if they can breathe through their ears.
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Bolt I’m not being judged on a score board for anyone lol |
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"Genuinely 10% of women in my experiences are good at what they do.
As for rating myself I can only be the best version of myself. God loves a trier. "
That's a lot of unsatisfying sex you've been having...poor thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad? Percentage wise how many women do you think are actually "good" at what they do?
Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills? "
I've had a few over the years, there boaby pulling skills, leave alot to be desired,i think they may have been milkmaid's in a past life.As for my own skills, definitely wasn't too bad in the past, when I was still active,be interesting to find out if its just like riding a bike  |
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There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?
For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?
For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte. "
I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen |
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"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?
For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.
I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen "
Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?
For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.
I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen
Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs. "
Is it not just in and out?  I feel like I'm in over my head here |
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"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?
For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.
I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen
Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs.
Is it not just in and out? I feel like I'm in over my head here "
Shake it all about, turn it round etc. That's what it's all about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There have been a few "I've never had any complaints", but has anyone ever actually had any complaints they're willing to divulge?
For me, what I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in technique. Browsing Facebook with one hand whilst dishing out multiple orgasms with the other is a forte.
I've been told I need more practice with penetration, I agreed with that and more practice sessions will have to happen
Like I said, my technique is second to none, so feel free to pm me if you need advice on the ins and outs.
Is it not just in and out? I feel like I'm in over my head here
Shake it all about, turn it round etc. That's what it's all about. "
Turn it around now too? I'm no gymnast ffs man haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been told I've still got it. Enough said! x
Got what?
"It"....and you're no getting "It".
Did yer maw no teach yie it’s nice to share ? "
Aye.
But I assumed (perhaps incorrectly) that she wasn't referring to my minge! |
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"Maybe a score card is needed and points awarded.
.1 point for lasting less than 2 minutes.
.5 points for more than 3 minutes of oral.
.10 points if they can breathe through their ears.
Bolt I’m not being judged on a score board for anyone lol "
Oh id give you a solid 10 |
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"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad?"
My ex-wife gave genuinely rubbish blow jobs. That should have been a warning sign, really. |
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"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad?
My ex-wife gave genuinely rubbish blow jobs. That should have been a warning sign, really."
Too much with the teeth was it? Cock like pulled pork by the end. We have all been there.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Defo think it’s a 2 way street. Drooling on a Hardon while half asses bobbing up and down does nothing.
Don’t get me started on the ‘gawk gawk gawk’ (lols. Now I know why gok changed his name)
But generally….everyone is different. I can lick the bottom of a Pringles can and breathe through my ears, but this doesn’t work for every woman.
I have had maybe 3 women make me cum from oral. I find it hard to achieve. Unless she’s outstanding. BGT worthy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too much with the teeth was it? Cock like pulled pork by the end. We have all been there.
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Rings are worse. Lol. In high school I got a handy from a girl wearing many a rings. Felt like she was using a cheese grater |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a shit shag and I can't suck cock to save myself.
Actually don't know why I'm on a site such as this. Maybe it's time to leave "
‘How would you describe your worst ever shag?’
“Incredible”
-every man ever |
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"I do vividly remember one girl who sucked way too hard. Loved her enthusiasm but I woke up with the equivalent of love bites all the way up and down my cock. And friction burns."
That must have been some dream lol …. Sorry couldn’t resist lol |
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"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad?
My ex-wife gave genuinely rubbish blow jobs. That should have been a warning sign, really."
What a thing to have to endure...poor thing |
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"That must have been some dream lol …. Sorry couldn’t resist lol"
I was sore for days afterwards.
"What a thing to have to endure...poor thing "
I shouldn’t have expected any sympathy for that one really, should I? |
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On the women front I’ve been with some who have been great….at everything and it’s been amazing but I’ve also been with folk where it’s felt like their first time doing anything and had to really guide them on
My personal reflection is often mirrored on who I’m with, if it’s a bit awkward then it makes it harder to relax and get into it but when it’s good I get good feedback! I’m good with my hands and tend to find the right places |
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"Genuinely 10% of women in my experiences are good at what they do.
As for rating myself I can only be the best version of myself. God loves a trier.
That's a lot of unsatisfying sex you've been having...poor thing "
That’s not what I am saying. Sex is Sex it tends to be what you make of it. My point is probably the fact most verifications you read is unbelievable oral skills. Be lucky if 1 in 10 have good oral skills. |
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"It's often joked about how men are terrible, can't find the clit, go too rough with the fingers etc but guys do you find women are just as bad? Percentage wise how many women do you think are actually "good" at what they do?
Also for everyone......how would you rate your own skills? "
I agree some do go too rough with fingers which are no substitute for a cock
I’ve not had any complaints and most guys I’ve met always come back for more so I guess I must have done something right  |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
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It’s all relative as everyones needs, desires and thresholds are different. It’s about finding what suits each other at the time.
That’s why it gets better meeting someone a couple of times as you, and hopefully they learn what each other’s likes and dislikes are.
If this makes sense  |
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"Genuinely 10% of women in my experiences are good at what they do.
As for rating myself I can only be the best version of myself. God loves a trier.
That's a lot of unsatisfying sex you've been having...poor thing
That’s not what I am saying. Sex is Sex it tends to be what you make of it. My point is probably the fact most verifications you read is unbelievable oral skills. Be lucky if 1 in 10 have good oral skills. "
Be interesting to know if the first guy on here that gives a crap oral veri would ever get another meet, never mind another suck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mean to brag but, I was recently told I was "satisfactory"
Oh yeah! "
Satisfactory? Were they filling out a questionaire.
No clue, nobodys complained.
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"I do vividly remember one girl who sucked way too hard. Loved her enthusiasm but I woke up with the equivalent of love bites all the way up and down my cock. And friction burns."
I had a similar experience myself. I was sucked on that hard one time i thought my arse cheeks were gonna dissapear through my japs eye. At one point i had to grab onto the nearby furniture to steady myself and gain a bit of purchase.
Saying that after a few moments of sheer terror it actually ended up quite enjoyable.
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I would give myself a good modest 7/10 
Gent