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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you came with a warning label what would it say?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Wash colours separately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you wear protective gloves

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Radioactive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wash colours separately

Explosive tendencies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Abandon ye all hope!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery when wet !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might cause irritation

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By *oppolocosTV/TS over a year ago

inverurie

Do not leave unsupervised.

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Extremely addictive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/20 12:52:28]

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By *oingMan over a year ago

co. antrim

Toxic substance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Contains nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Contains nuts

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Please fuck responsibly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle with care.

Contains explosive liquid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Contains nuts"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs don't mention Pink Floyd, you'll die of old age before she stops droning on

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Over 18s only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please fuck responsibly

My care would be painstaking, butch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danger High Voltage

Handle with caution

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep away from eyes

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By *uck.Squeeze.Bang.BlowCouple over a year ago

nottingham

Warning, Does stupid things!!! Dont even need alcohol,as spending new years eve in A&E after damage myself working on my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have two

One for when I'm in a good mood which would be 'Like's to cuddle'

When I'm in a bad mood it would be 'Threat to life, steer clear'

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

Slippery when wet

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By *odd4funnMan over a year ago

Walthamstow Leyton

Becomes very addictive when tuned on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution Hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution Heavy Package

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Liable to cause excitement and tingly sensations when meeting.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Approach with caution before 10am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning. Mouth operates quicker than brain

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Don’t feed after midnight.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning. Mouth operates quicker than brain "

Oh that should actually be mine too.

My filter is permanently broken.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Will make you drink, dance and laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning. Mouth operates quicker than brain

Oh that should actually be mine too.

My filter is permanently broken.

Not sure I ever had one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enter at your own risk

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Handle with care

Frequent flashing

No stopping

Do not enter

Beware of sudden movements

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

awkward and very weird but completely loveable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle with care too emotional

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Warning: Explicit content

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By *heLaserGuyMan over a year ago

Coventry

Prone to be addictive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, it’s got mind of it’s own

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

May contain loveliness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flammable when lit!

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By *antbigCouple over a year ago

north west

use as much as you like till your worn out

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Batteries not included

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mostly harmless

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By *averockrockMan over a year ago

swindon

Touch at your own risk! lol

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Dangerously high voltage

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

No parking

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Requires gentle care.

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By *ad steMan over a year ago

Southport

Mad as a box of frogs do not open

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By *UPASOAKERandMASTERCouple over a year ago

Guildford

Highland spring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wash colours separately

I'm not sure I get that one.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Highly addictive

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By *ud and BryanCouple over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Crazier than a squirrel in a bin

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Hidden hazards below, open with care , only stack two high xx

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By *attb179Man over a year ago

London

Absurd on the outside soft on the inside

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

High maintenance.

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

HANDLE WITH CARE

Can be habit forming!

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Gets bored easily

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

When lit stand back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wash colours separately

Explosive tendencies."

This one made be laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you came with a warning label what would it say?"

Please try again

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

** prickley**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can not have my penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No nuts allowed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not for prudes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insatiable cuddler x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

check nuts before use

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slippery when wet !

Are we related ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Contains nuts.

Came to post this!

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By *eedee36Couple over a year ago

Haslingden

WARNINGS

TIMELINE % late

SLIGHT Difficulties starting;flirting helps

Extremely Difficulty Switching off

Takes extreme amount stamina to operate.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman over a year ago

Can you find me….

Highly addictive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle with care.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

dangerous when wet

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

dangerous when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the fun stops....stop...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do not tumble dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the event this product fails to satisfy return to......

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Light touch paper and stand well back...

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Light touch paper and stand well back..."

Brilliant!

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

Keep away from sugary foods lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t turn your back on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long fuse but large bang

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

NSFW

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By *wisted VinylMan over a year ago

Fife

this does not count as one of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep away from eyes

Are we talking about cum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Delicate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Delicate "

No harm in that.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"If you came with a warning label what would it say?"

Right now, it would say 'Fuck off and leave me alone'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold steady.... your worlds about to shake

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

Some assembly required

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg I instantly want to slap myself for that comment ha ha !!! How do I remove it ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to laid back and takes nothing seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you came with a warning label what would it say?

Right now, it would say 'Fuck off and leave me alone'."

Okay

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By *ynamite1964Couple over a year ago

Chippenham

[Removed by poster at 10/01/20 23:24:23]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hanrgy when Hungry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not leave unattended near a buffet

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

Beware of the dog!

Woof!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hanrgy when Hungry! "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May contain nuts.

Stiff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not feed or water after midnight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't do what she's told.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May contain nuts.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

Wear protection!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle with care (fragile )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fragile....

Drop carefully

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS over a year ago

doncaster

I'm the girl who your mother warned you about

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By *hilleddevilMan over a year ago

north Manchester

AVOID

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mostly harmless

Up graded from “harmless”?

Warning: Irritant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Handle with care!

Prone to flooding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you came with a warning label what would it say?"

Warning. Highly addictive

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