Normally found naked in the old asylum in Stoke Park, coffee anyone?

Man in Bristol, South West, UK

... "boo". Thursday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

***No longer meeting until further notice although i may now have passed further notice, enquire within for further details***

Gents, whilst I appreciate your messages and winks, I am really sorry but I am straight

LAST UPDATE

I am still around but only socially right now, and from a distance. I have not had the best of years health wise in 2021, so being a social butterfly for now

UPDATE UPDATE

The update is updating and will update as soon as the update is updated

UPDATE UPDATE

Hey...you...yes you.....reading this....you still here?....well you might as well read on then...go I dare you....

Hello...wow....have I really done this....bloody hell...oh well in for a penny in for a pound.

So here I am new and fresh kid on the block...what am i here for..to push and expand my boundaries....boredom has sent in and am now looking for excitement.

Hang on in there..you nearly got to the end......

So where does it leave me (hopefully not alone lol) well am a bloke that loves to perform oral sex on ladies....for as long as you can take it lol..your pleasure is my goal.

Am honest and funny and not everyone's cup of tea but be nice to at least talk now and then even if am not your thing. I can hold a descent conversation too it has been said lol.

Am not looking for lots of bedpost notches either, am looking for one with hopefully the chance of regular lots....be that coffee, giggles or you just texting me to get my tongue over to you now lol.

So you made it to the end.....drop me a message ...whats the worst that can happen....you get a free coffee...lol.. you never know...i may just tickle your fancy....or eat it :)

I am a keen amateur Photographer, and can often be found out and about around Bristol or further afield...(I take better pics of others than i do of myself I promise lol)....so if you fancy a wander out with me give me a shout

Please feel free to get in touch...but place the word 'fanjollytastic' in any message so i understand you have read this and not got too bored lol...

Matt

54 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 35 to 66
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Role Play, Phone Sex, Oral, Group Sex, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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