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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Programmer.

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Programmer."

Analyst

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently a student so could do none or bar staff part time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Musician

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Archaeologist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Programmer.

Analyst

You said anal hahahahahahagagagafafatsda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Health and safety coordinator, and yes it is as dull as it sounds!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I just sell my body on street corners xxx not really! I'd end up paying them!

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Programmer.

Analyst

You said anal hahahahahahagagagafafatsda

....amazed it took 4 posts....first thing people always say when it's written down...hahaha

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

Nurse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just sell my body on street corners xxx not really! I'd end up paying them! "

lol, good one Lisa.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Fevered brow mopper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Freelance gynecologist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Physiotherapist

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By *C1984Man over a year ago

glasgow

Property developer and party host tonight x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Learning Support in a special needs college

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Margery proops ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Self Employed Mechanical engineer. Basically sell my soul to the highest bidder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Self Employed Mechanical engineer. Basically sell my soul to the highest bidder

I bet the pay is great though.

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By *oc30Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Have fun in A&E and get paid for it

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

I hit things until they work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Specialist dementia one to one support worker, posh name for slave/physical and emotional punch bag, no it's not that bad....not all the time anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of this and a bit of that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/19 02:39:53]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Layabout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Cut the corners off weetabix's !

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By *uriousgeorge46Man over a year ago

Liverpool

Joiner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Qualified carpenter and qualified construction manager.

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By *ddit...Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Business Development Manager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qualified carpenter and qualified construction manager. "

Now I feel the need to update mine to qualified layabout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qualified carpenter and qualified construction manager.

Now I feel the need to update mine to qualified layabout

What would the missus say about that? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crane operator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electrician

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently a carer for my disabled friend that I've know since first school. A previous job as a ragworm farmer probably sounds more interesting.

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By *tudiousPipWoman over a year ago

W Yorks

Radiographer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Currently a carer for my disabled friend that I've know since first school. A previous job as a ragworm farmer probably sounds more interesting."

I had to Google what a ragworm farmer was

. Never heard of it before and my family has alot of fishing enthusiasts. Definitely an interesting job you had there. As a kid, I used to go cockle and winkle hunting with my grandparents and uncle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whore

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By *am4CamWoman over a year ago

Fairy Land

Lawyer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay at home mummy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best Detective in the world aka Batman. Funniest man in the world. Greatest singer ever even though I can never remember all lyrics from any one song. And full time silly billy

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By *ndysaysMan over a year ago

Winsford

Personal trainer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be jobless soon. Leaving NHS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Photographer

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I’m the guy that moves everything around in your supermarket so you buy more !!!! Now what’s the name I get called. O yea bastard

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Screw corn flakes up when they are still soft

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

Fixer of things and people

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By *inchpandaMan over a year ago

Atherstone

Currently electrical engineering consulting but studying computer science

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soon to be ex babysitter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electrician and small time farmer

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By *uHorny1Man over a year ago

Cannock

Supply teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a project manager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it really matter, its the person you are meeting not their job, unless their job defines them& you pick meets based on the work people do

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman over a year ago

Bangor

Marketing analyst/marketing writer/marketing social media/web content producer. Jack of all trades, master of none

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it really matter, its the person you are meeting not their job, unless their job defines them& you pick meets based on the work people do"

The art of conversation. Maybe you might spot somebody you could start a chat with based on what job they do

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman over a year ago

gosport ish

Teacher, but also have my little wedding cake business

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Support worker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maintenance tech and spark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

National man of mystery

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

So secret that I couldn’t post a picture of any part of me in case it was recognised.

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By *o-Vanilla-HereMan over a year ago

Doncaster

Firefighter

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By *os19Man over a year ago

Edmonton

Civil Servant office worker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gardener

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

senior signal engineer (rail)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lion tamer in a Secondary School

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Underwater wood welder

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Expert Witness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a teacher and teach pupils with severe autism, schizophrenia, attachment disorder, trauma and complex needs.

Very challenging job but it’s rewarding!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HR Officer and an Engineer here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A speciality coordinator

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By *estSussexGuy76Man over a year ago

copthorne

I work in sport and celebrity photography

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By *lex D.Man over a year ago

London

Jack of all trades, master of none.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Apparently I'm an odd jobs guy at a circuit board factory.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

My original trade was mechanical engineer, second trade was IT tutor and currently am an Information, Advice, Guidance & Enrolment officer.

Then at the weekend I am a broadcaster, podcaster and band member.

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By *adyA01Woman over a year ago

Wellington

Self employed Bookkeeper..

someone has to do it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Engineer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I run the fab dingy tours

, it’s doing very well too and not lost anyone yet to the sharks

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

military

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Purveyor of dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Binder of subs and harlots lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mechanic- down and dirty

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God

God help us all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picker and Packer..... hardly a profession lol

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By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

Highway maintenance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mongol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knit shreddies

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I am a consultant.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Spy

Sshh... mum's the word

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm an angel......la laaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work for MI6 so I can't show my face due to my work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs is a health care assistant and I'm a stay at home dad, but before that I was a pub and restaurants manager with chef experience

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Depends which day of the week!

Personal trainer, fitness instructor, sports coach some days

Chef, barbitch others

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By *liviaGTV/TS over a year ago

Preston

Swimmer

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Mud Wrestler.

I'm carrying on the family business, taking over where my Mum left.

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"I'll be jobless soon. Leaving NHS."

Don't blame you. I take early retirement in Feb 2020 cannot wait.

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By *ockonmeMan over a year ago

lincolnshire

NHS bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work in finance *yawn*

~Mia

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Programmer.

Analyst

You said anal hahahahahahagagagafafatsda

I'm a Network Manager, and I once reported a senior manager at the company I used to work at because he had hundreds of jpegs on his PC named Anal-1, Anal-2, etc... they turned out to be scanned documents and Anal was his chosen abbreviation for Analysis

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Programmer.

Analyst

You said anal hahahahahahagagagafafatsda

Awkward

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By *razoMan over a year ago

Kent

Building restoration.

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By *rK MrsJCouple over a year ago

Kidderminster

Both NHS

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sex inspector,North West division

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoop whoop it’s the sound of me and my colleagues.

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By *lanemikeMan over a year ago

Bolton

Retired Chartered Textile Technologist

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

I hold my crystal ball and look into your body and mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work in a homeless day centre kitchen and help doing other jobs like cleaning and admin and help people from being homeless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Student/HR x

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By *liviaGTV/TS over a year ago

Preston

Kissing monkey

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Fireman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Programmer.

Analyst

You said anal hahahahahahagagagafafatsda

Did you get any flack for reporting a senior member of your organization?

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By *r and mrs berkshireCouple over a year ago

bracknell

Carpenter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classical Musician

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Programmer.

Analyst

You said anal hahahahahahagagagafafatsda

whenever I tell anyone that I'm a Business Analyst....as soon as its written down....people laugh and just see "Anal"....we are all so mature.....I still laugh at it now....and I've been an Analyst for well over 10 years now....

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Domestic engineer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Retired teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catalyst, accelerates reaction, without itself being affected

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

Poker player/ gambler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inspector

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

race car engineer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poker player/ gambler"

Love this. Was in Vegas in 2013 and loved every minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Currently a carer for my disabled friend that I've know since first school. A previous job as a ragworm farmer probably sounds more interesting.

I had to Google what a ragworm farmer was

. Never heard of it before and my family has alot of fishing enthusiasts. Definitely an interesting job you had there. As a kid, I used to go cockle and winkle hunting with my grandparents and uncle. "

It was hard graft but working outdoors in the summer was amazing. I still go winkle picking or as we say up here willick picking in a lovely little place called Newton in Northumberland.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vaginal tamperer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

A yawn fest

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Medical Auditor/Physician Education

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By *requent_FerryersCouple over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

Mr FF is a Consultant/Lecturer and Mrs FF is a Legal Advisor to a NHS Trust....

I can see you yawning! Yes! You there at the back in the blue shirt!!

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

"Poker player/ gambler

Love this. Was in Vegas in 2013 and loved every minute

Ah yes , vegas, my lifes never quite been the same since i went to vegas , amazing and genuinely surreal place

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By *hill44Man over a year ago

hinckley

"Programmer."

Anything you want me to be in the bedroom

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By *m3232Man over a year ago

maidenhead

Anything cars

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

Royal Air Force

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By *sland_kidMan over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

Airline ops manager

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By *imes_berksMan over a year ago

Bracknell

"Inspector "

Inspect me anytime

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I make lots of men do my bidding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mr FF is a Consultant/Lecturer and Mrs FF is a Legal Advisor to a NHS Trust....

I can see you yawning! Yes! You there at the back in the blue shirt!!

Impressive! Intelligent and well-educated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Social media guru

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expert in laziness and avoiding work

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Company Director and Company Secretary.

It's our company.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'm a conservationist. I'm a castor fiber specialist that helps coax the animals away from areas where dams are to be constructed. In layman's terms, I'm a beaver charmer.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Ground maintenance/gardner/ Grave digger

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"I make lots of men do my bidding

Auctioneer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Proof reader.

This site don’t need someone like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work for a University, in Sydney.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I work for a University, in Sydney. "

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Professional wind up merchant on a free evening....

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Her royal hider of the sausage

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Her royal hider of the sausage "

Hahaha can I play??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Engineer.....

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Insert 300 Spartans

'Ahooah ahoooah ahooah'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pubic hair trimmer

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By *inkerbell67Woman over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Adult performer...

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

Underwater knife-fighting instructor.

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple over a year ago

Taunton

Wicker bottomed chair repairer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fluffer remover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still a qualified layabout, but am temporarily also being a beech bum until about some time tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Security and logistics specialist

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan over a year ago

oulton broad

Carer in the community ....though I did use to be a plastics technician and shape plastic beyond the obvious x

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By *pg25Man over a year ago

town

Work on a cruise ship... so basically a full time slave

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By *ike73300Man over a year ago

Liverpool

Elephant catcher at Chester Zoo

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By *illy123789Man over a year ago

bracknell

"Programmer.

Analyst

You said anal hahahahahahagagagafafatsda

Lol... classic

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By *rl322Man over a year ago

wr11

Tractor and bulldozer fixer and retired body guard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not professional but I do get paid.....that make me a professional ? Or paid amateur but wouldn’t be amateur then?

Confused....

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By *av3.55Man over a year ago

Hailsham

"I work for a University, in Sydney. "

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Egg sizer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love guru

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By *parks133Man over a year ago

luton

Lightning catcher

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Professional security

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

A student for an aspect of healthcare.

Previously I was a teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee Shop owner

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Feeder

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By *lair101TV/TS over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

Massage Therapist

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By *uyforyouMan over a year ago

irvine

Camera operator, filmmaker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mystery shopper and product reviewer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im a primary school teacher and Damiens a surveyor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Inspector

Inspect me anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Project Manager!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Thread closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sys admin

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